Nogodye:
Congrats bro..."He who find a wife finds a good and obtain favour of the Lord" All the very best bro.

Thanks bro

I don't seems to understand your question but none of us will die or kill each other in Jesus name

LuciferKristi:
Who will kill who in this "union"?


Just a matter of time before my question is answered...

I dated a lady for almost 11years. We started dating right from Pre-Degree days at University of Ado-Ekiti. We had our ups and downs but we always get along. I celebrated her birthday here on Nairaland last year https://www.nairaland.com/3644057/celebrated-birthday-message-1

Planning to have our introduction by last year April and wedding by August, to my surprise, she broke up and blocked me on all social media without a fight or any issue. I was so heartbroken but I have to move on. She got married that same last year December and I felt like a fool.

I later met a long time Facebook friend of mine who chooses to visit me all the way from Ibadan to Bonny Island area of Rivers State for us to see for the first time. We had nice time together for the 3weeks she spent and we felt knitted. We never had sex even till date and our relationship has been second to none.

Just like a dream, I will soon be walking down the isle with the lady who risked her life to see a stranger, spent her hard earned little money, lied to her father and still remain the most humble and loyal woman I ever met.

Trust me when I say she is the best thing that ever happened to me.

I need help please.

I met a lady on facebook and we got talking both online and offline. We became knitted in love but distance seems setting us apart. She is 42 (with six kids from ex-hubby) while am 31(with no marriage and no kids)

She lived in Asaba while I based in one of the Island area of Rivers State. She came visiting on fateful Thursday and left on Saturday. We had sex three times during her visit and that was all.

We still keep in touch till the following week Friday which makes it a week she came visiting. She called me and told me she is pregnant. I was a bit happy but come to think of it, she is 42 (12years old) has 6kids (not a divorcee but separated from her ex-hubby) and authoritative woman at that.

The question here is this; Can someone be pregnant within a week and gets to know.

I asked some medical personnel and they told me its not possible. Please I need help and explanation(copied and pasted as the author sent me)

Bless God for you, where is your THANKSGIVING offering please?

GO YE INTO THE WORLD AND PREACH THE GOSPEL

A LORD CHOSEN MEMBER SPREADING THE GOSPEL

and this....

coolestofall:
It works on both male n female na.

Really! I never know. Thanks jawe

I don't need viagra before making your gf scream

Gotohellosewa:


Viagra works on you, so that you can work on the ladies

I'm hearing that for the first time

RadicallyBlunt:

Spanish fly is what I know women use and its said to be potent on dem than do Viagra on men.

RadicallyBlunt:
Spanish fly does instead.

Meaning?

On the 24th December, I went out to help a friend of mine preparing to go to village to prepare for his mothers burial the little way I can help. His girlfriend was there too and I knew she will be spending the night with him or probably they wanted traveling together but I didn't bother to ask since the lady and I are not in free talk terms.

My friend went out to get some stuff to add to his luggage and I was busy putting things in order while this lady was in the kitchen cooking. Later she stepped in and ask of his guy, I told her he went out. Immediately this lady opened her purse and brought out blue pill (Viagra) and took one.

I acted as if I didn't see anything and continued with the packing till she left for kitchen. I quickly checked the pack of what she took and Lo and Behold! it was viagra tru tru.

I know my friend is a badoo when it comes to sex as his ex as complained that he can last 2hours non-stop but I don't know ladies too uses viagra.

Someone should please help me out, does BLUE PILL works on ladies too?

chinjo:
It means he has no proper knowledge of the bible before opening his church

Check the man here in Port Harcourt, I mean the so called Pastor, he is operating an occultist group not a church. He only later turn it to church last year to modernize is occultist practice

Share your RAPE case or that of someone else and let others learn from it.

