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missKiffy:
Nice list, all are important

Thanks maam!

nickkylawve:
hahahahaha the bolded

You must like partying!

Well, advice is..always get a guard while going for a party!

Adasun:
i care

Does virginity defines purity?

eyeon:
E follow bro.

Ion get the comment

eyeon:
Nke ahu gbasara unu... #TeamAquarius

Oya, translation!

Its not about virginity, but about PURITY!

Na so I check my own ooo, I con see say na love go kill me! LOL


Oya, check yours!

These are some macabre predictions.

Part of life's deal is that at some point, it ends. Hopefully that time comes when you've had a long and happy life. We all die, and your zodiac sign has some predictions about what will lead to your inevitable death.

Since there's no prediction that you'll die peacefully in your sleep or from terminal illness, these are purely for entertainment purposes. I wouldn't sell everything you own and fly to Italy right now, unless it's something you've always wanted to do (then you absolutely should). You need to have experiences to remember during your final days.

Aries (March 21 - April 19): Death by being buried in avalanche snow on Mount Everest.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Death by handcuffing yourself to a tree in the forest, and swallowing the key.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Death by losing a ninja battle and getting cut in half.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Death by getting stuck in your ex-lover's chimney.

Leo (July 23 - August 22): Death by taking a selfie with a rattlesnake.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Death by shock when trapped in a swingers retreat.

Libra (September 23 - October 22): Death by indecisiveness at the frozen yogurt store.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Death by too much sex.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Death by cheese-rolling. (They told you it was dangerous.)

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Death by getting left behind on Jupiter.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Death by too much partying at Burning Man.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Death by sushi, AKA death by pufferfish.

missKiffy:
Sexual compatibility

That's where sex and intimacy covers

Acting like a jackass is nothing to be proud of, Bro!

I look around at the typical man today and I can't help but feel disappointment.
What the hell happened? What happened to honor? To integrity? To common courtesy and manners? When did "Oooo! Damn! That ass!" become an accepted way to show a woman you're interested in her?

It happened when women started falsely believing that they need to accept mediocrity and second-best love or they will end up alone.
It happened when Gentlemen died and "the Bros" were left in charge.

Before you send me your hate mail, I'm not referring to all men . There are many great men out there, but the obviously lacking of these self-proclaimed Bros make great men look bad. The Bro has replaced the Gentleman, and it's pathetically sad.
These Bros are all about themselves. For them, it's about providing the bare minimum, usually across the board.

They put in just enough effort and charm to gain a woman's interest; just enough emotional connection to make her think he cares; just enough phone time to keep her guessing, like a cat on a string; and just enough pre-intimacy to provide lubrication to achieve his own orgasm .

These behaviors not only cause confusion on the part of many women, but they also brand more and more men as Bros that don't give a sh*t about anything but themselves.

Maybe I've got it wrong. After all, I am the son of a man from a completely different era. Abeg no ask me o!
There were things that men did, and things men didn't do. Period!!! No grey area. No wiggle room. It was the unspoken, unwritten rule book of proper behavior for men, with full understanding and recognition that how you act was a direct reflection of who you are and what you stand for as a man(in and outside social network). You were not only responsible for how you carried yourself, you were also accountable.

And that's part of what's missing today—accountability.

These Bros, steeped in douchebaggery, run amuck like middle schoolers, acting without the slightest thought about the ramifications of their actions or behaviors. They run in packs—because there is security in numbers—and leave disappointment, halfway love, broken self-esteems, and confusion in their wake.
They outnumber the Gentlemen for one reason: women accept this obnoxious behavior as "the way men are today."

Men who treat women as options and objects is the unfortunate reason thousands of women were left heart broken. They aren't looking to get out of their relationships (because that's as simple as leaving and never looking back). Instead, they are looking to understand why men have fundamentally changed—embracing the parts of their psyches that minimize connection, and letting honesty, loyalty, and straight-forward talk fall by the wayside.

If you back up a few short years, men generally had a strong sense of accountability, self-worth, and class (save for politicians). Today, much of that is out the window and I hear about it every day from women around the world with multi-page letters that reverberate their frustration, surprise, anger, resentment, and confusion.

These Bros walk around comfortable as kings of half-witted, half-brained, half-assed behaviors
.These are the guys who outwardly portray false confidence and smooth, bullsh*t pick-up lines. Gold chains and new cars give off a sense of outward wealth, but in truth these items showcase their inner emotional bankruptcy.

These guys claim Alpha Male status, not realizing that Alphas provide for their pack—they don't take blindly—not to mention that real leaders don't have to claim anything; they're recognized for the true inward and outward strength they actually have.

In truth, the world around us has assisted in the demise of the Gentleman. The traditional role of men has shifted, been marginalized—even viewed as superfluous.
Feminism (of which I am a staunch advocate) defines itself as "the advocacy of women's rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men." But so many women have turned that message of equality into trying to replace men.

