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OLAplusONE:
Dnt be afraid, on d day of documentation just give them two replies: its either u tell dem its a computer error or u tell dem u intended to make a 2:1 bt tinz went d oda way round... Mind U,one lie leads to another!

pls what is documentation and how does it verify our degree. Life is a learning process.

ignis:
The only certificate I laminated is my NYSC Certificate, and that's because I saw others doing it at the POP ground.

dnt follow multitude to do evil.

iamauxin:
Maybe I should stay in the toilet from now till Sunday, who knows, I may enter the Guinness book of records for being the man that stayed the longest in the toilet ...

.l

na gulder book of record u go enta.lol

issylarry:
I had the greatest shock of my life last week, which I never still believe why it happened to me. To cut the story short,I had a fiancee which we have been planning on getting married. In The course of time have been so familiar with her mum and siblings and we were just about preparing for our introduction. Due to the nature of my work I live in lagos and she stays at Ibadan, have been so faithful to her(you all know what am talking about).

On the 16th of aug, (saturday), I told her I was going to come around on the 19th. (Wednesday). when I got to Ibadan on wednesday, I checked-in in a guest house closer to her house. I was so happy been around her again, because I believed since her mum knows me, mehn, I thought I owned her. (That was the best mistake have ever made),Later in the night she was called by her brother to come over, so she decided to go and attend to her brother leaving me with her phone. Seriously,when she left I was just staring at the phone for some minutes and later I decided to check out for some more lovely pictures of my ironical wife. As time goes by I then decided to glance through her chats (wasn't intentional but didn't know what springed that up in me) Her recent chats was laced accordingly to how recent the chats has been. My chats with her was first,then I opened the 2nd chat(what I saw was crazy).

My so called ironical fiancee have been cheating on me. The chats was like my gf initiated the chat with him. She went to his place on Monday and they had sex. This is the lady I want to marry o,seriously I feel love doesn't truely exist. Its just a name not an ACT anymore. I got annoyed and asked her out of my room because if I should see her I could inflicts my annoyance on her(she might end up in hospital).

Now,what can I do? she's been begging me not to tell her elder brother .The mum hasn't heard anything about what transpired, even her siblings and have decided to let them know, so that they would know the kind of daughter they are living with(Packaged-slut). Is that the right decision? Or should I just delete every contacts I have with her? What can I do? Her mum do call me sometimes, now its so obvious am breaking up the relationship! But do I have to tell her mum or siblings who can understand how I really feel about it! Please, can you share me some advice or perspectives! I will appreciate it.

u may hv to forgive her koz smetyms we hv to tolerate shit to move ahead. Na ppl frm her village wey no want mke she marry.dem use her pix dey dance shoki....

HenryThegreat1:
Just include it. It's just two lines

just two lines?? The name of my primary skul is: UMUOKORO DEVELOPMENT COMMUNITY COMPREHENSIVE BOYS HIGH SCHOOL WARRI DELTA STATE NIGERIA.
shuld i add it to my CV.

Lilyomi:
. No o. I want it free as in freeeeeeeeee.

lol. Give me i give u, God no go vex.

softapples:
bro 4get abt child's talk, if u want to speak and see who ure speaking to with a video chat with ur business partner or friend or family member abroad will u use nokia torch? does nokia torch hav email? can small phones chat on instagram? download big pdf files?

If chattin on instagram is ur problem and a reason to buy dose big fones den i fink u re a real kid as earlier stated.u nvr jam

Lilyomi:
Galaxy s6 but my money is not enough Onemansquad do u mind buying one for me? Seriously blackberry is a no for me. Dnt knw why. I like the rest. . My arms are open for any of them as gifts o. .

u can hv any1 u want frm me jst with 2wks un-interupted f**k supply. If u care let me knw.

Mke dem hold dat woman wella.she is responsible for the death. If not she wuldn't hv flee frm her house.

CaptainSmart:
Am telling you fa! His condition is better o, some guys read with candle now!

yes na. Candle is the best light to use while reading?? My opinion

toopsy22:
They should Query her room mates wella,,,

Unilag does not give diploma students hostel BUT that first pix is a unilag hostel..You better come back before exams and don't waste your parents #400,000, it can buy One plot of land ioooo..
NB:: Unilag would Never Refund your money..

its because of situations lyk dis and pple lyk u dat i nvr had roommate in school. They should question her room-mate for wat??. Is she a body-guard to the missin girl. U shuld hv said they shuld politely ASK and not QUESTION coz her roommate wasn't paid to protect her.

UnknownT:
Wetin we wan use this picture you upload do biko? Na Fasisi be that?

The Op na mumu.

BornSad:
Very simple but first thing first.

Simply walk into the nearest Zenith Bank and tell them you want to pay for NOUN MSc form (N7500). A paper will be given to you which contains your PIN for online application and the steps for this. Log onto their site and access your application form using the PIN given. Fill the form either immediately or come back later to complete it if you don't have the necessary information needed ready. After eventually filling the form completely, print a copy out and then click on "submit" and print out your provisional admission letter. On this later, you'd see the necessary documents for screening. Go along with this form, the application form and the required documents to your study centre of choice for screening. After a successful screening, proceed to register and collect your course materials. That's all.