Below is the chat i have with a lady on rape

Based on my yesterday post on rape, a girl inboxed me to know if she can sue a man for rape because according to her story, she didn't consent to the sex.
Read our chat.
She: "Good evening sir, pls, I read ur update abt rape and it got me so confused. I will like to knw if I can sue for rape if a man forced his way to have sex with me without my consent? "
Me: "Yes, you can sue for rape if a man force his way on you without your consent"
She: "Thank u sir. Can I explain wht really happen to me so that u can advise me on how to go abt it?"
Me: "You're free and I'm reading."
Me: "Should in case I stopped replying you as we're chatting, just know that I'm busy. I will attend to your messages once I'm less busy."
She: "Ok. No problem sir"
She: "Abt four months ago, I met a guy on Facebook and we became close friends. He was a very nice guy to me all throughout the period of our online relationship"
Me: ".....he 'WAS' a very nice guy to you... That means he stopped being nice to during or after the relationship?"
She: "Hmmmm let me finish the story. You will understand what I mean."
Me: "It's ok. I'm reading"
She: "Somehow I and the guy started dating and exchanging nude pictures and we also had phone intimacy on several occasions. The guy is based in Abuja while am based in PH."
She: "One day, he invited me to see him at Abuja where he's based, that's after about four months of our online relationship. He paid for my flight ticket frm PH to Abuja."
Me: "Wow! This is getting interesting. Before you left PH for Abuja, was there any agreement between the two of you?"
She: "I don't understand sir"
Me: " I mean before you traveled to Abuja, did you guys discuss anything about sex or was the visit a mutual visit?"
She: "Yes, we do have phone intimacy and he always tell me how he will handle me if we see. Truth is that I know he wants to have sex with me that's why he invited me to Abuja. And I do wish same too. But what happen was that when I got to Abuja, he lodged me in an hotel. I became worried because that's not what we agreed before I left PH. I then asked him why he lodged me in an hotel instead of taking me to his house. That's when I realized he's a married man. I became so disappointed and angry. We quarried seriously that day for concealing his marital status to me. He begged me seriously to forgive him but I was too angry to look at his face. The whole love I have for him died immediately. Sir, I have not dated a married man in my life and I never wished to date one. But I was surprise he didn't tell me he was married until that day."
Me: "So all through the four months of your relationship with this man, you didn't ask him of his relationship status?"
She: "I've asked him severally but he always ignore the question with various excuses that am too inquisitive"
Me: "So what happened in the hotel"
She : "That day at the hotel when I discovered he's married, he told me he told his wife that he's traveling to Lagos for five days seminar. That means he want to spend the five days with me in the hotel. I became more angry because if am in his wife shoes, I won't be happy that another woman is spending time with my husband in an hotel room. So I told him to go back home to his wife but he refused that he had already paid for the hotel room for five days and he had packed his luggage's to be with me for five days and that he can't go home until after five days"
Me: " I'm still here reading. Just continue."
She : "Ok. So that night, after taking my bath, as I was applying cream on my body, he came to me that he want to have sex with me but I refused and we argued about it till mid night. When he realized I was serious, he respected my decision and went to bed angrily. The following day, he took me out for shopping to clam me down but I was still angry with him. In the evening, he told me he want to share the bathroom with me and I refused. He went to the bathroom and took his bath alone. After I had taken my own bath, immediately I stepped out of the bathroom, he grabbed me, and told me he will break my hand if I don't allow him to have his way. I was so scared due to rge look in his eyes. His behavior was frightening so I allowed him have his way. As he was having sex with me, I kept begging him to stop but he refused. Truth is that, I didn't consent to the sex but he forced his way and raped me. I bruised seriously in my vagina. I was crying when he was on me but he didn't stop. That night, I wasn't myself."
Me: "So what action did you take after that incident? "
She: "I couldn't do anything because I don't know anywhere in Abuja. Though, he apologized to me that night but he still repeated it again in the morning. And that was how he kept raping me till I left for PH"
Me: "So during this period where he was raping you, were you tied in the hotel room? Did you have access outside the hotel room? Why did you remain in the hotel with your rapist? Who did you inform in the hotel that you're being raped by one of their customer? Who paid for your TF back to PH?"
She: "Am confused sir. Actually, I have access outside the hotel and I do go to the pool daily to swim and we go out to the supermarket on few occasions together to buy things. But why I remained in the hotel was because I don't know anybody in Abuja and I don't have TF to take me back to PH from Abuja"
Me: "I'd tell you the truth, as long as we are in Nigeria, you can file for rape if you so wish but if what you told me is what you'd tell your lawyer or Police, you won't win the case. In fact, the Police and lawyers will laugh at you. This is because you claimed the man raped you yet, you remained with your rapist in the same hotel room for days for him to keep raping you. You can't tell me that in that hotel, there's nobody to complain to. Yet, you kept quiet and remained in the hotel with him even though you're not tied or locked in the room. You have free access to and fro the hotel yet, you still went back to the room to meet your rapist. My advise is that you should learn from this incident because you don't have a genuine case. That's the painful truth"
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Well, I had to leave other conversation to shorten the post. I asked for her permission to share and she gave me a go ahead. So friends, can this girl sue for rape?

