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Romance › Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by doyin13(m): 12:30am On Jul 14, 2008
I no fit accept drink from guy wey jus show from nowhere sha. . . . . .

Except he come like proper guy-man. , . . .  .

And Debo ask for red wine. . . .Wetin do Big Stout
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by doyin13(m): 12:26am On Jul 14, 2008
Besides his propensity to cause chemistry issues off field,

I don't think there is any better point man in the world than E'too

Pace, strength for such a little chap, finishing ability, good within a team framework. . . .

and still young but with vast experience.

No one better in the world. . . . No one.
Sports › Re: Nba Season '08/09 by doyin13(m): 12:12am On Jul 14, 2008
The knicks were the team that killed basketball, and Pat Riley was the primary Orchestrator.

Bloody chap slowed down the game with his play calling etc.

Turned Basketball into a fiesta of X and O'S
Romance › Re: Do You Need To Be Married To Be Truly Fulfilled? by doyin13(m): 12:08am On Jul 14, 2008
But folks, marriage is to be dreaded na. . . .

It has and will always require a little prodding
Romance › Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by doyin13(m): 12:00am On Jul 14, 2008
Oh yes. . . .Debo thanks for reminding me jo angry angry angry

There was one particularly annoying time back in Uni. . . . .

I was chatting up these chicks and seemingly getting somewhere only to
find out they were going to a gay club. Naturally I was about to say sayonara,
then one winked at me, promising two for one, if i followed them.

That was what swayed me oo. I follow them enter.

Worst decision I ever made in my fucking life.

One Oloshi gay with Italian Accent come meet me. . . . .

''Honey, I am a gay, and I know you would love to take a long drag out of me''

Sweet mother of Jesus  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by doyin13(m): 11:50pm On Jul 13, 2008
Annoying pick up lines ke. . . . . . .  .

Am too busy sizing up the mark, to be hearing any pick up lines cheesy cheesy
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by doyin13(m): 11:32pm On Jul 13, 2008
EROTICA

She had been gone for two days now. . . . . . Can't really say I missed her.
We were strangers, or like stranger, awkward in close quaters, conversations
with pregnant gaps, where we looked askance, wondering how we had come to
be in the first place.

It wasn't meant to be like this.

Prior to moving in together, our relationship had been one tease, layer after layer
unwrapped in fits, each new plateau awe inspiring, flying without wings, on a magic carpet
of sheer emotional bliss.

It wasn't sexual or nothing like that. . . . .

It really didn't matter after all. We enjoyed each other's company, a mutual conspiracy where each
explored the other.The Physical consumation when it did happen, would be the marzipan, the topping
on a celestial cake.

Or so we thought. . . . .

Nothing spoils that most intimate of occassions like the way pressure can. We know not whence it came, but come
it did. This was the last threshold, the final frontier to emotional nirvana, and we got stuck, or we simply plain stank at it.
My member failed me initially, and when i managed a semblance of stiffness, the damage had already been done. She blamed
herself, refused to look into my eyes as I tried to make an impression inside her. She did not so much as moan, just a
tedious whimper.

The magic carpet developed holes, and we fell back to earth with an emotional thud. Self blame, self pity, self immolation, . . .
We both turned inwards, eyes avoiding each other, speech that used to flow, became a chore. It must have been CGI fantasy, our
earlier 'tryst'. All so sudden was our distancing, it all seemed so surreal. If not for moving in together so soon, a complete dissolution
of our relationship was a given. We did try again, with the same results if not worse. I literally failed to rise to the occassion, my phallus
having developed a recalcitrant posture of total deflation. . . . . . . . .

So when she said, she had to be out of town for the week, there was palpable relief on both sides. Perhaps a chance
for pressure free introspection. . . . . .to source our solutions for moving forward





I DEY COME JOR. . . . . THE THING DEY TAKE TOO LONG
Fashion › Re: Salons In London That Give Great Haircuts ? by doyin13(m): 9:45pm On Jul 13, 2008
I suspect say HAIRPORT INTERNATIONAL for Peckham there fit handle that kain work.
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by doyin13(m): 8:17pm On Jul 13, 2008
una fit move on sha. . . .

me i never write my own erotica.

the problem be say, i have to narrow down the details.

too much experience. . . .nah mean grin grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Nba Season '08/09 by doyin13(m): 1:10am On Jul 13, 2008
Are you freaking kidding me. . . .

