₦airaland Forum

I will never understand the XX chromosome gender. I had a fight with a friend today because I left to receive a call while we were at it. She just kept on repeating "how can we grow when we can't make love in peace?" Me, I've done it many times, also, I've permitted women in the past to receive phone calls since it could be an emergency. I've even had more than one woman flag me not to stop thrusting whilst on the phone with someone else. This my friend had the guts to tell me to put my phone on flight mode. Me, a whole business man.

I'm just really surprised because the fight was more intense than it should have been. Since I would feel really weird discussing this with anyone, I decided to bring it here anonymously.

LaReinaa:
It’s possible that the boy was suffering from post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) but trust Nigerian to always jump into conclusions.. they were twins for Pete’s sake and twins usually have a very strong bond!

Nice to finally see a female on this thread with working brains

tollyboy5:
Mr man,

You're not the first person reading this kind of news either.

What I know for sure is that the person is traumatized.

Proper investigation is needed this yahoo tagging of a thing is pure ignorance .

His twin brother oooo. These fuckers irritate me. Twins are connected in ways the rest of us cannot imagine. Check the internet for any information an a twin killing his/her twin, the only ones you'd see are scientifically proven accidents. No mind the Nairaland trash talkers that are only bold on the internet.

tollyboy5:
Don't worry I've answered already

Don't mind all these people that have no clue as to what they're talking about. I'm sure many people would have called Frank Uduak a Yahoo boy if there wasn't substantial evidence to prove his evils.

when2:
You must answer the question oo! You can't just come and be posting anyhow on nairaland.

Oya come and arrest me naw. I know more about Gboys more than you and that ode combined so both of you can collectively f**k off.

loswhite:
Next time dont quote dumb statistics.

Yeah, you too can f**k off.

when2:
Brother, please answer the intelligent question you were ask, you hear?

If that is your definition of intelligence, then you two can marry each other, eh?

tollyboy5:
Explain Mr man

What do you want him to explain? He will still end up saying absolute bullshit

TheGift:
Are you listening to yourself? Didn't you comprehend what the police said i.e " “For now, there is no evidence that it was for ritual purpose"

Meanwhile, you're asking who doesn't have Yahoo boys as friends? Well I don't. And i suspect you are or are not far from becoming a Yahoo boy because "Show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are"

Yeah...this quote is outdated.

CandyOps:
Okay, let's ignore every other thing you said but I'm curious to how you came about the 5% ratio??

... or do you have the same habit as Sanusi Lamido -- you wake up one morning and pull off imaginary numbers out the thin air and expect us to swallow it wholeheartedly?

If you took a survey then provide us a link to your source or research papers. We're not all dumb here bruhh

Kindly f**k off, will you? You can f**k off the 3rd MB into the lagoon, that would be preferable. You're here asking for research papers on Yahoo boys, who do you think I am? The FBI?

Someone said Nigeria will end of like Libya and Syria if we continue down this evil path. I'm afraid he's right.

Wordsfrombimpe:
Lols

Whoever is your FWB shout out to her or him

Subscribe to my channel and God bless you

It's a 'her' o. Him ke?

Go to MIT, have one of the professors there create a vaginometer and place it in your wife's body while she sleeps. Anytime she's moaning under another dick that's not yours, you will get an email with mp3 evidence.

My FWB is actually my bestie.

Jezebel and Lilith will be very proud of this mother-daughter combination.

The Nigerian police is obviously the worst on the planet. Isn't it possible that his twin died from natural causes and he suffered psychological trauma instantly? I mean, he was found with the decomposing body. What normal person could stay in such conditions? I'm sure it's the bastard nosy neighbours that labelled him a Yahoo boy to the cops. Spits!!!

I'm not glorifying fraud but less than 5% of the entire so called Yahoo boys actually engage in black magic. I know this cause I have them as friends (who doesn't, sef?!). Many of them don't have the balls to go darkside. What we commonly have are ritualists posing as Yahoo boys.

You can do that and more if you're willing to go darkside. He's also not the first man to walk on water on camera with plenty witnesses. Just spend a good 30 minutes on YouTube on it.

I stopped reading immediately I saw Colona.

This is an intra-Ipob scam so the rest of us don't really care. 3 years and you're just voicing out now, ase ni e. If you see that money back complete, call me a bastard.

Our so-called democracy was built on the backs of unknown soldiers. Now we have to deal with unknown gunmen. Funny how for many years, havoc wrecking unknown soldiers have never been identified. Not once. Simply because they're registered soldiers.

Lady, I hope your lamentation falls on the right ears because like play, like play your uncle fit spend 10-15 years incarcerated.

Tribalistic idiot. Tell me which corner of the planet where it hasn't been proven that women love dangerous men.

The beating was thoroughly dispatched.

I hope you guys are not Lagos based cause with the proposed ban, the tears will be premium.

Your guy will go from fresh looking to rugged. He will still end up spending before he gets it. I acknowledge that he'll make more if he engages but he should instead use the money to give it out for a weekly return, use the proceeds to improve his resume by certifying himself in the necessary fields that will boost his standing in the banking industry. If you're in that jungle industry and you don't think and behave like a lion, then you will only slave on grass like a herbivore. Many hotel housekeepers earn more than 40k

The useless girl billing this broke guy is probably sucking another d rn

Only in Benin


Those of you quoting me, isn't Ekpoma part of the Benin Kingdom? Or isn't the king who lords over all of Edo state the Oba of Benin? You have a brain but choose no send it on leave.

DDDEnterprises:
me wey I still dey aspire. I'm aspiring for Unilorin so if they admit me, I'll be a Unilorite

I wish you good luck. Don't do drugs, ok?

DDDEnterprises:
I'll mark this thread. Years after I graduate, I'll tell you.

What uni are you currently at?

Sebastine1994:
I dashed it to the mai ruwa for his loyalty.

that aboki was as efficient as a Swiss clock.

let me be pessimistic please. all those school stuff was fun while it lasted but it was a waste of time.


I did not use the certificate either. I am self employed.

It wasn't a waste of time cause I'm pretty sure you still refer to the fact that you're a graduate in all of your documents.

I'm posting in this section cause, well what I'm here to talk about seems cultural.

After our final papers at uni, we've made it tradition to sign on t-shirts. It is a mad rave and everyone wants to participate in signing out the graduate. In fact, the stores selling permanent marker on campus look forward to that day cause na cash out day.

My question is this? What did you do with your own shirt after graduation? Did you frame it? Did you show it to your kids to motivate them? Looking back now, I don't even know what became of the said t-shirt. I think this piece of clothing is just as important as your NYSC (that is, for those of you who served) uniform. Education in a Nigeria is a battle whether you went to a private or public uni. Getting a job after is another story entirely in which we're all too familiar with. I mean, look at the people who just wrote their final exams in various unis, they should have graduated long before now. Even those in private schools are witness to the tyrannical ownership of church established universities. Ko easy Nationwide.

Now tell me, what became of your signing out t-shirt?

officialtonnie:
Pastor Adeboye et Yahaya Bello
God is saying something

I spit on your brain

SportsHD:
The coming song should be banned yeah.
But this is nigeria, he could just bribe ncc and the song would be unbanned.
Dividends of a failed system.

You get.