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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hottest Chick On Nairaland by doyin13(m): 2:15am On Jul 05, 2008
@acidrop

no vex me oo. . . .Hell hath no fury like a man scorned

And you don reject me pass dagbo cassette tape.

@jen kad

it goes against the natural laws of nature. wetin una go talk if
i start to dey show my picshurr to Jackal.? Although the paki boy dey put
my pic for im wall cheesy cheesy cheesy

@Mesme-Oyan

With chest like yours. . . . . , .I go be Ashewo twenty times over
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hottest Chick On Nairaland by doyin13(m): 2:09am On Jul 05, 2008
the hottest babe na jenny kadry ooo

she try use corny corny show her picshurr the other day to
one girl. e no knw say bad boy like me, I always dey on the prowl. . . .


Bo. Come first. How come na girl you dey sneak your picshurr give.

E be like say you dey roll one kain one kain abi. . . . talk true.
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by doyin13(m): 12:29am On Jul 05, 2008
Thug Life:
Cos u don dey lift weight now,u dey do shakara cheesy cheesy cheesy
don't hate appreciate tongue
Mesmerize:
lmao!!!

@doyin
you suck your thumb. . eww gross
Mesmerize. . . .you know you have what I'd rather be sucking cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by doyin13(m): 12:18am On Jul 05, 2008
Abeg comot your pic. . . . . . .You look like Occultist
Literature › A Review Of Zadie Smith's White Teeth by doyin13(op): 12:04am On Jul 05, 2008
Ever since I read Andrea Levy's Small Island,
all books that have come after regardless of the
disparities in their subject matter have been measured
against that book, my favourite for a few months now.

Zadie Smith's White Teeth has the life of Immigrants like Levy's
book as its theme. But where Levy's book is funny, with pages crackling
with scenes of pure comedy, Smith's debut novel has a bit more depth, the characters
a lot more varied as well as being socially and politically relevant in general.

The friendship between a Bengali immigrant Iqbal and the mumbling Englishman Archie is at the
centre of the book. Their friendship cemented in the Belgian woods durin World War II where they
had been colleagues in the British Army. Separated for years, they would be reconciled again years later.
They would both take young wives and the offsprings would come to play a pivotal part
in the plot.

Their reconciliation occurs in a much changed Britain. Infact, the book almost reads as the historical descent
of Britain from Colonial heavyweight to aided winner in World War II to a modern nation, unsure of itself, liberal
to the point of a farce, where appeasing immigrants or saving mice are worthy causes.

Archie's young bride for example is the granddaughter of a buccaneering English sailor who had sailed to Jamaica, cutting a
picture akin to  Captain Jack, the Honorable Pirate of the Carribean. We are also briefly acquainted with condescending colonial
Lords who in various instances give morsels of charity to their colonial vassals. It seemed like such great fun to be British back then.

Fast forward a couple of generations, and the proud days of yore have given way to an Island nation with as much power as its geographical size. Our white British characters are Archie who tosses a coin before he makes an important decision in his life, or the uber-liberal family who are taken for a ride by Iqbal's twin offsprings.

The Immigrants themselves do not fare any better. The crisis of Identity, the hankering for a homeland left behind all make them
pitiful. Iqbal's life in London is so 'pathetic', the exploits of his great great grandfather in the previous century during an uprising that was
ultimately crushed is his primary source of pride. Archie's brides mother, a Jamaican, lives in a dinghy South London flat, a Jehovah's Witness
frantically waiting for the coming of Jesus.

All rather a sad picture you might say. Well it is. I was laughing away, cause like Levy, Smith is also adept at creating comical scenes and absurd situtations
with her characters. But I became more muted the deeper I got into the book. After all I am a Nigerian immigrant, living in a dinghy South London flat, every now and then I imagine myself in the cool Lagos breeze, with people that fully get my accent.

Levy's book is still my favourite. The scenes in that book still haunt me from time to time, and I get all these weird looks from
Londoners, probably wondering, who is this weird weird Assylum seeker laughing to his bloody self.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by doyin13(m): 11:18pm On Jul 04, 2008
I suspect Quieroz is a Brian Kidd clone.

Good as an Assistant. . , . . . . .At best capable as the head honcho

Look at the mess he made of Real when he was boss.
Sports › Re: Nigeria's Greatest Soccer Star? by doyin13(m): 11:05pm On Jul 04, 2008
Funmi ooo. . . .Dem suppose reserve nairaland ID- - - - -UBIQUITOUS, for you.
Sports › Re: Do You Believe Roger Clemens Didn't Take Steriods? by doyin13(m): 7:33pm On Jul 04, 2008
I hardly keep abreast of baseball anymore sha. . . .

But the baseball world has turned on its head. . . . .The Devil Rays leading
Yankess and Red Sox shocked shocked shocked shocked

Oh well. . . . .Baseball is one of the few democratic sports out there.

