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obiorathesubtle:
if she says any of those things to me. I'll ask if she's high on plantain leaf

Like seriously?

And if the answer to your question is YES nnko?

vizkiz:
we need to get this nigga a job or a pussay to keep him busy

pet4ril:
She's desperate maybe she wants to settle down..... But just take your time and make sure you know what you want not under pressure..... Just go slowky with her, i think the two of you are mature to handle this

Cant you guys see she is 27! if she isn't desperate, she should be flogged mercilessly

obiorathesubtle:
am I the only one who thinks these things are scary?

Like wtf? I can't imagine life without you? Hey! No No No No!

iMAGINE IT OR NOT, they are the sweet nonsense that keeps the relationship going.
Moreover, its wah you start with that becomes part of you when you are married!

Cutehector:
Dontbone, really!

yES KE!
oYA INVITE PEOPLE COME JOIN THE THREAD

she is 27...
WAH DO YOU EXPECT FROM HER?

Beezally:
Hmmmmmmm interesting [sub][/sub]

Thanks maam!

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
Women as emotional beings either overdo it , by being pushovers; or under do it , by hating the poor chap.

Either way, the flirt still comes...That's wah makes them WOMAN!

Absolutely love texting your boyfriend, but running out of cute texts that will make him smile? You’re not alone. After texting the same person for several months, finding things to make them smile can be a little difficult. But with these 40 cute things to text your boyfriend will surely make him laugh and smile.

1. Hey there handsome.
So much better than simply reading ‘Hi’ or ‘Hey’. Make him smile with the very first text you send. It can only get better!

2. I miss your cute smile.
Who doesn’t love a compliment on their appearance? Men love compliments, and this one will definitely make him smile with that cute little grin you know and love.

3. I love you.
This one should obviously be reserved for more serious relationships, but once he reads this he will definitely get butterflies in his belly.

4. You are so handsome.
Again, every man loves to be complimented. You can use other words like hot or sexy, but hearing he’s handsome will definitely up his ego in a more meaningful way.

5. I love your ____.
Really you can say just about anything with this text. Maybe you love his gorgeous green eyes, maybe you love his hilarious personality, or maybe are head over heels for his long blonde hair. Whatever it is that drives you crazy, let him know with this text. It’ll boost his ego and keep him happy for days on end.

6. I love it when you ____.
Tell your boyfriend some things you love that he does, like picking you up and hugging you or bringing you flowers before your date. This will not only make him feel good about himself, but will also let him know that he should continue doing it- and more often, too! It’s a win for the both of you.

7. I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Such a classic line, but it gets a smile every time. I mean, the image is priceless yet it has a lot more meaning than you’d think. It’s really just an adorable text that will make him laugh the second he reads it, while still making his heart melt. Who knew you had such amazing powers?

8. So, there’s this really amazing guy. I like him a lot. His name is (insert boyfriend’s name here).
At first he’ll think, ‘Who is she talking about?’ Then he’ll be greatly surprised (and happy!) when he sees his name. Such a cute way to shower your man with compliments!

9. I was having a bad day, but then I thought of you and suddenly my world lit up.
It might be corny, but it’s definitely one to use on bad days when the only thing that makes you smile is him.

10. <3
Ah, the heart symbol. So tiny, yet has such an impact. It’s a way of telling him you love him without words.

11. Guess what? (What?) I love you!
Yeah, you didn’t really have a surprise. You just wanted a clever way to tell him you love him! Who wouldn’t smile at that?

12. I wish you were here right now.
Everybody wants to feel wanted, and your man will love knowing that you wish he was next to you.

13. I can’t imagine life without you.
Another great text idea to really show him how much you care about him and want to be with him.

14. Words can’t describe how much I love you.
Another cute text idea for those in serious relationships. It must be pretty deep if words can’t even describe it!

15. I’d do anything to make you smile.
This is a great text to show your man how much you care about him and just want him to be happy!

16. You know I really want you to come over. But you’re so hot my air condition bill would sky-rocket the second you stepped foot in the door!
Oh, it’s so unbelievably cheesy. But yet, at the same time it’s so funny and adorable! He will love this text- guaranteed.

17. You’re my drug and I’m addicted to you!
There’s really no question why this text would run over well with your guy.

18. You make my heart race.
He must be pretty great to make your heart race. Why not tell him?

19. You’re sweet like candy.
This is such a better option then just saying, ‘Oh you’re so sweet’, which he’s probably heard 100 times already. Cute things to text your boyfriend-06

20. I hope you know CPR, ‘cause you just took my breath away!
Here’s another corny text, but boy does it bring out the biggest smiles.

Men, flirting, relationships- it’s all tough, isn’t it? It can be hard to figure out what you should say or do, especially when you’ve got your eye on someone and have NO idea where to start. Well, ladies, flirting doesn’t have to be nerve-wracking or frightening, in fact, it should be the EXACT opposite! To help you out we’ve come up with the 20 flirting RULES to get a guy to like you. Good luck!

1. Make Sure He’s Single
Before we even get started down this flirtatious future with Mr. Hot Stuff, please make sure he is SINGLE. You don’t want to waste your time with a man that’s in a committed relationship and you definitely don’t want to potentially ruin his relationship with whomever he’s seeing. As a lady, I sure know you have the gift of knowing if the guy is single or not.

2,Make Sure Your Best Friend Doesn’t Like Him
You’re going to have a terrible time flirting with this guy if you find out your best friend likes him; that’s just a recipe for disaster! Always check with your BFF to see who she is interested in before putting on the charm. It only takes a quick couple seconds but it will save you loads of drama in the future, so just do it!

