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Can you drink this water. Or should I say, can you suck this water??

Pusy Pure Water.

Arogunmasa:
Oga Ade, the topic says SA Closes Consulate In Lagos After Anti-xenophobia Unrest.

I'm certain it was the poster above you, you wanted to quote!

Lol, Oga Ade, I like that.. Very civic way to call someone to attention without insult.

Thanks once again, for letting the guy know he's derailing a fine thread.

On an interesting note, have been monitoring this xenophobic news day and night.

The aftermath effect will dawn on South Africa when by the end of the year, they have lost so much foreign income.

South Africa has a very large investment outside their shore, and this investments are owned by the whites and some by their government.

Zimbabwe is closing its border, Malawi, Namibia, Mozambique, even Ireland is closing some of its business, Nigeria, and a whole lot of enterpreneurship which are owned by foreign nationals and giving jobs to South Africans.

Now, they will have a very big economic recession.
I'm sorry to say, South Africa is the way of Zimbabwe.

Protests were held outside the consulate and at the South African High Commission in
Abuja. South African consul general in Nigeria, Sam Monaisa, said in an email to the South African business forum in that country that the closure would remain in force until Thursday.

The situation in Durban had calmed down, but he was concerned about the Nigerians that were being repatriated, he wrote.
He said Nigerians were using social media to
blow an already tense situation in South Africa out of proportion and stoking emotions.

This was why Nigerians maintained that their compatriots were being killed daily in South Africa, he said.

South Africans becoming targets
He warned the forum’s members to stay alert and not move around unnecessarily. South African businesses and citizens became targets of threats and acts of retaliation whenever xenophobic attacks occurred in South Africa, he cautioned.

Meanwhile, in Zimbabwe 15 people who were part of a first group of Zimbabweans
returning home in the wake of xenophobic
attacks in Durban have “disappeared” in
Musina, state media reported on Tuesday.

The Herald newspaper said in an online
update: “Fifteen victims disappeared in Musina where they reportedly claimed feeling safe because there were no xenophobic attacks reported.” There were no further details.

Zimbabwe is repatriating up to 2000 of its
citizens who have asked to be evacuated in
the wake of the attacks.

The first six buses carrying 407 Zimbabweans left Durban on Sunday.

Source: m.mg.co.za/article/2015-04-22-sa-closes-consulate-in-lagos

Wish they could swap places!!!!! Don't you wish that your mum has swag like mine

May! May!!! Go away, come again another day, Presi Jonah wants to sack!

I reserve my comment.... For 2nd half.

ganiyheart:
Lwkmd here ooooo


let me drop mine

Yes na... No be to expand??

If na you, wetin u go do before Me sef go give more space.

When your uniform boss dey sexy and you self na gallant soldier!!!

lestat:
My friend lives and works in Pretoria, she was working here in Nigeria before being transferred to HQ in SA to head the unit due to her exceptional efficiency on the job. She tells me of the horrendous ultra violent crimes that occur everyday in SA, and mind you not perpetuated by Nigerians but by black South Africans!!! Crime so horrifying that it would make the most hardened Boko Haram member shiver in fear. Nigerians are not the problem of SA nor are Kenyans, or Malawians!! black South Africans are their own problem!!! the average black SA citizen is lazy, likes easy life and believes every good thing should be provided for him / her by the government!!Nigerians excel better than the blacks there in the work place, the black SA youth like to drink, party, get high and have sex rampantly!!! Then they turn around and blame other black Africans for their problems? Their government ignored the growing gap between the rich and poor, their government created policies that kept the money in the hands of the rich minortity while ignoring the rapidly expanding poor class, and yet they turn around and blame hardworking Africans in their country?

Your friend explained it to you the way it is.

And I love the word "average". That is referring to 6 of every 10 South African males...

The females are much more productive and hard working in terms of the above ratio.

Their workforce has more females the male likewise their educational institutions.

That's what I call peaceful and civilized protest.

What a way to go.. Kudos.

