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 Business › Re: How Much Does The Average Nigerian Spend Yearly? by dplordx(m): 10:50am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Horlawoomey: What of recharge cards, BIS subscription e't.cutility |
| Business › Re: How Much Does The Average Nigerian Spend Yearly? by dplordx(m): 10:03am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Eeemm, i think Im in the "steady cash-flow" but boy, my baby mama needs to go  And im done with that church  |
| Business › Re: How Much Does The Average Nigerian Spend Yearly? by dplordx(m): 10:00am On Jan 09, 2013 |
1. Rent: 200k yearly 2. income tax monthly = hustler 3. Utilities (electricity, gass, water, etc): 4k monthly x 12 = 48k 4. Household repairs and maintenance: 5. Food (indoor/outdoor): rough estimate = 30k x 12 monthly = 360k 6. Clothing/Shoes and laundry: 10k monthly x 12 = 120k 7. Educational expenses ( books, tuition, etc): none 8: Child/Family Care: Baby Mama = 20k x 12 = 240k 9: Automobile expenses (gas, repairs, etc.): 20k monthly x 12 = 240 10: Other transportation expenses: 5k monthly x 12 = 60k 11: Entertainment and dining of friends/guests: 10k monthly x 12 = 120k 12: Major home improvements and furnishings: not sure 13: Professional services (health, dental, insurance, etc): 30k yearly 14: Charitable contributions (church, mosques, family, etc): church 20k monthly x12 = 120k 15: Other and miscellaneous expenses (Saloon, Pedicure, Manicure, toothpaste, etc): 5k monthly x 12 = 60k 1,598,000.00 Man, this maths wan give me heart attack!!!  Thanks OP love that ur site inspired.com.ng ...good stuff there sha  4 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Oladurotimi Saw Angels Wheeling Onaolapo Away by dplordx(m): 2:14pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
Lolz. Shey na gurney dem use, or wheel-barrow. This churches sef nor dey tire with dem scam formats. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos From Late Pastor Bimbo's Daughter, Tolu Odukoya's Traditional Wedding by dplordx(m): 8:25am On Nov 02, 2012 |
I pray I find me a sexy wife like this 1 soon IJN! |
| Family › Re: My Father Just Bloodied My Nose! by dplordx(m): 8:21am On Nov 02, 2012 |
Poor man is frustrated. Proly things arent going as smooth as it used to...Everyone in Nigeria is agitated right now. Survival is becoming more of a luxury, and it aint fare. You should be happy he didnt strangle you or cut you into pieces. Do some personal evaluation, there is a reason the man bloodied your nose... And please, if he could do that to you, his son, he could shoot you next time... I suffered the same fate from a frustrated old man years ago. I was so glad when I eventually got my pali and traveled out of that house. And the poor man is now down with a stroke....and im glad I could still help him get back to health... Atleast, now I know my own old man transferred his aggression and pains to beating the shit out of me daily... Im lucky he didnt kill me |
| Business › Re: CBN To Slash Bank COTs By 40 Percent by dplordx(m): 12:25pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Only 1 good thing this SLS madman has done for the common people. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Cossy Orjiakor To Launch Album In December by dplordx(m): 8:19am On Nov 01, 2012 |
toluxa1:She not bad at all. Shes still there... Still look severely phuckable  |
| Politics › Re: FERMA Targets Zero Potholes In December by dplordx(m): 5:36pm On Oct 29, 2012 |
This useless FERMA and the FG have caused countless road accidents! May Thunder fire whoever was in charge, and is in charge. Bunches of useless Oloriburukus |
| Webmasters › Re: What Do You Mostly Do Online? by dplordx(m): 5:33pm On Oct 29, 2012 |
P0RN P0RN P0RN P0RN!!!! Better than reading all this heartbreaking shyt about my fukn COUNTRY!!! And yes, you can call me a sex-freak! Better than letting your crazy nairlanders kill me with hyper tension 4 Likes |
| Business › Re: Finally: New Tejuosho Shopping Mall Nearing Completion. (Pictures) by dplordx(m): 5:17pm On Oct 29, 2012 |
@Billyonaire and Emmy9ite Abeg, make person hear word. Make una stop this rubbish PPP PPP PPP scam format jare! Na because of PPP dem wan wipe the poor man commot for the surface of lagos! Dont drive okada. Dont sell at the side of the road. Dont hawk. Dont enter lekki without paying cash! Make Fash shove this PPP jargons for him a$$ jare |
| Business › Re: Finally: New Tejuosho Shopping Mall Nearing Completion. (Pictures) by dplordx(m): 4:54pm On Oct 29, 2012 |
Still not an Awoist project At the end of the day, someone with stolen $$$ can buy the entire mall... And the poor people whose family are even called "the tejuoso" will be told to go back to Ijebu! Fashola has done good, but his approach to government is rottenly and extremely capitalist. This isnt a fuken business. This is a goddamn government!!!! For the rich and the poor!! |
