Dudeweedlmao:


So because yours is in the same position that makes it your theory correct?

What should we call this new theory? Doskie's probabilistic theory of cylindrical explosion?

egg zakly.

but wait....


remove the term probabilistic

EngrMcDon:
Is that not the cylinder by the gas cooker? Odikwa very risky

doesnt explode like that actually. mine is near too.

straight up witch craft

alpha2zulu:
So, Ambode that used to be a world class governor to the Afonjas, now turned to a piece of shit to them within a twinkle of an eye. They even used a slogan; eko ni baje. What a confused and hypocritical set of people is this??

yorubaz are generally disloyal people.

christabel12:
why did you only quote fornication

did it strike a chord?

repent ooh!

Oyindidi:
Are you a Nigerian? I believe you know the meaning of customer

loool. i understand. the guy need slap sha.

Oyindidi:


I always reject bad dreams and prophesies.

10 years ago, I was at plank shed(I no if shed correct) in marine base, Port Harcourt and a coffin seller called me customer. The way attack this guy, to the extend I left oga to face the guy, I swear for him that day. I no even know how much something like dey cost. Oga do like sey him want shut me up, other traders tell oga to allow me give the man watin him want. He finally said sorry and I carry my wahala and pepper body go front.

If somebody tell you dream like this, reject am before him land. I always return negative words back to the sender

lol. but eventually, we all die one day. the important thing is to repent. stop fornicating.

JasonScoolari:
I feel tempted to write an open letter to Aisha Buhari and tell her to save Nigerians the shame by inserting a poisonous substance into the food of her drunken husband who has been a greater menace to Africa than he could ever be.

A big mistake to mother earth, A bigger mistake to his immediate family, and A great mistake to Nigeria.

I find it embarrassing to call this bag of bones called buhari my president.

relax. buhari is not the cause of your dirty clothes. buhari or no buhari you will still find something to be bitter about. chill bro. e never reach where dem dey poison person. hard working hustlers are still surviving.

the law should be.... whatever happens in the mans house, he is free. he is innocent. so long he can prove you came there yourself. not under any form of duress.

but if it happens anywhere else, he can be convicted.

lesson.... knowing what a lion is capable of, do not put your hand in its mouth in the first place.

this one is just a fool. i praise the man living with her. basket mentality.

one lady is asking for a phone. she has been telling me we are just friends. as per she doesnt want a relationship. but she never stops telling me the things she needs to buy.

Fitbillionairep:

i tire o. can u imagine wetin a whole pikin wey mama carry for belle for 9months fit ask?

i tell you
and once that killer is out on the loose, he will only ensure he cleans all traces next time. he will do it again. so this time, whoever prevented him from been killed the first time will have his hands stained with the blood of his next victims

i hope you are not bewitched? you had better begged the court to sentence him to death before thunder from Nigeria Defence Academy locate you where you are. nonsense!

Cocao:
Depends on a whole lot of factors. A lot could go wrong with choosing to cohabit before getting married. On the flip side, you should'nt marry someone you have not spent sometime with.

How does the man behave? This question is important because most men will definitely see you finish if you stay with them for a long time with no serious commitment. To avoid this, get a commitment. However, be advised not to be caught with that kind of man because marriage is looooonnnnggg.

How does the woman behave? Are you the we don catch am crew? If because you stay with a man, you think and act like you already have the ring, your case is longgggggg.

What are the circumstances? Are you with a man/woman because you dont have money to stay on your own? Get a job. Don't let anyone throw you out in the middle of the night.

Cohabiting is best done between MATURE men and women that are independent emotionally and financially. In this case, you will be verryyyyy happyyy.

in nigeria if (God forbid) the partner dies in the house by mistake while cohabiting, the person will be accused of murder and may spend his life in jail. i dont even allow anyone pass a night in my house. i prefer meeting people in public places. i no fit shout

cohabiting with or without coitus?
which one?

seansage012:
I don't think this is boko haram area. The plantain leaves she used there says otherwise

yeah ive actually never seen plantain tree up north

GoTV:
We will never forget Islam is better than Christianity despite the fact that I'm a born again Christian

prove it that you are a christian, and how is islam better

make sure its toyota. preferably camry tiny light. or corola.