Those instigating xenophobia should please sheath their sword.

soilsista:
Thank you very much for understanding, and you're welcome. It actually saddens me more than anything.

Yes I do know.

The human heart is frail..

Lending your voice against such a barbaric act saves so many lives and also portrays that a voice could make a different.

As you and I know, 80% of foreigners are self-employed.

Now tell me, where is the jobs that are stolen!

soilsista:
It seems like blanket statements are used only when it suits you. The same way most of you get offended when it's said ALL Nigerians are druglords, I'm also offended by this. OP you should have said SOME South Africans! I'm South African and I don't promote xenophobia at all. Where I live, we live peacefully with everyone. It's like the rest of the continent rejoices whenever there's a crisis here in SA. I really don't get it.

Well, I do quiet agree with you..

Sorry for the generalization and I'm glad you spoke for yourself. Your voice counts.

Even Soweto, that is much prone to violence is not the same, some places are much more peaceful than the other, this was just what I was explaining to a friend last night.

We all know that South-West Nigeria is a bit more peaceful than the other region.

And some parts of south-west peaceful than the other.
Likewise South-East, North and South-South.

Thanks for the enlightenment.

ugolance:
This is the heart of human barbarism!! South Africans should join hands with the rest of African Nations to fight #Ebola #Alshabaab #Corruption #Poverty instead of this Nonsense!!

How would they? When almost half the black populace are illiterate despite free education.

Funny thing, when a Zulu man or a mob is beating or attacking someone, there are onlookers who will never intervene or call the cops..

First hand experience!

Here's a picture from a reliable media source:
A Mozambican man lies in the street after
he was reportedly stabbed by a mob in
Alexandra township, Johannesburg, during
fighting between locals and foreign nationals.
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/picture/2015/apr/18/eyewitness-johannesburg-south-africa

BluIvy:
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I wish you read each others posts here, honestly. You sound like broke records, everyone saying the same exact thing 100 x. Pssst!

Am speaking from a first hand experience.

Had it been have not resided in your country, it would have been a hear-say!

I can tell who you are and what an average South Africa is.

You dumb-ass single mother.

Tell me 80% of you don't live on social grants! Then I will be forever silent.

You guys are lazy and racist, anyway, just towards other black nationals.

The white man is always over-respected cause they give you the unskilled menial jobs you guys live and get drunk on.

You don't have plans for yourself or kids..

You club 4times in a week, and borrow transport on the first week of every month.

Please rebuff this statement.

BluIvy:
Msheeeeeeeww!!

Well, they need to evacuate all their people first before doing all this drama. There's no use of barring us off with their people still breathing down our necks. They act as if they care about their people's safety while they don't, if they did they would not start by barring us while their people are still at risk of being attacked. Ego issues at play, really!

So I hope even Nigeria will evacuate all their people first not leaving a single soul then they can do all this gra gra!

Mmsheeeew!

Now I can see that hatred and Xenophobic nature in your soul.

South Africans are the most lazy and irresponsible people have ever seen on mother earth.

You all depend on (SASSA) govt grant to feed your kids. You lot don't work and your men are drunks...

Ask me how I got to know you?

I fvcking schooled there and fvcked your lazy ass bitchez you live on crumbs.

IHate9ja1:
Your thoughts though.....if you are romantic enough,there are better ways to sensitize and stimulate your partner than engage in such sexual pervertious acts.see what watching porn has caused many thus clouding their sense of jugdement.am not claiming i'm not a sinner,but engaging in such act like this is a NO NO,my inner man forbids this,and any DECENT SPOUSE wont agree that your treat her like a LovePeddler in the bedroom.BACK in my home town....i have only seen GOATS engage in such acts and not humans.
Was suprised to read a topic here on NL that many find it cool to sleep with a female during menses...maybe the headgivers wld also drink a cup of that...

Let's not be an hypocrite!

You do suck her breasst ryt? And also do finger her vagyna?

Is it part of sexual act allowed in the bible?

If you can't or don't do it, you shouldn't condemn people that does it.

