₦airaland Forum

kendrick9:
Man u surely gonna lose tomorrow

Why don't yo wait till tomrow!
Aproko!!!

Arsenal!!! Could you please do that thing you're so special in doing.. (Failure) lol...

No be me talk am ooo... Na one man for chelsea ooo.

Physika:
I share your thoughts.

It is obvious the interviewee never cared about what the interviewer did or said. The interviewer on the other end is trying hard to justify is action, perhaps his conscience bears testimonies against him.

As an Ukwuani man... We are die-hard, we don't get molested or belittle cos of someones stupid ego....

Nah, he's not God... On behalf of the applicant, I say another Bleep-off to the interviewer!

virtuousMe:
Ishilove e bu onye ukwani eshi? N ne lo shi e bu onye ibo o. Mamam bu onye ukwani, onye umukwata.


Ndu ukwani enyi,
Aje aje o
Oto ofe ni o

Ya maka e shi ooo....

De'le?

Physika:
OFU OBI ! !!
N chor ni ki asa umu Ukwani, ndi okei, arugbe, okorobie, ka ngbortor nmaru zu ni ebeni ne..

*Ka yin gu egu
*Ka ku oku obodo eyin


OK.. Ni asusu oyibo

Ukwani people, old, young, male and female
I want us to meet up here, let us...
*Discus issues
*share ideas
*Have fun

AJE AJE ! !!

You just like a post I posted about and interviewer and applicant and I was wondering who could this intelligent a high dignity person is...

I checked ur profile and saw you're my tribe and kin.

De'le.... No di ri mma oo.

We are all getting something wrong here.

Either the interviewer or applicant, we are all human.

What if it was the interviewer that was wrong and the applicant told him to Bleep-off out of anger?

What if the applicant is a seasoned professional who can't be easily pushed away?

What if the company desperately needs the services of the applicant.

Let's not be too 'african' and see life from the other angle.

Just as the saying goes " some people sees a half-empty cup while others sees a half-full cup".

Its not over for the applicant and his destiny doesn't lie with the interviewer!

Thanks all.

talk2myles:
guy...dez nothing like omo onile in the state where i am.....that point doesnt count

Well, except for North, most part of East, south and west have lots of dem.

Especially cities that are commercially viable. Lagos, Portharcourt, Warri, Onithsa etc.

Oya bet9ja boys.. Come see prediction ooo.
Anticipating FTC!
Cc: lalasticlala

hi, it's been sold. thanks

bushdoc9919:
And they have to pay staff, pay insurance,maintain the towers, replace the generators when they get stolen or break down permanently, do upgrades so that you can watch whizkid on your tablet, expand the network so that you can talk with your great grandmamma in your village, spend money on scholarships and training programmes, sponsor competitions,replace old and worn-out machinery, train staff abroad so that they can maintain your equipment, pay adhoc staff....eg those who dig tunnels for the wires,and pay compensation and buy land where they can erect towers.Oh...and they have to pay their expat staff very well....because do you expect someone to come from UK to live in Ajegunle or Nyanya...with all the problems. And they have to pay for security too...for staff and some vital equipment.

You Nigerians should stop demanding awoof. If you want empty hen, glow, and hair tell to be taken over by government, fine. Just don't complain when services start going bad because no money.

You forgot something VERY important!

They pay AGBERO and OMO ONILE on every diesel discharged and every time the gate is opened for servicing either the tower or generator.

I weep for my country!

kobonaire:
CFC attacks when necessary and defends as the game/opponents demands .... Na our formula for success .... Abi you want us to be like gunner and dribble tiki taka inside 18 ...

Lol... Na dat tiki taka worse pass.

Any day, any time I still prefer una to dat 'Specialist in Failure'...

Macdow:
Lol...

Guy my hatred for that man is so thick that one can hang himself on it... But I still dey devise means make ma anger reach him side

Shior!!!

Na ordinary to hang oneself! No be to to just die once?

I hate that man sotey any time I see am for news I feel like removing to eyes and get blind.

And if I hear him name, feel like putting nails inside my ears and get deaf.

I just wish to cut my tongue so I no go fit pronounce him name again...

Or beta still... I be illiterate for life and wishing I never know him!

I fit join ISIS and Boko Haram carry atomic nuclear bomb go hug the idiot for him bed room make 2 of us die troway sef.

Gbam!!!! Beat that to ordinary killing ursef fast.

kobonaire:
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My guy .... as great as Man C's start to the season has been it is still a long season to go through (3 games down, 35 to go). Do not rule out your Man U .... certainly do not rule out my #CFC ... Gunners can be show spoilers ... and you never know maybe miracles can happen and they can win EPL too. I would wait till January before procclaiming Man C as champs if the point gap is wide then ....

