₦airaland Forum

kayc0:
Ah.. Sometimes I just feel sorry for ladies. They are just too vulnerable. Hence they fall into wrong hands. This is wickedness.

na wa oh. girlfriend kwa. who will look at thia mans face and even auapect he can kill a rat. nigerians and quick money mentality.

that was how plane was already moving one day and i was running and shouting wait wait wait... then one mumu woman searched my bag, seized perfume, my screwdrivers, plier, cutter and spanner saying i should thrash them. i said ok in lasisis voice. next thing i saw her hand going to my meter. meter that can read frequency. meter of 11k. na im i shout madam watin!!! kilo worry eh?

victorian:
Starve you of sex indeed.

Pay her dowry, do needful and u will have enough sex than u bargained for.


She's smart I will say. Before you suck all the nutrients out from her body and widen her pussyyy like borehole, then after 4years , you will open another thread : please how do I break up with my clingy gf, without hurting her feelings. I want to move on.

loool

zeemahn:
Retinoscope, Ophthalmoscope, Phoroptor

a witch? or.... optician cos i see something retina

idesylvester:
RTG (Rubber Gantry Crane)< EH (Empty Handler), RS (Reach stacker), (MHC) MOBILE CRANE...

hmmm.... this one na undertaker oh

destindd:
It is gonna be fun
Drop 3 equipments of your work and let somebody guess your job
Mine Laptop, Ethernet cable, Crimping tool
Source:destindd

network engineer

Olalan:
Hmmmm, this one na serious case......May we never marry the wrong person cause it's hell on earth

my brother im scared of this marriage thing oh

RanayP:
From the "Street" to "Stardom" to "Police Cell"

to jail

Olufemiolaolu:
He has ruined himself. Foolish boy

honestly. police don use am shine now. watin confra do for am

MasterRahl:


This country has so many problems. But we can't kill ourselves. With N200, one can get some fried yams with eggs and chilled Pepsi.

is a liee
where?

ipobarethieves:
nah to respray that one and ship it to obodo Naija with cooked up lies likeAccident free,1st body,chill Ac, etc.price 3.5 milla

my brother, that car you see na american spec oh. e go pass 3.5m

kaluxy007:
wow!
it's during semester break that I can have chance

like how much would they charge for the training

cant remember. its not expensive as such sha. like 37k per course. at most 120k for everything

kaluxy007:
Wow 2012
Thanks for the advice boss

I was given Environmental management and Toxicology after 5jambs cos I was chasing Medicine
Actually I'm considering automobile mechanic or tilling, I've seen how those tillers work and their work is usually fast and one won't wear out like in the case of bricklaying

dont learn the normal tilling only. its going out of fashion. theres a new type called 3d tilling. visit www.frangipani group.com to see pictures. they train people for it in lagos. guy... during ASUU strike or holiday, razzle your papa for the money go learn that thing. i guarantee you will easily get contracts in many upcoming locations like lekki in lagos. the training is three weeks or so, but very effective. please dont change your mind! go for it!!! i want to see you in 2023 billionaires meeting giving your speech!!!

but guy abeg if you reach the meeting keep seat for me.

kaluxy007:
I'm considering school hostel for now till I'm done paying all necessary fees

when money dey I go find off campus hostel

. hmm. correct guy.
i assume say five years na engineering be that.

make sure say you learn a skill within that five years. no form oh. i was a generator repairer as a student in ekosodin and i dey repair some of my mates gen sef. i also learn solar installation and na watin i take survive for 4 years after school before i get fed job. i still dey run am till now as side husstle. infact, the man wey give me this job link, how i take sabi am. na solar i go install for his house for kaduna. so i advice you... save money, focus, learn skill just so you fit hold change before nysc. no join cult oooh. e no dey pay. yahoo sef na wahala for head. nothing pass legit husstle.

i fit later send you small change sha... based on juinior brother level. (graduated from elect/elect dept in 2012)but not this year... from next year. remind me.

kaluxy007:
yes

ekosodin?

AryEmber:
Which one is 'single for Alhaji' abeg?

that one naa.

you don forget?

kaluxy007:
We wey wan go stay there for 5yrs nko

uniben

NLModsAreStupud:
no be small thing oh. Occultism and killing na order of the day for that ancient city.

hmmm.
the last time i went home, you need to see active men for my street just gather one corner dey drink beer dey observe people. if i land for benin airport i no dey go house direct, na mosque or hotel first. because even the cab man i no fit trust. i go change to slippers, and rough clothes, tear any flight tag comot by bag before i go begin enter house.

benin boys need to change their attitude to life.