Just a thought.

bushdoc9919:
Kai....you better check Google...or any good search engine.

Nigerians!

Don't take it too serious, the guy was just kidding though.. LOL.

He was referring to deities, meaning the sickness is traditional.

Thought you said you believed in africanism, there are deities and juju (voodoo).

irunoobo:
[size=17pt]TIME TO TEST THE POWERS OF THE FAKE MEN OF GOD A.K.A GATE KEEPER OF HELL. THEY SHOULD GO HEAL THE BLIND IF THEY REALLY POSSESS HEALING POWERS. BIBLICAL THIEVES [/size]

Your attention is urgently needed on a topic at front page and on romance section.

Should married born again couples give head? I mean 69?

www.nairaland.com/2259300/born-again-give-head-during

Now my argument!

We Nigerians are sometimes myopic in nature. We think sex should be all about the man putting his dik in the vagyna!!!

Well, that's sex actually, but its never love making.

A real woman wants a man to make love to her and not just a random sex (5mins).

You need to pre-intimacy with her, and that's where romance, 69, head-giving, kiss and MouthAction comes to play.

It takes a man less the 5mins to cum, but to a woman, it takes eternity.

You can't just satisfy yourself and leave the woman wanting, she goes out to get well-served.

If I do wanna have sex with a lady, I do make sure I arouse all her sensual parts (G-Spott inclusive), and if I'm to marry will do same to my wife.

Sex is meant to be enjoyed and explored.

I have my unique way of doing things due to my work experience, Called Erotic Body Massage.

So, its not wrong at all and the Bible never expressly condemn it.

My take though.

Opinedecandid:
Thank you for joining Nigeria and Nigerians to commemorate that very barbaric act of the insurgents.

God will come to our aid and all who is involved directly or indirectly will be put to shame.
Amen.

Thank you for contributing your voice...

We need to make a loud noise so as to make our leaders uncomfortable in the seat.

temitemi1:
Thank you!

You are welcome..

I'm kinda impress with your simple comment, devoid of politicking.

Thanks once again....

Let's remind the world that our kids, sisters, niece are somewhere unknown and we need to keep their hopes alive.

God Bless Africa.

Acekidc4:
Do I believe this Shit



I hope it's Real cos am feeling happy right now!!

You don't believe? You hope is true? You are happy?

That's what I do call mixed feelings.

New York’s Empire State building was lit up
in red and purple Tuesday in honor of more
than 200 Nigerian girls kidnapped by Boko
Haram militants one year ago.

The edifice was to remain illuminated until
2:00 am (0600 GMT), a nod to the number of girls who remain missing.

Candlelight vigils, rallies and prayers were
held from Nigeria to New Zealand to Paris to mark one year since the girls were
kidnapped, while others commemorated the missing students and demanded their safe return with #BringBackOurGirls messages.

“On Tuesday, April 14, 2015, The Empire
State Building will be lit Purple and red in
honor of BringBackOurGirls,” the Empire
State website said.

Some 276 girls were taken from the
northeastern town of Chibok by the Boko
Haram extremists, 219 of which remain
missing.

Amnesty International said the Chibok girls’
kidnapping was one of 38 in northeast
Nigeria since the start of last year that had
seen at least 2,000 women taken by the
militants.

Nigeria’s president-elect Muhammadu
Buhari on Tuesday cautioned he could not
make promises on the return of the 219
missing schoolgirls.

Source: Vanguard Nigeria.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/new-yorks-empire-state-lights-up-for-nigeria-missing-girls/

Can someone please tell this bastard to shut up.

I live in Ipaja and its nothing to write about, compared to other parts of Lagos.

He's just there for his pocket.... Then all states should request for a ministry na!

Buffoon, bunch of un-learned idiots.

Mogidi:
The Yorubas may have helped but APC is an Hausa party, the influence of Yorubas in APC ended when Buhari won the election.
The Alhajis are back to take charge.

Well, that shouldn't be any of your worry.

Face your drowning PDP!!! Sorry, I mean lagoon PDP!!

