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I need your help fellow nairalander. I am a married man with a blessed wife and beautiful daughter and base here at Rivers State (Bonny Island) though I am a Yoruba.

I need a job around Ogun state, Oyo State or Osogbo as I really want to relocate back home badly.

It's a very serious matter as I have been enduring abusive encounter from the CEO of the firm as work as the manager.

This daily abuse is affecting me psychologically and am beginning to transfer the aggression on my beautiful family which ought not to be so.

It's difficult getting a better paid job here in Bonny Island because of community hostility and I believe being with my fellow Yoruba will not only help breeding a great family am building but also enable my daughter learn the right culture and not make her to grow up in an hostile environment which may affect her pyschic.

I will be very grateful if you can help me post it on your page if I can get something doing at any of those designated places.

Thanks and God bless you.

I can be reach via 08030834800

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Happy Sunday beautiful people. Please I need your help.

I registered myself and some people for the N-Power stuff and it's heartbreaking people have been taking their online test but I can't even get through as I don't receive any mail after typing in my email address into the 'forgot password' section. What could have been the problem?

I will be glad if someone can throw more light please.

I use this link http://Nasims.gov.ng.

Thanks

Happy Sunday beautiful people. Please I need your help.

I registered myself and some people for the N-Power stuff and it's heartbreaking people have been taking their online test but I can't even get through as I don't receive any mail after typing in my email address into the 'forgot password' section. What could have been the problem?

I will be glad if someone can throw more light please.

I use this link http://Nasims.gov.ng.

Thanks

Yoruba Kids now wants Yoruba Sovereign State.

All we want in YORUBA NATION

With all these noise, it is achievable?

Do you aspire to be a Project Manager? Project Engineer? Contractor? Work Preparer or Scheduler?

OR

You want to build a sound career around Project Management and Execution?

Then let us talk

I am not saying you should do this oooo but if I am in your shoes, I will go to the bank and not police station and report someone (feign ignorance of the person) uses my ATM to withdraw my money.

All the questions they will ask, I will feign ignorance and deny knowing her . She will be arrested by the bank themselves, prosecuted and jailed for like 10years. She will learn her lesson in a very hard way

Karleb:
Congrats.


OP. How did you guys met incidentally?

It's not incidentally. I believe God wants it that way and we never saw it coming and we are happy together.

dawnomike:
Wow! It's pretty cool how it all played out... Nice

Exactly... It was unexpected

When posting on social media or making wishes. Always be are of what you say or asked for.

I posted on Facebook some five years ago about what I wanted and OluwaTomiwa Ayanfe Samuel-Fakolade was the only one who responded to it. We never met then nor think about being together but today my dream comes through, incidentally with the only lady who commented.

#Internet_Truly_Never_Forgets

BIGGESThead6:
May you suffer the way those Police men that were killed, during the protest suffer. (AMIN)

No policeman was killed during the protest. Those who were killed were during looting.

Why is your brain working in reverse mode? I forgot you don't even have one

For all of you supporting the government against this lady and others...


...I have only one prayer point for you. May you experience the pains and agony families of SARS victims experience at the prime of your life.

Read Psalm 109 as that will be your portion

BIGGESThead6:
Good for her.
When Nnandi Kanu and IPOB TERRORIST instigate her to cause mayhem in Lagos, she never knew the FG will fight back.

I have only one prayer point for you. May you experience the pains and agony families of SARS victims experience at the prime of your life.

Hi DR Tolu, thanks for the great job you're doing... Please hide my I.D
I started to masturbate shortly after my SSCE examinations in 2011, and now that I'm through with my degree programmes, i still find myself in such act. I must confess that I'm an hard core masturbator. I can do it even 6 times a day and my dick will be longing for more without getting tired or weak.
It's now ridiculous that I can have sex for hours even at times without condom and nothing shakes me. The girls will be complaining that they are tired but i will feel unmoved until i masturbate,thats when I would cum. Girls now run from me cos they said I wanna kill them which is never true. It now get me to worry. What could be the cause of this? Will i be able to impregnate a girl? Will i ever release during sex? I'm 24yrs old.Help a brother... Please no insults. Thanks in anticipation.

Murder 1,2 & 3. Korean movie but I need the English version

We are not criminals, #EndSars Now

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Just as I left the hospital.

Before I got to the intersection.

They pulled before us in a black Toyota Sienna.

Blocking us from moving further.

These men.

In black and blue jeans.