3. Smile at Him Often
There is simply no easier way to show someone you’re interested in them than by simply smiling at them. And I’m not talking about the friendly little smile you give your Grandma when you see her at Thanksgiving and Christmas, I’m talking about that flirtatious coy smile that makes a man’s heart melt instantly. Make sure you’re flashing him this smile often, whether you’re right next to him or across the room from him. And always make sure you’re smiling when the two of you are talking- this is a big sign to him that you enjoy the conversation and you love his company. (You know what they say, there’s nothing prettier on a woman than her smile!)

4. Play the ‘Caught-Ya-Lookin’ Eye Game
We all know this classic game: you’re sitting in class, you on one side and the guy you like on the other. Every now and then you catch each other looking, making eye contact only for a split second and then smiling shyly as you quickly turn away. It’s adorable in every way, isn’t it? And of course it’s a really easy way to show someone you’re interested. I mean, why wouldn’t you keep glancing over at someone you think is incredibly cute?

5. Laugh at His Jokes
We all know how hard men try to amuse us. They constantly want us to be smiling and laughing and giggling the entire time we are around them. Ladies, even if he’s not really being all that funny, if he is putting an honest effort out there to make you laugh, just do it. It doesn’t have to be over-the-top, where you’re holding your sides and barely able to contain yourself. Just a little giggle and a smile his way will make him feel like he’s the funniest man in the world! But nonetheless, ensure you don't look like an idiot before him.

6. Don’t Be Afraid to Be Silly
There is absolutely NO doubt about it: a man loves when a woman can be silly! I mean, can you blame them? Have you ever been around a girl that thinks she is ‘too cool’ or ‘too hot’ to be silly? It’s ridiculous, and to be frank, it’s downright boring. Who would want to be around someone like that, let alone DATE someone like that? Show them your silly side; they will love it to pieces

Sweetyie:
Hehehehehe,male oloshi on d loose

And female Oniranu on the trail

missKiffy:
Nairaland friend, no wahala

Yea
At least to start with!
Then...

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Sweetyie:
Oya na,pics or I don't believe it

Oya! you too pic...or ion buliv the bossom!

missKiffy:
Nothing much o

Don't jus comment "nothing much" joor!
I need you to be my friend.
Please, will you?

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Wouldn't there be anyneed to pay any fee?

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You feefle no dey hear word!

JhyMedex:
Haha... Sexy legs

Na you talk am ooo

missKiffy:
Welcome

Awwww! finally relieved. thought
am an unwanted ass in the thread!


Watz up kiffy?

Sweetyie:
Op show us d Adam apple so we too will fall in love with it na

I dey fear o!

With that your hair...u no get option than to love the Apple!

modelmike7:
Lol! Some People have fell in love with some more weird things/parts in human being...... Abi no be here we read about the guy that loves girl with thick, ripe pimples, that even licks them! Yuck!!

Those ancestors must be very angry to have nade him do that!
#spits

JhyMedex:
... Na wetin u bae tell u b dt?...

Person wey see me dey play ball,
I wouldn't av expected more!

Yes na...no biggie!





Because she no tell u she fell in love with your
Toe abi

At the appointment of fashola as minister, there is movement of houses.
and at his resumption of office...containers and wooden shop carriage for ever more!

akwara1234:
Goodday good guys in the house. I just want to use this forum to share my experience with you. I just ended my 1 year+ relationship because of what am about to tell you. I dnt really know if its true but my friends says that am too soft with ladies. Please guys before you propose to her make sure you at least see her "packages" even if you didn't touch them. But please NOTE: am not encouraging fornication. So relax let me gist u. I met this lady in my friend's weeding. I was his best man and she was the chief bride's maid. After the weeding we exchanged contact and that was how it all started. Long story short we started hanging out and finally we started dating. After some months I asked her to visit my place n she said that she can only do that if I promise not to touch her. At first I was reluctant but I had to agree with her since I don't even have the intention of sleeping with her. The first visit opened the door. She frequents my house at any opportunity. I never complained bc she does the cooking and cleaning. Yet I never touched her all those months. The far I could go was only a kiss. One day a friend told me that she saw my girl in a hotel with a man. I told her its a lie because her phone hasn't rang in my presence before. The next time she visited, I politly asked her but she denied so I told her to give me her phone but she refused. I forcefully collected the phone only to discover that it was locked with a password. She finally unlocked the phone after a dirty slap. Behold what I saw. Countless messages from different men, even her network was switched off which explains why her phone doesn't ring in my house. You guys wount believe things I saw in my woman's phone, a girl I thought was still a virgin, someone am planning to see her parents soon. With that vex I decided that I was going to have my pound of flesh so I asked her for sex which she refused. I forcefully undressed her. JESU!!!! What I saw left me shocked. This girl's boobs and tommy have so sagged that I couldn't even look at them. She started begging me to "come and do" but all I could do at that time was shade tears. I told her that if she will tell me the truth about her past I wll forgive her. I slumped when she told me that she has two kid who are with her mum in the village. She has been calling me since then but its over.

OUCH! my eyes aches!

After taking my time to read, I cant but laugh sofly

To my bolded, just forgive her and move on.
You never can tell if she is the mother of your unborn kids!

If mumy con turn John cena and Dolf Ziggler, na die you dey so!

In summary please!

just nice!

Av you seen this of late? Read the post here, then you really gonna appreciate who you are!

https://www.nairaland.com/2741167/ugliness-isnt-curse-gift-god