₦airaland Forum

Meen, I wouldn't mind, but familiar folks would. Hey! I'ts still a serious issue in some (if not, most) parts of Igboland.

gigitte:
i think osus should marry out of the igbo tribe, so that their children will have less stigma attached to them and can now marry other igbos if they so wish. don't know if that will work tho

I think that would only work with their grandchildren or a tad beyond that.

@ douzy thats not a real sugar daddy ! hes so skinny nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ojoro!
he looks like a gremblin !
[quote][/quote]Since you gave the impression that you were as fat as Yoko, they figured you would be better off with a not-so-skinny one. Opposites, they say, attract!!!

Gbadun!

ikamefa:
abeg we plenty we dey find suggar popsie oh !

@ douzy am fat like that pix am sure i don win !

Hello ikamefa,

With regard to your application dated 15th September, 2006, we are happy to announce to you that you have met our requirements for acquiring the esteemed services of one of our magnanimous sugar daddies.

Accordingly, we have assigned to your service Gig. Matthew Hughes, a 56 year old single Briton, living in Masachusetts. You can contact him by mail (sugar_bunny@nfsw.net), with a copy of this letter forwarded to him.

With this development, you are hereby also admitted into the NFSW's network. You shall get further details of your membership when you reply to this mail within five (5) working days.

We hope you have fun!.

Regards,
Management.
NFSW


Attachment: Gig. Matthew Hughes' (and kid) photo.




_{I only pray and hope Chineke God blesses Seun's day today so much that he may not ban me for this one. Ainsi soit-il!}

unit:
DIPLOMATIC
I'VE A WAY WITH PEOPLE

Why not try and see if you could have a way with me? May be, a trial could convince me.

aloib:
signing in,

hey did u get my application

Hello Biola,

We write to acknowledge the receipt of your application.

However, we regret to inform you that your application came in scrambled. Could you please send us the unscrambled version of your application?

We are always at your service.

Management.
NFSW

Icejay:
FRANC1982,

U just made a very good point sis.U R very reasonable . I live in wuse too & I hope we could be pals.

Unfortunately, I think Franc's a bro not a sis, Icejay.

iice:
oh goodie, i have sent my application

Hello iice,

We regret to inform you that your request has been denied, on the ground that you are too old for our sugar daddies. However, we recommend that you apply for a sugar bobby, as you are old enough to be a sugar mummy.

Thanks for your interest in the Naija Female Sumo Wrestlers' network (NFSW).

Management.
NFSW

@iice

Send your application over here (sugardaddy@nfsw.net), fast.

First, you were overweight, looking to buy fitness equipment and aerobics videos in view of slimming down. Now, you need a very wealthy sugar daddy who is ready to pamper you. I guess by the time he's through with you, you would be megaoverweight and possibly, a leading Nigerian female sumo wrestler!!! Duh!

Get ur mind rite!

mamaput:
But if we do not stop talking about it we may get banned

Reason I didn't feel like talking about my banning experience with Seun, cos it was almost like a feud when he banned me the second time on the grounds that I insulted his intelligence by trying to confuse him with cheap lies. Duh! Then, I replied to his mail with a seven-paragraph mail. Well, the result: I was unbanned much earlier than the time I was told I would remain banned.


_{@Mr MOD
Thanx, though. Sometimes, I go back to read the mails we sent to each other and tweak up a wry smile.}

Handel - All We Like Sheep

Some womb music.

Hmm. . .

Hmm. . . first time I'm right.

True talk, bro.

Only say, Nigeria jaga jaga. . . _{*sings like Eedris*}

OMfG!!! _{*quakes with laughter*}

Did I hear the finals would be here in Abuja, Nigeria?

No one, I guess!

esto:
wait a minute, are u leaving because there are no babes there,

Hell NO, I'm not leaving because there're no dames in Abuja, since I didn't come here (ABJ) because of babes in the first place. However, it's a bit of a boring place (when I compare it to other places I've been to - P.City, Eko, Coal City, etc), coupled with the kind of lifestyle (daily activities) I unfortunately adopted here.

Anywayz, I'm still around for a while, and if you're really in ABJ (like your profile said), then I wouldn't mind getting in touch with you (if you don't mind) and possibly hang out someday (for a drink). Who knows, you might help change my idea of life in ABJ.

Duh!

Busta:
LOL, I thought he's in Abuja at the moment. Enways, I know that Abuja get babes sha and fyne ones to say the least.

You're right about the kind of fyne babes they've got here, but read kayoday's post and you would understand what we are actually talking about here. At places like P.Town, peeps mingle freely (that you hardly notice any social stratifications) more than they do here.

NEwayz, I think I'll soon leave this place to go look for mo stash, and then come back after I've gathered much more (since that's the only way to enjoy oneself here). . . lol!


_{Do I even know what I'm talking about? DUH!}

Oracle:
I wouldn't want to be there, i'd rather be outside and then be alerted when there is good news

. . . and if (God forbid) there was bad news?

@Oracle.

Lol, get me? Of what use would that be to you (whatever you meant by that)?

Anywayz, wasn't hoping to get your danda up.

Pardonne-moi!

@Oracle

Are u not supposed to be in bed long before now?

Yes, it's a chatroom!!!

Buhahahahaha!!!! @omogenaija

So u'r American now?

Wetin dey shele, jare?

@omogenaija

What it do, babe?

Coco29:
to put it simple: some one who hears voices in their head telling them to do all sort like murder.

or they see things that is not there, basically a crazy person.

You must be some psychologist. Think you could get me on the (Sigmund Freud's) couch, do some psychoanalysis of ma crazy mind and gimme some psychotherapy? I guess I would be obliged.

Ha ha ha ha!!! I knew it! I knew the ladies in da haus would neva try this sh*t. What it do, dames?

The only pastor I can afford to sit down and listen to is Pastor E. Adeboye (not that I'm even a member of his church).

A friend of mine use to say that whenever he wishes to see some (religious) drama on TV, he would tune in to Pastor Chris' broadcasts (Particularly, Atmosphere of Miracle), no be me talk am oo!

@kayoday

NO WONDER!?!

Anywayz, I'll be leaving this place soon (even if it's for a while).

Who is even sure those are your real numbers? Goodluck, anywayz! Bu ma voice will be too guttural for your ears!!!

This is so lovely! I'm already mailing it to friends!

@ ANDSTEL

Click on the second orange button on the top right corner.

This is why I had wanted to go to China to teach English language.