I just found out Brent Barry once won the Slam Dunk contest.

Now that is a shocker. . . .He beat Finley too, and Finley had mad hops back in the days you know.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by doyin13(m): 7:36pm On Jul 12, 2008
Hannibal:
Before u school your clan about European football, u need to learn Geography.
Is this not the same Dayokanu that said Republic of Ireland is part of the UK?? tongue tongue tongue tongue
Hannibal, this cracked me up real bad, for reasons I cannot fully fathom cheesy cheesy

Nothing do you abeg. . , . . . Omo nla fun ra re
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by doyin13(m): 2:49am On Jul 12, 2008
@Neegro Ntns

That was a good piece of learnig. . . . .
Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by doyin13(m): 1:41am On Jul 12, 2008
David. . , it is a knockout cheesy
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by doyin13(m): 1:34am On Jul 12, 2008
[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=149836.msg2496018#msg2496018 date=1215822340]I could feel his pulse deep there inside mingled with my own, a shadow chasing the feeling of his silken fullness.  As he moved, I whimpered helplessly, aware of my own rising frenzy to keep him there.  I reached out to roughly take his hair into my hands as if in fear that he would stop. His scent. his touch, taunting me sweetly, easing over my hot skin in a wash of sensual joy. He reached for me now, turning me away from him so that he could take me from behind as I preferred.  His movements quickened, and he became more the animal, less the man.

There would be little restraint left for me at that point, for as I pushed back against him while he drove in and out of me, that subtle rising itch within me began, and I wanted more of it.  He turned my face to the side so that his tongue could play about my lips, but I was already at the height of my excitement and started to cry out against his mouth.  He felt so right, so natural and so good that I could have cried for pleasure.  The tender weakness stole over me so that I shook until the roots of my hair were soaked, gripping him tightly with my body, refusing to let go.

Then he seemed to gasp, stopping suddenly, increasing the speed of his thrusts.  He moaned softly over and over as he came violently inside of me.  Our heavy breathing filled the space of the empty room in tune with the rain outside hitting the windows.

A few minutes later, while I lay there wrapped up in his warm embrace, I suddenly realise I didn't know his name. . . .   cheesy
[/quote]Ol bob. . . .I sure would like to meet you

And I promise not to tell you my name. hehehehehe
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by doyin13(m): 12:13am On Jul 12, 2008
I am haunted ooo. . . .Nightmares, phantasmogoria, ila buruku


Haunted by a scene from way back. An event from childhood. Gosh, thinking about it. . . . .

They tell me, reliving the story with other will provide some relief. . . . . .

I was in Primary 1 then, or was it Primary 2. Anyways, it don't really matter.
We were the prey-mantis hunters back then, me and my clique. And boy were we good. We would jump on the
hopping suckers and tear them apart limb by limb. legs first, heads last, i guess to make sure every ounce of pain
registered in the creature's brain.

Our hunting ground was a large parcel of grass. Overgrown weeds seething with hopping preys. What a delight.
We would tease the poor mantis to exhaustion, until it literally gave up and gave in to its Gothic fate. Right in an obscure corner
of this grounds was a one of those contraptions, I suspect almost unique to Nigeria. Everywhere else in the world, at least other places
I have been, their cesspits/septic tanks are buried undergoround. But in many locales in Nigeria, as if to show off an architectural marvel,
their crowns are allowed to rear the head for all to see. Archetypal 'Towers of Shit' you might say.

But this particular one on our playground was no longer concrete on top. In several places where it had given way, it ws augmented
with planks of wood. Of course it reeked. We are talking about the shit of little pikins here, excreta derived from a sweet tooth. But we kids
never noticed. You can ignore most things when you are having fun, and what was more fun than ripping a Prey-Mantis apart.

Amongst us Barbarians, was an especially outstanding hunter. While we ripped our victims with a degree of remorse, he ripped his with glee, a guttural
emmision right from the depths. And he was an avid hunter. There was no talking with Ekaete when he was on a mission. All and everything was fazed out.  And so it was on this day. He was on the tail of his quarry with even more zeal than usual. But this mantis was almost inexhastible. It skipped in all
directions, evading capture. The more it skipped, the more resolute was Ekaete.  Just as Ekaete seemed to be getting one up on the mantis, in one last
act of defiance, the mantis heaved itself up on the contraption, and with equal zeal Ekaete hopped after it.

