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PunkyV:
I hear you. Maybe try some self-help books. IDK. I wish I could help but I also understand that it's a very complex issue that doesnt just disappear overnight. Good luck.

jeloser:
My name is Oyinlola, I have
been dating Dayo for over 5 months and he
doesn't provide my needs. He only gives me
when i demand so much for a particular thing.
I told him i was no longer interested because
he didn't make any impact in my life since I
met him, I still felt alone because i took care
of all my needs myself. He pleaded with me
that he is not a stingy man that I can get
another man to date and get my daily needs
from.
I found this guy from my village, I think I love
him as he provides my needs but I had told
this my new guy that Dayo is my brother, so
he allows me to visit Dayo every Friday and
return on Monday.
Did i mention that i started living with this my
new boyfriend.
One day Dayo stayed with us over the
weekend, my boyfriend said he should
continue to stay with us and i was happy. God
knows i was only trying to see if I can marry
any of them.
And truthfully speaking, we never made love in
the house, if we had to do anything, I and
Dayo either go to the hotel or his house.
Where my dilemma started was the night Dayo
slept over in our house. We were all at the
balcony when my new boyfriend said he was
going in to sleep, so I told him I will join him
later , then after 30 minutes of discussing at
the balcony with Dayo I went in to sleep but
forgot to close the door.
Aunty I can't explain what came over Dayo, he
came in to the room, stabbed my new
boyfriend in the chest, I woke up and screened,
he cut me a bit with the knife.
So I manage to run out of the house, It was
my neighbor that gave me cloth to wear. As
we speak I think he is dead, this happened on
Monday. I don't know the where about of
Dayo, but i am putting up with my friend in
Festac.
Please what do you advice me to do?
My parents are not aware of this yet and I
don't know if the police is aware
already....Please tell me what to do, I am in
distress! cc.finalboss https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1159202494098160&id=555746311110451&refid=7&ref=mobile_page_admin_panel&l_ft_=qid.6286375788992244459%3Amf_story_key.7163234939569039401&__tn__=%2As

PunkyV:
Well, you came across like you were proud of your dysfunction. Sorry if that's not the case. I'll be lying if I say I have any useful tips. Still trying to figure it out myself. Seeing a shrink might help

dotmanz:
Love is a game for the toddlers, in this type of game, all eyez are widely opened, looking for all opportunity to condemn or even breakup.. They call it, take no shit. But Marriage is for matured men, they keep one eyez open and close one so as not to see all shortcomings of their partner. They love with all their minds without expecting equal return. They call it sacrifice. The programme their minds to love whoever God brings their ways with tolerance and understanding..

Tomjazzy2:
You simply see women as an object of sexual satisfaction.

You have to first expunge your mind of such bais before you can experience any thing close to a real relationship

PunkyV:
Oh, gotta love how misery loves company Grow up! All of us have "issues" when it comes to relationships. I'm a female but I also get the same fears when people get too close & end up sabotaging. What you should do is learn how to better yourself & overcome some of your attachment issues before you end up a bitter, lonely old man with a cat on your lap. My 2c.

olarhtunji:
like say u don Sabi wetin I wan ask...

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8E35EF]*Why?
If the question was directed at men on the type of booty an breast they liked there'd be no issues
I know, I've seen the threads an they provided pics for visual
an some asked women to indentify which they where

....op did none of that but asked what pleased a woman

is he more "demented" than them[/color]

dhenri:
reali. that means u will like mi.lolzzz

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8E35EF]Truth an everyone would be OK with it.
You see the double standard
Now to rebel!

I don't want it small
I'be never experienced it before an I want my first time ta be with a man that's well endowed

Oooh, I just broke the what makes a proper Lady rules an I like it!!! [/color]

Laveda:
The voice sounds fake huh?

dhenri:
na wow oh dey nor wan talk oh

kYjelly2:
I just loaded some airtime on my etisalat and I got this notification, asking me if I want to get 50mb of data and 900 naira to call any network, all for just 300 naira.

That is a deal men!! Here I have been, blowing 1k after 1k credit, when I could just have signed up for this plan.

I know the data isn't much, but I have unlimited internet, so I just need calls and boy, this is a sweet deal.

So if I load 1k now, I can just use tiny 300 naira to get 900 naira, just like that, awesome!!

I just feel like I've made a huge discovery.

Next would be to find where they have a deal on petrol, like 50 naira/liter anything is possible!

JigsawKillah:
You def coming to speak grammars... I'm coming with big llamas... how you wanna play, soldier?
Wanna be amusin' with words?
The shots I'm Dischargin' Hack witted like it's Case Over
(Discharge and Acquitted)

Play your part, cause as soon as we blew the whistle
The blast come... You defy the last Don, I'll be Crucifisso
Nigga you be Dante, I'm the prof, you; estudiante
Nigga scrambling for words like you need dico

nigga be running his fingers till my mofo spot him
he tries running, like he got coke on him, and the popo stopped him
gats drawn... it's either the 2-2 or the 4-4 got him
body gets carved and placed in a box; photoshopping

Gun Bar King...bow down to this Fifth Holder
Dark gettin' popped with Transparent Cans like Teem Soda
You're sick? Hope In Vain, I'm worst than Ebola
Blow off your knees, drop it on your head, that is Yoga!

