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Business / Re: Help!!! I Mistakenly Sent N1m To A Uber Driver by doskie(m): 9:38am On Nov 18, 2018
bigpicture001:
Simple to catch him, use anothrr persons i.d or wotever and demand for his service.make sure its an entirely different location. When he arrives, then u and ur ppl will hold him....simple!
he wont be doing uber again
Business / Re: Help!!! I Mistakenly Sent N1m To A Uber Driver by doskie(m): 9:16am On Nov 18, 2018
the entire procedure for sending even 1000 naira via app requires so many stops, checks, questions, confirmation and certainty. i still dont understand how much of a mistake it takes to transfer a whooping one million to a wrong person. i mean.... one million is not an amount you transfer everyday.

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Business / Re: Help!!! I Mistakenly Sent N1m To A Uber Driver by doskie(m): 9:10am On Nov 18, 2018
OgogoroFreak:
You have all his details and the company he works with, get the police involved, approach his bank and post on all social media you can think of.

Better still, contact the driver with a different account, when he show up, get him arrested and drag him to court.
its like persin never tiff from you before sha. you think the driver will do uber work again or what. or he will be picking calls and meeting people any how.
Business / Re: Help!!! I Mistakenly Sent N1m To A Uber Driver by doskie(m): 9:05am On Nov 18, 2018
mrjaydee:
get a warrant from a court and take to his bank. You will get him easily.. I feel your pain. Next time be extra super careful
how will they get him. he wont be working for uber again by now and he will run from the town he was
Politics / Re: Don't Vote For APC, Atiku Tells North East Citizens by doskie(m): 9:00am On Nov 18, 2018
Calers:
Your adamawa will be 50 50.
thats if he even gets the 50.

dude... this man milked that state oh.

he almost converted the space close to airport meant for the ultra modern market to his dream abti international hotel. it took the tortoise minded obasanjo to stop him. lets not forget ptdf funds. this man should rule his schools and not nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives 'expensive' Early Birthday Gifts (photos) by doskie(m): 8:56am On Nov 18, 2018
mmadu5:
This davido boy is an idiot . Always flaunting stuffs . Must you share everything on social media . Fuckin boy . Some people just don't deserve what they have .
hes a kid actually. you see his comments everywhere on instagram like the kid he is. 50cent got benz and exotic cars as birthday gift though.
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Buys A White Lion As Pet (Pictures) by doskie(m): 8:53am On Nov 18, 2018
Khd95:
they can be sterilized,their teeth weaken, tho they might still have that cold blooded instinct,but this is a cub,if if it is not feed with raw or bloodied meat,but Amala and ewedu I see no reason why it should attack humans that's after sterilization oo

What do I know sef
you cannever take the lion out of it. all it takes is ONE DAY, ONE MOMENT!!! And even the lion will be surprised by where its instinct led it
Politics / Re: 2019: Beware Of APC Propaganda, PDP Advises Online Media Practitioners by doskie(m): 8:42am On Nov 18, 2018
visijo:
my friend traveled to london with my earpiece,slippers and charger....pls is it ok to say i have properties in london?
yes now. but dont try to tell anyone how much your property worth

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Family / Re: Mimi Stevenson: Burn Survivor And Her Two Kids Melt Hearts On Social Media by doskie(m): 2:22pm On Nov 17, 2018
kids are innocent in mind. they dont care how the object of their love look
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber In Hijab Apprehended Near UNIMAID In Borno. Photos by doskie(m): 6:25pm On Nov 13, 2018
bedspread:
I believe it's more of Brain Washing!

I have lived up north and I tell u there various gatherings of little kids where serious brain Washing takes place
na wa oh

but as someone said: if its really brainwashing, why cant they ask the leaders the simple question "if suicide killing is the way to heaven, why are you still here??"
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber In Hijab Apprehended Near UNIMAID In Borno. Photos by doskie(m): 5:08pm On Nov 13, 2018
bedspread:
She is definitely under some influence...
my mind tells me they usually threaten them into it. maybe promising to kill their whole family if they dont do it just to coheres them into it
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber In Hijab Apprehended Near UNIMAID In Borno. Photos by doskie(m): 4:50pm On Nov 13, 2018
oilPUSSY:
allah promised the male folks 72 virgins, but I still don't understand why the female counterparts are blowing themselves up unnecessarily.