As per Roger. . . . . .he reminds me of an old law professor of mine.
His mantra was- - - - - - - - - -- -Deny Deny Deny. . . . . . .In fact deny your mother.
Sports › Re: Razorr On STV? by doyin13(m): 6:19pm On Jul 04, 2008
Kitaun. . . .I agree with you sha

These stills no dey complimentary at all.
Sports › Re: Tennis Is Interesting Again! by doyin13(m): 5:33pm On Jul 04, 2008
The Nadal Match in a nutshell. . . .

Schuettler serving for the second set at 5-4.

Nadal starts to slice the ball to mid court and
Schuettler looks so uncomfortable handling the low ball.

Loses his serve to 15. End of Match.
Politics › Re: ?is Igbo-part Of Najia Really To Dangerous For Charity Work ? by doyin13(m): 1:22pm On Jul 04, 2008
Hmmm. . . .Personally I wouldn't recommend you going to Nigeria for Charity work.

There are better places in Africa where your efforts will be met with more appreciation.

Ghana is a lot more stable, as are Mali, Senegal etc.
Sports › Re: The Problem With Wayne Rooney! by doyin13(m): 1:18pm On Jul 04, 2008
Rooney no be my fave person for the world.

But as a footballer. . . . .I reckon he is still United's most important player.

Tevez did well last season, seemingly making Rooney somewhat expendable,
but it won't be the first time a player flames out in his second season.

Whether by talent or by sheer will, Rooney can impose himself on any team and he is
almost unstoppable. You only need remember the FA Cup match from two seasons ago
when he was the only United player to show up.

It is also not mere coincidence, all of the matches bar one United lost in the League last
season, Rooney was absent.

Don't sleep on this brother's talent oo, the English have a penchant for hyping up their
players, but Rooney is all wheat. . , . .No chaff at all
Politics › Re: Nothing Is Innately Wrong With Nigeria by doyin13(m): 1:28am On Jul 04, 2008
Davidylan touched on all the core issues.

There are innate problems with Nigeria from a structural perspective.

If Leadership at the top doesn't resolve the structural anomalies anytime soon,
militant violence might spread to other parts of the Federation and not the Delta
alone.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Are Rude And Agressive by doyin13(m): 12:12am On Jul 04, 2008
Morenisex. . . . .e be like say u never live true to your name na why you get so much anger
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by doyin13(m): 9:20pm On Jul 03, 2008
It must be scary for folks at the Emirates all the talk is about players leaving,
and none about any coming.

Whats going on with the Nasri Trade? If he is coming, me thinks they dropped a clanger.

The premier young talent in France is Ben Arfa not Nasri (excluding Benzema of course)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by doyin13(m): 8:54pm On Jul 03, 2008
debosky:
Which kain blind optimism? I'm not hoping for them to slip up or anything, just saying the prem will be exciting, even if we do know the usual suspects aka big 4 will still be thereabouts at the end of the season.  wink
Yep. . . .The Big 4

Last Season's trophy Winners and unfortunate triple runners up

Pompey, Spurs, United and Chelsea cool cool cool cool
Music/Radio › Re: Nas Vs Jayz by doyin13(m): 8:52pm On Jul 03, 2008
Hannibal

I will take you to the candy shop

I will not let you lick my lolipop. . . . . . .
Sports › Re: Tennis Is Interesting Again! by doyin13(m): 8:44pm On Jul 03, 2008
Talking of hair. . . . .the girl need perm her hair abeg.

The hair dey make am look like Bulgarian Gypsy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by doyin13(m): 8:43pm On Jul 03, 2008
debosky:
Wenger isn't dropping anything, he is infusing the killer ingredient - finishing strong wink

I saw the man at Euro '08looking so fresh and relaxed; he is FULLY recharged to drive the boys to victory this time around - too many questions are being asked of his managerial ability and HE knows this is the time to shut the questioning hordes up. Thats why he's played hardball with Ade and Hleb so far. . . he is in menacing mood no doubt and the results will translate to the pitch next season. cool

The red devils (IF they don't lose Ronaldo) will definitely have the edge next time around still, but man, with Scolari on board and Hughes at City, so many new dynamics have been added to the prem, so the twists and turns will be of epic proportions, can't wait! tongue
Blind Optimism: cue end of season hidden faces, stammerings and indecipherable mumblings

Humility my dear boy. . , Humility
Sports › Re: Tennis Is Interesting Again! by doyin13(m): 8:28pm On Jul 03, 2008
JeSoul:
shocked  shocked   angry  angry
I guess the Simons of the world can now do us all a favor by shutting up and crying themselves to sleep in the reality of another WS finals.
 in other words a classy match would be one without any "color"
color tv revolutionise the world na

and you americans should learn how to spell jo. . . .It is colour not color tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by doyin13(m): 8:15pm On Jul 03, 2008
@Cristalz

I am about to open one of those cheesy 'I am in love with X' (where X is some nairaland female)

threads, the public declaration of my amorous intentions.

Cristalz: The Red Gem to Tame this Pompous Devil  cheesy cheesy grin
Music/Radio › Re: Nas Vs Jayz by doyin13(m): 8:09pm On Jul 03, 2008
That is what parochial minded folks always bring up.

Sales. . . . .Sales. . . . . . .Sales.