I'm talking about the efficacy (the ability to produce a desired or intended result.), consistency and quality of players signed this season and they coaching crew.

Man U is faraway from the above. Likewise your darling chelsea. I'm sure this season na train una go dey park cos dem dey push bus troway.

Lol.. You're at right though. That's why I said january..

Macdow:
Shey u h8 Van Gaal pass me??

Dude is the reason I haven't smile in 6months... He gets more silly by the seconds

Wetin we fit do to know who hate Van Gaal pass?

I take God beg u make we compete on who hate am pass..

If Man City could create a gap of 10points or more... They are sure to win the league even before january mid season...

Not my useless club (Man U). I just hate everything about that Van Gaal.. Ordinary Pedro the idiot no fit sign.

Na to dey use stupid Phil Jones when other world class defenders dey for market.

His pattern of play has no specific definition. Ball is never on ground... Throwing stupid long passes when you have a player nearby to build up..

I tire abeg...

How I wish say someone dey feel my pain.

Can't just change club... Lose or Win... I'm UNITED!

Drabeey:
NONSENSE. THAT IS WHY WE KEEP SHOUTING AND PREACHING NEED TO EMBRACE OUR CULTURE. IMAGINE, A DOG ATE A CHILD. WESTERNIZATION SHOULD NOT BE TOTAL. WE CANT BECAUSE WE LOVE THE WHITE PEOPLE CULTURE AND NEGLECT OUR OWN. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CULTURE IN NIGERIA THAT GIVES CHANCE TO ALLOWING A DOG TO STAY IN YOUR CAR, LET ALONE SLEEP ON YOUR BED. IM VERY DISAPPOINTED THE DAY I SAW ONE WOMAN KISSING HER DOG IN LONDON. I WAS LIKE LEMME SLAP HER,BUT U KNOW I CANT DO THAT. ITS THEIR OWN CULTURE, BUT NOT OURS...
WHY DO U HAVE TEDDY BEARS ? PLAY WITH THOSE. OR BUY A DOG AND KEEP IT FOR SECURITY REASONS. NOT IN YOUR CAR.

Having a dog is not western.

Our forefathers used dogs for lots of reason, hunting, herding, guard and for deity worshiping.

I have a dog, she can't even break an egg..

She's what we call a pet dog 'Samoyed'.

Funny thing she can't sleep without human by her side. And runs away at the sight of strangers... She doesn't eat anyhow food, not to talk of raw meat or human meat sef.

I'm sure they have the sign that the dog is becoming paranoid and they didn't act.

The house-help was supposed to pick the child and run and not to abandon her.

buygala:
Op should stop crying over spilt milk and move on to try and impregnate a younger damsel....There are a lot of them these days who are ready to be baby mamas for the right price .... ask Olamide, Davido, Wizkid, etc

This is one of the few situations where Cheating is not only advisable but absolutely necessary..... A woman who can hide such a sensitive matter isn't worthy of being faithful to ..... op might as well divorce the woman and marry some younger blood if his conscience is too soft to allow him cheat


And for all those acting here all 'mature' and shitt , Being 'mature' by forgiving his wife isn't going to give him kids or undo the lie .... That marriage is irretrievably doomed because the dude will even start questioning the woman's 'Good Morning', and the woman will always feel guilty and victimized if any argument comes up in the house. ... THE PASTOR ISN'T GOING TO BE THERE WHEN ALL THE BAD BLOOD STARTS COMING OUT AFTER THE 'FORGIVENESS' ...... A WOMAN WHO CAN LIE LIKE DAT CAN EVEN KILL, AND DOESN'T DESERVE FORGIVENESS OR ANY SOFT LANDING OF ANY KIND

Anytime you make a comment on such sensitive issue, please always end it with 'my opinion though'.

You really made interesting contributions about the pastor and all the rest, but there's something you missed here. Its called human heart!

You can never predict or assume what a person will be from one act except many acts.

And people do change of course.

She has soiled that relationship, there might not be trust in it any more, but if I should give my opinion, I would say the OP should forgive and move on.

He should let the positive side of the woman out-weigh the lie she just told.

And mind you, if I were in her situation I would tell such lie to survive.

This life is all about survival.

Do what you have to do to have a reasonable time here on earth.

Well, I would suggest the issue of baby mama since you don't want to adopt.

She will be so happy to be the mother of that child.

In that instance, the tension dies and they both win.

Thanks

I will never walk alone. Will have to join chelshit under the table!

