₦airaland Forum

Saffi:
I’ve never had a dick that is more satisfactory than my love machine. Never! Yet even when I use my love machine it takes me to a whole different level, and I never moan so loud. That’s how I know 90% women fake their moan. Prick that cannot hit gspot, what are you now moaning for? Because something is entering in and outside your hole, what is pleasurable about that if it’s not hitting the right spot(gspot) or touching your clitoris? And most of you men do not aim to put prick inside the pussy to hit her gspot, it’s just to shook it inside, release your Akamu and go. No wonder so many women don’t enjoy sex, especially married ones.

Eiya .... it's quite unfortunate you have never meet a real man .... love machine can never speak to your senses that will stimulate the moans .... it will only drill you ... just like you are masturbating ....
Sorry OK, many ladies are in your shoe ... Pele

Missali:
CURRENCY

Using 75gh = N1, here's the exchange rate:
50gh = N3, 750
20gh = N1, 500
10gh = N750
5gh = N375

@ misali , I think it should 1ghc= 75naira not what you typed up there !!

You are using 75 naira to exchange 1ghc but you typed 75ghc exchanged for 1naira.

delugajackson:
What insolence! What a way to disrespect your father! The fact that you deserve privacy doesn't give you the right to desecrate his home. This is a man that clothes you, feeds you and foots your goddamn bills, and all you could do is pay him back with evil? You and your manfriend deserve to be thrown into a pot of boiling oil.

Sharrap, Afrocentric Buffon... Next time the girl will go to the guy's house and get adequately fvcked with huge orgasm and the father won't be there to do nadder !!

The papa should have counselled the girl ... imagine 22yo girl haba... 4years above legal adolescent age .... a 22yo is a graduate in Nigeria .... a Manager in middle level organisation .....

Beating is never the answer, he might have committed murder !!

dominique:
I like this rule. Our men have been conning their wives into contributing to develop property acquired in their name only to kick her out when things get sour. It doesn't matter whose name the propety is in, as long as it was acquired while in the marriage, both parties have rights to it.

That judge is a woman Ginni ??
She is a snitch ooo ....

I like the rule sha but small small make dem no bring Uncle Sam n Mama Charlie system come here ooo

babyfaceafrica:
if u say so

please Are u a girl or a guy ?

I felt you sounded feminine and wanted my curiosity quenched

Oyimeoyimemua:
They better be careful since they are known

70% of them are people that Saraki uses to upturn election in Kwara state especially Cook Olododo and Moshood Mustapha ..... They are all tired of Saraki's autocracy ....

They all know one another ..... Saraki really miscalculated and lost a lot of foot soldiers during this election .... Worst , he lost Federal Government Support system, he wrestled against the system that has been protecting him ..... He fought the boys that do all the dirty works.......

Now, we all say "O to ge " Enough is Enough !!

babyfaceafrica:
you are just he generalising and making fun of art and commercial students ....continue if it makes you happy

I am a commercial student myself so I am not making fun of any course. We all need one another, we all make up Knowledge.

If I tell you Financial Accounting is difficult than Physics , is that not a lie .... Abi you want to compare Government with Further Mathematics

OK oo, sorry babyfaceafrica

DeOTR:
If you know what you're doing, you shouldn't spend much time on courses that have to do with calculations. They're relatively easier and you don't even have to read all the time.
I don't know about anyone else, but I hate reading endless pages of texts.

You are very correct but individual preferences matter. I am into calculation and texts....
At times texts can be so cumbersome and complex you need to read n reread to get what they are actually saying especially Tax accounting e.g Tax Laws

Now, You don't want to meet some calculation because before you interprets some assertions to point of applying formula can be cumbersome n complex too.

Nonetheless, It's easier to make mistake in calculation than texts for me ....

asuustrike1:
So why didn't you state this at the beginning?
But some of your assertions are generalistic and are not true. Yes many science students are dedicated towards problem solving but not all of them. Yes many tend to do well in MBA because that course isn't difficult but you forgot that many rarely switch to law haven't you wonder why? Haven't you wonder why many choose to write ICAN whereas many runaway from law?. The law profession made it a bit difficult for many to crossover couple with the fact that there is less financial gain whereas the accounting profession made it easier for any except ANAN

What you should think is why the cross over and it is for career growth.
An Engineering that works in a bank needs MBA and ICAN to move to the next level but they can relate with our discipline even law you mentioned but can we relate with theirs

Average among them can run into our course and still defeat us if we fail to tighten our grip .

The President of ICAN has B.sc in Industrial Chemistry or something .... He said he started ICAN when he was bored or something, ....... Imagine ooo

Do you think I can become the President of Nigerian Society of Engineers or Mathematics..... I can if I have what it takes but I have never see any of us having what it takes but they do have what it takes !!

