₦airaland Forum

clems88:
you forget Nile o

Na Nile e call 9.

Miracood2:
Back then in the days.. nursery School sweet jhoor

Some rivers in Africa are...

9 Niger... Benue... Congo... Orezi... Hippo... Zambezi

Rhymes from my nursery days..

Spell checkers pls do the needful

There are seven rivers in Africa.

1. Nile
2. Niger
3. Senegal
4. Congo
5. Orange
6. Limpopo
7. Zambezi...

Besides I thought Mississippi is the longest river in the world...

SundayNightGist:
But that fetish part real, no?

The fetish part real ooo. Make we no go jamb fetish person ooo

ThickSharon123:
Can a lady wear bum shorts in Illorin on the road. Is it allowed.

Sure, ladies wear bum shorts on the streets

ThickSharon123:
I want to go to Illorin

There's a lot of places I haven't explored in Nigeria. Illorin is my next route. The first tourist place I'll go is the Uni.

Oya come to Ilorin, I'll show you around

Zeeknow3245:
You are a troll

Money no dey Medicine joor.

Iyaebe:
RIP to him,most medical doctors have one mental health issues or another,most of them are depressed and psychotic.I can never marry a doctor,nothing about their life attracts me.

Thank God you said most not all. Medical doctors are still the best person around. When you are sick, you visit the hospital. But why can't you marry a doctor? Wetin dey do you?

scanner1000:
She is a virgin and I confirm it rigorously.

Oh, na all those virgins dey bad pass ooo.

Juliusmomoh:
No be only gas

Na kero

Abi oooo.
Gas don dey very expensive now ooo.

babyboo4life:
They're dating. He helped her to gain admission into federal Uni, lend her some money for few school payments. Supported her throughout the period of mourning her deceased dad both with attention and money. From the first day she entered school, her attitude towards him changed; slow response to phone calls,sms and chatting.Her reason been that she has not settled. That they'll continue their usual way. Abeg o who can relate, this one pass me.

Your elder brother don buy market. Yawa don gas.

RAFFIZY:
Good day everyone, I want to raise an issue that has been bothering me as a sibling, and also to my parents.

My sister who has just finished her SSCE exams has been engaged in indecent chats with various people on her phone, we were brought up under strict muslim parents, honestly they have done a good job parenting so far, for the fact that my mum knew something was fishy because she is always with her phone.

Her phone has been seized, since this happened yesterday she has refused to greet my parents or even assist in helping my mum cook and also refused to eat as well. Both parents have tried the best they can to enlighten us about social media and how to moderately use it, but my sister wouldn't care to listen, it's as if she is possessed because it has happened more than once under my parents watch.

Parents on this forum, kindly suggest ways to treat this matter urgently.

Your sister has gone the way of the world. It's a normal dangerous thing in this generation. Show her more love, make her understand that her future is more important than the lies those guys are telling her on social media. The truth is, home is already boring to her and she is trying to explore. It is your job to channel it in a positive productive direction. For my youngest sister, she learnt musical instruments, tailoring, gele tying and make-up. Now she has multiple skills and she makes her daily while just in SS3. Isn't that wonderful??

Beebah2000:
I no go tell u

Na money na.
Oya send your Aza...

zed7:
A corper acting like a secondary school boy. If she's a wife material, then wife her and start having sex.

Honestly, you should be more focused on your future. Since she's also a corper, you two should plan on how to make something useful out of your lives. Life after service is tough my friend.

If sex is your problem, go and look for a sex worker. That lady knows what she wants from life.

Tell him ooo, boya he thinks he will be receiving 33k forever....

scanner1000:
Good day everyone, pls I need mature advice concerning my about-you-crash relationship .
I met dis gal during nysc orientation camp, she is averagely beautiful, naive and with good moral. So after camping she accepted to date me which made happy I have found a soulmate but I later found out she was a virgin which increases d love I have for her, although she Said until we get married before I can have s3x with her but we can have mild romance which I agreed. She gave me romance to ejaculate and feel free. We do enjoy d romance spree until some days ago dat she said she wants us to stop any form of intimacy, dat its affecting her spiritual life with God. Dis issues made us quarrel and she angry deleted all my photos including my mom's birthday pictures. Although She doesn't disturb me financially but I can't cope without any form of intimacy in a relationship and I don't want to lose her as well because she have high moral standards and I see her as wife material.. I love her but d relationship will now look boring to me and I don't want to cheat on her. But I still feel she has lost interest in me or have seen another guy. She said no romance/s3x or break up. Hard decision for me to make. I don't want to look like a simp

PS we are both serving Corp member and we are passing out early next year.
Am in a state of Dilemma , mature advice please.

