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Crime / Re: Lady Slaps Man On ATM Queue. He Walks Away by doskie(m): 5:06pm On May 24, 2018
Akinwale1424:
Na To Give Her Last Respect By {Standing For 50 Seconds} Life Goes On
lol. but then you go to jail naw. no worth am abeg. free the witch she dey go. she go slap soldier one day
Crime / Re: Lady Slaps Man On ATM Queue. He Walks Away by doskie(m): 12:03pm On May 24, 2018
ladygudhead:
Lol the girl slap for fit still kill the guy na...or you don't think so? and it was even '2 times' slap.hahahhahaa!
okay. so what if he slapped her back and she slumped and died.
Crime / Re: Lady Slaps Man On ATM Queue. He Walks Away by doskie(m): 10:09pm On May 23, 2018
donstan18:
It's one thing for a man to fight a lady and everything gets settled, and it's another thing for a man to apply SILENCE to keep the lady unsettled.

Being unpredictable to ladies in such cases is awesome, it'll even be more awesome and strange if you kneel before them and apologize for being slapped.

But one thing we must understand is; The silence of a stranger is one of the mysterious and hardest code to decode, because the only woman a man can totally forgive and ignore in such cases is his wife, mum or sister. Just them.

With that said; If a woman can support the man's act, she should also learn how to ignore and play silent when beaten by a man.
besides its better to take a slap and walk free than revenge, kill her and end up in jail. if she falls down there, even the people jeering at him when she slapped him will be the first to shift and leave him with the police.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Replies Kemi Olunloyo, Shows Her Bare Baby Bump (Pictures) by doskie(m): 5:20pm On May 23, 2018
linda hide your tummy. i dont want to hear village people did this or that ooh
Health / Re: Doctors Operate On Woman 21 Times, Set To Conduct The 22nd Surgery. Photo by doskie(m): 2:11pm On May 23, 2018
goslowgoslow:
Nairalander na title?
no. why?
Health / Re: Doctors Operate On Woman 21 Times, Set To Conduct The 22nd Surgery. Photo by doskie(m): 5:24am On May 23, 2018
Godhead4:


Or they don't know what is nwaamaikpe
even if they dont know it(the animal), atleast they can see the statement "nwaamaikpe be like"...
that shows whatever is written thereafter represents the opinion of someone other than the writer.

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Health / Re: Doctors Operate On Woman 21 Times, Set To Conduct The 22nd Surgery. Photo by doskie(m): 12:50am On May 23, 2018
ngwababe:



Make una dey read with small understanding bikonu!
i just tire. many of them just jumping to attack before understanding

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Health / Re: Doctors Operate On Woman 21 Times, Set To Conduct The 22nd Surgery. Photo by doskie(m): 12:49am On May 23, 2018
Jessyjack:


you think everything is for fun.... you sure don't know what she is going through.... I pray you don't find yourself in such a situation.... you will cry to God and He will remind you of this day..... intestinal obstruction is a killer and not a physical problem because doctors themselves don't know how and why it happens... I'm a survivor of it and I can tell you,only God can intervene... you need Jesus my dear and finally, being foolish doesn't make one funny...
read the post again and understand before attacking. understand what the person wrote first

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Health / Re: Doctors Operate On Woman 21 Times, Set To Conduct The 22nd Surgery. Photo by doskie(m): 12:47am On May 23, 2018
goslowgoslow:

I have seen so many stupid, foolish and useless people in my life but yours is extraordinary. You don't deserve to be alive. Oloriburuku, omo ale, disgusting person.
are you a nairalander at all?

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Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Gifts His Daughter A $5 Million Gift For Her 18th Birthday by doskie(m): 7:32am On May 22, 2018
as short as floyd is he is still far taller than her
Romance / Re: Angela Nwosu Smoking: "I Am Not A Wife Material, I Am Not A Feminist" by doskie(m): 11:18pm On May 21, 2018
oga you are alone oh. i brush everyday and bathing without soap irritates me.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji’s Public Statement On Her Pregnancy by doskie(m): 4:35pm On May 21, 2018
who is the dad
Travel / Re: Good Reasons To Consider Flying First Class by doskie(m): 12:54pm On May 20, 2018
Geofavor:
Good points. But, free food and drinks?

Did I board the plane free of charge? Come, be careful!

