₦airaland Forum

COdeGenesis:
Even GUYS who have slept with two sisters, two friends and married women would castigate naira marley over his fantasy. Nigerians are really hypocrites

You make absolutely no sense. I have slept with sisters and unknowingly a married woman. I did not sleep with the sisters together. I did not promote incest between them. Yes, we've probably all watched porn of the same theme but as a celebrity and a role model to millions to actually come out to say this is all shades of wrong. Yankee artists that sing or rap about hardcore violence and sex sef will never come on their social media to say such bullshit. This is the kind of thing you say to your guys when you guys are high and/or drunk not filtering what comes out of your mouth not to millions of people at a time. Haba! That's madness! Cardi B, Meghan thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj rap some high grade ashawo shit but will not come on social media to tell you they want three dicks plugging three openings in their body even though they all fantasize about it.

SportsHD:
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He has said worse things than this and he'll continue to do so.
He doesn't care so stop masturbating on his head.
And this doesn't mean you won't groove to his next jam

...and this is why Nigeria is a failed state. Politicians are doing terrible things but we still celebrate them. My people will say 'Soro si ibi ti oro wa'. Loosely translated to 'Cut the bullshit'. There are 10 year olds that know the entire lyrics to his 'I'm coming'. A song that should be banned if our people have sense. Reminisce has had songs banned that are not even half as bad. So has Olamide. Like most people, I also like Naira Marley but just because we like someone doesn't mean we should allow them further degrade the moral decadence of our country.

Hashabiah:
Their parents failed woefully in their upbringing

You're talking as if you were not once a rebellious child who would go against your parents' warnings and instructions. How can you blame the parents for sibling incest? It's so much of a taboo that your parents don't even need to tell you. It is embedded in every society (except American hillbillies, Sick f**k Germans and Russians) that incest is forbidden. These ones will always face rejection everywhere once people know what they're practicing.

This guy alone has inadvertently ruined the future of up to 5 million Nigerian school kids. Baba go dey do like say na him smoke pass, na him f**k pass, na him bad pass. Yes, we all have fantasies. As a matter of fact, most right thinking people will never reveal what their fantasies are, especially not to the public. Haba! To be honest, with this latest yarns, Naira Marley don f**k up, walahi!

I sha know that this level of stupidity cannot be found in Southern Nigeria.

How many times dem dey remove subsidy for this country cause I no understand again o

NwaAmaikpe:





Says a man who denied his own people for a morsel of scrawny crumbs floating in the gutters of Bourdillon.

Focus on the message and not the messenger. This behavior is how the world got bleeped.

saphiere:
This can't bring Iniobng back to life. Nigerian government always practising medicine after death.

I would reject such offer.

Obviously, you're not a very smart person

E pain am say no be she the boss dey smash. That gender ehn!

This is awesome. We should tap into this industry and create employment. With backing, we could become the world's biggest producer. Currently, we're the 8th largest consumer. Think about it. The possibilities are endless.


Lalasticlala

The House Of Representatives is set to legalise the use of Cannabis in the country for economic benefit.


Spokesperson of the House of Representatives, Hon. Benjamin Okezie Kalu said this during a press conference on the benefits and opportunities of Cannabis in Akure, Ondo state capital

Kalu said that the House of Representatives has concluded an arrangement to organize a two-day stakeholders roundtable on the benefits of the plant.

According to him a date for the stakeholder’s forum, which will attract participants among scientists, medical and pharmaceutical professionals, farmers, insurance companies, executives, and private sector investors has been slated for June 7 and 8.


He explained that countries such as South Africa and others are currently reaping high revenue from cannabis which they export to other countries.

“Nigeria has been described as oil-dependent and not oil-rich. It is a worrying reality that we have not optimized the financial stability advantage that our oil reserves can provide us to diversify our collective investment and revenue sources.

“The coronavirus pandemic exposed our weaknesses when global oil prices plummeted by as much as 15 per cent even falling below $0 a barrel on 20 April 2020.

“Indeed, our economy is still recovering from that shock. However, as the world increasingly shifts towards renewable energy and climate-friendly energy sources, global oil demand will further drop.

