₦airaland Forum

fastmoney:
don't blame grime, blame your low level of intelligence, how can u say grime lyrics r shitty, the only reason most man dun like grime is because bre man think its too fast or the beat dun flow like a regular rap music, bare man knw that grime is deep, go dance your soulja boy tunes man,

look at this yahoo yahoo apprentice abusing me. . .berra go find your level. Oloshi

which kain english be 'bare man' anyway.

bloody Jamo inculcate. . . .gerrout of my face.

@Jakumo

Strange as it may be, the cover was orchestrated by the New Yorker in favour of Obama and not particularly against him.

The New Yorker I think is a left wing journal after all. . . . .

It is a lie. . . .what is this now

Una wan make i vomit my dinner.

From the time wey i dey drop pencil to look girls pants for my primary school,
the normal undies have alwayd done it for me. . . .

I live in the UK, and I have tried so hard to like the rap music
but na lie. . . .E no catch me at all

Kano is okay. . .I liked P's and Q's.

Sway is good too, but perhaps because he is African.

All the rest be panya. The lyrics are rubbish

I remember when So Solid came out with that 21 seconds tune

What kinda lyrics is

Red is my best color

I worship the Devil

Like Ewww. . . .Bruv, go and work in JD Sports.

Hmmm. . , all this anticipation over dark night

I no dey feel am at all.

I watched Batman Begins. . . . .and yes it was dark, yes there was a bit of depth
but I just never got out of the fantasy movie zone. I simply could not take a chap
who sews some body hugging suit with a cape hanging on to him seriously.

Every other person who has bat induced phobia or related issues would see a shrink.

Now compare this with Pan's Labyrinth which straddles the fantasy/reality line as well.

The Spanish Civil war setting lends itself to depth and deep thought. You can take the otherworldly
characters a lot more seriously, cause war is itself an otherworldly experience.

I will watch the Dark Knight, but I will probably just chuckle all the way. And it will not be because of the
Joker alone.

I be crase man online and a pure gentleman in real life.

debosky:
The era of trophies at Arsenal is returning with a bang this new season. . . mark my words

With last season's team plus a few additions

I might have believed you.

Hleb gone, Flamini gone, and no real quality replacements.

The task is looking herculean.

RedHotChic:
YOu still operate around Allen looking for prostitutes on sale, why can't you spend your ill gotten money for once on something more classy?

hehehehe why you dey try exclude yourself like this na?

RedHotChic:
Make sure you wear a face guard before throwing that question.

See me see trouble oo. . . . .

Is the faceguard for roleplay or sexual fantasy abi wetin?

No wahala. . , before i try pipe chick next time.

I will ask her, 'Are you 35 and above?'

hehehehehehe . . . .is good, is good, is good.

Mehn. . . . .A whole fenomeno na im don turn puff puff like this

The greatest player i ever witnessed in my time. . . .


Kai. . . . .It is a pain.

he is still keeping himself for Indira

RedHotChic:
You don't want your woman to achieve orgasm? Uncircumcised females achieve orgasm faster than circumcised ones. So next time you meet a chic, your first line should be : "Hey babe, are you circumcised or not"?

If the girl can come in 10 mins. . . .

Why the hell would she want to go for 50 mins. . . . .

Abegi. . .all these 1hr, 2 hrs marathons na rumor

even the girl sef go tire.

RedHotChic:
What use will a flaccid peewee be to the woman? As long as we are concerned, a man only rules in bed when he stays stiff.

Don't be fooled by all those Indecency flicks. . . . .the guys are juiced up on Burutanchi


But goodness me. . . .I hope the 50 mins includes the pre-intimacy part.

Thinking about inserting and exerting for 50 mins will bloody make me lose my hard on

The man has two choices. . . .