You're a big fool @Op so you cannot control your third leg??

Beside don't believe those ladies that says no sex but agree to romance. They are the great decievers jare. She is probably having sex with another dude, you're just her back up plan. It's just plain stupidity to me. Makes me remember one funny story, I'll share it later...

Beebah2000:
Omo, this woman badlock her kpekus for 55 years
Somebody's son don finally unlock am

Abi na. Every woman has a key to her heart. What's the key to your own heart??

Lol.... This is so rare Sha and almost unbelievable. No relationship for 55years?? Sho n whine me ni??
Which kain marriage be this?

indadi:
I never said I am marrying her and I don't want the child

But you can bang her raw. You're doing the action but you don't want the consequence, you're not wise at all

Besides I like the way you're spreading your legs like an eagle.
Only you 5 children from three different men. Three gbosa for you.

@op your husband is on Nairaland oooo.

Lol.... When the man eventually finds out, he will dump you. The truth will be revealed, it only takes a time. Tick tick says the clock, tick tick....

BadRadio:
see this guy oooo!!!

Abi na... But why is your moniker bad radio?
What's the rationale behind it?

BadRadio:
better things like?

Listening to good radio.

MisfitHPG:
I am not even being gender specific no gender should be deceived,lied to,or hurt when they give committment,if a person can't give back commitment,then they shouldn't take it from someone

You're right Sir. Unfortunately we are in Naija where everything is almost a cruise! Commitment to a thing is a big deal these days

BadRadio:
How man times do u masturbated in a day?

Masturbate? Why will I do that.
I have better things to do with my life Bro.

Simran94:
It is typical of you men to always give excuses for each other whenever you "err" but always castigate women every single chance. If it was a lady that left a guy to marry someone else, you people would have slutshamed her.

If a lady leaves me to marry another guy, all the best for her ooo. It wouldn't even move me one bit. There are plenty of ladies all around the world. I will even attend your wedding sef. Life is too short to be keeping grudges with someone.

Simran94:
It is typical of you men to always give excuses for each other whenever you "err" but always castigate women every single chance. If it was a lady that left a guy to marry someone else, you people would have slutshamed her.

Life is time and chance babe. No one is perfect Dear, guys have their own peculiarities same as ladies. Babe, if I tell you right now that I want to smash you because I like you, will you agree The answer will most likely be no. So, how can I get in between your legs babe?? The answer is by not being straight forward. you see, that's why majority of ladies are victims. It's just life Babe. Sorry.

BadRadio:
Are any out there?

Is it possible there's someone reading this thread who hasn't had sex since January 2021 till date?

Please teach me how to do it.


Thanks

Have not had sex since I was born.
Not a big deal bro

Simran94:
By the "You", I meant Nigerians that always come online to bash the federal government for not fulfilling their promises

Okay dear, I understand what you mean. Unfortunately majority of humans like free meal so they depend so much on the government and on others than they depend on themselves and that's why they bash federal government for not fulfilling their promises. If you ask the federal government right now how they're fairing, they will tell you they're doing well and making Nigerians happy because that's the space or position they're relating or viewing from. For them, they're trying their best and they think they're making the country better. lolz.... Life is a matter of placing yourself in a position of advantage!

dontrulee:
If you tell a lady straightforward that you just want to smash her without marrying her, she will most likely not agree except she finds you very attractive because she doesn't want to be as a slut or a sex machine. That's why majority of guys have invented all kinds of lies just to get in between the legs of ladies.

There was a time I tried performing an experiment, I was very honest and truthful with every girl I liked and wanted to smash. I was straight to the point unfortunately none of them agreed. It was then I realized girls don't like to hear the truth. It is their nature within them to be deceived. It's the sad reality of Life.

And yes, that's why the serpent was able to decieve Eve na.
Lolz

vislabraye:
Never thought of marrying her. Just wanted to smash. But I'm surprised she started catching feelings.

If you tell a lady straightforward that you just want to smash her without marrying her, she will most likely not agree except she finds you very attractive because she doesn't want to be as a slut or a sex machine. That's why majority of guys have invented all kinds of lies just to get in between the legs of ladies.

There was a time I tried performing an experiment, I was very honest and truthful with every girl I liked and wanted to smash. I was straight to the point unfortunately none of them agreed. It was then I realized girls don't like to hear the truth. It is their nature within them to be deceived. It's the sad reality of Life.