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donshaddow:
“President Buhari has left no one in doubt-
except of course incorrigible political
Philistines and revanchists-that he has set his hands on the plough and no political

Jupiter can stop him now from cleansing the Augean stable and navigating the ship of the Nigerian state from Bermuda Triangle.

“He has demonstrated a diaphanous
commitment to pulverize the monster of
corruption by not just vacuous sloganeering
as it was in the past, but has announced a
willingness to begin an epic prosecution of
economic vandals.

“Mr President met a country
in a state of economic phlebotomy, social
anomie, moral putrescence and political
erebusism. Was he supposed to have, against this background, begin to take precipitate steps bordering on the harum scarum just to satiate the dramatic proclivities of those who lightly cogitate that Nigeria is a political cinematography? No no no.

“Fixing the Nigerian economy just now
requires systematic methodology,a
sangfroid disposition and a calculative mind
as cool as cucumber.

His spartan
discipline and respect for the rule of law,
especially on fiscal matters, are already
yielding positive mileage for the economy.

“Nigerians are used to theatrics and
histrionics but President Buhari is not a man
of theatre and drama. He is a man of few
words but much action,”.

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I swear! If this Patrick no kill me, no one go fit.

Except death itself.

But on a serious note, the above quoted, sounds realistic and so meaningful.

natas22:
Op work on your link

Okay, thanks.
Will do.

Humorous politician, Patrick Obahiagbon
has slammed Nigerians for calling
president Muhammadu Buhari ‘Baba Go
Slow’, especially because of his refusal to
name his cabinet members early.

Obaihagbon, the Chief of Staff to governor
Adams Oshiomhole of Edo state, told
Vanguard in a recent interview, that insists
that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)
stands no chance in the guber election
scheduled to be held in the state in 2016.

The Nigerian leader had come under attack
by some sections of Nigerians for his
supposed sluggishness in naming his cabinet
members and his inability to crush Boko
Haram within weeks of inauguration.
Patrick Obahiagbon slams Nigerians for
calling Buhari ‘Baba Go Slow’

But Obahiagbon believes that the Nigerian
president has already shown Nigerians what
he can do with the political terrain of the
country, and also called for Nigerians’
understanding with the former military
dictator.

“President Buhari has left no one in doubt-
except of course incorrigible political
Philistines and revanchists-that he has set his hands on the plough and no political Jupiter can stop him now from cleansing the Augean stable and navigating the ship of the Nigerian state from Bermuda Triangle.

“He has demonstrated a diaphanous
commitment to pulverize the monster of
corruption by not just vacuous sloganeering
as it was in the past, but has announced a
willingness to begin an epic prosecution of
economic vandals. The constitution of a
Presidential Advisory Committee against
corruption, headed by the fiery and no
nonsense Professor Itse Sagay, is a further
demonstration of his commitment.

“I simply don’t understand what they mean
by sluggishness. Mr President met a country
in a state of economic phlebotomy, social
anomie, moral putrescence and political
erebusism. Was he supposed to have, against this background, begin to take precipitate steps bordering on the harum scarum just to satiate the dramatic proclivities of those who lightly cogitate that Nigeria is a political cinematography? No no no.

“Fixing the Nigerian economy just now
requires systematic methodology,a
sangfroid disposition and a calculative mind
as cool as cucumber. His shuttle diplomacy
to rally Nigeria’s neighbours and the
international community at regional and
global levels are already paying off in the
war against Boko Haram. His spartan
discipline and respect for the rule of law,
especially on fiscal matters, are already
yielding positive mileage for the economy.

“Nigerians are used to theatrics and
histrionics but President Buhari is not a man
of theatre and drama. He is a man of few
words but much action,” the man also known
as Igodomigodo posited.

On whether he thinks the success of the PDP
in Edo south in the national assembly
elections will repeat itself come 2016
governorship election, Obahiagbon stated
vehemently that nothing was achieved by the opposition party in the last elections.
According to him: “What were the results
achieved by the PDP in the last elections?

They simply latched in on the South/South
sentiments and the Christian/Muslim
stratagem during the presidential election
and, even at that, the final results were a
photo finish and, of course, when the House
of Assembly election took place, when the
issues were now local and internal to Edo,
was it not now conspicuously demonstrated
that APC owns papa’s land, going by the
outcome of the elections?

“If anything has changed since then it’s that
the people of Edo are now more attracted
to the APC and the Comrade Governor,
especially with the non-performance of the
PDP also at the federal level and their
eventual defeat.So what is the tension? Edo
is APC state anytime, any day and come rain, come sun. 2016 will come and go and I can tell you that it will be wishful thinking for the PDP to dream of winning the
governorship in Edo, not now and not in the
nearest future.”