E dey pain u ooo gaga... In Ekwe's voice.

naptu2:
Please don't respond to him. Simply click the "report to the moderator" button at the bottom of his post and report him for breaking rules 2 and 3.

Thanks for calling my attention to that.

signz:
This is the opinion of a beegeagle blogger.

Ola on April 15, 2015 at 4:25 am
I just read this. http://www.punchng.com/news/ill-restore-military-ties-with-us-buhari/
Could somebody please read into this and inteprete it?
In my huble opinion, this is not the time for a government to kowtow to the US. Govt should speedily focus on speedily modernising and reorganizing the army, development of domestic technological platforms that are of military importance, see to the acquisition of state of the equipment and complimentary technology transfer to all arms of the military and lastly, make the military grow to at a faster projection than our economy. Largest economy on the continent should feature the strongest and one of the best armies on the continent and in the world. In my humble opinion again, US should not play a frontal role in this. There is no nation in the world that has been able to develop her domestic military industry by relying on the US. Even Japan and South Korea have had to restrategise in recent times because of the rising threat from China while their romance with their US ally has left them backward. US is only interested in selling their weapons to you, if they like you. They will NEVER help your domestic development militarily. Meanwhile, the day you offend them, they ground your entire army with embargo on spares!
Even our dear MoD in the UK is slowly realising dependency on the US only keeps you back and we would see the UK military slowly reducing it’s dependence on the US and NATO and re-awakening their domestic military industries in the next decade. I hope Buhari will not sell out Nigeria as a “thank you” to those who helped to bully and blackmail Jonathan out of office. Please note that I don’t have any political affiliations and I honestly don’t care who wins in an election, so long as the person moves Nigeria forward and does the needful!

Well articulated and delivered.

Thanks for your foresights.

V0lv0:
If you call my displeasure about innocent people getting murdered is ranting then you have bigger issues than beyond me. Sweet don't get it twisted. You never took Ghanaians in. Were you or South Africans feeding Ghanaians, providing them with food and accomodation? They were paying for these with their own money and being taxed as well for the benefit of your Citizens so cut the BS. Secondly Ghana must go was way before Ghanaians started coming to SA and majority went back to their country Ghana and not SA. Try and be more knowledgeable about certain things before you display your ignorance. Does it sound feasible that they would come to South Africa mind you this was still during apartheid and it was highly educated individuals that came. To be honest I don't care about Ghana must go. Majority of Ghanaians don't and I actually found out about it here on Nairaland. Secondly you are wasting your time on the Nigerian issue because honestly I don't care about that either. The only thing that was more of my concern was the innocent killings of foreigners and you ignored it totally and continued with your hatred for Nigeria (leave me out of that too thank you). As you know they are the least affected with the attacks as it has mostly being Somali, Zimbabwe, Mozambique and Co. It's obvious you support zenophobia and the attacks so there is nothing left for either one of us to say.

May your days be prolonged.

Please leave that sex-addict (blu ivy), she doesn't appreciate the gift of life.

We as Nigerians do have our issues, but when it matters most, we rally round each other...

Why do you think Jonathan was voted out? Because he toiled with the lives of Nigerians in the North. The whole country united against him... Ask Obasanjo, ask Abacha, ask Babangida.

What were the world expecting during our election? Divisibility and disintegration of Nigeria. What did they get? Unity for purpose.

God bless Nigeria, God bless Africa, God bless the black race.

morpheus24:
You want me to stoop down to your St.upidity and ignorant monkey brain.

Again how do you reconcile the attacks on foreigners in South Africa with your glaring bigotry of one ethnic group in Nigeria. Your mental illness is so chronic that you cannot recognize other nationalities in the video who are being attacked. All you see is IBOS..IBOS.....IBOS..... everywhere.

They say obsession is the precursor to madness, you my friend are close to the edge

Could you please stop quoting that demented basstarrd (Ayus34).

You are giving him much audience, thereby you exalt his ignorance about life, humanity, freedom and love.

Where is the love - Black Eyed Peas.