As such, for many women it's not enough to fight for equality as it is to put men in a subservient position. This is where things get tricky, especially for men trying to find their new roles in today's equality-centric society.
Many men simply don't know their role in today's environment, and they hear mixed messages on what "real men" should and should not do.

Let's get this straight: A Gentleman will open doors, pull out chairs, walk on the side closest to the street, and pay the bill.

He doesn't do these things because she isn't capable. He behaves this way because he's interested; he values her and wants to show that he values her.

An empowered woman can do all those things herself, but she can also afford a Gentleman his place to show his interest. To those women who have it confused—A man can open a door for a woman, treat her to dinner, and do traditionally things that make dating about courtship. It doesn't diminish her power, nor her independence. If it does, she might want to think about why a simple gesture of kindness—or an overture of romantic interest—can render her inept and somehow unequal.

Today, we view a Gentleman who steps up with honest intentions as special or unique, while accepting the Bro as the representative of a "normal" man.

Behaving like gentlemen shouldn't be considered unique ... it should be the norm.

And to the Bros, I would ask YOU to hinge your sense of masculinity on something other than how many women you can bullsh*t and manipulate.

Stand up with honor and integrity or please sit your mediocre ass down so she can see the Gentleman behind you.

ahnie:
Those are some of the things you need to know and talk abt bfore marriage.

Playing away matches... na football?

ahnie:
Battery n assaults,[b]playin away matches[/b]n lies.

Which one is that again @ bolded!

Am not surprised!

Being in love is a wonderful feeling, but staying in love is a wonderful skill. Every couple needs to develop the ability to talk about everything. You may think you know your spouse-to-be, there may be many things you folks have not discussed before marriage. Do it now so you can create that rewarding relationship!

Here are the top seven topics you should discuss before tying the knot:

1. Money: How will you both handle money? Who will pay bills, save, plan for spending and allocate fun money? Will you follow a budget? Is it often a good idea? How much should be saved? If one of us makes more does that mean he/she gets to control more of the money? Will you have a common "pot" or divided accounts? What is a necessity and what is a luxury (going out to eat, seeing a movie, cable, vacations, Starbucks, etc.)? How are debts or assets brought into the marriage and then viewed? Money is a big topic couples gloss over and then regret, and it is one of the top reasons couples give for getting divorced!

2. Kids: Do you both want kids at some point? Do we both agree on when, how many, and how we'll take care of them? What will be your parenting style? Are you able to work as a team and agree to present a united front? What should you do if that isn't happening? How will children be disciplined? Kids are a blessing, but definitely a stress-inducer for relationships—plan accordingly.

3. Career: How will work be negotiated? Will both of you work? How many hours a week? Will it be okay for one of you not to work and under what circumstances? If one of you were to be offered a career opportunity in a location far from the other's family, are you prepared to move? How do your levels of ambition match or differ? Are you okay with them being different? If they match, does it cause competition and how do you handle that in the long term? Work is usually a big part of your life (taking up a third of a day) so it is important you both understand how it plays out in your future lives together.

4. Free Time: What do you enjoy doing together and apart? How have you developed "play" and free time? What are the expectations about how you'll spend free time once married? How much time will you each have together, alone or with your own friends? Do you respect each other's friends? How will you divide chores? How much free time will be devoted to chores? What does each of you dread or like to do as chores? What chores are important to each of you? After work, your free time and chores impact your relationship time greatly. It is important to have a balance in both. Keep

5. Sex and Intimacy: Are your sexual needs compatible? Do either of you need more, less or different things? Can you talk about it clearly so you can negotiate any future change? What can you do to help each other talk about it? Is your partner affectionate to the degree that you expect? How does each of you like to show intimacy and caring? What does each of you need to feel loved and cared for? What are your comfort levels on public displays of affection?

6. In-Laws: Are there any major family of origin issues? How good is each potential spouse at setting limits with family and/or are either of you bothered by this issue? What place does family of origin play in your life as a couple? How about when you have kids? How often do you visit or socialize with family? If we have out-of-town relatives, will we ask them to visit us for extended periods? How often? How will you handle holidays with families? How much involvement do or will family members or parents have in decision making? Will you function as a couple first, or part of a larger family who has great influence? Remember, the family comes along when you get married and a healthy couple moves their relationship bubble.

7. Other Important Concerns: Do you have problems in your relationship you need to deal with before your wedding? Is there violence, drugs/alcohol, mental health illness, personal issues, or past things that might affect the relationship, including past marriages, kids or alimony? Are you each happy with the other’s approach to health? Does one have habits or tendencies that concern the other (smoking, excessive dieting or poor diet)? Are there issues from dating that could affect the marriage like trust, unfaithfulness or difficulties handling conflict well? Is it is important to be faithful to one another? Choosing not to talk about these things doesn't make them go away—they will return.

As you read this list you may know some of the answers, but take a few moments to verify your understanding and clarify your partner's. If you don't know the answers, sit down and talk about the topic. These discussions may take some time, but it is time well invested in your future rewarding relationship.