Hannibal, you are a Pop Music fan, not a Hip Hop head.
Sports › Re: Tennis Is Interesting Again! by doyin13(m): 7:51pm On Jul 03, 2008
Davidylan, . . . . .

The men's game of the 90's had a lot more depth o.

Stefan Edberg was a player for the ages. Won the Australian, Wimbledon and US

Jim Courier was also a multi grand slam winning player.

Sergei Brugera dominated the French Open for a few seasons.

The talent pool was deep. Bar Wimbledon which Sampras dominated, all the other
slams dey rotate around numerous players

Medvedev himself was not a one slam wonder. He had threatened such a performance
for years but was an unfulfilled talent.

The 90's was the ish. Moreso than even the Borg, Connors, Mcenroe era.
Sports › Re: Tennis Is Interesting Again! by doyin13(m): 7:34pm On Jul 03, 2008
Kai it was commonplace

Maleeva Washington(I think that was his first name) got to the Wimbledon final against Richard Krajicek in 1996.
And Wimbledon is the hardest surface to cause a surprise

I bet you don't remember Dreyfus, some Belgian sha who got to the final against Sergei Brugrera at the French.

Or Medevedev also, getting to within one set of the French Open against Agassi.

Thomas Muster came from nowhere to win the French.

I could go on and on. Shoot, I forgot to add Stefan Edberg, the best serve and volley man this side of Sampras.
or the Steely Ivan Lendl. . .

Even our own Duke Udozor was causing ripples way back. Maybe that was a bit of a stretch sha. His Wimbledon quater final was '85

The era was packed.

Michael Chang got to finals though. . . .Just couldn't get over the hump. I remember he won that 'Grand Slam' tourney a few times as well.
Sports › Re: Tennis Is Interesting Again! by doyin13(m): 7:25pm On Jul 03, 2008
davidylan:
Cant the Williamses do something about their hair though? shocked

Tennis, up until the late 90s, remained an elitist white sport. I'm not surprised by the virulence of the anti-Williams attacks. A lot of folks blame them for introducing power tennis. Venus has a 100 mph second serve while Murray can only manage 85 mph. No surprise the English are still sulking. smiley
hehehehehe. . . .Murray still try. Her second is as fast as Santoro' first serve
Sports › Re: Tennis Is Interesting Again! by doyin13(m): 7:23pm On Jul 03, 2008
@Davidylan

I only just saw your diss of Michael Chang. Guy, you dey diss a whole Michael Chang shocked shocked shocked shocked

I actually disagree with you the Sampras era was not competitive. Far from it.

His era spanned the likes of Courier, the aforementioned Chang, Michael Stich, Boris Becker for a time,
Ivanisevic, Agassi duh, Cedric Pioline, Thomas Muster, Kafelnikov, gosh. . . . . .the era was packed.

Sampras was not a bad player. He had the game to justify being no 1 in the game for the time he did.
But I would expect the greatest of all time, display a lot more dexterity.
Sports › Re: Nba Playoffs 08-predictions by doyin13(m): 7:14pm On Jul 03, 2008
The only thing that has derailed the American game in recent seasons
is the decline in shooting ability.

The Vince Carter era of players valued jumping over a Seven Footer than shooting
from beyond the arc. This team has been having trouble in International competitions
since Sydney 2000, where they scraped into the final with a two point victory over the
Lithuanian team.

There seems to be an ongoing evolution in the NBA'S skillsl orientation. Shooters are almost as appreciated
as athletic specimens.

There is still a long way to go though. The way Dwight Howard was throwing bricks in the name of a hook shot
might have convinced Hakeem he might have a chance to earn some more dollars.
Sports › Re: Tennis Is Interesting Again! by doyin13(m): 6:43pm On Jul 03, 2008
Well it was a case of 'Saved by the Serve'.

Serena looked so uncomfortable playing the groundstrokes.
She didn't play for the corners or down the line, all towards the centre
and that Zheng was so good at finding angles.

Well she is through sha. I hope we see more competition this time between the sisters.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by doyin13(m): 6:13pm On Jul 03, 2008
Look as Pompey dey cause rumpus within the United Camp. . . . .

As soon as we acquire Crouchie. . .the first trophy in our cabinet for this season will be
the Charity Shield
Sports › Re: Tennis Is Interesting Again! by doyin13(m): 5:59pm On Jul 03, 2008
The only thing wrong with Serena right now is her mind state.

When she got broken in the Second set, you could see her get a grip
of her game and break right back almost to love.

She has too much power. Her Achilles heel has always been her forehand
which breaks down from time to time, and it has shown at various times in the match.

The Zheng babe is okay sha. . . .They should just feed her more EWA so she can grow taller grin
Romance › Re: Who Is The Happiest On The Wedding Day? by doyin13(m): 4:50pm On Jul 03, 2008
The Wedding guests wey com chop awoof.
Sports › Re: Tennis Is Interesting Again! by doyin13(m): 4:47pm On Jul 03, 2008
The two ladies singles have been a procession so far.

The quality match of the day is Schuettler v Clement.

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