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This one na tiger generator ooo.

Aderewah:
Try to type flat.head without dot

Igbo

Igbo

FIFApresident1:
Type dullardi.nho without the dot(.) And see what it turns to.

President Buhari

President Buhari

ThickSharon123:
Kwara men are one of the best. I can remember quadri, that man made me his queen, made me love Nigeria as a whole, till I left him. I love Kwara men.

what happened to your dp??

ThickSharon123:
Kwara men are one of the best. I can remember quadri, that man made me his queen, made me love Nigeria as a whole, till I left him. I love Kwara men.

WTF! what happened to your dp??

omooba969:
Is it true that Kwara people are dull?

Very very true

marttye:
is it dry season or raining season over there

Rain still fell this evening

peacefull:
What is meaning catch cruise?
Using me catch cruise?
Please I wanna know what is meaning it?

Sharp guy?
Sorry, I also don't know what is meaning sharp guy.
My husband is my super man!

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That's good to hear.
Catch cruise is more like having fun, enjoying life. We also call it flexing here.

A sharp guy is one that is deemed to be wise and intelligent

peacefull:
No.
I really wanted make my child's brother or
sister.
Even I really wanted have his baby.

But he never want.
He always say no money.

Now I'm getting old.
I think I can't get baby anymore.

But he always telling me that my age still can birth baby in Nigeria.

Anyway, I made big mistake about for his family.
That's why he don't wanna give me a chance to take communicate with them.

He is blocking me to his family.

My mistake is I couldn't talk to his family when he wanted me to talk.

Why I couldn't that is my English was very poor more than now.
And phone is too much difficult than face to face.
So I thought I need to take more time to greet his family.
Bcoz I thought if I couldn't answer well, very rude person like who don't know about manner and molar.
That's why I told him give me a time.
But he demanded me to talk and never say how to back up me.
My feel was he is mean to me.

I was so stupid.

After some time, I sent a mail to them what he told me about family mail box.
His brothers and sisters share that mail address.
I don't know is true or not.

We had lots of problem @ that time.
I wanted need help like now in here(Nairaland).
I needed advice and wanted try to understand his culture.
But when I sent a mail b/4,he told me that if I'll send a mail, its gonna be big problem for you!
That he said.
But I ignored him and sent.
Nobody reply me.

I'm asked him to wanna talk to his mom after sometimes.
But he said no.
Only one time, he said ok.
But even he said that whatever mom say to me don't complain to him.
That he told me.
So I stopped it @ that time.

I'm still don't know any his family member.
And they also don't know me and my child.
So much strange...

I don't know that he also blocking them or not.

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Haaaa.... He is just using you to catch cruise.
Sharp guy

luvmijeje:
Must someone get married to have babies? There are different means of having babies na!

Alright, your choice is your Life

luvmijeje:
Women haff suffered o!

And all in the name of marriage some women will settled for anyhow men.

It is alright.

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Of course, women have suffered. Menopause is a big disadvantage for them. When they waste their early years sleeping around and becoming baby Mama's their later end suffer. It's simple law of Life..

Em222:
Hello I am a graduate who lost his job some yrs back in 2019 currently am looking for a matured lady with a good job or business doing that can help me bounce back to my normal life to marry let's start making kids there is no time left am getting to my late 30s so I am not joking if you are interested dm me on 08164084891 let's discuss on the next level of life serious no jokes

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See this one oooo. You want your wife to be the bread winner?
Lol..... I get matured women for you ooo

JackDaAlienz:
These Scammers called Men of God are funny.
They give you audio blessings by mouth
You will just be shouting AMEN like sheep meeeeh meeeh
Telling you sweet things you want to hear
You will be rich
You will never lack. Blah blah blah
Same way Yahoo boy will be deciciving client
Telling them sweet lies

They will give you audio blessings
But demand REAL cash as offering and tithe
Why not give them audio cash
Next time they ask for tithe
Tell the pastor "You are rich in Jesus name"
Audio blessings = Audio Offering

That is what Yahoo boys do to their clients.
Tell their clients sweet audio things they want to hear, then collect money from them.