It's because their difficulty level surpasses ours and time committed surpasses ours !!

Thank You sir !!

asuustrike1:
It is still not correct. Taking studies serious has nothing to do with the class you were. Be it science or art related. If during your time many were phone frek,mine wasn't because camera phones were not in existence.

Another scenario, the effort you put in your education in Nigeria due to Nigerian education system .... if you travel to Yankee or UK and put such effort and time ....

There is nobody in the history of such Yankee school that would have produced your record..

You see free internet, free electricity, lecturer accessibility, you determine when to write your exam, Social clubs on your discipline , organised classroom ... why Oyinbo go beat me in such scenario, he no where me dey come from

Now , bring Oyinbo come Nigeria make him come school, if ihm CGPA reach "Pass" him try

So, Difficulty level and time committed is a factor that determine success in the results of science and art students !!

asuustrike1:
It is still not correct. Taking studies serious has nothing to do with the class you were. Be it science or art related. If during your time many were phone frek,mine wasn't because camera phones were not in existence.

Oga I finished secondary school in 2003 .... (It was a no phone era for secondary students, only adults have gsm unlike now and the Alhajis n Pastors have landlines) !!!

I know what our science class students put in and what we commercial student put in as well as Arts in that era and prior eras.

Best student in Art can not compete with Science in , "Mathematics" ... we all avoid Further maths and there is a level playing ground in English in fact , An art student is still likely to be aced in English language except Literature in English (it's not a general course) !!

The effort required to aced science courses as well as the difficulty level is never compared with Art ..... and the effort level is reflective in the results of science students !!!


Art students are always happy when it's time to play Drama or press clubs .... while a science student is breaking Polynomial and Binomial, spending time in laboratory mixing chemicals that may never yield expected textbook result !!

The effort level I put in Accounting as ICAN student I swear if I should put it in Sociology (a course with zero calculation) .... Taaaaa ....

Now, Sociology is difficult for an average sociology student and Engineering is difficult for an average Engineering student

Now, let a common exam be set between Engineering student and a sociology student....

Engineering student will read based on engineering difficulty level and time .......

Sociology student will read based on sociology difficulty level and time ....

Engineering student is likely to excel based on past difficulty level already trained for while sociological student may wobble due to not having experience in such difficulty level and time commitment !!

You see why Engineering graduates are taking over banking jobs ..... They excel better in GMATs/ SHL and the likes than Social science and Art students .....and with an MBA, they are already where we are

Their difficulty levels is more than ours and time put in is not same as ours ....

The time put in to grasp calculation and technical courses is higher than time put in for reading through pages of non calculative assertions !!

You think the same time I used to read 'Management , Governance and ethics" is the same time I dedicated for "Strategic Financial Management"
An ICAN student will understand !!

asuustrike1:
Your assertion not correct

It is absolutely correct .... the time put in differs and so is the result !!

iceboy4752:
In 2018, about 1.8 million candidates sat for the UTME. Sequel to the release of the results, JAMB released the top ten highest scorers.

My observation was that all the top ten and even top 20 highest scorers were science students. It got me wondering why only science students top the chart yearly. You may think it's because art students are dull but there are also very serious and intelligent art students.

Does that mean out of the almost one million art candidates that sit yearly for UTME, it's impossible to find someone scoring at least 320? In fact, the highest score I've seen from an art student so far is 303. I've never seen or heard of someone claiming they have seen higher than that.

What could be the reason?

Science is more rigorous and breathtaking than Art courses. An average science student will be excessively brilliant in Art class while the reverse can never be the case .

Science Courses doesn't give you social time e.g A'level mathematics, Physics and Chemistry .... These courses don't smile.
So I think the effort put in by science students to ace their courses is more compared to effort put in by Art students. This is also reflective in their results !!


I am an Accounting student (Management Science ) , I can do any research work in Art , Social and Management science but I can and can never delve into Engineering nor pure science courses .... Na die Na !!!

Boxer007:
My brother. It takes one to no one. You are officially gay.

I am not your brother oo.... I disclaim you !!

I am not like you.... I aint you !!

Boxer007:
Technically, you are gay sir. Truth always hurt and we feel your pain

weyrey nie no
I love Beauty ....

So loving Jim iyke outfit abi Ramsey Noah and Ninalowo is gay .... Appreciating a cool n cute dude is gay .... Yio ba furo Iyalaya e

Which pain are you feeling , Eleribu

Boxer007:
Darlin you gay? Great.

I ain't gay but if I see a handsome dude, I melt ....

