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CrimeRe: We Rape Our Victims Before Killing Them – Robbery Suspects (Picture And Weapon) by Donpizzle(m): 2:50pm On Aug 01, 2015
Ezemarcel:
It's like crime is becoming more pertinent to a tribe in nigeria now....dont want to call the name sha
hey nigga,watch ya mouth before i shift and dis-organise ur jaw.
ONE NIGERIA...
BusinessRe: Man Dies After Losing Money To Lotto by Donpizzle(m): 9:07am On Aug 01, 2015
holyokoto:
Now Is a Lesson for all those who always Capitalize on Dreams
any man dat dreams of a sure bet was probably tinkin excessively of betting before e slept. Nothin lyk a winning bet. Gamble is a game of chance.
BusinessRe: Man Dies After Losing Money To Lotto by Donpizzle(m): 9:01am On Aug 01, 2015
naijainfogalery:
God punish poverty, slumped and died because of N45,000. The last time i checked dangote lost 10 billion dollars and he didnt even grow thin
load of crap..the #45000 to the man is like 45 billion dollars to dangote. Mke dangote loose 45 billion dollars mke we c if hin no go die. Dats if e is evn worth 45 billion.
Bottom line: all fingers are not equal.
BusinessRe: Man Dies After Losing Money To Lotto by Donpizzle(m): 8:48am On Aug 01, 2015
WHEN I TELL PEOPLE TO BET FOR FUN, THEY CALL ME NAMES. a frnd of mine bets with not less than 5k evry week and i just hope he isn't goin to end up a dead man.
GOLDEN RULE: BET wat u can afford to loose.
I rep #100 ticket per week.
EducationRe: South African,Egyptian Universities Dominate Africa's Top 30 Universities List by Donpizzle(m): 8:07am On Aug 01, 2015
UNIPORT?? wonders shall nvr end. Confused ranking...UNILORIN best in nigeria. UNIPORT top six best in africa. UNIPORT and UNILORIN which is better....??
CelebritiesRe: Gloria Young Causes Scene Over 20,000 Naira. by Donpizzle(m): 8:00am On Aug 01, 2015
Bank calling her to beg her?? LMAO.... Hw many customers hv they dashed #1000 since its existence. Silly bank.
CelebritiesRe: Gloria Young Causes Scene Over 20,000 Naira. by Donpizzle(m): 7:59am On Aug 01, 2015
EmmyBoy2:
Would you rather she dash them the 20k?
dash ke? Hw much interest do i get frm my bank in a yr?? Not upto 5k
EducationRe: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by Donpizzle(m): 8:53pm On Jul 29, 2015
kaboninc:
All these for me?

Brilliant ruubbish! Give that gospel to the sheep! The goats have higher IQ!

Well, I think you got the wrong dude. You are forgiven because am in a very good mood. No one has stepped on my shoesss lately and that's why I won't respond to that non.sense you put up there!

Well, why don't you tell us your answer? cheesy

Am catching fun here because these guys want me to. And am not even laughing at the answers they provide even when they are wrong but the reasons for their answers or workings. Oh and their ignorance not to accept the correct answer. That's the part that cracks me up!

Wait, are you one of them? Or did I hit a nerve? Get a real life sir!

So please take your face-saving self to another world. I ain't gat time for bulllshhiittt! cheesy

While you're at it, shine ya eyes very well before you throw insults. Some guys are the monsters that monsters dread.
u re a proud olodo.
EducationRe: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by Donpizzle(m): 7:07pm On Jul 29, 2015
Weah96:
Damn. You're even worse than I am at maths, and that's saying something, believe me.

You're supposed to divide/multiply first. Is there anything to divide? Yes 2÷2. Is there anything to multiply? Yes. 1x0.

6-0+1=NOT 1
i wont argue wit u.let's wait for d answer from OP. @op come post d answer nah
EducationRe: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by Donpizzle(m): 7:02pm On Jul 29, 2015
Dollar101:
Are you for real to say -1*0 =-?

