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Estharfabian:
Lwkmd! "" that's you guys problem? Bargain on who'd pay during the date?
Bout sweet words, girls are experts at those! "baby" ''boo" "honey" .those are sweet words...

FYI! if You wanna be treated like babies...get A diaper!

hmmmmmm..

Estharfabian:
fragile hearts were meant to be broken...


Uh...Where do U Get this girls from? Any girl would be lucky to have A guy like You... it's Really sweet knowing someone adores you Unconditionally..

Anyhoo...Seriously, Could we switch places? I've always wanted knowing what An "heartbreak" feels like... heard it hurts Like A biitch! there's no fvcking way I'm feeling that!

PS---i think You're alone on this one...[b]Nigerian Guys Don't have hearts...they sold theirs to jumia...[/b].

Not all Nigerian guys are same...and that you didn't feel a dime about men doesn't mean they are not flexible.

Men are humans too. We want to be treated like a baby, hear sweet words, ask us on a date, make surprises for us.
But hell no!!! This is the society and nation where they think ONLY THE WEAK MEN ASK HER WOMAN TO PAY FOR A DATE!

Still dey follow

Reborn5:
thanks fam... I was starting to think I was weird.... mostly cos guys r sups to be Steel hearted

Ama victim of toomuch caring palava. Even for a friend to have told me "you need to learn to overlook attimes".
But this is who i am. It baffles me when you so much had good plans for the opposite just to see them throw it away!

Now, am learning to be very straight and less caring wiv them!

Reborn5:
so, gather round children and let me tell you a story. I know I am not the only guy who loves too much, and I definitely know am not the only one who has gotten hurt in the process.

I am a hopeless Romantic and it hurts like hell.. once I like a girl, I mean really like a girl, I would go out of my way for her, trust me all out, I give my all, I am there for her, I listen to her vent, I chill with her when she's ill, I tell her or love her and I mean it, name it All but then boom heartbreak. this is when it becomes annoying, because the thinking starts, I try figuring out what I did wrong, why a girl I like will tell me she can spend the rest of her life but go nack someone else... I analyze and analyse till my mind becomes weary n I get distracted in real life.... affecting my work and what not.

so in my definition, from what I have gathered I am a modern day nice guy, when I like a girl I just wanna make her happy and talk to her ever day... there maybe other girls but there is always this one girl... and the last one girl In my picture told me along the line her feelings for me became like that of a family member... somebody say ouch..

This is someone I would have done anything for according to my capability .... the girl before this I actually liked told me she wasn't ready for a relationship, and strung me along using me for emotional and other support whenever she needed and as always I was always there. then a few months later she tells me she just broke up with another bf.... and m like when exactly did u have a bf and why was I the last to know? well she didn't wanna hurt my feelings she says.... wow who knew my feelings mattered...

so maybe I have bad luck, but in my analysis my problem is simple... I love till it is taken for granted, I care too much, I don't play games and maybe it becomes boring along the line....

maybe I started this thread to vent, or probably have too much time on my hands or maybe I need to find others like me with fragile hearts, male and female alike.... where are you guys? come relate with me, come tell I am fine, and come tell me I am not alone, you who treat us this way u are also invited, come tell us why, feel free to diss me but I can't help being the way I am, but for the time being.... all ye folks with fragile hearts come tell me your stories and let's all become heartless together.

We are bound to receive such treatment. But we have to learn that there are times we need to make them realize we can live without them (which we actually can).

You are not alone bro! We are in this together.

whyteboyz03:
I'm surprised at how politicians act these days. This is a big lie from this man who claims he'd give 30% of his salary to the people and if true, efcc should arrest him cos 20k then should be 200 million naira today that he stole from NTA

Get your facts right before accusing wrongly... He did started silver bird with a borrowed #20,000.

ok

following

She has done evrything and everything stopped at #Day5...
Is something wrong with me




If he isnt in love, he isnt in love...#shikena

Brandnew2:
Girls can be evil.

They cant be evil...they are evil

AND...

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As much as we try to reduce the rate of divorce...so didnt even care than to let it keep incresing!!!

hehehehehehehehehe ;Dhehehehehehehehehe

halfrica:
You coming out from my space

Go away jooor
Only God knows where that space is!

loosecanon50:
I have lost count too oO. Maybe this is the 30th time. This is an advice to guys who are perpetrators of this highly bleeped up act; GIRLS DON'T LIKE GUYS WHO ARE TOO NICE AND SOFT, DEY LIKE THEIR GUYS HARD!!

