₦airaland Forum

OKOATA:
If I were the president I will ban that evil drug colorado, the day I tried that shiit if not that I practice mindfulness and meditation I could have ran mad because I was inbetween going insane and still in my conscious mind.

I can totally relate and I'd been smoking for more than 8 years prior to smoking it. The worst thing is that I hear they ration it for as little as 1k. Just imagine

Righteousness2:
A Carnal mind cannot comprehend Spiritual things.
The things of the Spirit is Foolishness to them that Perish.
Your Problem is sin!
Your Problem is Iniquity!
Sin blinds your ability to comprehend the Spiritual, causing u to feel you are smart , meanwhile you are an experimental instrument for the devil.

LMAO! I didn't even notice our resident pastor has attached his number to his signature. Office don open, my people.

madridguy:
Hope you come leave Mary J ?

Last year, during the pandemic, I was stupid enough to try Colorado. Call it youthful exuberance but it was the worst mistake of my existence. I haven't smoked since then. I'm still a marijuana enthusiast. I just don't smoke it anymore.

Remember that the guy below me is a Lord's Chosen pastor before you accept anything he has to say

I remember waaay back when my mother found out I indulged my self in smoking marijuana. She took me to a popular church around Omole axis. Plenty Omole women attend the Wednesday service even though they're not members. CLAM, to be precise. Na so one pastor tell my mama say make I do 3 days dry fast. No food, no water, say the spirit will leave my body. Worst 3 days of my life. These days, I only ever fast during Lent and I go break by 3. I cannot come and die.

donstan18:
If you want to do good, and you know it will end up hurting a particular wicked party, do it in a smart way without endangering the life of yourself and your family.

$32k is too huge for those G-Boiz to come for him or his family no matter how far he might think he is, trust me on that.

Aside the fact that he wanted to publicize the good deed, he would have simply reached the victim first, return the money, tell her to ask suspicious unanswerable questions to those boiz, also tell her to tell those boiz that she’s contacting the bank and USA security, this will enable the mam perfectly act and tell those boiz that his account has been placed under investigations for receiving such cash and might get him jailed. Simple!!! Those boiz go even dey pity am small base on say them don put am for trouble.


Make we dey tread carefully! Na street we dey and nobody is too far to be hunt down by these street boiz! Boiz wey don reach level of scamming $32k no be amateur for the street and as e dey be like this, this guy fit collect shot.

You're right. Nigerians are in every country on the planet. You'd find at least 50% of them are into criminal activities and would track and murder a fellow Nigerian for a fee

The5DME:
Simp!!! ( Spits on his face). She's married hope u know?

No, she's not.



Oh and by the way, I don't know where you're from, but I'm pretty sure there's a bridge around. You should go jump off it.

pocohantas:
You are in luck then. Yorubas are a majority, millions of Nigerian women would fit into your spec.

Fitted pants are not bad, though some are just plain ridiculous.

Yeah...you don't know what my spec is. I'm mostly sapio. I like to know what your brain thinks like before I actually meet in person. I guess being a millennial has fine-tuned me like that, thanks to the internet.

Plus, I think you're classy. That's one of my specs.

LMAO!!! You're so paranoid.


Condoms....eiiish! I hate 'em....with a passion. Why? They are always breaking. When exactly? When she's climaxing and her walls pulsating making her tighter and making me want to thrust faster. At the end of the day, the same damned story. Broken condom. Trying to change it almost always kills the momentum. Everyfuckingtime!

God bless you, Don Jazzy. God bless you.

pocohantas:
Average U-30 Naija guy problem no pass data, fitted jean and canvas. No be this Nigeria we dey again? We go run am.

Eku allurement.

1. I don't even like fitted jeans....even though it's the only good ones they sell. (No choice)
2. Internet data? Not a problem. There's two unprotected WiFi networks I can access from my flat. I only steal connect to it when I want to download a really huge file. Besides data is actually getting cheaper if you think about it.
3. If you can speak Yoruba (or understand some), it would be Allurement ²

pocohantas:
You are not 30 yet, I am in my early 40s. Na sugar mummy you dey find ni?