No wonder pple complain that maths is hard
when the answer is looking at you..

My friend I don't want to start naming my
Qualifications but I can assure u that the answer is
7, anything outside 7 is wrong...this is far the simplest maths
anybody can tackle I wonder why it's such a big deal here
pls stop embarrassing urself... forget ur ph.D and solve simple math problem. d answer can't b 7. I blive its 1
EducationRe: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by Donpizzle(m): 6:49pm On Jul 29, 2015
6-1x0+2/2 step 1: 6/2=3
step2:3x0=0
step3:0+2=2
step4 2-1=1
final answer = 1 thanks
EducationRe: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by Donpizzle(m): 6:43pm On Jul 29, 2015
davbravo:
6-(1X0)+(2÷2)
6-0+1
6+1=7
dats how we fail question. where did u get ur bracket from....ur question is different from wat Op posted.
CrimeRe: Head Teacher raped And Put Stick Inside The Private Parts Of 4 Female Pupil. by Donpizzle(m): 8:52pm On Jul 25, 2015
These are kids not teenagers.. God forgive them for they knew not what they did...
PoliticsRe: NIMASA Gets Another Acting DG by Donpizzle(m): 11:03am On Jul 25, 2015
chuna1985:
if u started teaching English before I was born, I guess u should be 60 years by now. Have u retiredhuh
Currently in ma last yr b4 i resign.
PoliticsRe: NIMASA Gets Another Acting DG by Donpizzle(m): 7:27am On Jul 25, 2015
nationwide1:
I agree with you absolutely but why didn't this seniority system play out in chairman of INEC appointment?
we are human beings and we are bound to hv different ideas at different times... Perhaps it only jst occured to him dat e shuld appoint the most senior staff for d office.
PoliticsRe: NIMASA Gets Another Acting DG by Donpizzle(m): 7:23am On Jul 25, 2015
chuna1985:
Do u know what an appointment is?

Do u still understand English?
unfortunately i dnt knw. Plsss xplain to me wat an appointment is.Teacher CHUNA plss teach me.......B4 u were born i was already teaching english language.
PoliticsRe: NIMASA Gets Another Acting DG by Donpizzle(m): 7:19am On Jul 25, 2015
PROVACATEUR:
What about the appointment of INEC. Chairman? Its too early to start calling you goat
smetyms we fail examination as a result of our inability to read,understand and follow instructions. THE federal govt asked akpobolokemi to handover to the MOST SENIOR OFFICER. Thats an instruction frm d govt and a CRITERIA to occupy d office.It was nvr a CRITERIA in d appointment of INEC chairman.dnt b a tribalistic person.tanks
PoliticsRe: NIMASA Gets Another Acting DG by Donpizzle(m): 6:42am On Jul 25, 2015
fashoo2010:
U mean just because of 24hours of seniority? Na wa ooo....
if jauro claim is true, den e is actually a senior to nwabueze. JUST 24 hrshuh?? Evn 30 minutes is enuff difference in terms of senority.
Smetimes we nid to put aside tribalism and look at facts and figures.
NYSCRe: First Class Graduates To Serve In Tertiary Institutions -NYSC by Donpizzle(m): 9:28am On Jul 23, 2015
tall2ce:
I finished with 2:1 and was posted to O.A.U
batch A 2015
did u runse it? pls reply
Jokes EtcRe: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Donpizzle(m): 8:40am On Jul 23, 2015
LEvuls:
Man was already here before woman ..He would have added another man and let him beget men instead of giving him a liar ....


now u see our lifehuh
man should straffe man?
Gay in the making? sad
Jokes EtcRe: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by Donpizzle(m): 8:28am On Jul 23, 2015
Abeg make rain carry nancy come my bed ooo.the rest na history:p
CareerRe: Diary Of A Pretend HR by Donpizzle(m): 2:27am On Jul 23, 2015
@op,Jst as u send CVs to trash bin, i am send dis post to my waste bin..smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seven Irrelevant Things An Average Nigerian Youth Indulges In by Donpizzle(m): 1:40am On Jul 23, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Op, I dnt agree with all ur points tho!