I have never seen in kooran where females were promised male virgins unlike their men that were promised fresh 72 pvsssies in paradise.

Thank God for this their hijab they always insist to wear around. At least It would help non musliims to identify musslims in the public and make everbody to be security conscious as well.
kindly state the verse of the quran where suicide bombers are promised 72 virgins. i want to check
Crime / Re: Two Siblings, Dog Found Dead Inside Refrigerator In Lagos by doskie(m): 9:38am On Nov 13, 2018
Koralords:
The children might be playing hide and seek ,children need to be watched 24/7
exactly my sentiment.

they were playing and may be the fridge got jammed.
Romance / Re: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by doskie(m): 1:57pm On Nov 12, 2018
Kastonkastroll:
This is a dumb comment. So because she is his gf, he should waste all his money on her and turn himself to her slave abi? Nonsense. Doesn't she have two hands, two legs, a brain, one nose, two ears, two eyes and a tongue? Why can't she hustle for her own money? It is only hungry Nigerian girls like you that see relationship as a poverty alleviation program. You don't want to work and even if you work, you still want your bf to take care of all your endless materialistic needs.

Haba hanty , u no get shame ni
no mind them.
Travel / Re: Boat Carrying 20 Passengers Capsizes In Lagos, Three Persons Confirmed Dead by doskie(m): 8:24pm On Nov 10, 2018
onegig:
I can't take a boat ride but out of necessity I took a ride in Sierra Leone some weeks back and the safety and organization was top notch. I didn't even know I was on water. They were on time, had life vest under each sit, the ride was smooth not withstanding that the water was a bit turbulent.

They had emergency procedures and so on and the irony is the company running it was owned by a Nigerian.

That's a country that just ended a war a decade or so back. I can never enter a boat ride in Lagos. I can't imagine going on such suicide ride. I doubt they are regulated and like the Nigerian character take safety for granted. In case of emergencies I doubt there's a single back up plan to save you and the most cringeworthy thing, most don't even give you functional life vests.

absolutely true.

if you see them in ikoyi water side around iru close. i am always scared of them.

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Travel / Re: Boat Carrying 20 Passengers Capsizes In Lagos, Three Persons Confirmed Dead by doskie(m): 8:20pm On Nov 10, 2018
oyetunder:
A warning to us all that we shall not live forever. Those who died had plans for next year. Many are already jumping towards next year elections-but not all that helped n the primaries shall be alive to vote next year.
true word
Travel / Re: Boat Carrying 20 Passengers Capsizes In Lagos, Three Persons Confirmed Dead by doskie(m): 8:18pm On Nov 10, 2018
PearlStreet:


These cyber beggars and fraudsters have become so brazen that they don't even bother appealing or being courteous.

Look at this idiot talking like an armed robber. No courtesy, nothing. Talking as if his father gave us money to hold. Why don't you ask your family members or those around you? Ill-bred mongrel.
loool. he is counting on his juju
Education / Re: Different Types Of Students You Will Meet In An Exam Hall (meme Collection) by doskie(m): 7:54pm On Nov 10, 2018
loool
Celebrities / Re: People Begging For Money In Front Of Davido's House: The Long Queue by doskie(m): 3:39pm On Nov 10, 2018
Hardewarlee:
Poverty ! How much is he giving you guys each that will sustain you or make your life better I can’t question you God but you have the best answer why Nigeria is like this ....

I swear I hate this country name self ...

Nigeeeriya !!! Why Iya(Poverty) at the end ehn ...

Lord save us Lord save me
i just tire ooh

the likes of jayz Soddy and dre wey get money pass am no experience queue.
Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Photos Of The Most Talked About Wedding In Kogi State by doskie(m): 8:43am On Nov 10, 2018
Divay22:
Instead of those two old men above me to wish them well and move on, they're there spilling nonsense angry
Well, for the first one his case has gone beyond what man can redeem except God but the second one, I think he's only trying to sound hard but not withstanding you can still see the soft spot of him (I'll just let him go) .

Conjugal Bliss to the couple kiss
and if you see their sisters and aunties, and maybe even parents, you will be surprised.

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Politics / Re: Atiku's 33,000 Minimum Wage Not for All Staff, Only Gotel Staff Will Get It by doskie(m): 7:55am On Nov 10, 2018
BubuZombi:
I laugh when I hard Atiku has increased the minimum wage of his 100,000 staff to N33000.