Stay stiff and come quickly

Go flaccid and last longer

no wonder hip replacements don become lucrative business for this country

mehn. . . . .50 mins. . . .say wetin

while i dey satisfy myself. . , e too suppose make imself busy na

RedHotChic:
25 x 2mins = 50 mins ant not even up to an hr.

But seriously, this overextended hours of sex is bloody overrated

50 mins ko 50 mins ni

Conventional wisdom needs to be turned on its head. . . .

If you cannot make a woman cum in 5 mins. . . .then you must simply be seeking a waist workout

RedHotChic:
Strenous? whats strenuous about raising your legs and keeping them steady at a 45 degree angle for about 2 mins?

abi oo. . , makes you wonder why women do all that screaming during labour

All they need do is spread their legs and let the doctor pull the baby out

The baby takes less than two mins to come out anyways  

But come people. . . . . . Una reckon whether Ashewo dey give guarantee for services rendered

Like, will you get a refund if the piping no reach belle

4 Play:
Didn't you guys hear about the fellow in the US that paid for a hooker by giving her free gas or something like that

toto by barter. . . .na wa oo

RedHotChic:
Actually I heard that police men and some soldiers in the northern part of Nigeria  sleep with prostitutes on credit pending their pay day. The prostitutes keep a ledger and add up their bills per pleasure,  

Wonders can never end in Nigeria.

Mehn. . . . .the system of toto credit.

Focust:
I personally believe in the Nigerian dream but to be honest anytime i read 'stone-age' comments like the ones expressed some of the writers, i pray to God to hasten the peaceful dissolution of this country so that we all can go our seperate ways with our dignity intact.

God bless Nigeria, for now!

If only the Northern Muslims that matter would think like this. . . . .we all would be better off

Hannibal:
I hope u don't take bank loans to buy cosmetics. . . . . .Bailiffs can be mean so beware!!!

Bailiffs ain't mean. . . . . . .they are poofs

I have a baseball bat for the next one that will come to my house


Bloody homos turned a 40 pound parking ticket to 300 pounds debt.

Queenisha:
Not at all.
But he's very comfortable by Nigerian standards.

LOL . . .I said that tongue in cheek actually

My point was, Saving is a bit of a fun damper. . . .You enjoy your
money best when you are young.

Queenisha:
No
I don't clip coupons,never have,never will.
I don't wear cheap things either
But I do not waste money
I don't run around town looking to save $1 or $2
But I made my husband buy a cheaper house even though we could afford to live in a gated community with more expensive homes so we could save more.
I learnt it from my dad.
He was frugal to the core and now that he's retired,he's richer than he's ever been by the Grace of God

I bet he is using his saved riches to race lamborghinis, have a flutter in Monaco and having Bond Lady lookalikes at his
beck and call

I guess I watched a different player to you lot. . . .

but its okay.

I still don't understand why people often overlook Ruud's holdup play.

Drogba is often held up as a shining light when it comes to playing the lone man upfront,
but that's because Ruud isn't in the League anymore.

Ruud was a strong boy and he could hold the ball up like no tomorrow.

Invaluable for a team which plays the lone man upfront.

Well Ronaldo's goal tally was also padded with his penalty count. . . .so all join.

Lampard isn't really my cup of tea, style wise, but there is nothing that causes more
headache for a defence than a player coming from deep, to advance beyond the strikers.
Lampard is very good at that. . . . . .So I think he deserves his props.

Gerrard and Lampard don't work I think, because of a debilitating over respect for each other.
Neither one is preapared to take charge.

A better player than Gerrard. . . .Err Rooney perhaps

Hmmm. . . .Well, I will take your word for it.

I have always felt, you can only gauge the mettle of a striker, with how well he can create
space for himself and his team, and not necessarily by his goal tally at the end of the season.

Etoo and Torres have the speed and strength to hold the fort on their own.

I have only seen little of Alves and he doesn't seem to have much of either.

And I do agree, 30 milla for Berbatov is crazy talk. Even at 20 mil, I am hesitant.