AdaAde:


It won't change the fact that most doctors are unnecessarily rude, disrespectful, proud, and unkind. They let their setbacks turn them into sadists. I haven't met a cheerful doctor.

or maybe you attract the anger in people naturally. some people are like that sha.

Kinggnicole:
You were wrong and you apologised.
I just hope you are not considering quiting your job. He's already rubbing it in your face that you are not fertile. Imagine adding jobless to the mix. He'll rub that in too forgetting he asked you to leave.

He's already abusing you emotionally. You have to be strong dear. And by being strong you have to know when to leave.

you've succeeded in talking more about his reaction than the cause of it itself. you are obviously more concerned about how he chooses to react to a major scam than the scammer her self. a person who could do that kind of thing could also have doctored a hiv result and married him when she is positive. its the height of evil to have made him gamble with such a chance. but no! you rather make light of her heinous deeds and appropriate all of your attention on how he reacted.

Jabo1000:


It’s. Its not about speaking right English, is about accent.
Both white and black hardly understand us.
You will hear I’m sorry, I’m sorry most time or excuse me.

lool. i saw a video where two kids in america listened to a nigerian woman speaking, then they said to their mom " mom, she talks funny"

czarina:
Nailed.
Africans speak better English than blacks in America.

its true. faar better. 50cent talks like that.

Donald3d:
I have been very inquisitive about air travel lately. This took me on a journey to actually find out how much it costs to fuel planes.
In this article, we would be using a Boeing 747 as reference and data (cost of aviation fuel) provided by IATA (International Air Transport Association).We would be calculating how much fuel would be consumed on a flight from Lagos (MMA) to London (Heathrow).
First, let’s get some parameters right

Distance between the two airports :
Approx. 5,006 Km

Time taken for the journey :
6 hours 35 mins , which is equal to 395 mins

Cost of aviation fuel :

According to IATA, it costs 211.23 cts/gal
cts/gal is a term used in aviation,it means cents per gallon.
Lets convert this figure to ₦/litre
Lets use 360 per $
One dollar is 100 cents
211.23 cents = 2.11 dollars
To Naira = ₦759.6
This figure is per gallon
1 Gallon is approx. 3.79 litres
That means its costs ₦759.6 per 3.79 litres
That gives us ₦200.42 per litre

Quantity of fuel used for the journey :
The Boeing 747 uses about 12 litres per kilometre
Remember we are travelling 5,006 Km
That’s 60,072 litres consumed from Lagos to London
Let’s covert that to Naira
Remember it costs ₦200.42 per litre
That brings the total cost of fuel to travel from Lagos to London to ₦12,039,630.24!!

Noticed any error ?
Kindly indicate.
And don’t forget to share !!


https://autojosh.com/this-is-what-it-costs-to-fuel-a-plane-from-lagos-to-london/

whats the cost of the same journey per person and how many people can board the plane. again, whats the number of planes that make that journey daily on the average for a particular airline.
what are the pilots paid(monthly or per trip). whats the cost of a plane.
i want to do a rough imagination of what these airlines make.

reno come closer if you want to talk to us.
you dont talk to us from such a distant. we are elders for crying out loud.

bauchi? if na kano or kaduna sef i for hear. or even Gombe

NLevents:
People are wicked!!!!

Why will you attempt to ruin another man's life just because he didn't increase your salary. If you are not fine with your salary, just quit.

As in ehn?!

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excomarow:

but you saw what i saw

lool

rainbow5:
Dis is fantastic ; my wife was 20 when we got our first kid 9yrs ago then i was 30 today we r blessed with 3 lovely kids

God bless your family.
I'm 31. and I'm scared to get married. really cant say why.
initially i thought it would be my first move once i got a good job. but when that happened, i found my self rather saving money.
i really want kids, but I'm not so sure about marriage. I'm bothered.

excomarow:
Popular singer 2face wife show off his beautiful kids after spending some time with her husband in dubai.

Look at the pen she is holding, abi na my eyes

shes a child. what ever the pen you give her, she will still turn it like that. money doesnt actually alter nature. kids must be kids no matter what.

i feel him though. I'm lonely too.

Lipscomb:
why what is wrong with you? Nigeria isn't a country or people not living there? You that talking where are you? Lazy youth the president is talking about.

he will find it hard to readapt

freecocoa:
I just fell in love.

thats exactly what he wants