The politician, famous for his grammatical
expressions, was also recently captured
where he was trading banters with chief
Olisah Metuh, the national publicity
secretary of the PDP.

Source: www.naij.com

Cc: lalasticlala

If its true. I love such a gesture. Though I'm using BB 8520, and all I do is use my opera mini, whatsapp, and BBM. Now, tell me, is there any reason why I should buy BB 10 or above?

I won't waste my hard earned money till I have the need for a bigger phone.

Mind you before you quote me, have used Iphone 5c, lumia phone, i5 laptop.

So, I chose to be wise.

kasmail:
Na hand dem take dey score? I need highlight or adonblivit... abi dem no get boot ni

Doubting Thomas. Lol

Check highlight on youtube na.. Shei u hear wen dem say fifa no rank dem...

So person like Brazil hold dem na 150-0 dem go chop.

Mr adonblivit: m.youtube.com/watch?v=RkbY7ZVlfqM

The result proved a landmark in the
competition and meant the latter have shipped
68 goals in their last two matches
Fiji broke the record for the biggest victory at
the Pacific Games with a 38-0 win over the
Federated States of Micronesia on Sunday,
going 21-0 up by the break before adding
another 17 later.

Atonio Tuivuna cashed in at the weekend with
10 goals at a tournament that provides the
possibility of qualification for the Rio 2016
Olympics for his country, though Micronesia
are ineligible as they are not affiliated to the
International Olympic Committee.

The Oceania Football Confederation
tournament has been a tough one for the
latter, with their Group A hopes already over
after going down 30-0 to Tahiti two days
earlier.

The landslide result set a new highest score at
the competition, but will not be officially
recognised as a record by Fifa as Micronesia are
not ranked by the governing body.
Australia therefore retain the honour for the
biggest victory in a Fifa-recognised
international football match, having beaten
American Samoa 31-0 in a qualifier for the
2002 World Cup.

Source: m.bbc.com/sport/football/33400707
m.youtube.com/watch?v=RkbY7ZVlfqM

Cc lalasticlala

calculator123:
^^^^ made me miss ftc.op pls can u summarise

Its already summarized. If I do remove anything from it, it will make the article less attractive.

Please do try, and read it all. Its for our benefits.
Thanks

Starvation literally means
starvation. It doesn’t mean
skipping a meal or not eating for
24 hours. Or not eating for three
days even. The belief that meal
skipping or short-term fasting
causes “starvation mode” is so
completely ridiculous and absurd
that it makes me want to jump out
the window. – Martin Berkhan

Is it a good thing to ‘starve’ yourself
each day, or a few days of the week?
Well, a tonne of evidence indicates
that timed periods of fasting are a
good thing.
Fasting has become increasingly
popular over the years, especially
among the health community. Whilst
most health practitioners are afraid
to recommend eating less due to the
stigma involved, it still
doesn’t alleviate the incredible
benefits of fasting when used sensibly.
In this article, we’ll explore 10
benefits of fasting that will surprise
you , and how you can incorporate
them into your own life.

1. Fasting Helps Weight Loss

Fasting can be a safe way to lose
weight as many studies have shown
that intermittent fasting – fasting that
is controlled within a set number of
hours – allows the body to burn
through fat cells more effectively
than just regular dieting.
Intermittent fasting allows the body
to use fat as it’s primary source of
energy instead of sugar. Many
athletes now use fasting as means to
hitting low body fat percentages for
competitions.

2. Fasting Improves Insulin Sensitivity

Fasting has shown to have a positive
effect on insulin sensitivity, allowing
you to tolerate carbohydrates (sugar)
better than if you didn’t fast.
A
study showed that after periods of
fasting, insulin becomes more
effective in telling cells to take up
glucose from blood.

3. Fasting Speeds Up The
Metabolism

Intermittent fasting gives your
digestive system a rest, and this can
energise your metabolism to burn
through calories more efficiently. If
your digestion is poor, this can effect
your ability to metabolise food and
burn fat. Intermittent fasts can
regulate your digestion and promote
healthy bowel function, thus
improving your metabolic function.

4. Fasting Promotes Longevity

Believe it or not, the less you eat the
longer you will live. Studies have
shown how the lifespan of people in
certain cultures increased due to
their diets. However, we don’t need
to live amongst a foreign community
to reap the benefits of fasting. One of
the primary effects of ageing is a slower metabolism, the younger your
body is, the faster and more efficient
your metabolism. The less you eat,
the less toll it takes on your digestive
system.