| Autos › Re: Clean Tokumbo 2008 Honda Accord Coupe For Sale by dplordx(m): 5:38pm On Oct 23, 2012 |
this baby made my oko hard |
| Autos › Re: Registered 09/010 Infiniti FX35 by dplordx(m): 5:23pm On Oct 23, 2012 |
whats your price nigger 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Ondo Election Results: Soyinka Cautions ACN Leadership by dplordx(m): 5:22pm On Oct 23, 2012 |
the SWesterners are an interesting bunch. Anyways, they are quite smart and intelligent people. And they are figuring out the ACN is not the savior party they claim to be. Tinubu isnt Awolowo. Fashola isnt either. Still a lot of work to be done. I hope ACN loses Ekiti come next year. That will surely wake them up some more |
| Politics › Re: Cowardly MKO Was To Renounce His Mandate Shortly Before His Death by dplordx(m): 3:51pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
@OP: What will you gain from this crass joblessness? Will this put garri in your house? see what been idle can cause? Abiola is dead. Let him stay dead. And so is Ojukwu. And Awolowo. Let these men rest abeg! |
| Family › Re: Top 10 Reasons For Getting Divorced by dplordx(m): 3:16pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
I divorced her because shes a Man Utd Fan, and Im Chelsea 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: St.Janet Caught Her Husband Sleeping With Her Daughter by dplordx(m): 1:40pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
My silly mechanic forget her CD in my car. I heard a little of her trash, it was profanely amusing! I have never seen someone corrupt church song, and twisted it into such dirty lyrics. Its dirty, interesting, and quite entertaining. Wish she could start trying in English, maybe she could win more fans. I still like her. Shame her daughter is one of her practicing fan 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Pirates Kidnap Seven Expatriates In Bayelsa by dplordx(m): 7:47am On Oct 18, 2012 |
thieves and thugs protecting our oil! Lol. I pray BRF runs in 2015 and kick this modafokaz as$ |
| Politics › Re: GEJ At A PDP Rally In Akure On Saturday - Beautiful Pic by dplordx(m): 4:37pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
This monkey said by 2013, he will be the most loved president in the history of the country. Im still waiting for fall inlove with him. I know he wants to jazz all of us, so we can love him....Guess the babalawos in the ND are still mixing the potions 4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Couple Smuggle N3.2M Worth Of Cannabis Concealed In A Car’s Engine by dplordx(m): 2:20pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
tunapawizzy: get rich or go to jail trying ......Abi. Na so E easy to dey soak g.arri and kulikuli everyday! |
| Politics › Re: Pictures Of Murdered Students Of Mubi Polytechnic by dplordx(m): 4:52pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
jerseyboy:stop complaining....some fewer or lesser bokoharam to worry about... i hope they keep killing themselves....if we can calculate like 10,000,000 dead northerners before 2013 ending, that would be 10 million bokoharamers exterminated. who gives an "F" what these monkeys do to themselves. May the North Keep burning!! |
| Politics › Re: Empty Seats, As GEJ Addresses The UN General Assembly by dplordx(m): 8:59am On Sep 28, 2012 |
Choi! Our Trainee Presido dont suffer O Even the few people wey dey present look so bored. GEJ is internationally finished. Where is BEAFy or Doyin to come spin this EMBARRASSMENT Fashola will eat this nigger and Buhari and Atiku up come 2015! I hope his running mate makes all the difference |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: The Man Behind Anti-Islam Movie Arrested (pics) by dplordx(m): 8:56am On Sep 28, 2012 |
Chiefupper: Why did they cover his face now?Why wont they cover his face? You want al-qaeda to attack America becos of him. Those moslems are always looking for who to bomb 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Releases 155-page Book On His Achievements by dplordx(m): 2:08pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
BLAH BLAH BLAH! Why didnt he release a 1million page book. Mad man |
| Politics › Re: ACN Alleges Plot By FG, PDP To Strangulated South-west States by dplordx(m): 5:56pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
ACN. Noise makers. D only good governor so far from the state is BRF. Amosun. Ajimobi. Aregbei. Oni are totally useless. I wonder what will happen when BRF leaves in 2015, and a completely clueless idi.ot like amosun gets there. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Kneeling Down To Beg Your Spouse After A Fight. by dplordx(m): 3:10pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: No i cant, i can only kneel down and pray to God.Duh! Who doesnt kneel down daily before a gal. Atleast, you gotta kneel down when you gotta phuck 4 Likes |
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