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Crime / Covid-19 Rape (pic) by donvoice(m): 1:39pm On Aug 04, 2020
Anambra Covid-19, taskforce caught raping a girl they arrested for not wearing nose mask, inside their task force vehicle.

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Crime / Very Heart Breaking by donvoice(m): 11:32am On Aug 01, 2020
It's a very annoying matter.

A man was caught on a CCTV camera staging an assault on a woman named Osimibibra Warmate, beating her mercilessly in a intimacy gadget shop in Abuja. His aides aided the beating.

That man is Senator Elijah Abbo, representing Adamawa North. You all saw the video, didn't you?

Abbo called a press conference where he admitted guilt and publicly apologised, before a litigation was instituted against him. You still remember?

Lest I forget, shortly after the whole assault show, Senator Abbo got a special recognition from a group in Adamawa. He also got an appointment as patron, by the leadership of Actors Guild of Nigeria (AGN).

Are you shocked?

Well, just yesterday, the case was struck out in court, on a no-case submission. Abbo won!

The Magistrate, Abdullahi Ilelah, said the viral video wasn't enough to substantiate the claim that the claimant was actually assaulted.

...and Jesus wept! I weep right now, too.

In a saner clime, Senator Abbo should be behind bars, by now. But, interestingly, he is in the National Assembly, making laws that would be binding on us all.

If our courts can't even defend a woman so bullied, with all the evidence to show, I wonder what is left of a country. What we have here is nothing but a banana republic.

Abuse against women must be labelled a criminal offence, accompanied with grave consequences, not necessarily capital punishments.

I have a wife, a mum, a sister, a niece and even as many female friends. I now fear for them.

Tomorrow, a similar idiot will move around and start dishing out slaps to all women around, for no reason, and nothing will happen.

I am so angry with the development, but I will still manage to say Happy New Month to you all.

I'm a Yoruba but now I agree this country is a ZOO

Crime / Re: Read And Thank Me Later by donvoice(m): 11:38am On Jul 24, 2020
francisbarrack:


sis stop this negative thinking ...

Some people have written off our dear nation which ought not to be so
Crime / Re: Read And Thank Me Later by donvoice(m): 10:50am On Jul 24, 2020
falcon01:
who else stopped reading half way because they are pissed off That the man with the machine machine is a Mumu?.

You can't know the value till you read to the end
Crime / Re: Read And Thank Me Later by donvoice(m): 10:50am On Jul 24, 2020
Sunnyb10:
This is quite interesting.. but what is FCCPC? i haven't heard about this before.

It was from the story I read about them too and I have already installed the app
Crime / Read And Thank Me Later by donvoice(m): 9:12am On Jul 24, 2020
*I think the information in this write up might be useful*

Late last year, the control buttons of my washing started malfunctioning. I took it to LG service centre for repairs. Paid the non-refundable 3k for examination.

Analysis: Faulty front control panel.

Solution: Outright eplacement of control panel.

Bill: 20k

Me: ok, go ahead.

Few days after, they called for me to come and carry it...repaired.

Barely a month later, the problem reoccured. I called them again. They sent one of their technicians to check it up.

Technician: if you take it there again, thr company will charge you another money for replacement. They don't do repairs, but I can repair it for you.

Price: 10k

Me: Ok, let's see.

He opened it, removed the panel, and took it away for repairs. He brought it the following day, fixed it, and it worked.

I paid.

Just after one use, the fault reared its ugly head again. I called the technician. Technician started interviewing farmer as if he didn't know what he was saying.

Me: Obi, just talk say you don chop my money. If I report you to your office now, you'll say I do you bad. But e go be sha.

Technician hung up on me and never called back.

I kukuma abandoned the machine, and my wife had to buy a smaller one for temporary use.

We wash quite often, and there's just so much the small machine can do. The faulty one can wash, rinse and dry.

After the lockdown, I took it down to the service centre again.

The following day, they called.

LG: This is LG service centre, Fouani Nigeria Ltd. May I be on to Mr. Akhigbe?

Me: yeah, speaking.

LG: Okay sir, we've checked your washing machine, and it will cost you 48k to repair it.

Me: But the panel shouldn't cost more than 20k. You people repaired it before and it didn't work up to one month.

LG: Mr. Akhigbe, should we go ahead and fix it or we should leave it?

Me: Okay, fix it.

Two days later, they called that it was ready. It took me nearly two weeks to put the money together, and went to carry it. They brought it out tightly wrapped up in cellophane and didn't test it for me. I complained. They told me everything was okay.

I got home, plugged it and the machine didn't work. I called them, and they told me to bring it back.

They called me the following day that it would cost me 18k to rectify the fault.

Me: What are you talking about? You mean I will spend 56k in this coro era to repair a washing machine? Refund the money I paid, and I will come and carry it. I'd rather buy a new one.

LG: We don't do refund.

Me: Then, you must use the money I paid to repair it. I'm not paying one naira more.

