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Datboredberry:
Ofcourse! That's the point...

I need a truly worthy man...

Oh! I'm very sorry...but I'm afraid this thread would be taken over by men seeking innocent pure and virtuous women like you and I and the other sweet women who commented...

To be honest, I've received messages from a few... detailing how they would manhandle and ravage me...all for my hymen.

I'll say goodbye now... this is too risky!

Lolz.... Some men will always be dogs, don't mind them joor

marvelphysics:
Ok, am a virgin guy, 22, and am looking for any girl that I will like
Whatsapp me 09071510797

Stop lying, you're looking for any lady that you'll sleep with. Your lines no dey work again.
Virgin kor, Virginia ni

Candidlady:
cant use candle for a reason icant explain!

my crazy friend had one nokia torchlyt then we'd place it on vib, insert it into the "cd player" then ring the number in the phone! Sweet tripz and vibez!

You don dey corrupt this holy thread, get out of the sanctuary.

One girl has been sending me money of recent and I don't know why, maybe she feels I'll be indebted to her and send her money back??

It's good as you guys broke up Sha. If you remained, the relationship will become complicated and you would be disadvantaged in the end. Op, move on...

This guy Sabi act Sha. Him dey do well. It's all just a manipulation whether he did it consciously or not. Appeared to be a victim so that you could develop a soft spot for him and accept him back. Unfortunately, he couldn't leave the girl maybe because he enjoyed her pekus, if indeed he had a spiritual attack that night, he would cut off every single connection with the lady. What's the point of keeping in contact with a lady that is attacking you spiritually, no be juju be that. Also, he saved her number with emoji of kisses, do you know what means?? It means the girl sweet die. Lol

Toeyean1507:
Here are mine......the most recent ones though.
My 2 year old when he's about eating ' mummy come and eat, thank you ma'

1yr+: 'the floor fall me down' and when she was two+: mummy, the moon is following me.



Share yours, let's have fun this sunny Thursday afternoon.

That one of, the floor fall me down is so classic. You'll now be beating the floor to pacify the child. Na there vawulence start from.

Datboredberry:
Not really...

Lol.... So if you meet a worthy man tomorrow, you'll give him your virginity??

Datboredberry:
Nope...

Yep!

A good number of women tear their hymen while masturbating...

They're still considered virgin as long as they've not tasted the D??

Datboredberry:
Lack of anyone worthy to take it...

And that's why you should reserve it for your husband. Are you willing to do so??

Virginoes, I greet you all.
What's the purpose of this thread??

Everyone was once a virgin.
Some see virginity as a lack of opportunity.
Some see virgins as stupid and foolish fellows and so berate them but they who know why they keep their virginity are exceptional and special. Thumbs up to every true virgin out there.

Someone said, he made more in his dreams.

I steal am na.
Lol

Lol.... I hope you enjoy your new Life. I hope in the end you wouldn't regret you left God for what you thought was real. Life is fluke Sha.

Have been aware about snakes hiding in the WC since I was about ten years old. Snakes generally like to hide in cool, damp, wet areas. Always check your WC before use, flush before use also. It can safe your life one day.

You did well Op, keep on doing the right things, the blessings just started.

Eyah, Pele. Betting does more harm than good. I avoid it so much.

@op, just be calm all will be well. Life is like a game. We win some, we loose some but regardless of the outcomes, we move forward. Just don't be too forward and don't be too slow, move at your own pace.

Lolz..... So funny.

Barrister026:
My wife attitudes towards food she cooked with my money is getting on my nerves.

How can my wife be dishing food to me like she's serving it for our kids.times without number have complained but still no changes.

It's either she makes eba that won't satisfy us ( when they is enough garri available) her defense is that she don't want it to be wasted.

OR

She dished out soup for me with lesser meat like am a kid. Have told her several times when cooking..to buy enough protein in the soup or stew. But to my surprise she always economise the money and divert it into something else.

I even had to start buying suya in the evening when coming back from work, because I know what I be expecting when my food is dished out. ( Recent news we saw of how suya killed some families, made me limiit it)

Have ordered her on several occasions to take it back and put more protein, but must i always do that?

Please This is really getting out of hand, I really don't know how to handle this situation.

Oga, you're grown up now you don't need much meat. A piece or two pieces is enough for you. It's the kids that need more meat because they are still growing. Give them at least three pieces each! Eat less meat, you don't need it Man

clems88:
you forget Nile o

Na Nile e call 9.

Miracood2:
Back then in the days.. nursery School sweet jhoor

Some rivers in Africa are...

9 Niger... Benue... Congo... Orezi... Hippo... Zambezi

Rhymes from my nursery days..

Spell checkers pls do the needful

There are seven rivers in Africa.

1. Nile
2. Niger
3. Senegal
4. Congo
5. Orange
6. Limpopo
7. Zambezi...

Besides I thought Mississippi is the longest river in the world...

SundayNightGist:
But that fetish part real, no?

The fetish part real ooo. Make we no go jamb fetish person ooo

ThickSharon123:
Can a lady wear bum shorts in Illorin on the road. Is it allowed.

Sure, ladies wear bum shorts on the streets

ThickSharon123:
I want to go to Illorin

There's a lot of places I haven't explored in Nigeria. Illorin is my next route. The first tourist place I'll go is the Uni.

Oya come to Ilorin, I'll show you around

Zeeknow3245:
You are a troll

Money no dey Medicine joor.

Iyaebe:
RIP to him,most medical doctors have one mental health issues or another,most of them are depressed and psychotic.I can never marry a doctor,nothing about their life attracts me.

Thank God you said most not all. Medical doctors are still the best person around. When you are sick, you visit the hospital. But why can't you marry a doctor? Wetin dey do you?

scanner1000:
She is a virgin and I confirm it rigorously.

Oh, na all those virgins dey bad pass ooo.

Juliusmomoh:
No be only gas

Na kero

Abi oooo.
Gas don dey very expensive now ooo.