shadeze:
What do these ones know about life?

doesnt matter. actually marriage should be like this. why wait for eternity

Amarabae:
I love cooking it sometimes.
Nothing beats my goat meat flavoured jollof rice

how far. invite me makebi visit you on sunday around 3 pm. by that time rice go don cook.

i have read it and i am seeing strange words. please who can cook it for me i will pay

they should have put her account number out. or any one to collect the donations

very irritating

kam13:
it was seriously painful bro. I was so discouraged ehn! but There is God anyway

let me shock you:


first class doesnt put the food on the table in Nigeria. talk less about your grades and more about money spinning ventures. trust me..... i am experienced enough to counsel you.


again..... DON'T spend all the time, energy, youth, and available resources struggling for a first class. a person with a 2.2 and is an expert in anything be it information technology, welding, fashion design, electrical installer, furniture maker, or any skill at all, is far far far far far far far superior to the one with a first class with a pair of cylindrical glasses, polished shoes and has queens English accent for answering interview questions. Nigeria is gradually becoming like the rest of the world where less emphasis is laid on the quality of your grade than it is on the extent to which you have gone granular on any applicable field, capable of either bettering the affairs of a corporate firm, or helping you achieve a stand alone presence in that field.


so please, as you dey read book, try dey enter those lungu for streets make you see how far, how street disciples dey use gather the kpali put for pocket. dem no dey use oyibo take chop bread ooooooohhh.... ehen !

mtseeew. what do i gain from my country that i should be jubilating or celebrating football win or loss. a country with so much bizarre death cases.. so much crises. so much killing, hate strife, ritual killers, a country where the citizens virtually take care of themselves and fear the national police and sars more than they run from armed robbers. what is more important to us now ? football goals ? fvck !!! i wonder if we should appropriate our attention on super eagle at the same time scores have lost lives their in plateau state and more in many other climes.

stoopid goats

ednut1:
show us ur sis pic. Mumu

i no talk to you. i no know you. abeg park your trailer for corner.

Benblaq:
If I'm not mistaking, this girl is just 20years.
Advantage of having a notable person in your family, see how she is using someones' name to trend.

lol

she no fine at all

vizkiz:
Guy using lipbam = Gay.


The only beauty accessories a guy should always have are his car keys, filled up wallet and shaved beards.

i tell you.....
i be wan fest talk say the poster dey craze.

who tell you say i no want strong hand.

ibadan men are weaklings.

if that incident happened in benin or lagos, the policeman will be seen in that picture begging.

Sirlala:


I have sisters and one is yet to be married and she is 32. She has issues and I have told her that. She has refused to address her issue and as a result, continue to remain single. To make matter unbearable for her, she is the first daughter and her younger ones are married. So let's stop kidding ourselves on this matter. It is simple. I married my wife at 25 and I will never advise anyone to go for a lady at 30 except I see that the lady is genuine and ready to adjust to marital life.

sir i wouldnt want to argue with you over an issue i am not 100percent conversant with especially as you have narrowed it down to your personal experience with your sister. but at the same time, i insist that a ladies' age may not exactly be a determinant to measure her moral altitude. many things sir, many things happen in the world that makes it impossible to conclude that a lady at 30 is single because she is bad, and the one at 25 is married because she has adjusted her lifestyle to suite marital demands. No sir ! because the courts are filled with cases of divorce for people whose age cut across all groups. some married earlier just to earn the reputation the society accords marriage with, and ended up realising they were not compatible and as such, should have remained single a little longer, others, undaunted by societal norms and affiliations, saw their would-be-companions with a bigger compass, projected incompatibility with them, and stayed away from the trouble while searching hoping and praying for a better one. yes ! i agree that todays woman measure men by their pockets, but the argument is that: not all single women at 30 are faulty as the society seeks to define them to be.

Preshy561:

not atall,lool.

but the incessant shaming of single ladies at their 30's or above is something to look into in this our country.

it's appalling honestly, so someone should dive into marriage cos she wanna stay married without sorting her life out first.