The Wood gave way. . . . . . ,  . . , . .  . .Mantis and Ekaete falling down one seeming maelstrom of IGBE



It so happened that I had been the only spectator to the whole drama. The other members of our murderous group
were off in a little corner, marvelling at each other's conquests. I simply stood there. . . my little mind trying to comprehend what had happened.
Then I started crying, I was crying as I ran to the nearest class to the nearest adult.

I found one. . , .' Tisha, Tisha, Tisha. . . . .Ekaete has fallen into the suck-away'

It is remarkable how swift she was. . . . or how she understood me. She went to another class, grabbed a male teacher, and egged me on.

We got there, almost all of him gone. . . . .quicksand or quickshit had almost swallowed him. His fingers were all we could see, a last cry for salavation

He was pulled out, in all his brown faecal glory. Laid out on the floor, non breathing. They quickly started pumping at his chest, and with every maggot, every green slimy faeces, or brown nugget of igbe that spewed forth from his mouth, we all thought Ekaete was gone.

But then he coughed, he coughed again. . . .and for comic measure, one of the adults who had gathered round suggested,
'Make person give am Mouth to Mouth' na.

I had long gone though. . . .The picture of all that excreta thriving forth from my friend's mouth had been too much.

The image that lives with me till today. . . . . .The one that haunts me. The cause of my 'Nocturnia'
Sports › Re: Make Champions League Return To One Team Per Country Abeg by doyin13(op): 8:48pm On Jul 11, 2008
Hannibal:
What has age gotta do with wisdom . . . . . .
Every roach, vermin and idiot on this forum knows i am more intelligent than u, oldest man on Nairaland.
LOL. . . .i guess that is why they are called roaches, vermins or idiots

Hannibal:
Solomon was wiser than Methuselah so take a cue. . . .
I will indulge you then. . . . .You are a proper SOLO.

Hannibal:
Champions league should be about the best teams in Europe. . . . If a country can provide all the 16 teams competing, then its AMEN!!!!
Then a bit disingenuous calling it Champions League, don't you think.

Haaaaa. . . . .These likkle pickneys.  tongue tongue
Sports › Re: Make Champions League Return To One Team Per Country Abeg by doyin13(op): 7:00pm On Jul 11, 2008
This pikin don come again with im rickety rhetoric.

So when English champions could not get past the quarter finals in the 90's,
they should have been totally disregarded. . . . . .Shittttt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by doyin13(m): 6:52pm On Jul 11, 2008
It is a pain, when fortunate folks resort to condescension
when addressing the less fortunate. . . .

On the other hand. . . . . .I think Wenger is prolly best for the Reserve or Youth teams

He seems to like them young
Politics › Re: President Yar'adua Should Resign! by doyin13(m): 6:45pm On Jul 11, 2008
Yaradua seems to lack any potential or kinetic energy
Sports › Re: Make Champions League Return To One Team Per Country Abeg by doyin13(op): 6:34pm On Jul 11, 2008
Mehn. . . . . . . .I remember the good old days of the Champions Cup, Champions only
and no group stage.

Straight into knock out.
Music/Radio › Re: ~African Artists Around The World~ by doyin13(m): 4:25am On Jul 11, 2008
its cool sha, representing african music.

Although I guess my own tastes of Africa are a tad more esoteric
Music/Radio › Re: Yahooze Or Gongo Aso - Which Is Longer? by doyin13(m): 3:45am On Jul 11, 2008
ahn ahn. . . .you for humor the boy now, guy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by doyin13(m): 3:27am On Jul 11, 2008
@Debosky

I understand your wait and see attitude, but you do agree, if things are to change for the better,
Arsenal will need to add quite a few more pieces.
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by doyin13(m): 1:37am On Jul 11, 2008
@Lady T, Onyinye and Gold Finch

Glad you liked it. , . .
Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by doyin13(m): 1:13am On Jul 11, 2008
The Club

It always shocked me. Why did they bother calling me on Friday nights to come clubbing with them.
Did they derive some kind of pervese pleasure from my obvious discomfort in that rowdy setting. The noise that passes
for music splitting my delicate cranium. And why oh why, do they make me witness what I cannot possibly have. The revelations
of the female flesh all so close, yet so far away. Hips that sway, bosoms that literally bounce, backsides that dance to a Juju beat. It is torture I
tell you, sheer torture.