Topestbilly:
13. Warehouse

Like you have done it there before.....Lolzzzz

6 Kinds Of joysticks You May Encounter In Your Sex Life

Woman’s sex life is full of adventures and joysticks. joysticks of different kinds depending on your man. Following are 6 kinds of joysticks you may come across in your lifetime.

Smaller joysticks
Description: To be considered medically ‘small,’ a penis has to be two standard deviations less than the average—meaning it’s just over three inches long when erect.
Fun fact: Researchers haven’t measured girth yet in any formal way, so there aren’t any established numbers floating around out there about average width, says Alukal.
Tip: Try the coital alignment technique—when his pelvic bone presses directly against a woman’s clit—to boost your pleasure.


Growers
Description: joysticks that are bigger when erect than they are flaccid.
Fun fact: An international survey found that 79 percent of men have growers.
Tip: During pre-intimacy, wrap your fingers around the base of his penis firmly. This makes him harder and (at least in theory) helps him achieve his full-size potential. (And if nothing else, it can help delay his orgasm so he can enjoy sex for longer.)


Uncircumcised joysticks
Description: The foreskin is left intact.
Fun fact: Uncircumcised men have to work a bit harder to keep it clean down there since bacteria can get trapped in the extra skin.
Tip: As the penis goes from flaccid to erect, it helps to roll back the foreskin to stimulate him more.


Curved joysticks
Description: The erect penis bends slightly to either side.
Fun fact: When flaccid, his manhood will seem pretty straight—it’s only when he gets hard that the curve appears.
Tip: Experiment and be communicative with your partner. Try as many new positions as you can, and you’ll have a better idea of what feels best for both of you.


Circumcised joysticks
Description: The skin covering the penis (a.k.a. the foreskin) has been removed.
Fun fact: This is the most common kind of penis in the United States: About 90 percent of men over 20 are circumcised.
Tip: Previous research has found that circumcised joysticks can be less sensitive than circumcised ones (since they don’t have the sensitive foreskin). But since you’re probably used to these kinds of joysticks anyway, just proceed as per usual.


Unpredictable joysticks
Description: It doesn’t always get hard when it should.
Fun fact: About 40 percent of men have joysticks that don’t always function as they should. What’s more, an unpredictable penis could actually be an indicator of a greater health problem.
Tip: If your man has penile difficulties, the most important thing you can do is be supportive. But don’t say something like, “It’s okay, I don’t care,” because you do—and he knows it. The better thing is to say is, ‘We’ll figure this out together,’ and then remind him about a week after you talk about it to schedule a doctor’s appointment. That way, he’ll know that you’re there for him—and that you want it to work just as much as he does.


Which one have you encounter before?

