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bluespice:
missy i dey fine oh

doyin waddup!

I dey oo

Kyrgyzstan dey bubble no be small. These Chinko people sure know how to parrry.

lol. . . .

all this creative talent wasted on

My question now to all you opinionated souls is this:

Can they ever be any public memoriam for an individual which will not prove controversial?

na u be the inspiration for that Asa song abi??

Eye Agaba

Well . . . .I am intrigued by a lady who has the Southbank in her profile

Such a place of culture and the arts. . . . . .It is not often u get to meet such
a lady of refinement.

Usually, their opinion of the arts veers towards the Ministry of Sound

I wan see ur face. . .

Make my mind jolly

Boli

I pray say u no tear ur mouth as u dey yawn so

Oya come. . . .Moyola

Je ki awa na yo

Where ur picshurr

Door mat

Nana. . .u sef
I no even know wetin u translate. E no even near wetin i talk sef

Rokiatu. . .

Its okay oo. No harm meant

But your pic is a bit of a surprise. . . I thought you would have a Nina Roy resemblance

So what part of OZ do you stay. Cranberra, Sydney, Melbourne. . . . . .


And pls tell me you do not watch Aussie rules. . .that is unforgivable

jassie:
_{Don't mind doyin jare! You're worth more than Aussy!}

Look at this one. . .you see woman, you dey lick im yansh

Shameless pikin

Are you people serious

I have been disappointed by some hyped books in my time but this one took the piss.

There is more creativity in a Nancy Drew Mystery than this ridiculously overblown book.

wetin your type dey do for australia Shior

I sure say them lock u for one part of Tasmania

It is a leftist class bias Ibime. . . . . . .

It don't get much more high brow than Chelsea does it

Ruby Pearl . . . . . . .

If you fit send me ur bank statement and pali photocopy
make i show them for embassy, I go come now.

U no even need send money for ticket. . . . I fit beg mama Sebili
to borrow me

Bastage:
Summararily, I would personally say that Nazism cannot sit on either the Left or the Right - it was a hybrid mish-mash of policies and as such contained elements of both.

Well, what political movement sits neatly in its own left or right corner? It derives from the pragmatic nature of politics
that policies do not adhere to any definite assignation.

What is important for the political scholar, is to identify the salient point of disagreement between the relevant movements
under study.

nana:
mo ro'pe obinrin ni e

Thank God say no be only me oo. . . . .

The subject exhibits unmistakably feminine characteristics

ibk. . . . . . do you use ikb cream?

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=38130.msg2739727#msg2739727 date=1220301672]Doyin, I missed you



_{Lai lai}[/quote]**phones police

the gainesville strangler is currently hiding in
Nairaland's red light district

HURRYYYYYYYYY

U still dey wear this CD ( CON DOM) shade

No be only Shekpe. . . .

For smally like you, na only GOLD SPOT u go drink

@4play

Well, there is enough within National Socialism to distinguish it from its Communist rivals particularly from
an economic standpoint.

Yes National Socialism rallied a nationwide industrial effort as did the Communists in Russia, but with one fundamental
difference. The German effort was mobilised with the aid of private industrialists, most notoriously Volkswagen. The industrial
revolution in the Soviet Union was almost totally under the auspices of public mandarins and no hint of private profit.

Sisikill:
Lmao! stressful? I don't know if I like the sound of that oh. Okay, I'll give you a break.  


Now here is a self assured man if I ever saw one. . .  so, what are you thoughts on Bromance?

On the news at this hour. . . . . . .There is a manhunt for a female serial killer in Gainesville Florida

Portsmouth are one win away from claiming their first premiership title.

But first, an extraordinary development on the rave that is Bromance

Following research at the Doyin13 institute of science on the recent widespread use of Bromance
by men all over the world, it has been discovered that the fate of the human race could be at stake.

Let us join our reporter Ebonku Abaku in Kyrgyzstan where he is with the eminent scientist.

Take it away Ebonku

Ebonku-  - -Thank you Mumuni. So Dr D13, your paper alleges that mankind's future could be
at stake with the recent popular use of Bromance

D13            Yes Ebonku, we were lucky enough to study two subject, code named Hannibal and Eldee
under stringent lab conditions and our results were shocking

Ebonku       How so Dr.

D13             Well, after the use of Bromance, we found that two hitherto heterosexual males were
                   fundamentally transformed, to the extent that women gave them no pleasure anymore.
                   Our best attempts to reverse the transformations proved futile. Our measure might seem
crude but they under normal circumstances should have yielded results. We enlisted the services of Serena Williams, Halle
Berry amongst others, but our lab rats proved unresponsive. It was a most alarming discovery

Ebonku      Were you able to replicate these tests in any other way?

D13               Yes, the same results we had when Bromance was tested on Canines.
Heterosexual Bingo became Homosexual Bingo. irreversibly so.

The consequences I shudder to think about. . . .

Ebonku           Quite astonishing finding DrBack to the studio

Sisikill:
Hmmmm. . . what do we have here? 


BROMANCE COMMERCIAL.

Ruby is sitting on a swing, Eldee is pushing her gently. Camera pans in, she pets his soft cheeks. He smiles and looks into the camera.

Eldee - 10 hrs ago, I had problems expressing my feelings. Every time I tried to, the opposite of what I wanted to say came out.

Ruby gets off the swing.

Ruby - Yes, it was a frustrating time for both of us. I was this close to giving up.

Eldee - Then one day My friend came to see me.

In Black and white -  Lexicon and Eldee talking.

Lexicon - Dude, I have the answer for you.

Eldee - Nothing can help me now.

Lexicon - No, no listen. . .  Have you heard of Bromance?

Eldee - Bromance?

Lexicon - Yes Bromance.

Eldee - What’s that.

Sisikill Suddenly appears.

Sisikill - Bromance is the first step to a new and improved man.

Eldee pushes Lexicon out of the way.

Eldee - Interesting! Tell me more.

Sisikill - Bromance is the process of making guys feel comfortable enough in their skin to be open about their feelings. The first step is to be open with another guy, once that is done, the rest comes easy.

Hannibal comes into the scene, he is holding a rugby stick

Hannibal - Surely there is more to it. Some hidden fees, contract. . . kissing, candle light dinners, feeding each other and sending cards?

Sisikill - Nope, nope no hidden fees, no kissing or candle lit dinners. Just two guys being friends.

Eldee - Neato! How do I start?

Sisikill - It’s easy. First, Hannibal put down the stick, now give ne your hand and yours too, Eldee.

Sisikill joins both hands

Sisikill - Now walk to the field and after 2 mins, stop holding your hands.

Eldee and hanibal walk a couple of feet and then turn,

Hannibal - Wow! This isn't bad.

Eldee - I agree

Sisikill - Told you, easy as ABC.

Hannibal & Eldee - Thanks Sisikill.

Sisikill - No problem guys. That’s why I am here.

Black and White fade. Ruby and Eldee on a picnic mat, Eldee is feeding Ruby fresh strawberries.

Eldee - Bromance saved me.

Ruby - No Bromance saved US.

They both smile and look into the camera

Ruby and Eldee - Thanks Bromance!

Voice over

Bromance. . . a man's path to emotional growth!

See as this place full like Vee Pee tank.

Okay now. . .what is the topic at hand

laters. . .

Do you snore??

come. . . . . make we ask better questions away from this prying eyes