Back to mathematics. Calculate
N33,000 x 100,000 staff = N3,300,000,000

How much is he generating or were did he get that much that he can pay such huge amount monthly

No Be One Chance Nigerians are Clamouring For
just leave them. they will come back to cry online when atiku ascends the thrown. ask adamawa people about atiku they will tell how he nearly bought the whole state and almost converted an ultra modern market to atiku international hotel until obasanjo saved the day
Autos / Re: Why The Sudden Madness For Benz Cars? by doskie(m): 9:57pm On Nov 09, 2018
MrMcJay:
Benz is a vehicle for Presidents. The Pope uses a Benz, the Arab sheiks use Benz cars, most billionaires use Benz cars.

It's not for people like the OP whose destiny is to ride Hyundai not Benz.
loooool. guy why you harsh like this na.

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Crime / Re: Police Parade Islamic Teacher For Raping 5-year-old Female Student In Gombe by doskie(m): 9:40pm On Nov 09, 2018
whoever makes this a religious thing is just silly because we have seen people from different religions commit crimes. a crime is a crime irrespective of the religion of the offender.

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Crime / Re: Why There Is Increase In Number Of Mad Pretty Girls In Abuja - Twitter User by doskie(m): 9:49am On Nov 08, 2018
harryJP:
if they run mad after transfering the glories to the senators, what is in it for them then.


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if only i was in lagos
Family / Re: Temitope Amodu Gave Birth To Quadruplets, Stranded At National Hospital (photo) by doskie(m): 6:46pm On Nov 07, 2018
why do they need a room for themselves?
Celebrities / Re: Street Boys In Front Of Davido's House For Money by doskie(m): 8:31pm On Nov 05, 2018
Newboss:
How did those guys find their way into that kinda sane Lekki neighborhood? angry

Meaning that neighborhood ain't safe again o angry
lekki sef get ghetto. even inside phase 1. theres a ghetto called tedo market. street guys run their things there. they sell sk and maryjane there. they transformed the place one time but the thug niggaz still cumber the place
Celebrities / Re: E-money Gifts Laura Ikeji 500k After Asking For His Blessings by doskie(m): 8:15pm On Nov 05, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Corporate beggar.
This same hypocrite shames other people who beg on social media.
exactly my sentiments.

bitchery is in her blood. else what blessing is she seeking on the page of a guy whoever he is when she is married

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Crime / Re: Malcolm Mide-Madariola Stabbed To Death In London by doskie(m): 5:10pm On Nov 05, 2018
Olamsoh:
FACTS ABOUT SOME GUYS!!!
1. They Can never love one girl.
2. They Love sex more than love.
3. Are Talented in lying
4. They Talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They Are Heart breakers.
6. They Can promise girls heaven on earth.
7. They Love you before sex, when you do it they hate you.
8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. Are Specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning Men are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby.
13. They want to bear the title am the one that disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. To Them I love you means I want to have sex with you.
17. Men don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating.
19. They HAVE girlfriends, on facebook but still they'll keep asking girls out.
20. They love doing sex through out their life.
What do you think
Like for TRUE
Share for FALSE
Quote me and give reasons MAYBE??


Your age doesn't define your maturity, your grades don't define your intelligence, and rumors don't define who you are.
guy... not all men oh.

sometimes the girls are the issue

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Health / Re: Zimbabwean Men Says Condoms 'too Small' For Them – Report by doskie(m): 6:15am On Nov 05, 2018
iyatrustee:
On a serious note now, are condoms one size fits all?

What if it is too big for some just like these ones are claiming to small for them?

They shld be clearly marked! S, M, L XL, 2XL, etc cheesy
in that case the ones marked s would be sold only at night in very dark places because no man will proudly pick it up in broad day light

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Politics / Re: Cyril Oshiomhole, Adams Oshiomhole’s Son, Contesting For House Of Representative by doskie(m): 3:25pm On Nov 04, 2018
yes
enough is enough
we cant have another monkey looking man representing us edo people
Politics / Re: Return One Illegal AK 47 Rifle, Collect N1m, Gov. Yari Assures by doskie(m): 5:56pm On Nov 02, 2018
Blue3k:
I guess this guy has never heard of the cobra effect. He's offering double what the guns are worth. Criminals will probably cash in then buy more guns and ammo.

DDGN
very true.

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