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Sablexxxtoons:
This man is talking rubbish.. so legalised canada loud is weaker than our local weed ?

Don't use big English to lie..thc is higher in legal foreign weed than our local weed

Its just hypocrisy and extortion as well as dangerous for weed to be illegal and tobacco is legal

The man is a stupid liar

SmartPolician:
America cannot afford to fail because she is a constant reminder that millions of people from different races can come together and build a progressive country.

But for tribalism, ignorance and religious fanaticism, Peter Obi could have built our own America.

Happy birthday to the United States of America, the world's most powerful country!

You're delusional. Nobody can do that.

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Astra101:
Anything lekki and Nepa (or whatever they are called there) can not be used in the same sentence. Big men in naija don't pay light bills. Someone just told me they have at least 18 hours of light in Ikeja since the subsidy was removed.

True story

mariahAngel:
So, how do you eat it?





All these "submerge" and "immerse" sef...
Just say you chook bread inside tea.

The submerge off me.🤣🤣
Next time I'm eating bread and tea, I will squeeze the bread to resemble submarine seffff for adequate submersion and immersion

No butter, no jelly, no peanut butter, no choco spread. Just plain bread and tea.


For me, I prefer using unsliced bread, tightly roll little bread balls so that they don't get thoroughly soggy all the way and then proceed to eat like cereal. 😋

▪️Sip your tea and eat dry bread?
▪️Dip your bread inside the tea for a soggy
bite?
▪️Roll small chunks of bread and throw into
the tea for a cereal type meal?

olab059:
Does anyone know where I can get a brand new Kia in Lagos, not Tokunbo...I mean, tear rubber. I need to get a new (2023) Kia Sportage. And does anyone have idea how much a brand new 2023 Kia Sportage cost?

Thanks in advance.

Dana Motors

Give anybody free chicken daily and they will dance

DukeNija:
You’re absolutely right. It seems like nothing has changed and everyone is going about their driving business as usual. 6 cylinder engines with AC constantly on and I’m wondering if it’s the same Nigeria where people claim to be poor especially in Lagos. Everyone is suddenly a big man until they have to help their neighbors.
Nigerians are the easiest people to rule in the world.

People are still actively buying V6 cars. Politicians' convoys are longer than ever, many people turn on their petrol generators immediately NEPA takes light and it will stay on till the siren blows for power back on...all these things dey shock me. Me wey run go buy rechargeable standing fan and that charging station because I no fit dey burn petrol for generator like before at least for the time being. I go dey ask myself, no be this same same country we dey? Abi e get where some people still dey buy petrol at pre subsidy price?

As your child is being born, before he/she leaves the hospital, get the DNA test results. E get why.

According to Christian doctrine, there is God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit. 3-in-1, Holy Trinity. Na Mary born Jesus and Jesus is God the Son abi is he not?

Freelancer1:
What is you guys business, about someone person issues, leave him to do what ever his want, unsatisfied Nigerians

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Leave him to do whatever he wants? Wow!

Fish brain indeed!

Icrave4u:
See all 3 of them on gorimakpa🤔

Dear Future hubby, please avoid this hair style🙏🏽😑
He get y!

I've heard a girl say she can't date a guy without dreads. You people need rehabilitation

Nigerians are way too resilient. Go on the road, especially here in Lagos, it even seems like there are more cars on the road than before May 29th. Almost everybody still dey use AC, only commercial drivers dey off engine for traffic. If petrol sells for 1k, we would always find a way to make it work.

accordadoga26:
O seun, Omoluabi!!

Yoruba lagba


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They won’t breathe. They must suffocate

Easy with the violence

Ezeama400:
Tinubu was very very excited to meet Iweala hence shaking her with two hands when Iweala gave out one hand, but his supporters are the ones turning every thread into tribal war...

Tinubu rodents are disgrace to humanity

That's humility, stupid!

kyber:
My morning erection sometimes comes and sometimes doesn’t, and when it comes it is semi hard.

So I have tried to have sex with girls, whenever I’m being excited I get hard, But after putting on a condom and inserting my male organ into the vagina, it’s becomes soft after 2 or 3 thrust.

It takes minutes for me to get hard after some caressing by the lady and when I put it in it goes soft again.

Mind you I do masturbate but I stopped a month ago. Those were the period these things happened. I haven’t had sex since I stopped masturbation for fear of the repetition.

The girls I had left cause I couldn’t satisfy them, the love they had for me vanished after I couldn’t even perform well like their ex, making them miss their exes .

I haven’t tried raw sex yet to confirm if I can sustain my erection when I feel the inner walls of the vagina and it’s sweetness, because some of the articles I have read here on Nairaland talked about my male organ getting used to my left hand (cause that’s what i use) thereby making it loose sensitivity to the point where my male organ becomes insensitive inside the condom.