I weak.

dont mind such men. forgetting they will have daughters some day. life is more complex than sitting in your parlour and designing blanket models to cover everybody. a lady can be decent, naive and nice, but just had her time wasted by someone. its a complicated world out there. not all single ladies at 30are picky or gold diggers and prostitutes. sometimes, circumstances of the real world may warrant a lady, decent as she may be, to settle later than her mates. its a wooly world out there, one may get married at 21 but bear kids for the first time at 32. another may get married at 23 and die at 25. another may get married at 35 and have kids immediately. what about those who got married very early to a psycho that ended up killing them ? are their brothers and parents still happy today that they attended their daughters wedding ? lets learn to mind our business and support each other. because even the men folk, nothing stops a man from getting married at 20. and not everyman with money has found his choice for a wife just because he is financially capable.

one innocent ex is sweating it out with sars right now i guess while the real criminal is at large. this is nigeria

Pentools:
Still searching abi looking for the so called thing that made the so called "celebrities" interested in him...

Bigger coco nut head wey no fit hear/understand simple English as simple as "how old are you" and "what's the name of your school"

lool.
he even tried. atleast he answered "what is your name."
come to the north and ask an adult what is your name if he wont answer you: waye wana ? maynene magana ? me ba ? no turenshi.

she wasnt looking bad before. she had a good behind that totally made up for whatever she felt was lost.

bloody liars !

where are the rams ? because you know friday is sallah you want to trick us into believing a highlander driver brought rams into a mosque. msteeeewwww

naijacentric:
Penile captivus

but is it a coincidence that the victims are cheating members always

no one sent them message

Eihyaaaaa

Outofsync:

Biblically, the Christian view is that it doesn't really matter as there is no longer any distinction between clean and unclean foods anymore, but then as Nigerians have the innate tendency to take religion to the extreme, accepting Ramadan food in some churches is seen as idol worship.


As for me though, food can't waste. That is the greatest sin

thank you my brother. i hate fanatics

Oche211:

forest ke?
No, there isn't any forest around here oo.
There are houses everywhere bt there some few grown grasses in some areas.
Bt no forest or thick bushes around here at all.

the pastor owns it, it escaped from the place he hides them for his rituals

KUSHKAMP:
SARS ARE JUST ANNOYED THAT THE NUMBER OF G WAGONS IN BENIN WILL INCREASE

ive never seen G wagon in benin. i know about benz 190E. and audi 180. but not G wagon

Omololu007:
Nigeria is so messed up,if you have the chance to leave this country, flee.

saving up some dro for this course mehn

cooking soup with bonga fish just because you want to prove a point that he must apologise to you whenever you are angry.

wearing jeans trouser to sleep at night

HRHQueenPhil:
ur bible advises u 2 get a wife. do so na.30+ means u are ripe for marriage. dont be too picky. she is a christian, laughs at ur jokes and is quiet is enof qualification

my brother this thing about marriage is not easy oh. especially when there is need to rush into it. it makes me worried honestly. im 30± too and i have no one in mind. it seems the older we grow single, the more hope we loose in women. who do you suddenly get married to really. like a building on shaky foundation

joyberry:
Am an airwoman so am gonna talk about this issue, i think its fear from the guys part,thinking the lady would punish them if the relationship goes haywire. And most guys are insecure,always trying to intimidate ladies to boost their ego,so probably they can't really intimidate those ladies. Lastly, majority of military ladies are always unruly, saucy and having a low value of civilians .Ordinary admiration from civilians, they blow up,some even goes as far as punishing the guys fr it,forgetting that its not an order you must marry a military personnel as a female soilder .So my fellow military ladies abeg calm down if civilians toast you, if u fancy him, go on with the relationship, stop intimidating guys with your military presence. Alot of us are in the base old and unmarried, frustrated always putting undue pressure and trying to frustrate young ladies.As for civilian guys are my pick for relationship and marriage. A word is enough for the wise.And my fellow military ladies, Please always look good, simple and pretty, leave your military attitudes in the base,stop looking manly and unruly cos you are a military lady.if you are on mufti and unarmed, You are a civilian, stop intimidating people.

but for real she is fine oh. the issue with soldier girls is attitude. ordinary girls dey get attitude talk less of the one wey sabi shoot gun.

savio93:
The last time I checked, soldiers are agents of bullying and assault on civilians. So e better make I dey with Nkechi than to date Soldier girl.
Remember, if Soldier slap you, you remember say Police na your friend.

I dey see some beautiful ones around Ojo barracks, but the fear of beating is the beginning of wisdom

soldier girls are not stronger than men. they only have access to male soldiers

Akinwale1424:
No Be Only Soldiers Get Power Now, They Are Powerful When They Are More Than Five In Number

okay she go slap bini winch then