Anyway, I don't think there's anybody who wouldn't prefer a first class. "Na condition make kayray fish bend"
egg zakly

sometimes people take first class because thats the only option left, and they must follow that very plane comot based on logistics. no be say i go just carry book first class for food.
Politics / Re: Police Launch Manhunt For Reporter Who Shared IGP Idris’ 'Transmission' Video by doskie(m): 8:24pm On May 19, 2018
anything wey go make dem catch that guy ehn, he go hate the day wey dem born am.
Family / Re: Man Divorces Wife Born With No Vagina (Photos) by doskie(m): 10:16pm On Aug 04, 2017
dayleke:
But where is d mother penetrating?
thats the question. and was it possible that westerners totally abstained from sex before marriage? even at that, certain kind of discussion will raise curiosity.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-ekeinde Hosts Dangote, Otedola, Donald Duke, Others (photos) by doskie(m): 6:46pm On Aug 04, 2017
Divay22:
Look at their simple dressing.
Their is different between rich and wealthy
so na you talk say english language no go survive abi?
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-ekeinde Hosts Dangote, Otedola, Donald Duke, Others (photos) by doskie(m): 6:40pm On Aug 04, 2017
omotola na wa oohhh


you don constitute tire.


only you one! you gather the full african dons put for one palour.

you strong abeg! who go fit do am. dangote and otedola no talk say dem busy oh, dem fall out upon command wen you give. i hail i hail i hail.

when you finally old you go tell your grand kids story dem go hail dia g-mama.

you too fine joor. carry go!!!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Who Proposed To His Kenyan Bride At The Eiffell Tower by doskie(m): 3:17pm On Aug 04, 2017
pocohantas:
Cute pictures.

...but why is she astonished?
After years of prick administration, was she expecting a burial invitation? See ehn, all these endtime guys, if you test or taste, you must buy it! Because if everybody keeps tasting me like boiled groundnut without buying, I will go home with empty tray angry angry

I am noticing a trend of older brides...nice smiley smiley
see ehn?

lets get married next week saturday.
what dyou think
Religion / Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by doskie(m): 1:20pm On Aug 04, 2017
HarunaWest:

Oga this your bragging, please no carry yourself go try Igbirra, Igala or Nupe people oooo.. Especially the very diabolic ones,. Ave seen where they slapped a dude in kogi, he start dey chop grass like goat LIVE its not a film trick... VOODOO is real better just live a lowkey life and avoid trouble..... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
leave him. i use to doubt very well before till i served in ijebu land. there is definitely more to life than meet the eyes. human mind and eyes cannot grasp everything that happens in this world.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For The Nigerian Bottling Company Graduate Management Trainee Program 2017 by doskie(m): 1:09pm On Aug 04, 2017
dotun365:
lool na hunger go kill us
haba how naaa
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For The Nigerian Bottling Company Graduate Management Trainee Program 2017 by doskie(m): 11:21am On Aug 04, 2017
all graduates with 2.2 should abandon their product
Crime / Re: Mom Whose Two Kids Were Abducted By Apprentice Has Attempted Suicide 3 Times by doskie(m): 11:01am On Aug 04, 2017
the people who put this woman through this kind of horrible pains in life, when God punishes them, they will wish they were never created in the first place

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Romance / Re: When Was The First Time You Kiss A Lady Or A Guy? by doskie(m): 9:42am On Aug 04, 2017
loll... i remember the night. i never really cared about kisses though. i didnt know the girl wanted it. i was so naive. then when i got home, i saw a text message from her saying she almost kissed me. im like... whoaaaar.... why didnt you do it then.
so the next day, its like sure banker, kisses gon go down. i didnt know how to do it.
then ...... ohhh this people will ban me if i go on
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce And Jay Z $90Million Home (Photos) by doskie(m): 6:15am On Aug 04, 2017
dude is growing old though
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Found Dead In His Apartment In Asia After Weeks Of Missing(pics) by doskie(m): 6:06am On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

He is lucky,


Some of his mates in Achara Layout do not even own an international passport,
Let alone entering a plane,
Let alone leaving the shores of Nigeria,
Not to even talk of dying in the white man's land.