you gon' get baptized when gunmen spray
shots lifts this nigga's soul to heaven like it's judgment day

you think yourself as a freedom fighter who deserved a self accclaimed medallion
nigga feeling like Gattuso, leading a failed(field) rebellion

you come with your squad, it's gon be a large genocide, like I'm in Rwanda
see what I got D: AR, K, Rebel again, you getting stretched on the field; Patrick Muamba

See I got your name spelt out? take flight pûnk, or get your brains shelled out
This bîtch tight? He getting sodomised with big guns, it's only right the dame yell out

tell this nigga worship me, 'cause he ain't getting saved from these clips
if Dark Objects, he getting burnt, like I'm tryna change religion

you wanna be salty, you gon' get the heat, that's desalination
the gat will get your caps spilled, that's DeCAPitation

if I catch your chick, you gon' meet her pûssy wrapped in different segments
'cause she gon' get a big Tommy... and she ain't even pregnant

this ebony guy is getting Dark skinned, every bar's mean
your auntie cheap, the Coco bought her, she gave heads for small cream
twin berettas for your uncle, I'm letting all ring
check my bio, clear...I'm blacking out every Dark's kin
(bioclear, dark skin, cocoa butter)

if these people don't feel your verse, it's cause they not feeling the criminals
sauron bit only end lines, had them rebuilt, and they still feeling lyrical
you took a trend that looked to end and you bit 2 whole verses!
picture Lucien after the serum... your bite practically kills The Originals

for claiming to be what you not, in my hood, niggas lose they head for that shît
you will get your tongue blew(blue)... like a refnol addict

someone asked me, what is Darkrebel like? i replied "that guy is straight garbage
he lied about tàshamania being his GF, just to claim mannish
could've been the most respected Nairalander but stealing got his image tarnished
and worst off, the dingbàt indulges in gay marriage"

don't tell me you didn't know Nneka123 was a guy? who else would wanna date you?
you skinny cóck sûcking côck hûmping dog fûcking underaged fóol



https://www.nairaland.com/2410370/nneka123-weds-darkrebel
https://www.nairaland.com/3070069/meet-2017-miss-nairaland/4#45103846

Totfulguy:
Please lets know when you arrive at Kenchicken. Na dia you go fit know wetin dey happen for Naija?

obongitiad:
Oya lets convert dia minimum wage to dollars and see, haha.

At N200 to a dollar:

Venezuela - $478.195.

Kuwait - $807.305.

Saudi Arabia - $496.185.

Iran - $432.925.

Qatar - $506.25

UAE - $1086.81.

Algeria - $279.785.

Libya - $119.065.

Iraq - $129.065.

Damn! Dis guys are broke men

OP dis ya post dey like Fayose kind of mumu argument. Are u a Fayose disciple? Becos Fayose sabi come up with dis kind yeye talk

OP, can you live in Dubai with $1,000 per month? How much you go pay for rent, nepa, food, etc.

Mbok dont make me laff oh


COUNTRY - POPULATION(2013)
1. Venezuela - 30.41 million.
2. Kuwait - 3.369 million
3. Saudi Arabia - 28.83 million
4. Iran - 77.45 million
5. Qatar - 2.169 million
6. UAE - 9.346 million
7. Algeria - 39.21 million
8. Libya - 6.202 million
9. Iraq - 33.42 million

Oya compare dis one too na? blike say u no knw wetin $1000.....dats a lot of fvcking money and it can serve you more dan month even if ur frivolous......wot r u saying?

ethene:
Na fertility doctor u no see the concussion on top the table? The woman de find pikin.

ChangeIsCostant:
This is very shameless of her...not even talking about the embarrassing act itself but washing her dirty linen in public for the whole world to see. According to this woman, she has been having sex with her own very son whom she also conceived a baby for last year when he was just 14 years old. . The woman was even proud to post the shocker on Facebook to the surprise of all. The boy now doubles as a son and a dad....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/04/i-had-sex-with-my-15-year-old-son-after.html

joa2013:
I met a lady who I later found out is married on Facebook, we have been chatting since October 2014 but met eye to eye in July 2015 in Ile-Ife. She came to collect her degree certificate and I used the opportunity to check on my younger brother at OAU. She lives in Ibadan while I live in Akure. She is very beautiful but looked a bit shy and worried. I tried to be nice to her and to be a real friend. I liked to date her but concealed my intention at first so as to know who she really is and what she wanted from me. We see once in a while until February 2016 when I travelled to Ibadan for a business transaction. I called to tell her I'm in town and she came to where I was to say hi as usual. She waited all through my transaction at Challenge, after the whole thing I drove her to her house bus stop while on my way back to my base. She held to my hand and gave me one sexy look, l got the message immediately and drove to a nearby guest house where we had one of the greatest Bleep l ever had. She told me she is married with 2 kids after the episode but that her hubby had little or no time for her since she is a second wife. It baffled me that such a young and beautiful girl could agree to be a second wife in this time and age. I have bleeped her three more times in February and March, intact each time I'm in Ibadan which is once in about two weeks. l love to stop it but she cried when l mentioned it to her. She's even been begging to help raise money for my feed distributorship trade. l don't really know what to do. I'm going to Ibadan this morning again, I didn't tell her really but she has been on my neck since Saturday, wanting to know when I'm coming. She even said that the first amount of N700k is ready, asking that l send my account details for transfer. This is a big dillema for me. I don't really know how to get over this, she cries anytime l don't pick her call or switch off my phone to prevent her from calling me.
MY WIFE WILL KILL HERSELF IF SHE FOUND OUT, though she has never doubted me or been suspicious of my dealings.