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MUMU EFCC NA CHIEF MBAKA GET TRADEMORE DE MAN IS NOT ANY DAMN POLITICIAN SO MAKE UNA GO TENDER APOLOGY ASAP BEFORE HE SUE UNA PAPA.

Confirmedzombie:
It is finished. I am sure all those bashing me will now realise why i have been calling for Total lockdown for two months.

Now our eyes are open and we can now see that we are in trouble.

I call on all Nigerians to embark on a total stay at home for two months. Let us stock our homes fully and remain indoors. Govt should shutdown the economy for two months.

It is with this measures that we will defeat this deadly virus

I call on all Nigerians to rise up to their voices and pressure the govt to lockdown all states for two months.

A trial will convince us.

You have money in your account and food in your house and you think that all Nigerian is life you abi?

After working for years at very old age they still have to protest for pensions, so what prove do you have to show that Nigeria is not a failed nation?. And some bastards in abj are ridding G Wagon and buying luxurious properties for there whores with pensioners money.

Babe asked me few days ago if I would like make she born picking for me before we get married... for my mind I say see this one o e be like say you wan make I leave you jaa be that

shilenji:
I dont understand anything here. What does the plate signify?

Poverty

Laugh no go kill me o naija nawa o

Same circular concept with ABSU. Even the faculty of law. Same plan with ABSU old faculty of law front view the school is not bad but I bet you ABSU is way beautiful than this school in terms of greenery and landscape plan.

ValCon888:
This OP is lucky. She has not met a guy that will check her pant to see if she's on her period.

This guy must be a Gongo

1Sharon:
Lol you dropped out?

No... I just really needed time for myself the frustration was damn much

1Sharon:
She is. A Nigerian girl went through something similar and killed herself

I swear nah why the wan frustrate me for ABSU that year I just leave then jaa for the main time.

This is how our useless school system frustrate youths and and at times they end giving up or even committing suicide... Why can't they have an alternative like rewriting the course as carryover and the guy continues with his studies. Just try and meet a lecturer close to you and discuss the whole matter there must be a way out.

Abeg my what are they saying about this lockdown? Will it stop tomorrow? Will everything just start normally again by tomorrow that's my concern as for this audio corona mata I son taya for house jor

The guy is good.

Or11:
Don't attempt to eat that antelope if it's not too late already

Venom if eaten is nutritious but if injected is dangerous dig that bro

TheFacelessMan:


I once jumped out of a plane (not a jet) without a parachute...

Abeg who give this guy Colorado smoke

I taya for some girls abeg... When I started reading your lines I thought it's my girlfriend that wrote that because we had almost same issue today just read mine.

Lockdown affected by job bitterly I spent almost all the cash on my savings account within few weeks apart from my fixed, when we left home she really supported me infact she spent times 3. On our coming back we work separate places. This morning around 10 she called to remind me of her birthday which I know is next week she asked what will I give her I openly told her that I don't have money now and I have her in mind but if money comes before then I must get her a gift but if it doesn't I can't kill myself. This afternoon God just did it and I cashed out... up till now I haven't called her to tell her I got some money or something I kept it for myself because I know what's on my mind... Note July is my birthday. I'm the kind that will never do teaching jobs because my both parents are teachers and I have my reasons for that. So babe your guy is not lazy he might have some side hustle that gets him cool cash more than the teaching job. And he might have a surprise for you don't just run into the conclusion of breaking up your relationship because of ordinary birthday surprise unless you're fed up and have other cogent reason's.

So no single fire service station around there May God help them.

Nyamve1:
I dnt get it, at the age of 22 hmmmm, kids of nowadays, when i was at ur age their was noting like that ever cross my mind, even in my school days i was the must quiet person yet the must brilliant. I dnt blame, i rather blame the society

Oga stop claiming akada... Look at lot's of grammatical errors you just made on such a short comment

That year when I de enter ogbogono go buy thing for uncle Ikenna. RIP big bro heal our world oh God

Exc2000:



see him criminal face, how would Cynthia Morgan owe you $40 million dollars, or whoping N16 billion naira( even Davido no dey shout 30 billion for the account again)... when no be say Cynthia Morgan na Oil lisence or Oil Rig for rivers state, wey she go owe you $40million.... Na the Childish Tunde EggBuns them fit use spread this kin $40m lies

how can someone ask you to clearify if you kept your artist in the BQ and made him sleep on a carton with other domestic staff, make him ghost write for PSquare without any credit or financial gain and you smartly dodged the question by claiming to spent $100,000 on him and he demanded to have a house in Lekki and a car, why not answer the question in a straight forward manner

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Bro you are wise... Most of this Igbo big boys are heartless nah so I hustle under one unfortunately at the end of the day he chop my money still get mind throw me out of his house but I thank God for everything shaa.

DaddyOpe:
Yes I see the green icon beside some profiles. I will update you sir.

Thanks a lot

How did you get the bitcoin for the registration bro abeg help a brother. I don download the app but they say make I pay with bitcoin.

Happy birthday to the cute kids... But why the boys come dey taller I think say nah girls grow faster

festacman:
Hilarious but insightful and practical.
A position no man should be in but a position many men are currently in.

Humility, wisdom and respect for the 'constituted authority' (missus) are necessary for one's sanity

Blessed are men who provide for their families for you shall have food and sex served hot by smiling wife.

You're wise bro.

kizwid:
werey, come carry ma own leg walk na .
man up, e don happen to you be dah. as a nigur, take all the necessary evidence, keep it to ya self. continue to de enjoy ur sex life with ya till the day her pussy tire you then release the evidence

This guy rugged

You de complain say guy man de give you 1k or 2k you no go thank your God no be your mate the change there guy life abi if you do am you go die... Ask de nigga what he wants I advice you there are Millon's of ladies better than you that will thank there God and grab that your guy with him 9k salary. He even get mob abeg tell your village people say e no go work invest more in yourself and always encourage your guy rather than fighting him... He is even a very nice guy if nah my kind person whe no like fight I for don leave you japa since.

The only thing you have to do when visiting your partners family is have money have money have too much money... Over.

Maadoo:
Beautiful... but I wish our roads can be 3lanes on both sides. I think two lanes roads are outdated and with growing population and cars in our roads, there will be need for expansion in the future, hence they should just construct it from the get go? Because having to expand the roads in the future will mean destruction of houses, payment of compensations etc, like we saw when Rochas tried to expand those in owerri, even though the roads are substandard.

You're so futuristic
It seems you read town planning because you made a big point on population focast and advancement.

Prodigee:
As long as it's effective, make we try am. But make our elite dem drink am first

This guy no get joy

He was trying to avoid USA sanctions on Nigeria and he still starched some of the money in USA banks ... Anyway my father said that once you noticed that an old man is lying to you in a story you should just keep nodding your head.