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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Banished From first team squad, Dropped For Next Game V Chelsea by dotmhan(m): 6:01pm On Oct 20, 2022
Its best he leaves in January

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Advice: Should She Risk It Or Leave It by dotmhan(m): 7:06pm On Aug 23, 2022
Mactons:
A friend of mine called me that she applied for a job with INTEGRATED VECTOR MANAGEMENT, in Uyo.

Luckily, she was successful but she became sceptical when they asked her to pay #8,500 for the induction fee.

She is worried that why would a company that want to hire her ask her to pay for a T-shirt and materials for her induction training.

Please I would love to know if anyone can verify if they are legit so I can make a decision.

LoL. GNLD! Pure scam. Tell her to run
Food / Re: Can You Eat This? A Nairalander Hunted And Fried Flying Termites (photo) by dotmhan(m): 3:34pm On Jul 07, 2022
Harlarbiz01:
I miss eating this flying termites, gone are those days in the late 90s, we are all hunters in the area (Trenches) when it come to this flying termites called Esunsun or Iba as called by we Yorubas, Igbos call it Aku, this termites is said to be very nutritious, so rich in protein.
My childhood experience is incomplete without talking about hunting of Esunsun, snails and fruits, so funny unforgettable experience.
This insect comes out at night following light, sometimes in the early morning when it's still dark.
Esunsun are actually termites that fly, very proteinous and nutritious. Known as Macrotermes bellicosus scientifically.
I won't say much about the peptides and all other biochemical and microbiological information about this insect.

Poverty no go good o. Chaii!
Food / Re: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by dotmhan(m): 11:12am On May 20, 2022
sukkot:
now guys understand that i somehow have the feeling that i got cheated. in fact i know i got cheated but i would need you guys to tell me if i got cheated or i did well. but that is not the story. the story is this so she brought the plantain. six in total and said 2000 and i knew right away i was being cheated but see sometimes as humans we have to look past this being possessive with our money stuff. you have to once in a while ( or frequently ) reward people who are trying and making an effort to succeed. dont always feel the need to squeeze every last drop of your change out of people or to beat peoples prices down to the point where they cant make a living themselves. ALWAYS have some bit of compassion for people and think about their survival too. stop pricing down people to where they can hardly make a living after working so hard

and so back to my story i looked at this woman, she is sitting under the sun all day i looked at her tray, there is maybe like 7 bunches of plantain in there. am thinking if she sells all today she gets 14000 but of course she bought the plantain somewhere else so she has to pay for the plantain too so at the end of the day what is her profit margin ? maybe for herself for the whole day maybe 3000 ? and she will buy food while sitting there for 10 hours so maybe she takes home 2000 ? she looked like she has children she will have bills and expenses etc etc etc. MY POINT IS THAT I KNEW I WAS GETTING CHEATED BY BUYING THAT PLANTAIN FOR 2000 BUT I DIDNT MIND GETTING CHEATED BECAUSE SOMETMES YOU JUST HAVE TO REWARD PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING SO HARD. AND SO I GAVE HER THE 2000 AND HOPE HER LIFE IS FINE.

Lol. Op, stop trying to give yourself hope. You have been cheated. Accept it and move on instead of consoling yourself about allowing people make their living by ripping you. If you were not pained,you won’t post this

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Sports / Re: Three Reasons Why Messi Shouldn't Have Won The Ballon Dor Award (Opinion) by dotmhan(m): 8:11pm On Nov 30, 2021
Yhungsarm:
Messi fans are not truthful at all. Saying Messi deserves the award ahead of Lewandoski is just pure rubbish and i will give you three pure reasons why messi Shouldn't have won the Award.

1.Many of you claim Messi won the Copa America and Lewandoski failed to play pass group stage of Euro 2020 or qualify for World Cup.
It is only a dumb football lover that will compare Poland squad to Argentina squad, they are jst simply incomparable. Argentina has a one of the best squad in the world. Argentina played Chile in the first match it ended 1-1, they also beat Uruguay, Paraguay and Bolivia to qualify past group stage, then they beat Ecuador 3-0 in Quarter finals and Colombia on penalties in the semi final. Then they beat Brazil in the final. I would like everyone to checkout the countries Messi played against in this Copa America apart from Colombia and Brazil others are not a big task for giants like Argentina. Chile and Uruguay use to be a good football playing country but right now it seems Peru is by far better than them. So technically Messi only played Colombia and Brazil as the big countries in Copa America.
Whereas, Poland were drawn against Spain, Sweden and Slovakia in the Euro 2020, i need you to compare the countries Lewandoski and Messi Played against. In the world cup qualifier, Lewandoski played England and magnificent Hungary side, even tho they lost some of the matches, Lewandoski was magnificent(please check his World cup qualifier stat in this poor Poland team) same way Messi was oustanding in Barca's poor team.