LG: You must come and carry your machine unrepaired.

Me: You will hear from my lawyer.

LG: Ok

Everyday, they called me to come and carry the machine unrepaired. Every day, I told them they were not serious and should stop calling me

One day, I read Kemi post on Babatunde Irukera's revolution in FCCPC. I commented that I might just have to lodge a complaint with them instead of with a lawyer.

My lawyer already have a lot in his hands, it's not 18k wahala I will come and be involving him. Even if he agrees, can I take care of the logistics now? The answer is, no.

In my bid to get the address of the FCCPC on Google, I found out they had an app I could download and lodge a complaint.

I downloaded it and lodge the complaint with pictures of my receipts.

Yesterday, I received a notification from them, though I couldn't open it.

About an hour after, I got a call from LG service centre. They want to know if I reported them to a government agency. I asked what they expected me to do about their unscrupulousness.

Before I got back home, LG service centre called to say they've repaired my washing machine, and I should come and carry it.

Me: ���
Just like that?
Just an app?

I did not go to FCCPC office, I didn't write statement, I didn't pay mobilisation fee, I didn't fund transportation, I didn't meet anybody or call anyone...you know what I'm talking about.

Just an app, and matter resolved. I've gone to carry the washing machine today.

And unnlike before, a slay queen was dedicated to attend to me alone. They brought out the machine and tested it for me to confirm.

It's working now perfectly. I want to use this medium to thank Babatunde Irukera for the wonderful work he's doing in FCCPC.

With this, I'm convinced that this country can work if we have the right people in the right places.

These Lebanese, Indians and Asians take advantage of the lax in our system to perpetrate lawlessness. They know our laws don't work. They know that our law enforcement agencies only think of the money they can make when victims and the vulnerable run to them for help.

They know our youths love crime more than trade. So, they take advantage of the situation.

There's a dearth of technicians in Nigeria. Technical colleges have long gone extinct. Nobody

There's no single standard service centre operated by a Nigerian in the whole city of Abuja. Yet, these Lebanese come here and use the same Nigerians that can't successfully operate anyone.

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Crime / Re: Experience With A Fraudster (pix) by donvoice(m): 9:09am On Jul 24, 2020
77Craze:
Lolz the ending was funny, you for no tell you work with EFCC that one na scam on is own.

You are right, I just wanted him to be scared sha
Crime / Re: Experience With A Fraudster (pix) by donvoice(m): 9:03am On Jul 24, 2020
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Crime / Experience With A Fraudster (pix) by donvoice(m): 9:01am On Jul 24, 2020
I was busy surfing the net yesterday when I discovered one of my secondary school friend account has been hacked.

I tried to play along and the guy thinks he's chatting with a fool. Below is the conversation that ensues between us

Career / I Want To Sail by donvoice(m): 4:11pm On Jul 21, 2020
I have always wish to be a seafarer since I was young. My dream was nearly dashed when my parent wanted me to be a Doctor but I went on to study Geology in the University.

In a bid to actualize my dream, I went to FCFMT to study COXSWAIN under Nautical Science and later proceed to ORON for my STCW mandatory program but till now, I couldn't get what I wanted.

I have searched and applied to many firms online and i have also put words out but I seems to be meeting a dead end.

I will be very grateful if anyone can put me through how to go about it. I beg, I wish to sail.

Help a brother out.
08030834800
Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by donvoice(m): 6:08pm On Jul 18, 2020
eni4real:

She is a passive aggressive talker of Rubbish!!

Exactly bro
Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by donvoice(m): 4:17pm On Jul 18, 2020
veave:
Errrrrr. You go need patience oooo.

One thing you should know is that your brother is now married and is firstly responsible to his wife and kids before any other person so him allowing three extended family to stay in this hard times is an act of kindness and bravery please don't add more stress to his life by bickering with your in-laws. We women are troublesome by nature then when we see someone who has our time we extend the trouble. The truth is
1. There is no way the room would have been left for you while there are women in the house (they need privacy).
2. Why will you say that you will go to the village? Don't you know you give your brother some kind of security in the midst of his wife and her obviously troublesome sisters by staying with him? Has he asked you to leave yet?
3. You where wrong to slap the young woman, no matter what the grieviance is you don't touch a woman.
4. They where wrong to throw your mattress out but please forgive them and move on. Thank God your brother made provisions for a replacement.
5. Take this place as a training ground for your future, if it's anything you should be bothered about now, is to be more determined about gaining independence and making it in life.
6. Leave rofo rofo fight for women, in fact ignore them totally for your national peace.
7. Hustle!!! Hustle!!! Hustle oooooo!!!!

Hugs.

I have to check your moniker before commenting.


You have successfully wrote RUBBISH[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

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Romance / Re: Have You Experience This Before (photo) by donvoice(m): 3:10pm On Jul 11, 2020
This supposed to have reach frontpage by now.