Vaginas Have Total 10 Types.. Which One Do You Have?

There are around total 10 types of vaginas in the world. All of them have different and shapes and characteristics. Read on to find out the type you have.

1. The super-dry vagina
So, these types of vaginas are always dry even during sex. You can’t slip into them without lubricants. They’re your life saver. Stress and tension are considered a reason for dry vaginas.

2. The one that smells kinda strong
From the total 10 types, every vagina has a certain smell. But these vaginas are kind of smells strong when their natural pH level is compromised. So, you should get yourself checked. Because better to be safe than sorry.

3. The super-tight vaginas
Super-tight vaginas can also be called virgin. They’re tight because they never go through the activity of making it loose and flexible. But it gets better with a little sexual exercise. If you know what I mean.

4. Lush and relaxed
These types of vaginas are a total opposite of tight vaginas. They’re used to sexual activities which make them wide and relaxed. It doesn’t hurt much as something slips into it.

5. The pouty one
We are all familiar to pouts nowadays. Few vaginas love selfies so much that they shape like pouts. Also, it is enjoyable for your man as it looks extremely kissable.

6. The flexible flower
Yes! Few girls really have such flexible vajajays and they perform incredible ticks with their lady bids. And they make men go crazy for them.

7. The zen maestro
Okay, so these vajayjays are so obedient to their masters. They do whatever their girl ask them to do. Therefore, those girls don’t understand the typical V problems. Lucky right?

8. A little fuzzy
Few girls prefer busy Vs because they love the way they were created. And don’t wish to fit in other people’s demands. Therefore, they keep them bushy.

9. The landscaped valley
These types of vajayjays are kept total smooth and clean. Their owners know how to maintain them. Hats off!

10. The super-small one
These types of vajayjays are a total pain in the ass. They’re too small for anything and you have to get through so much pain in order to make it a little loose and relaxed.

NwaAmaikpe:



There's nothing crazy about the places you've listed.

As for me,
The craziest place I've had sex is inside the church; right on top of the pulpit.
I did it there because of two main reasons;

1). Having sex in the church made it a holy act.
2).It was my pastor's wife.

Lips sealed

12 CRAZY PLACES TO HAVE SEX AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME

If you’re bored or just searching for some new places to enjoy with your partner then look no further! Here are some crazy places to have sex.

1. In the Shower
Having sex in a pool, lake or in open places like that sounds crazy, but it actually makes you more susceptible to UTIs and STDS—not to mention that chlorine can make condoms less effective. Yikes. But one safe place to get wet and wild is in the shower.

2. On the Stairs
Who knew you had this crazy sex spot in your home all along? May we recommend the standing doggie style? Bend over a few steps up from him so your parts are aligned and he can enter you without having to crouch. You can also have him recline on a step while you straddle him with your back to his chest. Use the step below for leverage so you can stay steady while thrusting. You can also have him reach around for a little extra stimulation. The two of you will never look at stairs the same way again.

3. On the Beach
Beach sex is just inherently romantic, which can help women really get in the mood. Women sometimes need the right atmosphere. That said, it’s probably best to lay a towel down on the sand to prevent it from getting into tricky areas. And stick to getting busy on land, since salt water can really dry out the skin in your nether regions.

4. On a Plane
Don’t worry, we’re not advocating anything that an air marshal would arrest you for doing. Joining the mile high club just got a little easier. A new company located in Las Vegas called Love Cloud offers couples the chance to do the no-pants dance while flying in a private plane above the Las Vegas strip, the Hoover Dam, and Lake Meade. The plane is tricked out with a cushy red bed and heart-shaped pillows. Maybe it’s a little cheesy, but it sure beats those tiny (and germy) airplane bathrooms. The 40-minute trip will cost you about $799.

5. Your Backyard
Getting busy in your backyard is a great way to get all the benefits of having sex outdoors and away from home—without having to worry that you’ll get caught. Plus, you can always pitch a tent so your guy can, um, pitch a tent in private.

