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@funkybaby

come on sharrap there

see as spit dey comot from your mouth

u know say u like the boy com dey pretend for here

nonsense

@poster

go on forward jo
u be fine boy
atutupuyoyo

@debosky

i am getting feelers you're trying to sign me

can't blame you its all within me

peeps know me all the way to Cincinatti

_{Oya start to dey call Jazzy o}

@muki

your man says he is a gunner

but if i see that brother

he might best do a runner

_{i too much abeg}

@acidrop

I was just about to correct somze u know

snazzydawn:
dayyyyuuuummmmmm! I actually drooled!

me too

somze:
doyin
don't worry, i'll bring this one home

Yes reel her in like a fish

And let us admire with relish


_{boy can i rhyme}

If that bad 'cat' somze can't
have any success with the
ladies, what chances do we
minnows have?

@ptb

no she didn't and i ain't got to google nothing girl

PTBNaija:
I don't know about Marvin Gaye. . .but I heard Mariah Carey sing it

I've been around. . .waiting until I start packing.

Ptb. You be real olodo o

Na when Mariah Carey sing that song.?

@Babeelove

Well perhaps the punishment should be left as an option for the victims family to excercise.

Not everybody has the same forgiving spirit as yourself.

if my child was killed, nothing would give me more satisfaction than to have the criminal's life taken as well.

It would be a cathartic experince for me.

@poster

no mind them jare

U be the man.

Confidence is everything/

I sure say if you smile
all the girls go mara.

Why you dey shout my name like so.

Just whisper

No mind me jare.

I took a wild guess.

It is the main college in the area
of the bus routes wey you mention.

No fear o

nana:
Doyinhow did u know i attended lambeth college?

See o.

I tell you say I know you . U think say na lie?

Yeah Hotlanta peeps

Holla

How y'all think the Falcons gonna do this year.?

Men Jackal no diss Ben Iroha o

Irona na Igwe back in the days

You remember that goal wey he
score against Ivory Coast for
Tunisia 94.

Men na bad guy.

I won't lie. There are some times when I hear of crimes in the UK that I wished we had the death penalty;

lalaboi

no mind me jare

oya Soldier

Attention

How Nana now?

@Gamine

You missed a trick

i would have suggested

Bastard Bastard Bastard

@mishoo

may you watch out for Gamine o

she don put many a friendly nairaland members to the sword.

So my advice is: she loves rude bastards

All this making up and good spirit.

Makes me sick

Gamine:
i was textin loverboy

n he fell asleep

Does that say more about you than him or vice versa

guess i have to wish eh

Wish the staff canteen was closer so I could get some hobnobs

@uloh

just leave your hi5 address here now

he hard pass that one.

Ol bob

no dey start that kain rumour o

When ur third born dey born triplets

my third born dey collect im pension

nana no lie

na so una dey talk fot Lambeth college for ther.

abi I lie.

nana see as all the mans yeah

are after you yeah

what

are you going to give them your number yeah

cos they about to mash up each other you know yeah

Uloh:
anyway sha your eyebrow fine

Uloh na wetin u for talk since
wey you dey pass long route

Oya Mishoo stop being a geek
and take charge of the lady

@uloh

i suggest you go marry your dad then

@uloh

don't be fooled

its a virus

rasulua:
Mishoo i heard u callin my name.
I missd u too

Come Come guys.

Too much love dey pass btw una o

lalaboi

u be yeye boy o

u dey here dey salute wey all manner of boys wan take ur chick

better buckle up bruv