Lol. I don't think you have the kind of money for a sugar mummy status. I've just been extremely fascinated by you since 2016...I think. That was when I started visiting here. Plus, you're a really good cook and that's some serious allurement from where I stand.
Not to sound cliché but age is just a number, really.

Kondomatic:
You should just brace up for a wrestling in a village square with me. The winner goes home with her.





Yea, I old school reach like that.

We should go on separate dates and have her decide. This is 2021 bro.

cc Pocohantas

Ngenge:
To grow hair or to cut it, which one is more economical/healthier since you are broke? Plaiting of hair attracts lice, gossip and makes you to be a suspect and look dangerous to security agencies. Again, you can't attend church or interview with that hair

This is exactly why I hate this country. Spits! Even if you cut your hair everyday from now till 2099, you still won't have the same qualifications and job a s this BOA staff.

Na African mentality. Don't mind those hypocrites. They worship Jesus Christ whose temple and jaw was covered with flowing hair as we're made to know but rush to bash a fellow African for wanting to keep their hair. Even the Jewish law forbids men from cutting the hairs that grow on the side of their heads but here in Africa, especially Nigeria, if you're young and you let your beards grow to the same level as that an Islamic cleric, they label you a hoodlum.


Abeg flex your hair, my guy. I'm growing bald. So I let my beards grow wild like a Norse Viking, Arab Imam or Jewish Rabbi

MickzyDonald:
Let gummen come and see drama, na one time she go throw the gun away and run for her life

You obviously know nothing of guns. Look again.

Hemanwel:
Alright, bro! Thanks.

Be sure to guard them like a hen to it's chicks. The world is really messed up, bro. Good luck!

I will never, ever understand how an adult penis will crave an underage vagina. I mean, even adult women will leave you because they don't want you to spoil their special place for their future husband if your size is way above average. How much more a virgin child. God punish him.

If was the leader of any of the world's most powerful countries, I would rally up my colleagues and advise them not to waste resources in helping Nigeria.

Realstick941:
Dude multichoice was founded 1994 and it wasnt even available in Nigeria then

They didn't even come to Nigeria until under Obasanjo's administration. 2001-2002 I think. Don't mind some of these Nairaland girls. They're as fake as half of the products in computer village

techtechh:
How will you call a fellow human infidel?

Muslims do it all the time. Every non-muslim is an infidel to the ones with extremist views like Pantami.

Just 3?! Ogbeni you better don't stress your heart yet. By the time, she's 15 her boldness and confidence will almost kill you. If kids in 2021 are now very conversant with and want to live their lives based on Naira Marley's lyrics, imagine what the situation would be in 2032. E don spoil.

He's a Ciroc ambassador naww.

Aren't these people supposed to be infidels in their eyes? I guess their religion is only for the poor

GraduatesGrant:
Thanks, yes you can retrieve your sim, just go with your NIN slip, sim pack/affidavit and #100

Thanks!

Looks like a hawk

Donbabafx1:
Does it have economic value?

You don't have a license to sell. Just release it back into the wild. Birds of prey should never be caged bro.

He should donate some of his police detail to fighting insecurity. These people have security detail as much as 5 policemen and soldiers and we wonder how many are left to fight insecurity. Just imagine it. In my estate alone, I can count more than 30 people with more than one police officer in their security detail. Funny enough, they're mostly Lebanese, Chinese and Indian. It's quite shameful.

immortal2:
MNK cannot die the death of a coward. Like Mohammed, MNK has done his Hijrah to Medina/Europe.

Dying for something you believe in is not cowardly. There's nothing more brave. Forgive me for this but if Odumegwu Ojukwu didn't run away but choose to die for his cause, the north would fear (or should I say be very cautious of) the east and maybe they wouldn't have been so marginalised. My opinion though..

Very useless set of people. By now they should have passed a vote of no confidence on Buhari or should be concluding plans to impeach his senile ass!

In the very wise words of Fela;

"If you say you be colonial man,
You don be slave man before
Them don release you now
But you never release yourself."

If I was Nnamdi Kanu, I'd come back to Nigeria. If the government kills me, I'll know I died for a great cause and my death might be the catalyst for the realization of my dreams but right now I cannot take him seriously. The man needs to talk less and show some real balls