6. At an Event
Event places are dope, whether it’s a wedding, a sporting event, or a big barbeque, there’s something about connecting during a public event that’s super hot and crazy. During an outing that has enough people to let you sneak off unnoticed, find a bathroom or closet farthest away from the crowd, to lower your chances of getting caught. After that 15 minutes together, you go back to the party with a secret that no one knows about except the two of you.

7. In the Car
Pull off to the side of a not-so-busy road, pushing back the seats (or hopping into the backseat) and steaming up those windows. Another option: Both of you can get in the driver’s seat, slide it back, and straddle him while he grabs the steering wheel for extra leverage.

8. At a Friend’s Place
The hottest place to have sex was is your friend’s apartment. Why? Because you guys have to be “nearly silent.” Being really, really quiet will make everything feel so much more urgent and hot.

9. On the Couch
Maybe you’ve covered this base already, but did you know that the living room staple could actually help you orgasm? Stacking up the cushions under your lower back makes it more likely that you’ll reach an orgasm. Or you could lean over the side for an awesome twist on the usual doggy style.

10. At a Hotel
Hotel sex is amazing because there isn’t any clean up. You can just check in and it can be all about sex. Get out of your comfort zone by doing some role-playing (you’re now officially two hot strangers on vacation). If you’re looking for something a little wilder, sex on a private hotel balcony is super hot—you know, if it’s actually private. No one knows you, it’s dark, you can look over the city, and you’re still close to your room.

11. In Front of a Mirror
Consider this the easiest sex tweak ever. Doing it doggy style in front of a mirror is a huge turn on because you can see how into it you and your partner are.

12. In The Lift
“I went to Vegas with a guy I was dating, but we hadn’t hooked up yet. The first night, the tension was insane, so we headed back to his room—but we didn’t even make it upstairs. We got it on in the elevator! It was all well and good and exciting…until I remembered there are cameras in those things! No regrets, though. I’d do it all over again”.

Which one have you tried before? Be sincere

I've had such experience too 1n Dec 2014. A married woman from Owerri to PH too but we didn't do anything like sex. She got angry because I told her I don't do married women and I haven't seen her chat since then

Ladies Say's letting a Baby to suck your breast is a form of Sexual Act; some say its Child Molestation !!! As for me I don't understand this world anymore, can a lady explain why��

I have been having series of heartbreak from all these bulk sms platform and I really need one badly. Can anyone help me with a reliable one?

I can be reach on 08030834800

Can you help me give this hairstyle a name?

April 11th, Don't I have a birthday mate here?

Please alert their relatives�

Which city is this? Some people are saying it is Enugu...

1. E.A.ADEBOYE: Humility is not stupidity or mediocrity. You can live in humility,purity and prosperity at the same time._

2. W.F.KUMUYI: Holiness is not a big deal but the real deal. And holiness is never an excuse for poverty. You can be richly holy._

3. DAVID O OYEDEPO: Faith is a risk you must continue to take if you must continue to be a burden to none and a lift to others._

4. DR. D.K. OLUKOYA: In the school of destiny discovery, recovery and fulfilment, everyone is a fighter, consciously or unconsciously. You have to fight against something if you must be anything in life._

5. PAUL ENENCHE: You don't have to be big in stature to dare big project. You don't need a big stature to make big impact. All you need is God's grace, big heart and right mentality.

A whooping atleast $100million to be made by Floyd maywhether and Conor McGregor each in just a fight of or less than 36 minutes.......
And some yoruba's keep saying *ija o dola* (fight doesn't bring wealth)

Shoro ni yen?

I stumbled on this wedding invitation and can't imagine how the graphic designer will laugh before even finishing the work.

Give us your word too

Still on Transfer market, the latest and hottest strikers,which club wants buy for £200million.. Manchester United?? Arsenal?

Can anyone explain what can be wrong here?