He came, he saw, he was conquered!
it is only a stupid cow that celebrates the prospect of been taken to a beautiful abattoir.
Religion / Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by doskie(m): 10:11pm On Aug 03, 2017
Adiwana:

i can go on and on telling you about incidences,personal experience(Not told or hersay) but whatever i tell you/you are going to be told is going to be worthless cos your mind is made up.The only thing that can convince you is experience
but why dont whites do it. why is common among africans
Religion / Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by doskie(m): 10:05pm On Aug 03, 2017
seXytOhbAd:
Juju/voodoo/jazz whatever you want to call it DOES NOT WORK! IF IT DID, we won't have been colonized by the British. The only thing that works is our fear of the unknown and our love for money.

Ever wonder why babalawo never enter forbes top 10,000 list? grin
what about yahoo plus guys.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Those That The Right Hand Posses by doskie(m): 9:45pm On Aug 03, 2017
AlBaqir:


# Those "your right hands possess" are the slaves acquired during war. However, there are few options on it. You can check this thread for details:
www.nairaland.com/3186021/he-left-islam-because-ayah


# There are no slaves today except you create one for yourself like the ISIS do. It is in "Jihad" rules and regulations that once "mujahideen" conquer a place, captured men are to be killed or set free based on certain conditions. And absolutely, their women become slaves.
That is bitter truth from "Scholar's books of jurisprudence".

# Absolutely, your house help is not "someone your right hand possess".

# If I may ask, is your wife not enough for you? If she's not, you have chance of marrying up to 4 wives.




# As you have rightly observed, temporary marriage was rampant in the history of past Muslims. Islam established it on strict condition(s).

# The difference between Muslims on the topic is however whether the practice was later abrogated/forbidden by the Prophet or not. But the fact is plenty of sahabah used to practice it after the demise of the Prophet.

# The question is whatever makes it allowed in the past, is that condition/problem no longer exist today?


# The genesis of the establishment of Temporary marriage was that some sahabah were not able to cope without sex on a long term expedition. Do we have same today? A good example is a soldier on an x years mission in a foreign land, far away from his wife(s).


# Whichever way it is, I in line with my school of thought believe temporary marriage is allowed in Islam. Unfortunately, it has been greatly abused where it is being practised. But that doesn't make it "forbidden".


# Advice: Its not a marriage reasonable for youths. In fact, it is forbidden for virgin to engage in it. It is only allowed for independent women, divorcee. For married men with your wife(s) within your reach, its forbidden. There are evidences for these few points in both Sunni-Shia books.





# Nikkah is possible at anytime. Islamic rulings on Nikkah makes it the easiest thing to do. Unfortunately, the societal and western influence make marriage a high mountain difficult to climb. The choice is yours: go Islamic or go social.

# You avoid Zina by keeping yourself away from opposite sex. Interestingly, one of the reasons why marriage is designed is avoidance of illegal sex (Zina) but the truth is, marriage doesn't stop one from committing Zina. Fear of God, weighing the possible consequence(s), moving far away from possible cause(s) of Zina etc are some of ways Zina can be avoided.


# There's nothing better than marriage on time, with the right person/spouse. May Allah makes it easy for the bachelors and spinsters.

Wa salam alaykum
lovely response with so much clarity. thanks a lot.
Celebrities / Re: Man That Took Hushpuppi As His Role Model (Photo) by doskie(m): 7:47pm On Aug 03, 2017
who knows. hushpupu may look for him and dash him somthing
Islam for Muslims / Those That The Right Hand Posses by doskie(m): 6:24pm On Aug 03, 2017
salam. i have always wanted to know the description or what set of qualities characterise the other category of persons whom a muslim is permitted to sleep with according to the verses of the quran that says "ao ma malak aiy ma nuhum"
suratul muminun for instance.

who are those that our right hand posses in this modern world? are they slaves? are they house helps?

does islam condemn that prostitutes are patronised?

what is temporal marriage that the people of old use to indulge in, and what can it be likened to in present times.

how can one totally avoid zina when nikkah is impossible.
Romance / Re: Would You Lose Your Virginity For N2M? Nigerians React by doskie(m): 5:30pm On Aug 03, 2017
MiaB:
I won't lose it for 2 million
my v card is priceless .
that moment when you turn down 2 billion naira offer for it and then on your way home, armed robbers beat you and rape you for free lol.

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Food / Re: Top Five Tasty Nigerian Soups For Tourists by doskie(m): 5:23pm On Aug 03, 2017
Henryyy:
For real? No Egusi?
dont mind them. no ogbono, no groundnut soup

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