“Agriculture has always been a major strength of Nigeria and cannabis provides interesting prospects. Industrial hemp is a variety of the Cannabis sativa plant species that is grown specifically for industrial use.


“Once harvested, the crop has a high yield of edible proteins and fibres with more than 50,000 product applications ranging from papermaking, textiles, biodegradable plastics, fuel, construction, healthy food, beverages, personal care products, and pharmaceuticals.

“According to verified market research, the Global Industrial Hemp Market was valued at USD 5 Billion in 2019 and is projected to reach USD 36 Billion by 2026, growing at a CAGR of 34 per cent from 2019 to 2026.

“According to the consultancy firm Prohibition Partners, by 2023, the value of Africa’s legal cannabis market could be worth over USD 7.1 billion.”


He explained further that “for this to happen, a candid discourse must be held by all stakeholders on the modalities for legalization, licensing, and regulation of the industry.

“I hope that the two-day stakeholder’s roundtable discussion on the benefits and opportunities of Cannabis Plant and CBD Oil in Nigeria, scheduled to hold on Monday 7 and Tuesday 8 June 2021 will achieve this.

To enable this process of legalization, I have presented before the House of Representatives, the Dangerous Drugs Act (Amendment) Bill, 2020, which when passed, will usher in a new era of medicinal cannabis from production processing and distribution.


“I expect that the exchanges that will ensue at the roundtable on June 7 and 8, 2021, will greatly optimize the deliberations of the National Assembly on the bill, as well as preparations by the executive arm of government to regulate the sector.

“Nigerians must understand that we are not alone in this race to establish a lucrative medical and industrial hemp economy. Based on recommendations by the World Health Organization (WHO), the United Nations (UN) voted to remove Cannabis from schedule IV of the 1961 Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs, and reclassified it as medicinal and therapeutic, on December 2, 2020.


“Several countries have legalized medicinal and industrial hemp and other African countries are moving to do the same.”

The Special Adviser to the state governor on Agriculture, Mr Akin Olotu, while speaking at the event said the Ondo state government in conjunction with Culturepreneur Clusters Limited and other partners will hold a stakeholders’ roundtable on the benefits and opportunities of the cannabis plant and CBD Oil in Nigeria.

Olotu pointed out that the discussion will focus on research, legalisation, licensing, medical advantages, agro-economy advantages, empowerment, benefits of Internal Generated Revenues, Trade Exchange benefits.


He said the workshop is aimed at furthering legislation, scientific research and sensitization on the health, industrial benefits of cannabis and CBD oil as well as engaging stakeholders at all levels to leverage the multi-faceted value chain of cannabis.

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Ishilove:
They said catfish is marine people food so make we avoid am.

The okra thing is not a myth. I have a relative that does not eat draw soup at all otherwise she won't be able to sleep at night. So so bad dreams

Yeah, at some point too they told my mom to inform her kids not to eat catfish prepared by a non-family member. I defied both orders. I ate enough grilled and pepper soup catfish from Switch 1922. Nothing do me. The Okra, I dey cook am with ogbono with assorted for dinner. Nothing do me. I don't believe in it.

mezico96:
Am the kinda guy that trust too much and most especially because she's an elderly woman, normally it's pay before service,but their rent is quite expensive, so I never saw that as a problem.

The son?
I don't wanna talk about his personal life

The house is building, location and compound is my taste, and since I don't stay home all day I never thought I'll be having issues with them.

Ironically, when I moved in, she called me and told me how other tenants are gossiping about her and I should just mind my business.

I never for once thought of having issues with her.... Never!

Bro, you're in for a long haul of drama. No be me go tell you to pack out. Good luck man.

bluefilm:
So it's an expired Single mother that you now want for a partner?

Your village people are doing you.

Wetin concern you? Expired, evening newspaper, menopausal...leave am like dat. I no mind.

I am looking for a shop where its location and size is suitable for selling tyres.

Instead of Aspirin for the headache, they've decided to cut off the head. Apparently, the Kekes are part of the ban too. Omo... megacity indeed. Workers at Ikeja environs who live at Mushin, Oshodi, Egbeda, Iyana Ipaja, Agege will resume trekking all the way to Ikeja along to board a bus home. O ma se o.