And black tight t-shirts.

Heavily armed.

Sunglasses as usual.

Climbed out of the vehicle.

My driver exhaled heavily.

"These people again."

Eight men.

Two moved toward the Taxify.

Gun raised.

Cocking their rifles as though they had caught some criminals.

I sat calmly.

If you are a young man who frequents Taxify or Uber in Lagos, you'd probably get used to that embarrassment.

I had nothing with me just my phone.

And the medication I had gotten from the hospital.

I was so weak.

Massive headache.

While they approached I asked my driver.

"Who are those guys?"

"Haaa. Bros, na SARS o."

I said.

"I thought they have banned these guys?"

He looked at me.

"For wia. Na today?"

I sighed.

The two approached one on each side of the car. I kept my hands in plain sight and made no sudden moves.

One of the men shouted at my driver.

"You no go wind down? Abi you want us to beg you?"

The Taxify driver quickly hit the window button as he screamed forcing a smile.

"Aaah officer of the law no vex, sir! I throw way salute."

The one who had shouted approached my window.

I was looking away.

He shouted.

"Oga, you no dey greet person abi you no see us?"

I slowly turned my head and looked at him.

"Officer, good afternoon, sir."

"Afternoon. Who are you?"

I was about to answer.

He shouted.

"Oga, come down?!"

One of his folks standing a few steps away shouted.

"Who be dis person wey no dey hear us? Na one of those protesters? Devil go welcome am for hell now if he be one of those protesters."

He cocked his gun and approached my Taxify.

It was a lonely road.

No onlookers.

A few cars passed by the other side of the lane.

I gently got down from the car.

I greeted again.

Both of them.

"Officers, good afternoon, sir."

My driver came out and said.

"Na my passenger! I pick am from that hospital down the road."

The one who had asked me who I am shouted at him.

"Shut up! Did we ask you anything? You dey mad? Your moda!"

Then he turned to me.

"Oga, who are you?"

"My name is Kyrian Chiemelie, sir."

"What do you do? Wetin dey your pocket?"

"I am a writer, sir."

"Journalist?"

"No, sir. Author, scriptwriter, filmmaker, sir."

"Oga, wetin dey your pocket?"

"My phone, sir."

"Bring it out."

I dug out my phone.

"Unlock it."

"Why?"

The other one shouted attracting the rest, pointing his gun at him.

"You are asking us questions? Are you stupid?"

I said.

"No, sir. But none of you has the right to search my phone. I didn't do anything wrong."

One shouted, running toward us.

"Who dey yarn that rubbish? Na one of the protesters? Shoot the modafuvker!"

The other one said.

"We never know na when we search him phone we go know."

The Taxify driver said to me.

"Please, unlock your phone. You know what is going on already."

The one pointing rifle at me shouted.

Eyes widened.

Dark lips.

Unsmiling face.

"Oga, unlock your phone for the last time!"

As I used my fingerprint he snatched my phone from me immediately.

Handed it to the last folk who approached us.

He seemed to be the leader.

He started to go through my phone as he said.

"What did you say you do again?"

"I am a filmmaker, sir."

"Actor?"

I shook my head.

"Basically writing."

He looked at me.

"You look tired."

I said.

"I just dey come back from the hospital. The one down there."

"Wetin dey do you? COVID-19?"

"No, sir. Na stress and little sickness. My doctor has given me some tablets, I will be fine in a couple of days."

As he scrolled through my phone the others watched.

Gun pointed up, down. A few at me.

I remained chilled.

He asked.

"And you are not one of the end SARS protesters."

I remained silent.

One of them moved toward me as though he wanted to hit me his rifle.

I dodged.

"Oga, dey ask you, you dey ignore am."

The man said.

"Leave am. Make I see end SARS pictures on his phone first and he is gone with the gun."

I was still silent.

A few minutes later.

One said to the one with my phone.

"Oga, did you see any pictures of end SARS on his phone?"

"I never see one."

I said.

"Sir, can I go, please? There is nothing on my phone."

He looked at me.

"Are you teaching us our job?"

"Not at all, sir. But there is nothing on my phone. My doctor said I should not stand too long."

Two laughed.

"You dey tell us na. We wey no get doctor make we die. We wey dey use chamist cure our infection and malaria."

I didn't say a word.

One of them approached me and showed me some images on his phone.

Dead bodies.

Fresh corpses of youth, both male and female.

Lying by the bush.

Blood gushing from bullet wounds.