Please, be sure you're qualified before applying for a particular course to avoid waste of money cause the provisional letter won't be available for unqualified people.

what are d requirements to be qualified for Msc in NOUN and can u giv an estimate of the total fee for Msc in MATHEMATICS( partial derivatives). thanks in anticipation to ur response.

funmilade4real:
As long as you have God.
I have a third class colleague who is earning 3ce salary of a 2.1 person

in his father's company?

[quote author=atama27 post=36699642][/quote]y re pple lyk u fond of compairing and criticising 1st class and 2.1 graduates. Its nt deir fault dat u nvr made 1st class.Op only asked a question nd u re here sayin nonsense. U must be a third class graduate.

18 yr old daughter of ur best frnd?? The world indeed is unbelievable.

JeffreyJamez:
I just died!!
Haha haha hahahaha

R.I.P

To the suspect.

JUDGE: u re guilty as charged and u re sentenced to 150 yrs in prison...

150/2=75
75+20=95 yrs. What a waisted life...

moca:
Nonsense!

Assuming u r the one who couldnt give ur wife belle nko?

Can she go outside?

Can she tell d world her boo is impotent?

Warped and myopic nigerian mentality.

What happened to adoption?

Jeez!

What is wrong with these folks.
SMH

pls,pls,pls....adoption isn't an option here. I wouldn't do dat.i think adoption is best done wen u re lookin for a particular gender. For instance: u have three boys,u can adopt a girl and vice-versa.

mbulela:
The daftness of your comment is worrying.
It si like asking how much do the workers of lotto operators in Europe earn. Do you actually think that 15 million naira is the wage bill of MTN?
What is the correlation?

correlation?? Mtn will not dash a customer #15m for doing nothin while most of deir workers wear their socks off and earn less than#100k. Is it cleared!!!! Mumu

chemmerfrank:
What did she do to win?? How will mtn just appear and give you 15million na

God bless you. Pls how much do their workers earn.
#15m is enough to pay most of their workers for a year.

na lie joor....who else thinks dis show na arrangeee..click like(lie).

What is the difference between EGO,PRIDE AND DIGNITY... We learn everyday. Thanks

Forget all dis tins wey Op write joor. When ur time reach u go get job.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Fake pastors everywhere, thank God am a Catholican
Benedicta mus dominus........ Deo gratias

there are also fake Rev.Fathers. I knw of a Reverend that have a secret son.....fact

favourmic:
Then who cares about the qualification? Wise up and open your eyes, may dangote went to 30million school before making all his money or bill gate guys it's up to you do what ever you want it's your life not mine

1 man's path to success can lead another man to his downfall. His way is not my way.

Tripleclick:
we are stil saying the same tin '' BITTERNESS'' AND ''FRUSTRATION'' ,MAYB U STAYED 4YEASR @ HOME B4 GTN ADMISION, ONLY TO SEE A SCHOOL GIVING ADMISSION WITH ''O'' LEVEL ,, AND U R FEELING BAD, YU SURE U GT WORK?

My people perish due to lack of knowledge. Fortunately dat post was written in the bible for u. U re proud of a school dat u cant serve afta schooling??..its a pity. Crying

Gloryblossom:
even ur sch is crap.I av graduates from there n notin to show for all they learnt nonsense.all home strugglin like maloooo.say for urseld n were u r not for others.

smetyms its nt d students fault. Sme graduates of OAU,UNILORIN,UI,UNILAG or evn FUTO stay at home as a result of d bad economy of d country.....u re pointless.
NOTE: d universities mentioned above re standard unis and not ur NOUN(name of person,animal,place or thing).lol

favourmic:
You dey craz.....lolz I don't school in NOUN but I don't like discourage others, but have seen people going to NOUN with good jobs, even guys that have establish them self going to NOUN and having their money, it's not about school guys it's all about money making, you can set up a business and school in noun and by the time you finish I'm sure your business must have get to some standard and your other guys going to any state or private even federal we still be lamenting searching for jobs and at the end you can employ them, school is not everything I mean school is not everything once you know what you doing, the top richest people in this world how many degree or master them get for hand? But they know what they are doing so forget one best school or not, even the winners G.O attend poly see where he is today don't discourage others bro

its nt just bout money making?? Good qualification also stands out. Infact, if i had enuff money i wuld hv done my masters in MASSACHUSETTS university(usa/canada) where it costs 26million naira.
GOOD UNIVERSITY
GOOD QUALIFICATION
HIGH CHANCE OF GOOD INCOME.my opinion.

favourmic:
Wise one bro, but can you tell us where you working with your fucking FUTO graduate? People like you end up been a teacher at the end, and NOUN graduate get better job its not about school you finish its about connection not only in Nigeria but worldwide....

Thanks

u want to indirectly knw where am working so u wuld snd ur CV to my inbox... If u nid assistance u can let me knw rather than asking indirectly....LLLOOOOLLL...
If u love urself nd u dream of a bright future. DROP OUT OF NOUN AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE. My candid advice.

Tripleclick:
''BITTERNESS'' !

bitterness for what?? I AM A FUTO GRADUATE... I only said d fact.i wuldn't advise my enemy to school in NOUN(crap).

okosodo:
Obasanjo is a graduate of NOUN

so what?? Hw does dat change d fact dat it is a stupid tertiary institution. U called obasanjo as if he is albert einstein or somefin.....

Meanwhile, Is NOUN a tertiary institution??
I tot NOUN is a name of any person, animal, place or thing.