For me I dey bike o. I dey bike from Ikeja to Yaba. I dey bike from Festac to Ikeja. I dey bike from Ikoyi to Ikeja. Wetin go happen now?

I'm buying old 1xbet accounts. Send me a pm

Your situation is quite peculiar but the truth is that you have all of the blame. Why?

1. You moved in last December and your landlady already knows your father's profession. If your father doesn't live with you, you should learn to shut your mouth bro.
2. Her son, is he lame or what?
3. Renting an apartment where the landlord/lady lives is a recipe for trouble nawwwwwwww.

Someone should help me tell her I'm single and very much available.

If you're wise, become a known gunman ( I mean, legally arm yourself). Buhari's government has compromised our collective safety in every region.

Ishilove:
She is quite a boobly porson

Breast is life, literally.


For we mammals o. There's some cold-blooded folk we no like brezz

OP, you are so correct and cannot stress this more.

In January 2018, I was approached by a fellow church member to buy his piee of land somewhere around Owode Onirin, Ketu-Mile 12 area. I was in no need of it but he claimed to be in serious debt and had financial constraints on his neck so much that e choke. I told him I would check it out. So, instead of sending my lawyer in charge of family property to go with his team to check it out, I said we should go check it out since it's Sunday and there'd be less traffic. Long story short, after appealing and much convincing, I decided to buy it on the condition that I would pay in three installments since the just concluded festive season chop my money no be small. I made the first transfer to him on the following Monday. Paperwork was in order. (This is when I my lawyer got involved). He began to tell me that the place gets terrible during the rainy season as there are floodgates that are opened when a certain river overflows it's banks. I shook it off and instructed that a fence be constructed asap. The construction was more expensive than your regular fence cause we had to fill it cause the surveyor tell us say na swampy land. By July, I had paid half of the last installment remaining 480k. My lawyer who had been advising me for weeks to go and see what the area looks like after the rains had started finally won and we decided to visit. My brother, we were two streets away and the boys there told us we couldn't go any further unless we we're ready to write off the car. They explained that the mud is so thick that even canoes can get grounded at some point. Infact the whole area na error. LASG has been promising to fix it. Till today, I haven't balanced up the 480k and the guy sef no ask me. Baba sef no dey come church again


Modified
Please I need a shop in Mushin big enough to sell tyres. Mention me please.

If you hear how much they budgeted for this trip, you fitt shitt for body. Funny thing is, the money for this one don grow wings. They will budget again for whenever they chose to reconvene the meeting.

DICKstractor:




Mango and coke can kill instantly. I haven't tried it though and won't either.

It doesn't look like a good combo to me

Give us more details

I love okra so you can imagine my horror when years ago, my folks came and said we couldn't eat it anymore after the sun had set. This was an instruction from a white garment church. It is also a popular myth that okra neutralizes juju. Also, Muslims don't eat pork because the pig is deemed unclean.

Which one do you know?

Kebbiprince:
You're simply a liar, you operate a factory there
I hope they bill you more. No sympathy for liars

Suffer no dey tire you? You're stuck in the same box as many so your words don't surprise me.

Sore loser. E pain am

Una neva wail finish. E remain UCL final.

seborrhic:
What's this?

You were not honest in your original narration and wanted to give the impression it was the standard simple, strictly residential apartment.
I know if probed further more would come out to explain why your bill is different from those of others in the same neighborhood.

Guess you work in electricity distribution and billing

seborrhic:
You started by saying it's just a 6 BR flat.
Now u av added by saying there is a 3 BR BQ for workers, showing the building is most likely a factory,water factory precisely or production company of some sort.
Why don't some Nigerians like saying the whole truth about an issue?Even in age,90% lie.

Where did I say it's a 6 bed flat? Is there even such a thing? It's a house with bq. There's live-in house staff. Where do you live? Under a rock?

OlujobaSamuel:
Except you run a factory, you can't consume such, people no dey go work for the compound? Just work towards getting prepaid meter a d you might not even use more than 100k monthly.

There's also a 3 bedroom bq for the workers. They don't consume too much except for their ACs and washing machine. Maybe it's because we're one of the few houses in the estate that still use the old meter. I applied for the prepaid since last year but na story dem still dey yarn.