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odinson1:
Nevertheless, Please do not get married to her

Alright, I'll keep your advise in mind. Thank you

I still don't trust the app.
The app isn't on playstore and you'll have to invest 10k or rather 8,500 before you start earning

I asked the person that introduced this stuff to me to send me proof of alert, the person couldn't.

@op, you only sent one proof of alert picture. Are you sure this thing is real?

This is wpp na.
And I thought it was scam. Was scared to put my money in it

odinson1:
That might just be the biggest mistake you've ever made in your life.

But I'll leave you with this,that woman does not "love" you. You are just there for what she can gain from. In other words,You are disposable

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No, am not disposable.
She is disposable. But her character is top-notch better than most single ladies out there

AutoChick4U:
Its already past 6pm and nothing about the meeting and its even raining Its already late before they come and say I refused to come.

What do you want exactly?
Money or marriage? Be specific

Consequences of not closing your legs or using protection. It's your cross and you'll have to bear it.
But just an advise for you @Op, a lot of useless men will come your way, just try as much as possible to keep yourself. If you do so, a real man who will love you and your child will come your way, this I know because I have fallen in love with a single mother despite my "stance" against them. Life can be so funny and interesting at the same time.

rayzar:
I swear nothing go comot, e dey happen to me, after I get privacy to pee, I fit release 2 litres of urine

Same here, if am alone and in privacy, I can urinate for as long as 5 minutes. The highest I have gone is 10 minutes 30 seconds at a stretch.

Tomzino:
It's okay you don't have to be worries about it..... I believe you have a low self esteem based on the size of your Penis.... You need to forget every sound and focus more on urinating..... Your mind needs to be worked on i mean u need to see a counsellor... To help massage your esteem... Try not to think about how people see your penis and what they'll say.... I'm very sure your penis is not as small as you think because you're looking at it frm the top view and you already believe it's small... So even it if increases an inch u won't believe it.... I'm sure you also hate it when someone touches your private part, you like dressing up in seclusion and etc. ...u can message me let's rub minds together. Guys saying he's yet to get to a stage where he can't hold it another symptom of the shy.... Is that the brain sends signals to the penis .... It easily disappears then comes back when I feel you can pee with no one around..

Guy, it's not about the size of the pen*s ooo. Although, what you explained can also be a cause. It is mainly psychological

rayzar:
You are not bro, we plenty.
It's called Paruresis

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I think about 2% of people on earth experience such. No matter how pressed I am, I can't urinate with someone close to me

This has always happened to me. No matter how pressed I am, if am about to pee and I hear a person's voice, it will never come out. So I thought it was abnormal and I browsed it online and discovered the condition was called shy bladder syndrome. Mind you, I only urinate once a day no matter the volume of water I drink, my bladder has so much adapted to this situation. Shy bladder syndrome usually happens to people who don't like socializing, introvert people and people who value privacy a lot.

However, there are many ways to overcome this shy bladder syndrome. One is mind control techniques. Another is putting on your earpiece and playing loud musics and closing your eyes so that you'll not see anybody while you're urinating. Another way is by masturbating. After masturbating, the urinary system has a way of trying to cleanse itself so urine must come. The only downside to masturbating is that it can be addictive and may disturb your daily activities and cognitive function if engaged in excess.

In conclusion, shy bladder syndrome is not in any way abnormal, you're very normal. But it can be overcomed gradually.

I also use to have shy bowel syndrome too. So I spend too much time in the toilet. If I am in the toilet and I hear anybody's voice or someone trying to talk to me, all defecation and urination ceases no matter how pressed I am. And because of that, I only defecate at least once in three days. The highest I have gone is once in seven days. Lol

This one na tiger generator ooo.

Aderewah:
Try to type flat.head without dot

Igbo

Igbo

FIFApresident1:
Type dullardi.nho without the dot(.) And see what it turns to.

President Buhari

President Buhari

ThickSharon123:
Kwara men are one of the best. I can remember quadri, that man made me his queen, made me love Nigeria as a whole, till I left him. I love Kwara men.

what happened to your dp??

ThickSharon123:
Kwara men are one of the best. I can remember quadri, that man made me his queen, made me love Nigeria as a whole, till I left him. I love Kwara men.

WTF! what happened to your dp??

omooba969:
Is it true that Kwara people are dull?

Very very true

marttye:
is it dry season or raining season over there

Rain still fell this evening

peacefull:
What is meaning catch cruise?
Using me catch cruise?
Please I wanna know what is meaning it?

Sharp guy?
Sorry, I also don't know what is meaning sharp guy.
My husband is my super man!

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That's good to hear.
Catch cruise is more like having fun, enjoying life. We also call it flexing here.

A sharp guy is one that is deemed to be wise and intelligent

peacefull:
No.
I really wanted make my child's brother or
sister.
Even I really wanted have his baby.

But he never want.
He always say no money.

Now I'm getting old.
I think I can't get baby anymore.

But he always telling me that my age still can birth baby in Nigeria.

Anyway, I made big mistake about for his family.
That's why he don't wanna give me a chance to take communicate with them.

He is blocking me to his family.

My mistake is I couldn't talk to his family when he wanted me to talk.