I saw one today. lightskinned cute with splendid Haircut .... I feel like holding his hands ....

Now, I can't fvck anus OK, and the only thing I want outa my ass is cool sh.it .... I love them girls tall with front n back commanding attention n respect !!

Yummy, To that dude I meet in the store today !!

Ains:
You guys are breaking my heart, Someone should drop a comment na

Eiya sorry! Heard okro is good too!!

Ains:
You guys are breaking my heart, Someone should drop a comment na

Eiya sorry! Heard okro is good too!!

Boxer007:
Education is the key sir but it takes time. Google *artificial inssamination*

Inssamination ... Taaaaa .....

happney65:
Shey una fuckkkk for there abi una no fucccck?Na wetin me wan know be that

Nairaland
I don dey expect person wey go ask this question on page 0

mahvie:
Evening everyone, I heard that one cant register for May diet without paying the subscription fee for this year first. How true is this, please??

I was sent a message last December regarding payment of all outstanding subscription fee... I dont know if ICAN will enforce it or not ...

I will pay next week Insha Allah , we will see what will happen !!

Miscellaneous:
They should merge & form a party. Though Moghalu is better suited as the presidential candidate, he should run as vp because he's an Ibo. The north will not vote for an Ibo president. Sowore or Durotoye should run as the number one man. I hope they also pick a vibrant young man frm North west to join them. Also that YPP vp ... that muslim woman.... I mean Getso. She's an asset. They should hold her close too

You don't even know Obadiah Mailafia .... He had 97k .... He is the best among all the contestants even beat Buhari/Atiku ......
He is an Economist and Former CBN deputy Governor ..... Non of them can debate him including Durotoye the sweet mouth and Sowore the Aluta continua !!

AngelicBeing:
Lol, East African women like Nigerian men, they say that Nigerian men knows how to take care of women and that Nigeria men have big sim card and know how to use the simcard very well and that they are also good during activities in the other room, don't ask me the meaning of sim card and other room, ask the Op or Buhari

The phone of east African women must be very smart to be receiving Nigerian Men's SimCard....

Please which Nigerian SimCard do East Africa love most, is it Mini, Micro or Mega. ...

Please do they also have quality phones and sweet ringtones in za oza room
East Africa be prepared to have my SimCard ooo

I met a girl and we have been chyking and she dey form attitude.... laslas I bown am, after some time she holla me .... I continue parolsss she dey form again telling me say she no go fit date me but we fit be "Friend"

I sense friendzone .... Wetin, Me tell am point black .... If you no go date me no wahala but our friendship must be FWB .... laslas .... if u no gel, make we vamozzzz ...

I no fit gree for ordinary friend ooo, I know wetin I see b4 I walk up to am, she wan deny me specs but wan roll with me .... Taaaaa .... Sense no go kee Naija girls dem !!

Be Nice But Firm !!

Predstan:
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I saved her number on my phone, not sure i will contact her when i get to niarobi though.

I think this woman is trying to accomplish something with a hot/rich Nigerian ..... .... She has Nigerian fetish for foursome

Naughtysite:
Did you notice how they avoided mentioning the ROI ?

And be speaking big grammar to deceive the gullible.

This is for Ballers and corporations .......

The ROI must definitely be higher than Risk free rate of returns .......

That is why I said it is a risky investment but rated by Moody's and verified by PWC (This counts big time for investment communities).... This is a kinda confidence assurance and ROI for Brated must definitely be higher taking the Company "Access Bank" into consideration and the Nigerian Economic and Political environment !!

You will know your ROI when you bring your money come

Na dis Kain thread God dey catch Naija youths ..... This ain't tonto dikeh

Most Nigerian commercial banks do not usually raise bonds and a bond like this B2 rated and verified by PWC is a good development for Access bank and the business community at large both National and International .....

Hmmmm, But Nigerian political environment is never stable nay the economic environment..... Me no wan here story that touch ooo.....

Nonetheless, the returns must definitely be commensurate with the riskiness !!

shogat:
Can I still meet up with the foundation level this may?

Yes , You have 2 months and 3 weeks to read maximum of 3/4 Study packs !!!

Afeezoladapo:
Check ur WhatsApp.
I've sent some materials to u.

Thanks so much baba .... I will go through them all !!! God bless you Sir !!

Afeezoladapo:
drop ur number let me send u one material.

Still expecting sir !

Abdul4trust1:
OK, I will respond by tomorrow Insh Allah. I'm occupied now.

Sir, I am still waiting ooo !

Everybody is an opportunist .....
For every maga is a mugu to somebory...
So, chose what you wanna be and blame nobody for your choice !!