Had a friend back then in skul who was a cultist and he made 1st class in accountancy. The guy is brainy no be 4 mouth.
NOTE: i'm not advising anyone to join cult oh!










Nice points..

FTC on emusmith's thread grin grin
1st Class : UNBELIEVABLE.
2.1: ACCEPTABLE.
Evn sme book-warm hardly mke 1st class.
Unless the cultist made it by the GUN(threatening lecturers).
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's Your Take On This (photo) by Donpizzle(m): 10:48am On Jul 21, 2015
Tallesty1:
I personally would never listen to any lady that approaches me for a relationship. That's the shortest route to heartbreak. Run bro.





Na so we dey hear. Listen bro, you will fall in love with time and she will leave you when you have fallen.

Let's assume she came to you because you have six packs, then she will definitely leave you when she sees a guy that has six packs and nice beard. grin

Same thing will happen to the other guy when she sees another one that has six packs, nice beard and good sense of humor.

She'll continue like that until she loses them all then she'll go back to beg God for a guy that has just a dick.

I have seen all bro.

Any girl that has the guts to ask a guy out is a cheat. Simple

And it kills to hear her used the same scope she use on you to woo another guy.
A cheathuh U nid a holiday in USA or ukraine to hv a change of mentality.girls wooing guys doesn't mean she is a cheat.CIVILISATION IS WAT I CALL IT.
RomanceRe: Man Drinks Rat Poison After His Fiancee Dumped Him A Week To His Wedding by Donpizzle(m): 5:59pm On Jul 20, 2015
MUMU dude
EducationRe: Trouble Looms In OAU As Men In Uniform Get Ready To Zoom Into Action ! by Donpizzle(m): 5:57pm On Jul 20, 2015
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Car TalkRe: Two Die As Car Rams Into A Tree And Breaks To Pieces (Photos) by Donpizzle(m): 3:41pm On Jul 20, 2015
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FamilyRe: I Told My Hubby To Stop Using My Money.am I Wrong? by Donpizzle(m): 9:15am On Jul 20, 2015
enoqueen:
One of the many mistakes we women make is allowing our men know that we av money.

U did not do anything wrong and let it remain so even after paying ur fees.

When men sees money with us, they will be coming up with different project that they cannot do alone just to make sure that we spend what we av.
NOTE: the essence of a woman in marriage is to assist the man and to be parasitic to him.
EducationRe: Two Female UNIBEN Students Hit By an Army Vehicle. One Confirmed Dead [photo] by Donpizzle(m): 9:01am On Jul 20, 2015
Dis is too sad, what a big loss.
FamilyRe: Could My Wife Be Cheating? by Donpizzle(m): 12:36am On Jul 12, 2015
U mean i shud read al dis. Learn to mke ur writin short nd concise.there were so many unneccessary story in ur write up.
RomanceRe: Am I Taking Advantage Of Her? Please Judge Me! by Donpizzle(m): 12:26am On Jul 12, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Op sori to say bt u are a terrible liar,what abt the b.f?u tink he is dumb ah?so the guy accept to his g.f staying in anoda guy room without tinking twice? The gal allowed u to romance her even when she knew her b.f is in dat same house? They have misunderstanding so she packed out? Guy ur lie is outdated...am nt falling for this.
dnt mind dis OP, d guy no evn sabi lie. Lie no easy as pple tink oo.
@Op, u re a very good bad guys.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote 28,000 Job Creation. My Experience by Donpizzle(m): 8:34pm On Jul 11, 2015
EduRegard:
No Job, We Complain Of Unemployment | There Were Jobs, Now We Are Complaining - Though the terms of the employment might be somehow uneasy, but I bet with you, there are some people out there that got their lives changed for better with this same opportunity. Everyone was not meant to be comfortable with the conditions of the job. But for every employment opportunity, let's thank God.
Never ever under-estimate HAPPINESS derived from your work place. Its better to earn less money and be happy than earn more while ur not happy.

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