₦airaland Forum

The only requirement I have of a relationship is to be given as much space as possible

I don't knw about Dating ooo. . . .

But if na piping level. . . . .no shaking

Gareth Barry or Lampard?

Kit. . .Why you dey diss Lampido like this na.

Na the problem with English folks be this. , . . . .Two good performances in the England shirt
against Russia and Israel no less, and this chap is the hottest thing this side of Jo,

hehehehe. . . . .Alves, you have been chopping at the bit over this chap since he scored 7 goals in a match in the Eredivise.

The guy is the epitome of the 'football age' malaise.

Santa Cruz however looked quality last season. I had watched him at Bayern, and didn't impress me much.

@Hanniball

Oh yeah I forgot. . .Barry is above Carrick in the Three Lions pecking order.

Must explain his value. How much did you lot pay for Carrick again.

23, 24 million?

Why oh why, has Gareth Barry, become one of the must have transfers of the summer.

Last time I checked, his pace is average at best, he is not dominant defensively, his passing
skills are adequate but won't wow you. Neither is he physically imposing, . . . ,

And for 18 million. . . .See inflation

I don't knw why Funmi and Jacqui always argue over some irrelevant heritage.

The only Yorubas that matter are the Egbas. . . . .

Cristalz:
You've fully ''understudied'' me? I'm flattered I hope you know the word 'understudy' means 'trained substitute' (a trained replacement or substitute for somebody).  .  .  .so it is flattering that you've been 'understudying' me  
Whoz met their 'waterloo' now,mr know-it-all? LMAO.

hehehehe. . . . .Classy Yabbing sabi pain person for belle oo

ikamefa:
nuff said!

LOL. . .

E be like say I don luck out again. . .

No shaking. O ti mo ra

Hannibal:
You may have to tread carefully there.
HR Hotness is the identical twin sister of Azeezat in Lagos.
She is so ugly her siblings don't take her to church on sundays.

Guy no spoil bizo for me abeg. . . . . . . . Man must wack

Abi u no hear say UK don enter recession.

So how area na. . . .

You go dey collect lakhs by the dozen sha,

But come. . . .make we talk private abeg

Holla me for yim

Holy mama of Dano. . . .

So na for here you dey invigilate.

ikamefa:
which corner? " "

for mushin olosha? abi for ajegunle  bus stops   

hehehehe . . .from the time wey i don dey watch you, i knw say you be proper ryde or die chikita.

Abeg. . . .Come jor,

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=151495.msg2511492#msg2511492 date=1216157554]Private viewings are very welcome  [/quote]Ojigbijigbi. . . . . . . .It's a wrap

As my first customer. . .you get it for free.

And you will not be disappointed. . . . . .Even if I say so myself

Hannibal:
There's a gay bar in Brighton called "golden ballz"
Your services would be highly needed there.

You should be less obvious with your comments jo. . . .you this IRON MAIDEN

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=151495.msg2511454#msg2511454 date=1216156869]Lemme see the body first, and i will decide  [/quote]Hehehehehe. . . . . . . . .A private viewing can always be arranged.

RedHotChic:
Who knows but the downfall of a man is not the end of his life or do you think that Doyin is finished already?

Abegi. . . .No announce my downfall before the fact.

Ikamefa. . . .ojo pe oo

Come na make we meet for corner

Cristalz:
@doyin13
Only the green-eyed monster will make your skanky nose smell romance where just plain facts exist.   E be like say poverty dey worry you.  .  .or them fire you troway from bank?

E mi. . . .work for bank. Tufiakwa

Banks are nothing but moral cesspits, where souls are sold for money.

I would rather sell my body than work with earth scums like bankers.

Any takers, . . . . .  

Cristalz:
Arguably so.  .  .  .but i'd rather crash down on the ground than 20,000ft in the air. Besides,most drivers in naija are careful now,but up there.  .  .technical malfunction,bad weather,and snap! Hey God.

-Bankers don't hide fees. Anybody in this day and age that still thinks banking services are free is just exhibiting a vast amount of estupidez A sensible person should inquire about charges before starting a relationship with a bank.  Guess common sense ain't so common.And now,bankers even take the time and trouble to explain about charges to customers so whats your point?

-As for your views on politicians and businessmen,don't see how it makes any difference wrt mine.If a politician stays clean or keeps from getting caught,hez still got a steady income right? And about businessmen becoming politicians,your president used to be a lecturer

@pataki
Abj's getting funkily savvier everyday.  .  .you should get back to it

To answer your question,i'm not dating one,   .  .i just happen to have an insider's very vantage point of view

Yes oo. . .Look at them.

No wonder Bankers just dey chop girls throway for Naija, when Babes just dey romanticise them

Shior

Me I like a scrap, so it is a ll good. I guess it is for the love
of the scrap rather than the girl

Okay, seriously, I will fight oo. Chivalry is innate

4 Play:
Kai! I feel like an Obama supporter.

fa fa fa foul. . ,

You acted true to your political persuasion.

Girls are more attracted to guys that are more aloof. . . .

As disingenuos as this might sound, my advice is

If you like a girl, don't make her think you like her too much.

Keep her guessing. . ,

Yahoo boys and Financial Operators.

Their wealth often come in sporadic windfalls, hence they are more likely
to spend the money a tad wastefully.

And as Hannibal has intimated, Money make Romance go round.

Interesting idea, but ultimately fraught with all kinds of peril.

Na 2day!!!!!!

Abeg make person introduce me to Dangote Jazzman. . . . .

There is more to his monopolies than meets the eye.

@topic

I would support a widespread moratorium on the participation of ex politicised military
officers in the politics.

Their continued involvement serves as a link with the excesses of the past.

Fair enough, it is your prerogative which political bandwagon you choose to line behind,
but it is another practically demonising the political record of the other at every juncture
as you seem to do on these threads.

This vindictive man as you call him has twice ceded power to a civillian administration, something
which your own political hero failed to do even once, and the country suffered through the dark Abacha
years as a result.

You accuse Obj of being vindictive, but a period of self reflection is warranted in your case.

When IBB critics come to this forum, you are quick to demand more rigorous evidence to prove
their claims, but when claims of any sort are made against Obj your burden of proof is substantially dminished.

BIG B1

You are bloody relentless lol

The origins of all our problems according to you = OBJ + Ribadu

Such reductionism serves no useful purpose, especially for someone who claims to
be solution oriented.

Seriously, it is beginning to sound like a personal vendetta rather than the deduction of
an unbiased mind.

Jeez, are you sure you are not IBB's campaign manager.

Big B1:
Why do you think David Mark is not fit for his position?

And besides what Caruso just contributed, who can forget this rascal was part of a very disrepute

cabal of overpoliticised soldiers, who delayed democracy in Nigeria almost a generation.

If a guy comes up to me from nowhere, all prissy, asking me

'Would you like a drink', my gaydar would be at high alert. I will be sizing up which part
of his face i should bash first

But if he comes like, 'Ol bob. . . .how you dey na, you don shack,'. . .  . . I go surely obtain.

Hannibal:
Or PARAGA. . . . .

Hannibal:
Or PARAGA. . . . .

You know that kain thing na. . . . .Even the homo go fear imself.