2. Messi in Barcelona can never be compared to any other player in another team. If you watch Barcelona very well in 2020, you would get to know that Messi plays as a playmaker and he is given all the freedom. Every Barcelona player wants to give Messi the ball which increase his chances of scoring but Lewandoski case is slightly different even tho he is Bayern point man he still as big name who also scores individually. I hope you all get my point.

3. Messi Performance in 2021 is not as great people say.
Messi fans claimed he played well in Barcelona in 2021 but he still couldn't win La liga best player despite is individual brilliance. His performance for PSG in 2021, also proves my second point about Barcelona centering their ball on Messi.
Finally, i would say Messi winning the ballon dor show it is purely politics, he is clearly the second favourites but not the first. If it was by Countries achievement then Xavi or Iniesta should have won in 2010 because they performed well in the world Cup and also Barcelona. I remembered in 2010.


The number of likes you got proves how senseless your post is

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Celebrities / Re: Top Ten Biggest Amapiano Songs From Nigerian Artistes In 2021 by dotmhan(m): 6:30pm On Nov 27, 2021
Op... You missed Lax- Go low

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Crime / Re: Help! A Loan App Agent Keeps Blackmailing Me by dotmhan(m): 7:53am On Nov 05, 2021
Pay them bro. You agreed to it
Food / Re: My Husband Loves Heavy Breakfast! by dotmhan(m): 7:43am On Aug 27, 2021
You call this heavy? Na Wa oo


Preciousgirl:
I did this heavy fufu with palm nut soup for him this morning

Are you salivating?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Interview Experience by dotmhan(m): 1:39pm On Aug 16, 2021
Op... Honestly ehn. You don't deserve the job. You need to learn interview etiquette



Ellegacy:
So I attended an interview this morning, I applied as a farm manager. It's for a big farm that also has an hotel. We were called to present ourselves at their hotel at 8am in the morning prompt.

I got their around 7:50am. I was ushered in by the security. I have to say, it's an A+ hotel. Exquisite, full of luxery. I met people who came for the interview at their open bar. We were up to 20 in number.

I won't say I did not get intimidated. I mean their are young guys at the hotel, swimming, playing basketball, working out at the gym and they're all young. Like under 30. I'm the youngest out of the applicant I saw on seat btw.

The interview did not start until around 10am. We were kept sitted at the open bar doing nothing. The sun was out today so it wasn't pleasant sitting down at all.

It eventually got to my turn around 12:30pm. Yeah, it means I won't catch my beloveth man united at their first game of the season. Gosh! I came in, and the young chubby beautiful lady helping the elderly man conducting the interview codely signaled me to greet. Gosh, were are my manners.

I said "well done sir".

I'll refer him to as the Man henceforth.

The Man said what do I mean by 'well done sir'.
Still standing I replied 'I saw that you're busy with works on your desk and I have to greet.'

He replied "Am I the one that gave him work to do that I have to say well done? Don't you know well done is after a work given has being done and the giver has to complement on a job well done? You don't say well done in an interview. It's only my boss that can tell me well done. I know you don't know that, but now you know. Next time say Good Afternoon. You can have your seat"

When did well done become an insult??

Of the many interview questions that I was asked and I couldn't answer perfectly, one comes to mind.

I was asked to talked about what I know about Palm Kannel. I said we could get a lot from Palm kanel, we could make Palm oil from the kanel,and the by product of the kanel can be meshed and used as fuel and stuff like that

"Stuff like that?" The Man said.
"Stuff like that"
"Are you a Yahoo boy"?
"No" I replied. (I'm just 27 btw, I have a forever young look).
"Stuff like that? You don't say that in an interview. It's grammatically correct, but it's wrong to say in an interview. Who are you? You just say stuff like that?"

I felt I committed a war crime to be tagged yahoo boy cos I said 'stuff like that in an interview'.

He said good day.

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Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri Student Removes Shoes To Enter Lecturer's Office by dotmhan(m): 4:26pm On Aug 08, 2021
How is this news? �
Celebrities / Re: Dino Melaye: 'I Have Been Eating Grass Since I Came To America' (Video) by dotmhan(m): 6:27pm On Jun 15, 2021
How is this news? �
Celebrities / Re: Fight: Tiwa Savage And Seyi Shey Exchange Words As They Meet (Video) by dotmhan(m): 2:33pm On Jun 08, 2021
Their wahala ooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 UAC Foods Limited Management Trainee Programme: Application Update by dotmhan(m): 2:23pm On Jun 06, 2021
Someone should please send the studypack.
adedotun0590@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 UAC Foods Limited Management Trainee Programme: Application Update by dotmhan(m): 12:04pm On Jun 06, 2021
Crystalfragranc:

Done

Good afternoon .. Kindly assist with the study pack please. I haven't read shishi�
adedotun0590@gmail.com. Thanks
Music/Radio / Peter Vs Paul: Who Will Do Better As A Solo Artist by dotmhan(m): 5:25pm On Oct 15, 2017
With their decision to going solo catapulting them back to the ‘upcoming’ level in the industry, there is no crystal ball moment needed to see that they both will have to work maybe not so extra hard to own a space in the hearts of music lovers in and outside the country, as Mr. P and Rude boy. To all the divided fans out there, who might need will be reading this, using their past and present
works, corny posts, and unintelligent social
media bants, Who do you think will be more successful as a solo artiste?
Drop your comments
Nairaland / General / LETS Talk!....what Is The Worst Thing Your Friends Taught You? by dotmhan(m): 5:12pm On Oct 15, 2017
We easily fall for peer pressure really,there’s always a time in your life hitherto that a friend(s)of yours would have asked you try something
you’ve been avoiding and which you know
it’s a menace to the society or to your body
system atimes you might have been able to scale through some and atimes you might have fell for some.
Atimes, we regret being turn on to do this stuffs and atimes we enjoyed doing it . I think everybody surely has a regrettable moment of their life, and we will be so obliged if you can share with Us.
Mine was that i was taught use of tramadol nd drinking heavily without getting high.......
Feel free to add urz......No Lie o!

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Politics / Re: The Unveiling Of The New Chief Obafemi Awolowo Statue By Governor Ambode by dotmhan(m): 3:54pm On Sep 26, 2017
bro....even if u no get sense....just pretend u do
Sports / Ucl: Barcelona Vs Juventus Tue 7:45pm (drop Ur Predictions) by dotmhan(m): 2:59pm On Sep 12, 2017
Welcome Back Champions League, Our Tuesday and Wednesday Nights are booked again. Well This shouldn’t be for all as Arsenal Fans will be free.Lool Beaten Champions League finalists Juventus will meet up with Barcelona at the Camp Nou today at 7:45 Pm. This one will be the toughest match tonight, so i want all of us to drop the scoreline that will all think is gonna be the outcome of the
game.

I tink itz goin to end 1-0 in favour of barca
LETZ HEAR YOURS
Sports / Which New Signing In Europe Impressed You The Most This Weekend by dotmhan(m): 1:30pm On Sep 11, 2017
Matches were played this weekend in european top leagues like epl,la liga,ligue 1,bundesliga,etc......New players excelled in each of this leagues..
For players that impressed d most,ill go wit: alvaro morata,neymar jr nd ousmane dembele

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS
Romance / At What Age Did You Get Your First Kiss by dotmhan(m): 1:45pm On Sep 07, 2017
NAIRALANDERS!!!!!

Lets have fun......

At what age dd u get ur first kiss, where dd et take place nd how dd u feel afterwards?

I was about 12 years wen i got mine..at my grandparents house. it tasted good coz d gal was clean..too much american films caused it tho
Family / Re: What Happened On My Way To Work This Morning by dotmhan(m): 11:09am On Sep 07, 2017
this op is very funny.....u ar sayin her ass is notin to write home about nd ure questioning those men....u nd doz men ar d same

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Music/Radio / Re: What Are Your Most Frequently Played Songs Right Nw by dotmhan(m): 5:59pm On Aug 29, 2017
lol......shey dat one na song
Music/Radio / What Are Your Most Frequently Played Songs Right Nw by dotmhan(m): 5:52pm On Aug 29, 2017
mine includes:
Olamide-wo, Jayz ft damian marley- bam, Maryokun-mama, Twista ft faith evans- hopeful,
blackmagic ft fetty wap-wonder rmx
Feel free to add yours..............
Music/Radio / Re: 5 Nigerian Songs That Shouldn't Have Been On The Spotlight by dotmhan(m): 3:23pm On Aug 05, 2017
how many naija songz has lyrical depth......if u dont lyk deir songz y listen to dem....doz artistes ar lookin for ways to make money nd doz ar d kind of songz dat sells
Science/Technology / Re: Hunter Kills & Butchers A Gorilla In Sapele, Delta State (Photos) by dotmhan(m): 11:57am On Aug 05, 2017
y will someone kill dz animal...nd den eat it.... CANNIBAL

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Sports / Re: Photos: Neymar's Arrival @ Paris Saint Germain by dotmhan(m): 6:16pm On Aug 04, 2017
sukkot:
lol envy ? i dont watch football. thats why i said who cares. its a boring sport
den must u comment

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Sports / Re: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by dotmhan(m): 4:19pm On Jul 13, 2014
team argentina
Sports / Re: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by dotmhan(m): 4:19pm On Jul 13, 2014
tem argentina
Music/Radio / Re: [music] Banky W – Jaiye Orimi [full Track] by dotmhan(m): 4:14pm On Jul 13, 2014
u sing rish am?

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