That's justs the point... And am on the journey of being hard too now.
Even, no matter how hard you are, they will still come back!

halfrica:
i understand where u cumin from!!!!!!!!

Oya tell me where am coming from? #smiles

Cant count the number of times av read this advice!

Only guys with low self esteem does such. Now its high time we
started getting hard to get too. We gotta prove who runs the world.

#TeamObinrinOmata

Cutehector:
chei see question.. I will answer u wen ur brain reboots..

ODE! thought you were sensible to approach without me insulting you.

Visit their home page, @ dangote group, see their shares...

Now, tell me what will become of dangote group if their investors
decided to pull outta the group.

Now, a celebrity can be poor, if only there is no more sponsorship and
ambassodarian work for em!

#endofdiscussion

Cutehector:
d good life isn't abt showing off.. When hav u seen dangote displayin his private jets etc.. Even dis celebrity is so poor compared to whr dangote deym..

Says who... Celebrities get rich from endorsement and been a product ambassador,
Business men gets rich by borrowing.

How sure are you that 100% of Dangote is Aliko Dangote's own?

benedictnsi:
I for wonder ooo.... You see as I take save your life You been don enter one chance KEKE oooo

I been wan laugh but a no go laff! My journey is to find scammers for NL...u go go

benedictnsi:
You believe this Mgbeke My guy don't you know that there are some China phones and Android apps that can change the voice of a caller huh That girl na wash

OH! #coversmouth

Na delectablegyal go give reply for this no be me!

Wouldn't want to make much comment of the post...
But being happy is the thing of the mind...

Your mindset and view about your present situation
makes you happy.

Av you ever wondered why some poor human tends to
be happier than some rich people?

Just appreciate nature and never let a day go by without
seeing something to be appreciative for.

Life is too short for me to be sad mehn!
#sopeTie
#kissesAndHugs to OP

Mtchewwwww... tell that to warri gals! if the money is not available, no missing wil ever appear

Sighs!

Its good to be back!

LordAdam:
I guess the thread was opened for laughs. But if it wasn't, let me give you a perspective that makes it understandable.

In a scenario that I had an empty account last month. Only to receive 50k later in the month and subsequently spent all of the 50k in the same month. Technically, I'm broke. However, economically the volume of my transaction for last month is N100k.

Similarly, say in a closed economy, A borrowed B 50k, then B borrowed C 20k from the 50k, the total debt profile of the economy of A, B, and C is 70k.

The world is a mess financially, and this is why there's the saying that accountants can make or break an organization, it's all about twisting the figures.

You'll be amazed how investment bankers at top-flight banks create investment portfolios with the sole aim of siphoning money from rich clients. If I'm you, I will ignore the numbers unless you need it to satisfy your interests.

Punchline: Whatsapp was sold for $18b, they weren't making up to $100m annually when they were sold. Volkswagen made annual sales of over $400b but have a valuation of around $130b.

Leave the real thang for the experts.

Hmmmmmm... making some sense there!

IamLEGEND1:
me too I just shock oh

na him make me forget

Wetin person no go see for NL

IamLegend1... you no do good o... why u no call me and cutehector?




#dragsInTheSofa

onila:
in secondary school

when ur half cast, many girls will be crushing on you esp in primary and secondary school

In my secondary school, we had few biracial pple

but my brothers school, dey were so many
and dey liked my brother, many of my brothers friends were half cast boys

they used to come to my house every time
and I used to crush on most of them
my dream was to date one of the biracial boys

we have all grown now, half cast boys now look like wall geckos to me

dark skin niggas all day

Continue!

benedictnsi:
Lwkm.... You think say our ancestors no get their own LAMBORGHINI, FERRARI, G-WAGON, ESTATES, HOTELS, etc...... Ok, if you doubt me, ask your self where king Solomon dey and d kind car weh he go d use now

Na bad guy you wan be so!
And you eventually got me laffing!

Cutehector:
na office work I go follow chop national cake even sef chop d icing sugar sotey I get diabetes

You go con come here, open thread dey complain of jedijedi
erectile dysfunction and your wife cheating on you abi?



In Jesus name, u no go get answer that time
But anyways, drag me along wen the cake don ready
sha!

benedictnsi:
Lwkm
Maybe the Aliens Wana use it and buy heaven or to pay their own debt which they owe other people ... Lmao

The aliens must be very stewpid!
They cant even overlook common 40trillion