I know some will wonder why money comes first. Yes, it has to. The effect of money cant be overlooked in any relationship as LOVE can never be enough. Research has shown that above 57% of divorce is caused by financial misunderstanding which could easily be curbed if done appropriately from the start.

Lastly, don't talk about these topics only once. Remember, you'll be discussing these things for the rest of your lives together. It is okay for the answers to change, and if you keep talking you'll be able to keep up gracefully with the changes.

Enjoy your relationship!

damioyefolu:
My wife material should sew a G-string

Iyen nan daa... If the wife material never dey enough to sow skirt, you still dey learn!

ruby360:
What do you know causes divorce?

Mostly because Nigerians cheat alot. If you are divorced or lonely...this toy can help a woman

And whats gonna stop the cheating and divorce is the use of vib. abi

May your wife use it while you still in existence

ok... if the 14 numbers is grouped into 8 diff...

oh boy!

obiorathesubtle:
no seriously. Ask her

mamagee...abeg con defend una sef ooo

obiorathesubtle:
chei! Sorry mah guy. I understand, Then I no fit help you nah, but you fit just take the medal sha, ask mamagee3, na she be my housegirl wey dy take care of my medals

See as he spoil person career

obiorathesubtle:
issorite. Come kirikiri come take am

Kii wah!

Bros nna! I no dey even pray say make ma enemy dey that
area

stupidity:

I still dey find gal wey go lure me enter room, pull my clothes, roll CD on my D, lie me down, and cow girl ontop me. After every every, she go clean me up, peck me and gimme Tfare take go house. Dat kindda girl I go marry. WifeMaterial#

chai.. see your life
If person dey dream, shey e dey voice am ni?



Maybe in 25yrs to come, you go see am
#wifematerial indeed

obiorathesubtle:
no guy! This is SENSE!

NO!







Well, am gonna manage $1,300
#inPunkyveerVoice

eyeon:
Just as they'll give you hope too? It's okay.

#mute

You right there!

stupidity:
waten I mean be say, e suppose be "fvck me, I fvck you". But No, na only we guys go dey sweat ontop them while dey enjoy and moan. They lack bedmatics experience.

Oya gerramaTHREAD...The one wey a laff don do



Bedmatics experience kor.... Rugmatics experience ni



Make them ladies enter con defend themsef jor!

eyeon:
The kinda girls talked about no reach my handkerchief size and they were promoted to 1 yard material. Check am naa.

You be wan make them commit suicide untop my post abi!
Am not ready to do that. At least, give some hope to the
HOPELESS

eyeon:
This one no even reach my hanky size... You dey talk of yard here.

Which one be hanky size again!!!

stupidity:


If your girlfriend dey lie down for bed like dead plywood if u dey gonk her, my guy, she's not a wife material.

heheheheheheheheeh


Na you gangan need help.
By the time you use 5alomos,
she go respond!!!

MrTeymee:
Some girls wife material na 1 thread.. e no fit even stich boxers

God help us all

Haba guy! you for still give them hope now

A thread z too small faaa

Na true sha

Women always talk of caring husband with future ambition but they always chose to ignore the fact that they need not to stop weaving the wife material in them. The rate of irresponsibility and fakeness is becoming alarming and unbearable. Many wonder why some women chose to have a roommate in institution and dated him for 5years. Bikonu! He never pay your dowry na ! If you see such, the wife material no reach half a yard mehn , here are ways to actually know the Less wife material amidst them...

* If your GF is not physically or mentally challenged, and she asked for cash on weekend basis for hair style and wardrobe...abeg, the material too small. Take her out and let her work too. Abi!

* If your GF spends time partying with friends (and enemies) during working hours on weekdays, dump her. No be original material, e go soon fade. Abi na weekend partying you wan dey do after marriage?

* The wife material wey dey inside her don expire if she stays in her parents house, spends and feed there and still require you spend from your own end by fire by force. Abeg, pick race...na danger you dey so.

* She pressures you for marriage, yet all she is good at is to Boil water, Rice and fry indomie. Abeg, no even consider am cos if you do, na Kwashiokor you dey invite for future so.

* She is a 3/4 yard wife material is she encourages you to spend as you get/ she doesn't have her own saving. If she dey form Otedola daughter for you, no mind am o..na to finish your career she dey after and she go run follow another wanna spend guy when the time comes.


No human is perfect. So, before you request for the Husband material in a man, first use and test the wife material in you and see that it's original. Cos if its nor Original...it can never be like ORIGINAL!

#peaceOut
cc:StephenieEzeh

StephanieEzeh:
You can come up with that!

OK! wztch out then

I await a counter thread!

Now, the bastard wanna put us in suspense abi?

Reborn5:
you know when you try to be less Caring and u just stat feeling bad for the person..... my heart is so annoying... I can b a major asshole but I start feeling bad later. sighs we will be fine bruh

Definitely