I could always refuse their invitations of course. Its not like they put a gun to my head. Well I confess, I am a Viewer. I might not be able to
touch, but I can sure see. Helps the visualition, when I stroke the monkey for the consequent days before I freshen up the images at the next
club sessions. And you the reader might wonder why I simply don't take a chance with one of these ladies, perhaps  I might find a lady with the
same awkward disposition as myself who might take a chance on me. Well I did try. I once sighted a cross eyed, knock kneed lady acroos the dance floor
from me, almost a feminine replica of myself. I thought here must be a like mind, a kindred spirit, with which I cannot possibly fail. I walked through the
gyrating bodies. I stood in front of her, a John Travolta in Grease pose. And then I smiled. Would you like to dance I asked. She stared back through
those thick rimmed glasses, and shock horror, she started shedding tears. She bawled, screamed, and the eyes of the whole world seemed to fall on me
at that moment. I looked around for help. Wale and Thomas were busy trying to distance themselves as far away from me as possible. The club lights came on. , . . . .  and all the lights seemed to be on me. I always fancied the idea of being the centre of attention but this. . . . .

But I still returned to the clubs again following another invitation. But this time, I was clear about my remit. Look, but don't even come close at all. So I looked, the ass, the boobies, the thighs. All useful for a serial self-servicer like myself. On the off chance of slightest eye contact, I never even bothered. I simply stared face down, the perfect pose of submission.

All was as it should be on this particular occassion. I had been adding to my memory bank at a fast pace, an especially busy night. Then I noticed at the
corner of my eye, this absolute stunna had her eyes fixated on me. Oh my god, was she gorgeous. I thought she might have noticed my perverse activity in the club, but I thought, why me, every bloody male was at it, ogling and cooing at every female. And I thought 'Bugger off Woman'. She must have heard, cause almost immediately she started to walk towards me.

What the hell, I thought

Her walk was as sensual as she was beautiful. And her eyes never strayed from me and the hovel i had securely fastened myself.

She is coming towards me ooo. . . .Which kain wahala be this again.

She came right in front of me. I stared nervously all over the place wondering how many would witness the forthcoming embarassment.
Suddenly she brought her lips to my ear, and softly cooed, ' I like you'. Her fingers were on my neck tracing a path of arousing tease, She had me all covered with her frame. There was no escape. I was trying to move my hands out the way when it grazed against her nether regions. Yes, I mean her
down below.

My apology was swiftly on its way. . . .when it got stifled in my throat.

Hold on a moment, I thought. That isn;t right. That felt like a banana, a sausage, a cucumber. . . . . .

E ma gba mi. . . . . . .This man is a woman

I looked at the man-woman, and there in he/she's eyes was a knowing look. It was daring, as if to say, ' I am a man- - - - -so what'

The rage was coming, me, a naija boy. It is never meant to happen.

I looked at the man woman, head to toe. The legs, the full rambunctious figure. Then I looked at the eyes again.

We stared at each other for what seemed an eternity, all else dulled out. Just me and this thing.

Then I put my hands around the man-woman's neck, pulled violently towards me, and brought those
sultry lips towards mine. . . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by doyin13(m): 12:00am On Jul 11, 2008
I nor knw why nobody pay attention to my Obagoal suggestion. una suppose be patriotic Naija na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by doyin13(m): 11:48pm On Jul 10, 2008
Cristalz:
@doyin

Seems someone got you a dictionary recently :
After we follow you yarn english and you no soji. . . .na im we decide to talk for your level

Cristalz:
We are highly dishonored by your presence,k? Go give your thread some CPR grin
You don't knw how much I would like to wrap the thread around your neck
Sports › Make Champions League Return To One Team Per Country Abeg by doyin13(op): 11:39pm On Jul 10, 2008
The current format has diluted the competition.

Wetin you lot think?

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