₦airaland Forum

olayinks007:
Like I don't get, shey na dat small snake dem use that big matchet for.
Ile aye le oooo. Those guys dey vex sha

go and read about neurotoxins

This one puts 'fear women' in a new perspective. She don spoil market for all the hustling vaginas in Unilag.

Charmingrascal:
If this girl was staying with her Mum the father and society would have said all sort of things about the woman. They would call her a prostitute and call her all sort of names for not properly bringing up her child. Now there is no woman to blame for this.

The late Ataga had a beautiful wife yet he could not keep his dick in his pant

May God forgive his sins and let him rest in peace if he so wishes.

Blame the murderer. Shey there aren't orphans with self-control? Even the girls living with both parents bro, na the same thing. Go to any club, hotel or strip club in Lagos, you will find many innocent looking girls just like her who still live with their folks

Nobody is even addressing the fact that she's a junkie. I told a colleague a couple of days ago that 90% of Nigerian girls under 30 sell their vagina on a steady. E go shock u say your babe get inmessage profile. She get Snapchat? There's 70% chance that's her office.

AntiBMC:
This kind of stain on his image can never ever be cleaned. Regrettable things happen when you can't zip up...e com join am with paedophilia.

No be Nigeria again? If he becomes a pastor tomorrow, crowd go still worship with am, and donate for God's private jet.

This kind of news sef, you'd think Nigeria is the largest exporter of meat and dairy products on the planet.

thebosstrevor1:
What are you saying

I wasn't talking to you. Shift.

BigBashiru:
Young girls give their youth to their boyfriends and expect a man to marry them when they are 32 or 35 - men need something nice to look at - thats the truth.

A much better mating strategy is for girls to marry around 23-25 so that when they get old, the man will still be with them.

Anything short of this arrangement is receipe for cheating - people can deny all they want but this is the truth.

The late CEO simply went for what he wanted and should not be judged.

Soro soke. Soro sibi ti oro wa. The man just as the little wh*re is an irresponsible bastard. Yes, many of us are guilty of this shit but both of them are idiots. Period

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The nonsense you want to type, I dare you to go to Ojota with a microphone and speaker during closing hours and say it there.

We should build statues of them. They are heroes.

I went out yesterday to buy unbranded eggs at a supermarket and they told me it's 100 each. The girl said "E shock you? Everything don cost". I jejely withdrew myself and went to buy one dozen branded eggs for 850. When I see people posting how they cooked this and that with just 500, I have never believed. Maybe because I'm Lagos oriented but the manner at which prices go up and never, ever, ever, ever come down is suspicious. Go and check the pricing of eggs in the US from 1995-2020. The price has increased and decreased over the years but only once did it climb over $2 a dozen and to be honest, there hasn't been any drastic increase enough for the consumers to cry.

Who exactly is regulating food prices in this country cause at this rate, even bread will become unaffordable to millions. Apart from insecurity, there are some greedy elements who benefit a lot from this burden.

The guy behind looks like he's prepped to behead the king if he f**ks up.


This is Nigeria's reality. Like it or leave it. If you want to trade blames, blame the Brits, they put this contraption together. The northerners were automatically made superior by the advantage of numbers even though the south is more educated and forward thinking. They knew this. If the British discovered oil themselves before the amalgamation, do you honestly think they'd join us with these people?

Make Dem just give me the .6 wey on top make I manage am

Rozcol:
Statistics have shown that modern young men do not last long sexually anymore except with the help of drugs and herbs which in long term have so many negative effects on them.Take a look at bbn Praiz,with all the muscles one will think he'll take you to the moon and back in the bedroom but it didn't turn out to be so. As a staunch Christian who is against premarital sex how do we now test our men to be sure of been capable of cultivating their farmland so as to produce healthy fresh fruits. Every Young men out there should try and quit reckless lifestyle because if you fail your wife in the other room that will be the beginning of the end of the marriage. Live a healthy lifestyle to avoid stories that touch.Ilegend you need to spread your gospel to them if what you share all over nairaland hold waters.Shalom

As a staunch unmarried Christian woman, what is your concern with a penis taking you to the moon and back? Are you an astronaut?

Let me continue to chase vanity abeg. If someone will push me to my death from a moving vehicle, let it be from a private jet.

NaijaRoyalty:
So how much Is Tinubu's money there

We know he get share for every transaction Sanwo olu do in this Lagos .

Nawa o. If Tinubu becomes president in 2023, many will commit suicide.

Can someone explain what I'm looking at in that photo?

Nigeria is gone

Gvnl:
Good evening everyone and Happy Sunday.

This Catarrh has lasted for almost 9yrs now. I've taken different medications but it's still persisting.

I have also done some laboratory test and taken prescribed medication, but no permanent solution.

Please help what else should or can I do to put an end to this menace.

Thank you.

Thanks

Truer yarns no dey

They've never paraded any murderous fulani herdsman since the beginning of this year.

Nigeria is gone

Nawa o. Nobody on the front page even acknowledged the fact that the Architect is African, Nigerian possibly. Spits!

SecretReporter:
through which of the company?

My bank. Just an account I fund. No company. Just a regular bank account.

anigbajumo:
Really?? Is it possible without the name of kids or any document...I don't understand??

Just an account in your name is enough. Read between the lines

SecretReporter:
how did you go about with the advice ?

I already started.

bestabigaelever:
You brought the dildos suggestion

All men are single

She said orgasm is scarce.

bestabigaelever:
Are you saying we should replace men with dildos?
Well I sell the vibrating ones, in case your girlfriend/wife need one

You can never replace men no matter how hard you might try. I am currently single, so, no thanks.

See kids. Even after Buhari, our problems will remain for decades. E no go better for all the people wey do Nigeria this thing

bestabigaelever:
You are lucky
Orgasm is now scarce like money

I was at Veristas supermarket at Allen a couple of days ago( 24-hour supermarket ). My guys and I went to buy drinks. One of us saw three boxes of Durex dildos on the shelf. We began making videos and taking pictures of it. It was ridiculous to think that a sextoy would hang on a shelf in a supermarket like it was perfume or body lotion. Long story short after church today, I went to buy Origin as usual. I realised there was only one Love Machine left. Each one costs 24k. Madam, you're looking in the wrong places.

excanny:
These are harmless snakes u are killing

You know this, how?

NwaAmaikpe:



See beauty.
I'd happily give her mouth-to-mouth respiration even if I know it won't bring her back to life.

Who let you out of the madhouse? All these Nigerian asylums sef. Dem no dey get better security. People go just dey escape come.mix with normal people for town.

sapphiere:

Is it not better to sell the kids off than to allow them to suffer?

You're mad