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[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=226621.msg3594477#msg3594477 date=1237004893]TOYOSI,

dntmind doyin13, babes.

He just dey jealous you

And that's his style of trying to court you [/quote]na wa oo. . .I am sure she is a big enuff girl morenike

this treating her with kid gloves is really unbecoming.

I even had one mod sending me private messages warning me to stop looking at her profile 

@topic

she is jus light skinned jare.

chamotex:
Someone just registered as "PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS".

Doyin13, is that you?

tpia. . .no vex na

I recuse myself from all your issues. .

I leave you in the hands of aloy.emeka

@Morenike
Mongoose

@Toyosi

omo kwara, like say i send you.
And why is it the moment you put up a new pic, this thread is ur first port of call.
To lap up all the adulation abi. Shameless


@Topic

the boy wants to be Flava Flav

Its a real shame with the use of synthesizers. . . . .I don't know why they ape the ''Horn of Africa'' style, when the Senegambian style with traditional instruments like the Kora, ngoni etc. is clearly musically superior.

ayamatanga

davidylan:
na wa o . . . people can keep grudges sha . . .

but me i wasn't grudging na. . . and see all the trouble i got into

the lass is insane

i only called her a ratpoison seller

tpia:
I still dey fear oh!!!!

I've offended do yin and his gang of fools!!!!!!!


I should try to be more submissive and worshippy like a good person!!! See wetin my mouth don cause!!!!

Idiots people are after me!!!!!

E ma gba mi oo. . .

My player days are truly over. . . .they don't make the women like they used to walahi

tpia:
Ah don enter do yin wahala!!!!!


people have been warning me to watch what I type on nairaland oh!!!!! why didnt I listen!!!!! Havent I learnt my lesson from past encounters with all these people who dont like me!!!!! I'm supposed to beg them nah!!!!!!

as davidylan and the rest of his vampires always say- nobody likes me so why do I keep offending all these ghouls nah!!!!!!

eeewo. . .I suspect I have perused the wrong anatomy

Tpia. . .no vex. I no do again

tpia:
you like the thought of hearing my screams when you eventually get me, right?


Heeeeeee, I don enter trouble oh!!!!!! I offended the big jackasses on nairaland!!!!!!!

the movers and shakers!!!!! the Nigerian sacred cows VIPs who must not be questioned!!!!!

oh dear!!!

Na wa ooo. . . .this one don pass be careful sha

get a hold of yourself woman. . .I will spank you oo

chamotex:


Ko le dunmi fun e . . .  when your mates were going to school, u were on the streets rolling tyres up and down with coat hangers

Oloshi ma ni omode yi o

tpia:
I'm not bestial like you.

abeg dont change the subject. You're gonna get me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when where and how is the problem that's got me quaking in fear!!!!!!

I'm turning to a nervous wreck oh! Doyin and his gang of gay perverts are after me!!!!!!

OMG see what my big mouth has done oh!!

why cant I just be a good Nigerian Yoruba woman and kiss these guys behinds!!!!!

na wa oo. . .this lady is wholesomely mad 



I like 

I get it tpia. . .you want to fulfill a fantasy. You want to be taken unawares by a ''bad boy''

I will gladly be your bad boy. . .Drop your details in my mail box

tpia:
Christmas goat wey dey threaten others.

yes oo. . .tpia. I will gladly be your christmas goat.

slaughter me with ur animal passions

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246489.msg3594381#msg3594381 date=1237002417]Very rare, I presume.

When does Chamo never lie to me?
wetin dey laugh you? You wey still dey try to finish college sophmore year[/quote]see this one wey dey claim ekiti to burnish her educational rep. . . .We both know u are a Damaturu indigene.

Alagolo

tpia:
oooohhh, I'm shaking in my boots!!!!

Do yin and his gang of convicted criminals are coming after me!!!!

yeparipa!!!!!!!!!

wetin i go do ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


fear don catch me fa!!!!! Some lousy jobless vulgar Yoruba goons are on my case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where can I hide ohhhhhhhh- they have my photo, ip address, home address, village address, phone number, every where I fit go them go track me there!!!!!!!!!


ach Gott!!!!! I should have licked their stinking behinds!!!!!!!!

na wa oo. . .i have never had a victim display such dramatics before.

I knew you would be an experience the moment i set my mind on you. Haven't been disappointed so far

chamotex:
Bio what?? Pleeaaaaasssssseeeeeee!!! I'm a Graduate.

=))

Na which time Snoop Dogg open university

tpia:
better go promote your rat poison.

If you want aloy emekraze- ie if you two dudes want each other- you dont need me as a go between. You're both adults walahi. wetin concern me.

awww. . u even gave him a pet name.

how so uncute.


tpia. . .Doyin is on your case now.

Ready or not, I am gonna get you and take it slowly

Easy. . .just submit urself for daily ravishing and i will jest to Ekiti's content

It hurts just thinking about it. . .

I mean come on, she could have stabbed his brain with his nose bone or something

but just leave the testes alone.

People wicked oo

The next Ekiti Parapo meetings will be very interesting

tpia:
not in our case.

some types of ugly no get cure, unfortunately.

Eartha kitt don die- you wan sex dead body?


"Our" union?

you seem to be a rapist as well as a rat poisoner.

I dont seem to recall agreeing to unionize with you.

na so you dey force your victims who you pretend are boy/girlfriends?

all these hard to get bizness sef. . .

u berra be warned, aloy. emeka looks like his name

I say make u come drink oyin, you dey do anyhow. shior

come jo

tpia:
did you read my response to david at all?

I'm even uglier than you.

btw, hard for anyone to be uglier than david, but you won that prize. Us uglies should get together and smoke something.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Shoot. . .I find Eartha Kitt sexy 

show thyself, and our union might set nland on fire

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246489.msg3594333#msg3594333 date=1237001023]Chamotex, do you ever think about anything other than boobs and bootey?
Atleast you better pass Doyin13[/quote]Dafidi. . .iyawo re n waja mi oo 

tpia:
hey, I'm waiting for you to show your hand.

tick tock, tick tock.

it would help if i saw ur pretty visage.

go on tpia. . .set my heart on tick tock fire

davidylan:
when will tpia show us her face? I'm sure she's cute.

hmmm. . . .okay ooo  

tpia:
I was referring to you, not myself when i said bush.

a rat poison seller such as yourself should be familiar with rats- after all you live, eat, drink and sleep with them.

come. . .ermmm, are we still flirting  

bawomolo:
Your wahala too much, wait till i tell Jesoul about your extra-marital activities. 

watch and learn youngblood. . . .tpia will soon be like dough in my hands

tpia:
I guess you need to brush up on your education then. The word bush comes to mind.

Shame your services would not be useful in the bush. . . .rats prefer the cities

@poster

If you are aware the ex in question is more beautiful than you are. . .then of course he is cheating on you.

Only a mad man will stay with a relatively wowo girl

tpia:
you sure sound like a rat poison seller. You could have fooled me.

though we all know what your own id stand for- do yin. Typical!!!

na to shag something whether male,female or human it doesnt matter!!!!

I guess you are easily fooled then. . .the word naive comes to mind

tpia:
Are or were you a specialist rat poison seller?

No. . .or else I would have named myself tpia

cold:
On point again!!! (i'm lovin this chic).

You called Osisi chic

she is about to drop her seventh oo

tpia:
this concerns you because its Yoruba men and not Yoruba women being mentioned?

tpia. . .did u get your username from those Otapia-pia sellers in Lagos ? You know those specialist rat poison sellers