₦airaland Forum

sweetyme001:
Nigeria will be great again.

elganzar:
They did wrong by not stopping

But most of those kidnappers are often seen on camos...probably the police felt something was wrong, or just simply didn’t want to take chances

Either way, a trained soldier is not your mate

MyVILLAGEpeople:
You better listen to words of wisdom. That's why most of you ladies don't last long in marriages. The husband is a master and the wife is meant to be under his authority. That's how God Almighty made it to be.

chibike69:
land plenty for SW

na beg we the fulani's they beg una.



epp us

Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC. 16
20. RUGA United. 15



Meanwhile, the managers of 12th and 13th placed team are under immense pressure to get back to the top of the table where they exchange 1st and 2nd spot respectively before Fatoyinbo United who were languishing on the bottom of the table before signing their merciless striker popularly and dreadfully known as Mr. Krest claimed the top spot with no end in sight in ceeding the spot because COZA City FC is trailing them by one point. However, third placed team, Busola FC is on goal drought after the famous win over Fatoyinbo United over the weekend even though many people called for the use of VAR before awarding the 3 points to Busola FC. Both Pastors and Reactors teams are doing pretty fine on the table as both team manage a draw in their last match with 2 outstanding game for Pastor FC which could see them in third place if they win both thereby qualifying them for next season's Hell Champions League. The accord between Suicide United and Sniper City FC is unexplainable as both teams keep trailing one another after promotion from Non League to Premier League in 2015 when the incumbent FA president , Muhammad Buhari won the election. Many have castigated Buhari for influencing the rise of these two teams by using his power to promote them to the Premier League. Buhari denied the allegation by stating that his childhood team which is Herdsmen Palace FC is not doing fine on the table and is bound to be relegated because spectators are not interested in watching HPFC matches, hence the reason for the low turnout on social media stadia.
As it stands now, lovers of the Nigeria Social Media League are certain that the current spot occupied by Fatoyinbo United will be shortlive because Big Brother Naija Destroyers FC has gained promotion to the elite league after a year in the second divison. This is because they have the biggest stadium for home and away games in the NSML.
No one bothers about the activities and matches of 17th placed team i.e No Ministers United because its not up to six months they gained promotion to the competition.
Lastly, RUGA United fans were disappointed after claiming a point in their last match despite having 90% possession.







We get the kinda leaders/rulers we deserved. Why won't our leaders play us as they wish when we celebrate irrelevant nonsense.
(c) Foolishmasses



May we be wise

bro4u:
Someone will just be on his own jejely one kind mumu evil spirit from nowhere will just come and give him inspiration to invent nonsense dance step... This is why morning devotion is recommended for everybody.

Abfinest007:
this is how it happened in the case of joseph in the bible.nobody want to hear from joseph

uvie66:
I am neutral and concur with him.

queenitee:
Lmao, some comments ehn. Have we suddenly lost our sense of humor as Nigerians? People can't just spot simple sarcasm, joke, humor and stuffs like that in posts anymore. Some actually believe she meant that? The post is just a way of letting us know that's Adekunle's clothes, that's all and not really about why she got married.
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001spice:
rubbish talk.sumtims most of all tins call celeb talk like they ave nvr been to school. so if Adekunle start getting big n he then change the size of his clothes, which won't be able to size u again,that means marriage is over. Abi

Obatala7Kronos:
No! Actually, the only tribe or ethnicity in Nigeria that makes the loudest noise is the Igbo.

They travel abroad with their primitive & dishonest mentality to dis-virgin our National image with their cocaine-trafficking, fake drugs & armed -robbery business and then come back home to call Nigeria a Zoo.

Now, they're threatening every other ethnicity with secession or war so that they can get a fresh leave to start all over in their utopian Country.

Read my lips - Biafra will only materialize inside the anus of Lord Luggard.

Next time Nnamdi Kanu steps his foot on the Nigerian soil, the Nigerian Army should shatter his akpu-fermented skull with 7.62×51mm bullets since he claims to be a British citizen.

You can't be a citizen of one Country and then go to another to incite chaos & anarchy - without the Country's intelligence feeding your corpse to the pigs.

The international community will only make noise for about 3weeks & then keep quiet like they all did when Saudi Arabia butchered "Jamal Kashogi" like a goat inside her Embassy in Turkey.

Since the Igbo people claim to be the only "wisest people from the East" in Nigeria, we will do to them what our fathers did to their fathers during the Biafran war - only that this time, the crocodile will be completely decapitated without any touch of mercy rather than just cutting off its limbs like our fathers did - so that our unborn generations wouldn't be saddled again with the responsibility to curtailing their excesses like we are currently doing.

We brought Nigeria to where she is together - and we shall die here together!

senatordave1:
Pdp will never rule again

twerkjack:
So stripping Issa big deal Nigerians can wail....

Culture here tries to lock females in a mental cage and we are forced to behave a certain way when our male counterparts are free to behave as they like?


Girrrrlll do what u like



Life is too short

WhiteSoup:
Nmandi Kanu / Sule Lamido 2023.

We will further reduce this broom to sand come 2023. All we need is the support of the Yoruba people to achieve this dream.

Jorussia:
why didn't PDP give the ticket to a young itsekiri man?

daddytime:
Wahala...

E go call them modafuckerss still buy dem car...no problem

mozel247:
My happiness it that this will break Nigeria faster. Please oil price come down to 20$

id911:
May Allah bless your former boss. He's a very good business man. I hereby call on all the MDs in Nigeria to do a clandestine personnel assessment on all their staff members and fire any of them that helped foist this calamity on us the second time

helinues:
And so.. Are you Jesus?