I looked at him, in fear.

He said.

"Shey dem dey shout end SARS we no dey catch anybody again o. But na make we see pictures of end SARS for person phone the person is gone. Dis ones wey you dey see so na some of the protesters o. Shey dey don die like dis? Dey will keep dying."

One shouted at him.

"Why you dey tell am this thing? Why you dey leak our secret? Do you know who he is?"

"Shey he talk say na filmmaker? He won't do anything."

Goosebumps rushed over me.

In actuality of how these guys are killing in reckless abandon.

The one with my phone said.

"I no see anything for him phone. He is free to go."

He handed my phone back to me.

I took my phone and said.

"Thank you."

As I headed back to the Taxify, a Lexus Jeep was approaching behind us.

They rushed immediately and flew it to stop.

The Taxify driver got in and we started to drive off.

While I looked behind, watching as they dragged five guys out of the car.

About three wore t-shirts.

Boldly written 'EndSARS'.

The Taxify turned right at the intersection and I couldn't see anymore.

He shouted.

"Ah. These people are in trouble."

But I heard it barely ten seconds later.

It was loud from a distance.

Pooo!

Pooo!!

Pooo!!!

Three gunshots.

.

Ikeja

Kyrian Chiemelie Offor

EndSARS!!!

Kindly help a brother who doesn't have a brother.

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firo08:
This epa again?
I hope the prophecy came through this time.
We are watching

That of Edo came to pass remember

INFORMATION NIGERIA, one of the biggest online leading news firm in Nigeria just made a big blunder by using Tinubu's picture to illustrate a message concerning Otedola.

I first thought it was Tinubu talking till I open the page and discovered it was an error.

Who can we blame for this?

This Particular Beggar has a Doctorate in Psychology

Choi

See Sense

Clap for me now

Jafar1:
Daddy freeze don buy market!!!

By the way, did the bible ask men of God to insult those against christianity

But bible says the fools should be answered according to his own folly least he thinks he is wise

solmusdesigns:
Pastors have been waiting for Daddy freeze on stupid move to counter him, and he fell

Yes but to me, I would have prefer they just ignore him totally. He's only seeking attention

The president of the first gospel drama ministry in Africa, Mike Bamiloye has also taken the turn after Pastor David Ibiyiome and Apostle Paul Eneche to shot back at Daddy Freeze in a very uncommon way by using Bible verse to buttress his point.

The controversial part is that, his scriptural backing cannot be pointed either as to other Minister's of the gospel of Daddy Freeze.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157266070556831&id=701031830

The answers to the above questions will let you know he is a false teacher, false prophet and false brother.

1. When and where did you get born again?

John 3:3
Jesus answered and said to him, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.”

Or you don't believe in new birth?

2. Who is your pastor and spiritual father?

Jesus is our father, but we all need people who we are accountable to.

1 Corinthians 4:15
For though you might have ten thousand instructors in Christ, yet you do not have many fathers; for in Christ Jesus I have begotten you through the gospel.

Who are you accountable to?

3. Where do you worship as a person at the moment. If your freeNation is not a church, Where do you fellowship as a Christian you claim to be.

Hebrews 10:25
Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as is the manner of some, but exhorting one another, and so much the more as you see the Day approaching.

4. What right do you have to call Bishop David Oyedepo a man old enough to be your Biological Father, A Bald headed fowl. Simply because you disagree with his teachings. Are you to attack Personality or to preach the gospel

5. If you are the servant of God why are you speaking against other servants of God?

Roman's 14:4
Who are you to judge another Man's servant? To his own master he stands or falls. Indeed, he will be made to stand, for God is able to make him stand.

6. Have you ever been married?
And what happened to that marriage?
What is your present marital status?

Answer these questions using the Bible as your standard.

Malachi 2:16
“For the LORD God of Israel says That He hates divorce, For it covers one’s garment with violence,” Says the LORD of hosts. “Therefore take heed to your spirit, That you do not deal treacherously.”

7. Are you working for the Kingdom of God or working for the kingdom of the devil?

If the kingdom of God, why do you present spiritual fathers in the kingdom in a bad light to the public, which other kingdom do you want to save the people into?

Have you not read, a kingdom divided against its self cannot stand.

Mark 3:24
If a kingdom is divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand.

The day you answer the above questions, is when Christians in Nigeria should see you as one of us.

For now, you remain an ANTI-CHRIST

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We are just like that
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proudly NIGERIAN.

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