NLModsAreStupud:
Hmmm so una just hold the small boy ransom abi... No be Benin again? One of the most useless and deadly places to live on earth

NB: I'm from Edo state oh... But not a bini

na wa oh

me sef na auchi guy but i dey fear to go back to benin this christmas. that town cast

shakmati:
So I'm really pained. I am a highly mobile kind of businessman but I have my family stationed somewhere in the North West. I send my silly wife a six figure monthly upkeep to ensure she takes care of the home properly. I got home a few days ago.

Today, she went out and I decided to go prepare some boiled rice and beans for the house. Can you believe that this woman does not have ordinary salt and vegetable oil in her kitchen? Women can be so unreliable and incompetent I tell you. This is all the work she does and she can't get simple salt in her kitchen.

Should I just divorce her? I hate incompetence. I need advice from y'all. Stupid or not. I don't give a frigging rat's arse!

- annoyed guy.

na wa ooh broos!!!!

you want to just divorce a whole wife because of salt. what if the next woman you bring in is good in home management but is a serial cheat, you divorce and marry again

the next one is faithful, good cook and all, but has anger management and mental issues, she suspects you are cheating on one of such outings, you return, she waits for you to sleep, then cut off your penis.

you will now appreciate the first one you drove away because of an issue you can easily fix with intelligence and diplomacy.

so long she has other good point and she is not a witch, abeg fix the salt issue. na small matter

NwaAmaikpe:

no way. you must talk something so i go laugh. na you i find come here

Explorers:
He also shared an image of himself with the late Biggie Smalls who died in 1997 on Instagram alongside Porter.


Tributes from Missy Elliot, Rihanna, 50Cent.

i waited for a message from 50cent particularly on this issue and good thing he did. positive vibes only

una see police??

Ugosample:
you have said it all.

When the spate of illegal money began, instead of our society to talk and st and against it, we encouraged it and hailed them

Now the thing has blown and they are all crying


Shameless society


I knew Nigeria was FINISHED the day prominent artistes in Nigeria began singing the praises of known criminals

And the people sing along

What a society

i agree with you. in my secondary school whatsapp group for instance, if a hardworking guy makes any comment, there are some girls that will ignore that comment however sensible it may be. but let a guy who flashes the cars and gold he obviously got through yahoo type any rubbish even if its just an emoticon, they will all pour out, discussing, contributing, singing accolades. these ladies are too money conscious.

Uglymugg:
Rulerstein, you were able to deduce his height while sitting down but never did with pictures of him standing up.

get the Bleep out my mention you uncultured fcuktard

enginaf:
Yeah cause we value our elders

naah bro.
hausas dont regard elders like yorubas.
they call parents by their names here

frankmoney:
some people look different without thier glasses , I used to have a friend who when he removed his glasses looked like a total different person . My opinion tho

the height

what the Bleep is a notch though

i totally disagree that sienna should be on that list

EVILFOREST:
I thought they said “MEN will grow in KNOWLEDGE “ in the last days...?? U don change am now now...

lool. i no change am oh.
it is said that there will be general ignorance in religious matters

11. Naked, destitute, barefoot shepherds will compete in building tall buildings.
12. The slave-woman will give birth to her master or mistress.
13. A trial (fitnah) which will enter every Arab household.
14. Knowledge will be taken away (by the death of people of knowledge), and ignorance will prevail.
15. Wine (intoxicants, alcohol) will be drunk in great quantities.
16. Illegal sexual intercourse will become widespread.
17. Earthquakes will increase.
18. Time will pass more quickly.
19. Tribulations (fitan) will prevail.
20. Bloodshed will increase.
21. A man will pass by the grave of another and wish he was in the latter’s place.
22. Trustworthiness will be lost, i.e. when authority is given to those who do not deserve it.



signs of the last day.

AHCB:
... it's now a shame that asking potent questions is alien to many Nigerians, who, poverty and strife have rendered incapable of thinking.

Kudos to the parents for correcting this wrong, however, i'm still force to ask where and how did Zubairu steal the money, and what does Zubairu's parents do for a living for their son to steal such amount of money from them.

exactly my sentiments