₦airaland Forum

udemzyudex:
Lol.fruit wey dem do use fertilizer spoil.

Kuku kill me

Nice2023:
The real middle class in Nigeria are individuals and families who have a moderate income level, typically earning between N500,000 to N10,000,000 ($1,200 to $24,000) per year. They often hold white-collar jobs in sectors such as banking, finance, education, healthcare, and technology. The middle class in Nigeria is characterized by their ability to afford a decent standard of living, including owning their own homes, sending their children to good schools, having access to healthcare services, and possessing some discretionary income for leisure activities and savings. They typically reside in urban areas, particularly in the major cities like Lagos, Abuja, and Port Harcourt. The middle class in Nigeria is considered the backbone of the economy and plays a vital role in consumer spending and economic growth.

Rent : 1.5m (2 bed flat in a Middle class area)
Power : 300k
Petrol/Diesel (car, business home) :
Break down (petrol): Car -15k weekly = 780k
Home - 10k weekly = 520k
Businesses - 30k weekly
Total for petrol : 2.86m
Feeding : 1.825m at 5k daily
Miscellaneous : 1.5m
Village People problems : 1m

Total is 8.68m...


My conclusion. You cannot earn 500k and claim middle class anymore. You can't even save and this is for a single person.
You can cut your coat according to your size but you definitely can't claim middle class anymore

labake1:
Pick one default you can accept in a partner


1. Snoring
2. Sex addiction
3. laziness
4. Bad cook
5. Nonchalant attitude
6. Mouth odour
7. Body odour
8. Drug and alcohol addict


As for me, I can only accept no. 4

You're a woman. 4 isn't an option for you. I can accept 2 because there are intimacy gadgets for when I run out of steam

👌🏽

Great time to be a gunner

Adjovi:
The reason I said I'm obidient is because here on nairaland it is believed that it's only tinubu supporters are the only ones supporting Russia because of the USA and visa stuffs and terrorism (Muslims) that's why I brought up everything I know bigots on this forum would want to use to attack my personality or point of view.

Fair enough

America is so good at playing both sides of the coin. Good and evil. The USA and Russia are eternal enemies. This will go on for millennia. They will always find means to undermine each other.

OP, you shouldn't have said you're Obidient. It makes you sound like you're lacking in mental capacity. What does being Obidient have to do with the USA being evil most of the time?

People who claim releasing NK will magically bring peace to the SE are more delusional than a fish that wants to ride a bicycle.

Of course there's a creator of the universe. Humans have freewill and are wicked. That's what brought you to this conclusion. If someone takes you to Myanmar today or Somalia, you will never see Nigeria as hell ever again.

According to WHO, drinking regular Coke will kill you, we ran and started drinking diet Coke, now they're telling us Diet Coke will kill you too??

Be like say he only sure combination now is Fruits, blender and fridge in that exact order. Life's too short to die quick.

OloyeVIII:
See them... just look at their names! you'll know its the skull mining bastards...

Remove the log in your eyes, Oga. The SE has always had the highest cult related activities that has undergone metamorphosis into UGM that ensure you sit at home the most important day of the week. Crime and murder rate in the SE is 10 times more than SW

OgbeniOja1:
It's obvious voting him in was a major gaff. Look at the current hardship. It obvious voting in someone with shaky hands and legs was a big mistake

Tell me the year since 1999 that Nigerians haven't complained about hardship. Nigeria is and always be hard on the poor because of faulty foundation and deeply rotten corruption. No matter who is president, he will be served curses on a daily. I wasn't talking about performance. I was asking if you still think he's weak physically. Don't deviate.

Do you still believe Tinubu is a frail, old man? Hand dey shake, leg dey shake, piss for body; does that currently describe the President?

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Rokiat:
A nigga gonna still cheat if he wants to nothing gonna stop it.

You're talking to kids

Na lie. Everywhere you go on the planet, you will find beautiful women and ugly women. Africa is not exempted. You may say African women are more voluptuous and sexy.

Freshtruth:
Pray for me am embarking on 4 days nob stop masturbating pls I need tour support

Greet Lucifer for us when you reach there

I still never chop this creature

As a guy, if you dey see the way women dey rush successful men, and you still dey chase women, you no dey chase success, Sorry na your name.

Bloggers can never make heaven

saphiere:
Please how can I join this show? I have all the qualification.

Hunger dey o

You just described Chinese bosses. As far as they're concerned, everybody is dispensable.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Some companies in Nigeria, if someone earns just 50k more than you, they can send you to buy them lunch every afternoon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Become an entrepreneur today!!

Jennyclay:
These nonsense men should be happy that they were just robbed and not beaten to death.

Let men also understand how it feels to lure a lady jst to rape and murder her.

Nonsense men!!

You need mental evaluation. Thank God your photo is here.

Sharone21, see your innocent sister

Aaaaarghmed:
just imagine,so they expect a 22 yrs old to have money.

That's today's society

sharone21:
U would have simply addressed broke Naija men instead of innocent Naija ladies. Even Victor's baby mama met him already a millionaire/ billionaire unlike the average Nigerian girl who would normally meet you guys broke or comfortable and still have to put up with all your bullshits as raw materials that you guys are.

Try not to wash dirty linens public, if at all there is any. Protect your sisters like other African/ races ( men)

I addressed Naija ladies because they're not so innocent. Many guys have gone darkside just to relieve the pressure they give. I can never forget a girl I was dating way back. Her sisters and mother made fun of me because I didn't have money even though I was just 22 at the time. It really hurt me. I'm who I am today because of another supportive woman even though we're no longer together

motionarena:
Prayer of a dead broke Nigga

Say what you will. I hustled my way out of being dead broke to owning two flats. Talk is cheap. What are you worth?