Is my condition a critical one or one that can be fixed easily by following few steps of instructions?

What can I do to get this fixed and get my male organ back to its full potential?

Go 2 months without masturbating. Tha is me later.

Blackstan:
good reply.. I wonder when Nigerians go start de celebrate useful things.. see stupid record way Dem de celebrate since.. like y is it dat we tend to celebrate rubbish for so long in dis country

Giant of Africa but we can't build a satellite or anything without calling expats. We're nowhere in the future of humanity which is in space technology and exploration. The country get as e be walahi. It's only creativity that is given enough attention

Muh247:
Buhari is Jubril El Sudan

Tinubu is Amuda Yekini Aguileri

Tinubu didn't graduate from CSU


These people and their mentality

Some people are sheep to be herded. That's just how life is

Tinubu is God's gift to Nigeria. Even though many of us are feeling the bite of his policies, we should be glad our children and grandchildren's lives will be better for it. Nigerians by the year 2100 will build him a statue.

Paris, France.

helinues:
Is Peter Obi the only bullionaire in Nigeria?

Hahahahaz this people too dey overrate this collosal failure, if he likes let him worth trillions, as long as no be him dey pay my bills, middle finger

Billionaire thanks to Abacha

Reminderz:
lmafo...

a case of kettle calling pot black... the earlier people know that the UN and the US and NATO in general are the real devils that needs to be fought the better... they have perpetrated more evils that anyone in history... they are the virus that needs to be killed from spreading further.. they are the fire that needs to be put out...

US and UN and whatever bullshit they call themselves have done much worse... do we start naming the African, Arab or Asian countries they've destroyed? 911??

Do we even want to talk about how they use the media to brainwash naive people or how they are always the countries who always appear as the "angels"... lmao gods bless America indeed.. bunch of clowns and deranged mofos! US are the real devils...

One bottle of Jameson for you

Jennyclay:
Biko, men should stop this sick attitude. How can you buy a gift for a lady, then any misunderstanding or break-up between you two, you go back and collect the gift back from her . That's a stupid attitude biko you men should stop it. Even kids don't behave like that.

Henceforth, if any man wants to get me a gift, wether iPhone, hair, car, house etc.. the receipt must contain my name and my signature. so that incase of tomorrow he wants to show his stupid and sick character I will quickly sue him to court for stealing and assault. Because he's forcefully trying to steal what belongs to me. The receipts has stated it all and it would be my evidence.

If the receipts doesn't contain my name, Biko just keep your useless gift to yourself.

Shame on all men that collect back gifts he already given to a lady. Shame!!! Shame!!! Shame!!!

See fish brain giving conditions on gifts.

Mm

BrighterThanDay:
Thank God I'm not alone on this table. I remember things as far back as when I was 2 years old. Whenever I tell my mom she's always shocked and concludes that a family member must have told me.
I remember my 2 years birthday vividly. It was raining heavily and our house wasn't far from the premises for my birthday so my mom wanted to use the umbrella to take my cake to the venue. I was all dressed, but I sat down and dismantled the umbrella, thinking it was a toy. I remember that day vividly because my mom beat the hell out of me on my birthday

🤣🤣🤣

I remember when I must have been like 1 or 2 and we went to my grandmother's house for Sallah. She's an Alhaja even though my father is Catholic. He still bought her ram during sallah until she passed. I remember the day when my grandma and my aunt fought mom verbally and embarrassed her in front of Sallah guests...she cried that day...my mom also thinks someone told me that story

BrighterThanDay:
When I was about 5 years, my mom, younger brother and I were taking a nap, as a kid I hated siestas but my mom will always force me to sleep. So while they were sleeping, I was wide awake and playing behind my mom's back. I then looked up and saw someone standing in front of our wall it was a very beautiful fair woman in a long flowing gown and she kept looking round like she was searching for something, I looked down to wake my mom up but by the time I looked up she was no more there.
This is one if the few childhood experiences I still remember as an adult.
I was almost 3 when my brother was born, I remember that day though not clearly. I was so happy. Everyone says it's not possible to remember things that happened at such a young age. Can anyone else relate?

I also remember things from when I shouldn't. When I replay the photographic memory to my mother, she is always in awe

Sharpsharp00123:
D second one mad, make I just leave am here

Tell us joor

[quote author=fyzaila post=123965426]How on earth does cohabiting determine compatibility of intending couples how? Is that what your holy book tells you? Or haven't you been hearing and reading alot of marriage having one issue or the other? Does staying together stop all the issues?

What happened to prayer? Pray and be focus.[/quote]It is 2023. If you don't think this plays a huge role in compatibility, you're just doing trial and error method if you move to marry someone you've never lived with.