Lala... Do something now
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by donvoice(m): 6:55am On Jun 27, 2020
ELABBZ:

You are using opera mini to upload, dats y its showing u dat nonsense. Follow this process to upload: when uploading, select original format not small. Best of luck

Thanks bro for your response but it's small am choosing and still showing me that msg
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by donvoice(m): 3:16am On Jun 27, 2020
Nowenuse:


It happened to me and I changed my browser's view to desktop view from mobile view and it showed this below

These people's site have too much problems or the traffic is too much for it. Nothing works well there.


Just refresh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by donvoice(m): 3:13am On Jun 27, 2020
I have filled the educational firm but to continue, it is showing me this message. I have checked thoroughly and discovered I left no stone untouched. What could have been the problem please

The save & continue is default

Webmasters / Re: 2020 Npower Registration Portal by donvoice(m): 10:49am On Jun 26, 2020
tospel:
Okay


But I just got registered somehow somehow

Which app do you use
Webmasters / Re: 2020 Npower Registration Portal by donvoice(m): 10:45am On Jun 26, 2020
Inyikalum:


https://npower.fmhds.gov.ng

Thanks so much for this. I really appreciate
Webmasters / 2020 Npower Registration Portal by donvoice(m): 4:46am On Jun 26, 2020
Good morning colleagues,

I've been trying to open Batch C (2020) portal of N POWER but to no avail.

Does anyone here knows the direct link for registration? I will be very grateful if you could share it with me here.

Thanks and best regards
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Abiola Ajimobi Dies At 70 - Independent.ng by donvoice(m): 5:53pm On Jun 25, 2020
KenOne:
If this is true then Ajimobi had died since. They just kept it sealed because of the chairmanship tussle.

Power hmmmm.

I think so too
Romance / Is This True About Yoruba Mother's? by donvoice(m): 12:12pm On Jun 25, 2020
Yoruba Mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing, they produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA.These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now, ABARA is the worst...And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once. OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). God bless our mothers everywhere!

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Romance / Re: Share Your Experience (photo) by donvoice(m): 7:03pm On Jun 24, 2020
Humanoid01:
What if he's a divorcee?

Are you trying to find an excuse for them?
Romance / Share Your Experience (photo) by donvoice(m): 3:23pm On Jun 24, 2020
Have date a married man unknowingly before?

How did you find out?

Share your experience with us, maybe some other ladies could learn

Romance / Re: Have You Experience This Before (photo) by donvoice(m): 4:04am On Jun 24, 2020
chocboi78:
Funny...
I believe he is not under any obligation to help her since he is not her legal guardian or spouse but asking for sex in return makes him look cheap too..like y pay and still exhaust ur energy to satisfy the same person
...even if she eventually gives in at the end, they are both loosers...
A simple " i dont have cash to spare" would hv been okay nd i believe at this stage in life , we should know who to ask for help nd their possible reactions


Best response so far

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Romance / Re: Have You Experience This Before (photo) by donvoice(m): 6:49pm On Jun 23, 2020
I have been in such scenario before, that I helped a lady and later told her guy I be maga.

When they were having issues, the guy came to let hell loose on me that am the maga giving his babe money and doesn't allow her to respect him again.

After they sort out their matter, the guy came to apologise for his actions and said he only feel bad I could be that naive to let a lady fool me.
Romance / Re: Have You Experience This Before (photo) by donvoice(m): 10:48am On Jun 23, 2020
Share your experience (s)
Romance / Have You Experience This Before (photo) by donvoice(m): 10:30am On Jun 23, 2020
Ladies, have you experienced this situation before? How did you handle it?

Guys, have you given a condition like this before? What was the outcome?

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Romance / Re: Share Your Sex Incidents/accidents Here by donvoice(m): 4:25pm On Jun 21, 2020
postdigger:

That is not my picture u dumb foool it's the picture of the person I quoted olodo

This is how foolish people like you will go around disgracing your lineage with poor reading skills and coherent lack of comprehension.

Go back to school and learn to read you submissive troglodyte.


To whom brain is given, wisdom is expected
Romance / Re: The Scar of my life by donvoice(m): 4:24pm On Jun 21, 2020
AlienStar:
yes

Interesting
Romance / Re: Share Your Sex Incidents/accidents Here by donvoice(m): 3:45pm On Jun 21, 2020
postdigger:

Lmfao see the picture of this adult. Dude you are not even older than my last born wtf grin

Showing of your picture just affirm that you are a child truly and not an adult as we wanted to believe before.
Romance / Re: The Scar of my life by donvoice(m): 3:43pm On Jun 21, 2020
AlienStar:
This sounds quite unbelievable

PS: so scar means the same thing in Igbo and Yoruba?

So, apa is also scar in igbo?
Romance / Re: The Scar of my life by donvoice(m): 3:42pm On Jun 21, 2020
kenigwe18:
I'm not really used to commenting on this kind of story.... buh I got to say that was a hell of an experience thank JaH you survived

I nearly weep when I read it. Thanks to God I have let go of such life

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