Christianity in Nigeria is advanced fraud.

Lol.... For your mind na, you don talk sense. Clap for yourself

ChildOfDoom:
hmm.okay sir.but only a reasonable loan can save me now.My 45,000 a month marketing job at my hideout is at stake now.As a graduate training in a bank who just began,dey won't lend me.if i run, a dubious 40,000 naira deal wil b uncovered.I'm doomed.I wish a well-to-do,Godfearing person can help out & make my pains & fears go away

You're not serious at all. If anybody gives you money right now, you'll use it to gamble. You don't deserve to be helped. Very soon, your life will be gambled. Maybe by then, you'll change

dannyrhymes600:
I'm not understanding oh

Where you, grandpa, I don't want to hear young man there again

Go to to play store download NO FAP app.

Or keep a small pocket knife with you, any time you feel the urge, show your dikk the knife and watch how it'll go flaccid.

Or get aboliki balm, any time you feel the urge, apply small on the hole of the D.

Or send me a dm, let me coach you more on WhatsApp


NOTE
The first 3 weeks are very difficult but you will survive

This your method med oooo

Humanoid01:
At some point, you'll want out. You'll wish you were warned harder.

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Fall in love with your demons and when you're tired, serve them breakfast.
Lol

Simp... This is not the way to chat with ladies Sha. Many ladies don't like it when an unknown number chats them up and the unknown number doesn't want to reveal how her number was gotten.

There is no right person anywhere. Everybody don craze! Everybody don mad!

Klass99:
The right person for me will be;

1. Someone I like, who likes me back as well. The feeling is mutual and not one sided.

2. Our values, life and world views pretty much align and we are not poles apart in our thinking.

3. He shares valuable resources/information on things that matter like finances, real estate, trainings etc.

4. His life and work habits not only impress me, but they also ginger me to be a better for myself and him.

5. Conversations are enjoyable and not tedious.

6. We like being around each other, but we also value time alone and we are comfortable being by ourselves.

7. Contact and communication, picks up from where we left off, without drama or annoying comments like - you abandoned me, you don't call me, so if I don't call you I won't hear from you blah blah blah blah

8. He is mature enough to understand that there's always a reason for missed calls and I will get back to him asap, he also understands the concepts of space and individuality.

9. He is a reasonable and responsible person, I genuinely respect. Not for what he has but for the person he is and the way he generally conducts himself.

10. He understands my love language and I understand his as well, hopefully he is also a dog and nature lover too,

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Uuhhhnnn, you go be a very good cheater.
You make sense sha

Abeg, leave me with my addiction. I'll fall in love with my demons

Just avoid them, or make them fall in love with you and use them. Majority of them are already used before.

siofra:
I STAND FIRMLY ON THIS ONE

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You plan on cheating on your husband when you get married?

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

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You no go marry Nigeria girls?

saphiere:
I've been a victim.
Exactly. Mine hid the camera. I was at his mercy for years. But God who knew my heart turned things around for me.
Long story my dear. He made me do some unthinkable things to prevent him leaking the video. I was really at his mercies.

I have a very long bitter story to tell my children.

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Eyah, consequence of opening leg up and down.

Na ment. Many come back for Medicine after studying pharmacy. It's rare to study pharm after Medicine. I'll like to study Law after Medicine Sha... Let's see how it goes.

Na ment.
It's depends on how you present yourself Sha. No be me dey sacrifice for woman, na woman dey sacrifice for me

I am nobody else.
I am myself!

Nanpon96:
Good evening Nairalanders, pls there is something that has been bothering me for sometime. My babe has been screenshotting the chat another guy has been asking her out. Please what is her motive of doing this? Is it to make me Jealous or to proof her loyalty to me? Please Nairalanders help me out here.

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Lol..... If your gf is not careful, she can fall for the guy especially when or if you bleep up.

realstars:
but you have never try garri and weed seed.

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Nope... I don't take weeds, I don't drink, I don't do drugs.