5. Fasting Improves Hunger

Just think about this, can you actually
experience real hunger if you eat a
meal every 3-4 hours? Of course you
can’t. In fact, to experience the true
nature of hunger, this would take
anything from 12 to even 24 hours.
Fasting helps to regulate the
hormones in your body so that you
experience what true hunger is. We
know that obese individuals do not
receive the correct signals to let them
know they are full due excessive
eating patterns.
Think of fasting as a reset button: the
longer you fast, the more your body
can regulate itself to release the
correct hormones, so that you can
experience what real hunger is. Not
to mention, when your hormones are
working correctly, you get full
quicker.

6. Fasting Improves Your Eating
Patterns

Fasting can be a helpful practice for
those who suffer with binge eating
disorders, and for those who find it
difficult to establish a correct eating
pattern due to work and other
priorities.
With intermittent fasting going all
afternoon without a meal is okay and
it can allow you to eat at a set time
that fits your lifestyle. Also, for
anyone who wants to prevent binge
eating, you can establish a set time in
where you allow yourself to eat your
daily amount of calories in one
sitting, and then not eat till the
following day.

7. Fasting Improves Your Brain
Function

Fasting has shown to improve brain
function, because it boosts the
production of a protein called brain-derived neurotrophic factor (BDNF.)
BDNF activates brain stem cells to
convert into new neurons, and
triggers numerous other chemicals
that promote neural health. This
protein also protects your brain cells from changes associated with
Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s disease.

8. Fasting Improves Your
Immune System

Intermittent fasting improves the
immune system because it reduces
free radical damage, regulates
inflammatory conditions in the body
and starves off cancer cell formation.
In nature, when animals get sick they
stop eating and instead focus on
resting. This is a primal instinct to
reduce stress on their internal system
so their body can fight off infection.
We humans are the only species who
look for food when we are ill, even
when we do not need it.

9. Fasting Contributes To Self-
Enlightenment

Fasting has helped many people feel
more connected to life during the
practices reading, meditation, yoga
and martial arts etc. With no food in
the digestive system, this makes room
for more energy in the body – the
digestive is one of the most energy
absorbing systems in the body.
Fasting for self-enlightenment, allows
us to feel better both consciously and
physically. With a lighter body and a
clearer mind we become more aware
and grateful for the things around us.

10. Fasting Helps Clear The Skin
And Prevent Acne
Fasting can help clear the
skin because with the body
temporarily freed from digestion, it’s
able to focus its regenerative
energies on other systems.
Not eating anything for just one day
has shown to help the body clean up
the toxins and regulate the
functioning of other organs of the
body like liver, kidneys and other
parts.

Source: medicalresearch.com

cc: lalasticlala

If symptom persist after 6 days, consult your Doctor!

deejayALFY:
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Kid!

Typing on capital letter and using irrelevant abbreviations with no meaning!

That sucks! Go learn concise english.

hansad:
Fake reasons.

Police action, not bombing, is required to stop such crimes as kidnap for ransom and other illegal activities stated by Owoh.

The real reason for the bombing of south south is sending coded message to militants in the South south that they should beware, else, they face the same bombings.

Regional government system with fiscal federalism should have stooped Boko Haram and militancy in oil producing areas.

Its a pity Nigeria is not yet a country.

We were just amalgamated with the hope of building a country, but everything spiraled!

Right from 1960 till now, there have never been a system of government. We are just trying several system to see which will actually work.

In a civilized or democratized system, the armed forces to lift a hand except authorized by the parliament, or in extreme case, the president calls emergency meeting with the service chiefs and with the approval of the chief judge or otherwise.

Now, armed forces are being used to declare war (bombings in their own country), where are the police? The mopol? The anti-terrorist squad?

I commented on a thread where Gov., Wike used trailer and fork-lift to tow a vehicle belonging to Amechi's associate!

And I asked " don't our leaders travel abroad to see what a modern tow van looks like?"

Now I ask same question! Did USA used military personnel in Boston Marathon bombing that occurred?

Did Canada used military when terrorist attacked their parliament?

During xenophobia, did SA bombed their citizens?

Maybe we should just try regional system of government whereby every region answers their SURNAME!

Forklift and a trailer to tow a vehicle in this 21st century?

Our leaders need to go to South Africa to see what a modern tow van looks like!

Wrong Mr President!

In international politics, you don't mock a fellow sovereign country as a result of some predicament they had.

You should have simply put " I don't want Nigeria to become a wore torn country".

I could remember the issue of an American senator using Nigeria's 419ners as an analogue. We all condemned it, we should condemn this likewise.

Thanks

Wrong headline! He didn't escape, he left after the meeting was over just like every other participant!

The west should remove the plank from their eyes before pointing to the dust in other people's eye.

Proudly African.