Why I couldn't that is my English was very poor more than now.
And phone is too much difficult than face to face.
So I thought I need to take more time to greet his family.
Bcoz I thought if I couldn't answer well, very rude person like who don't know about manner and molar.
That's why I told him give me a time.
But he demanded me to talk and never say how to back up me.
My feel was he is mean to me.

I was so stupid.

After some time, I sent a mail to them what he told me about family mail box.
His brothers and sisters share that mail address.
I don't know is true or not.

We had lots of problem @ that time.
I wanted need help like now in here(Nairaland).
I needed advice and wanted try to understand his culture.
But when I sent a mail b/4,he told me that if I'll send a mail, its gonna be big problem for you!
That he said.
But I ignored him and sent.
Nobody reply me.

I'm asked him to wanna talk to his mom after sometimes.
But he said no.
Only one time, he said ok.
But even he said that whatever mom say to me don't complain to him.
That he told me.
So I stopped it @ that time.

I'm still don't know any his family member.
And they also don't know me and my child.
So much strange...

I don't know that he also blocking them or not.

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Haaaa.... He is just using you to catch cruise.
Sharp guy

luvmijeje:
Must someone get married to have babies? There are different means of having babies na!

Alright, your choice is your Life

luvmijeje:
Women haff suffered o!

And all in the name of marriage some women will settled for anyhow men.

It is alright.

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Of course, women have suffered. Menopause is a big disadvantage for them. When they waste their early years sleeping around and becoming baby Mama's their later end suffer. It's simple law of Life..

Em222:
Hello I am a graduate who lost his job some yrs back in 2019 currently am looking for a matured lady with a good job or business doing that can help me bounce back to my normal life to marry let's start making kids there is no time left am getting to my late 30s so I am not joking if you are interested dm me on 08164084891 let's discuss on the next level of life serious no jokes

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See this one oooo. You want your wife to be the bread winner?
Lol..... I get matured women for you ooo

JackDaAlienz:
These Scammers called Men of God are funny.
They give you audio blessings by mouth
You will just be shouting AMEN like sheep meeeeh meeeh
Telling you sweet things you want to hear
You will be rich
You will never lack. Blah blah blah
Same way Yahoo boy will be deciciving client
Telling them sweet lies

They will give you audio blessings
But demand REAL cash as offering and tithe
Why not give them audio cash
Next time they ask for tithe
Tell the pastor "You are rich in Jesus name"
Audio blessings = Audio Offering

That is what Yahoo boys do to their clients.
Tell their clients sweet audio things they want to hear, then collect money from them.

Christianity in Nigeria is advanced fraud.

Lol.... For your mind na, you don talk sense. Clap for yourself

ChildOfDoom:
hmm.okay sir.but only a reasonable loan can save me now.My 45,000 a month marketing job at my hideout is at stake now.As a graduate training in a bank who just began,dey won't lend me.if i run, a dubious 40,000 naira deal wil b uncovered.I'm doomed.I wish a well-to-do,Godfearing person can help out & make my pains & fears go away

You're not serious at all. If anybody gives you money right now, you'll use it to gamble. You don't deserve to be helped. Very soon, your life will be gambled. Maybe by then, you'll change

dannyrhymes600:
I'm not understanding oh

Where you, grandpa, I don't want to hear young man there again

Go to to play store download NO FAP app.

Or keep a small pocket knife with you, any time you feel the urge, show your dikk the knife and watch how it'll go flaccid.

Or get aboliki balm, any time you feel the urge, apply small on the hole of the D.

Or send me a dm, let me coach you more on WhatsApp


NOTE
The first 3 weeks are very difficult but you will survive

This your method med oooo

Humanoid01:
At some point, you'll want out. You'll wish you were warned harder.

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Fall in love with your demons and when you're tired, serve them breakfast.
Lol

Simp... This is not the way to chat with ladies Sha. Many ladies don't like it when an unknown number chats them up and the unknown number doesn't want to reveal how her number was gotten.

There is no right person anywhere. Everybody don craze! Everybody don mad!

Klass99:
The right person for me will be;

1. Someone I like, who likes me back as well. The feeling is mutual and not one sided.

2. Our values, life and world views pretty much align and we are not poles apart in our thinking.

3. He shares valuable resources/information on things that matter like finances, real estate, trainings etc.

4. His life and work habits not only impress me, but they also ginger me to be a better for myself and him.

5. Conversations are enjoyable and not tedious.

6. We like being around each other, but we also value time alone and we are comfortable being by ourselves.

7. Contact and communication, picks up from where we left off, without drama or annoying comments like - you abandoned me, you don't call me, so if I don't call you I won't hear from you blah blah blah blah

8. He is mature enough to understand that there's always a reason for missed calls and I will get back to him asap, he also understands the concepts of space and individuality.

9. He is a reasonable and responsible person, I genuinely respect. Not for what he has but for the person he is and the way he generally conducts himself.

10. He understands my love language and I understand his as well, hopefully he is also a dog and nature lover too,

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Uuhhhnnn, you go be a very good cheater.
You make sense sha

Abeg, leave me with my addiction. I'll fall in love with my demons

Just avoid them, or make them fall in love with you and use them. Majority of them are already used before.