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Pastor indeed!!!
Little wonder they cut your kini in Zamfara 4 the off-topic thread

laugh

sunej:
am raising my fork!, them cut my hand for zamfara say i look yarinya!

Na lie no be ur hand dem cut, na ur xxxxxxxx

Dr. Who

sunej:
which cry, why d guy go associate my name with hell ^{Calls for a cutlass, heads to spenchuks house}

Shey u don see why the guy taalk say u go go hell.U wan commit murder and u no wan go nigerian corner.My friend,u better repent [size=20pt]OR[/size]

I'm mad at them.Any gurus know hw we can 'crack' them?

@ all
I'm so mad at DSTV right now.How could they have taken the stations without giving us notice?

wetin?

chioya:
spit inside her mouth or piss inside,

Ahnahn,that one harsh nah.
If it was I,I for just go find another friend.
"lemme smell ur friend's mouth,and i'l know the kinda mouth u have"

sunej:
The ATM always write to me "Be patient Sir, account too heavy"

Forgive the guy.He had a surgery,must be suffering frm post-surgical delusions

Robert Mugabe

Abacha

dictator

correction

apocalypse:
@ poster

Nice joke but as old as hell.Heard it 1st time in junior class

Notice the joke was first posted 2 years ago

@ habiolah

Why u dey abuse the guy?
He's not stupid,misguided perhaps,shebi?

@ post
where this nonsense atm machine dey?
Pls,tell me.Before the machine start to dey laff me,i go don carry machine gub scatter am.
Omo ale jatijati

@ post,
No,it is not a sin.
Maybe if I get a gun and shoot you,it wouldn't be a sin too.

Can anyone tell me what this is doing in the jokes section?

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=162711.msg2706845#msg2706845 date=1219701883]
. . . hmmmm Food for thought. Just tell the thief the amount you will need to take a bus back to ya house. [/quote]Some of these gentleman thieves fit give u small t/p money sha,but if na the korrekt thieves gangan,dem go just advise u make u find shortcut dey stroll go house

Abbygyal:
@sunej
lol

sunej:
oh! girl i still de wonda o!

Una two don carry this una romance reach ere again

hilarious

helium44:
@everyone
Yea!!! Hmmmm! Please easy on me guys.Maybe you all should start by asking why i posted this in the jokes forum and not in the general discussion forum.
I think that explains everything.So please halt the [size=16pt]vituperatons[/size] because im too cool for all these.

E don tay wey i don hear this kain big English.Honestly.I'm ,

@ all
No activity on this thread again?
Hmnnnnn
Attention span is short indeed

sunej:
Am sure there are many whores in hell who'll need your shugar juice the more. Just look for rope, tire it to fan and do the thing!

Ye,dem don intimidate u,u no fit talk another one.
So,even old-timers like u get intimidated!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you saying u're interested i making a sandwich with him too?

You secret is safe with me.brutha 2 brutha

sunej:
I was, I wouldn't call that dead because it was blank

Technically, you were dead to the world

sunej:
did I say I was dead?

Weren't you anaesthesized?

why won't i be?

Ah,they've turned you into an experiment

Somebody,anybody help!!!!!!!!!!!!
sunej and abby have stolen this thread and are shamelessly flirting

Nooo,I meant battle as in war as in mortal kombat as in duel till the end although we fit use bottle sha but i no go 'shook' u as you still have some healing stitches.