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Ok so I'm assuming the letter ofg apology should go as thus

"To Whichever Country This May Concern,

The United kIngdom would like to apologize to the citizens of Nigeria for joining the North and South pectrorates. We would also like to ask for forgiveness for giving power to the Hausas after granting you independence. Accept our sympathies for the Civil War this caused along the line. Please dont stop providing us wth resoucrces nor stop kissing our asses when we visit your country

Thank you for your time


Her Majesty


Did I leave anything out?

na only sleep? anyway Im not taking music suggestions from someone listening to Boys2Men in 2008

They wish they have 1/10th of Sade's talent, which would explain why her tours still sell out and they are left doing late night infomercials

enough of doyin's whining. He's a hopeless case. Back to enjoying MY link instead

What a smart country, wherever that is

4 Play:
We are forgetting something,there are practical problems to retaining Nigeria as a colony.Nigeria isn't one of those small island colonies.Our population outnumbers that of the UK so how would they have handled it?If they gave us full citizenship,it will mean that most Brits will be Nigerians If they don't,it will be illegal under international law.From a practical standpoint,they couldn't have retained us for long.

I see what you mean and obviously they couldnt retain us for long but what do you think would have happened if they stayed like 5-10 more years

More positive impact or would it have taken the turn for horrible?

I win!

Thanks alagolo

Ugh. Liars. Didnt work

[flash=425,355]http://youtube.com/v/WkYhR4-Otzg[/flash]

that explains the defending of the floppy ears

are you sure about that 4Play

Can you people stop being selfish and explain how to add youtube links? Jeez

Thanks

spoilt:
she never told him she's a virgin
but he assumed she's one.
apparently he wishes she was one and
has deluded himself into thinking she's one.

tongue twister.

@toh
you read me.

I always do

The fact the OP's boyfriend made such an assumption makes me nervous for her because when she tells the truth to such a person, I kind of see a Dr Jeckel/Mr Hyde situation happening

if the brits were there, shagari wouldnt have been able to destroy Nigeria when he did That's why they should be worshipped.


*teribas fun awon oyinbo*

If you actually bothered to read spoilt's post you'd see that she was being sarcastic and she made her real repsonse in the last paragraph

For people in my dad's age bracket to wish that the Brits stayed a few more years, you better believe they enjoyed it. My grandpaents used to also tell me stories of how great things were. One of my dad's fav stories is about a store named King'sWay but how it was demolished once the Brits left and alos how when he came here the strength of the naira rivalled the dollar, etc

Ibime:
Yes - and they enjoy the zero taxation now - so that they can die on potholed roads and not get free treatment at the hospital, dying from yeye diseases that can easily be treated whereas Teaching Hospitals used to treat them for free back then. I am sure they also enjoy paying zero tax so that underpaid Policemen can harass them everyday. You don come O!

Exactly

doyin13:
but you should be rest assured that when your own time for retirement comes

you will have something to rely on. . . .

That's why they we pay social security.

eh I hear that one before. come time to yan all this dust in my face, he cowered

You might miss them because they allow you to play that "how about we go to my house" bullshit But I am sure they dont miss you. Ashewo

pahtahkee:
Spice ko, curry ni. All this nairaland women sef. Which spice you dey put for relationship. Man carry you come hin house cook better food for you, with a good wine to top it up, you are here saying it is boring with no spice.

Come to house for what? Dates are outside so if guys like you become psychos, at least we can run for our lives

In your house ko, look at his mouth. Odaron.

If you wnat to show off your Iya Basira food, go on a picnic. Olodo

Aalagolo, tecah this boy na!

4 Play:
Read somewhere that the school is 55% black

I thought the thought of admitting black students in was actually what caused the video??  

[quote author=R-Dynamite link=topic=116343.msg2010576#msg2010576 date=1204322653]I agree but they would not have been killed if they said no. And it's not even one person. 5 elderly workers. The workers sef I tire.[/quote]Cant be too sure.  I first thought they (the students) were armed. Maybe they figured if they didnt listen to them, rthey could lose their jobs. It's a sad situation either way  

tollu:
And do dates have to be all about eating?

well from what I've seen in Nollywood. Isnt that what Nigerian dates are all about?

Eating and him buying the girl junior-sized clothes at some yahooze boutique.

Kobo, you're being obnoxious now

They did NOT know the stew was urinated on

Did you even watch the video?

It's not even stew sef, it's DOG FOOD although they mixed it well enough for it to look like stew. Inn the video you see them go off someplace private where you see one of the dudes peeing into the mixture and then separating it out for them to eat

The workers didnt do it as "fear factor", that was the excuse the students made when they were confronted.


Btw a janitor isnt above a student eps in that kind of environment. Seeing that it's an all white school, those workers arent above anything;

[quote author=R-Dynamite link=topic=116343.msg2010503#msg2010503 date=1204321249]I know

The strange thing is that these whites were "students" and the blacks were "workers". I mean, a worker is superior and should have an upper hand(have the boldness to say no). I don't get it really.[/quote]if only they were even students, 3 of them already graduated so I dont even know why they care that the school is thinking of integration.

Like I've said many times before SA is a disgrace as an African country. I dont care how "civlized" they claim to be or their so called boastful economy.

Anyway The reason why the workers accepted the food I found out is cos the white pricks claimed them acting out "Fear Factor", anyone who has seen the show would understand

However Kobo it is racist because the video was made for racist propoganda. They did it to priove they were against integration of their school so yes it's racism.

The funny thing is 2 have apologized. Why? In the vdeo they said it was to prove what they thought of integration so why cant they stand by their views? Bloody cowards and they're also claiming that the food wasnt urinated on and that they used a "camera" trick, if it was just orduinary stew why did the victims get sick from it

Pathetic bastards should be jail.

morenike09:
Pahtahkee, let met upgrade you. . .na wa o. . .ara oko ni e jare

Please do. Paraki is so naive, it's almsot cute. Lmao  

wanted to see if you were quick on your toes

People usually do that cos they WANT to find flaws, they most likely already have someone in mind but feel like they should obligate you with some fake interview.

pahtahkee:
Well, I meant that let her [b]create a scenario of stating that a friend of her belonged to the predicament [/b]she actually is in, and then ask for how he would behave in such a situation. Upon that she can decide whether she would want to tell him or not.

I don't think people fall for such anymore  but I guess it's worth a try. Maybe the bf hasnt gotten the memo

garlic in what sense? garlic sauce or eating raw garlic cos the latter is a No No.

pahtahkee:
@ Poster,
[b]Create a worse case scenario for him and see his reaction. [/b]Thereafter you can decide whether to tell him or not.

In what sense?

Maybe if i had written the "intelligents of Ekiti," he would have understood

stillwater

Im beginning to worry. What the hell do you eat?

I mean I dont like pounded yam but to hate yam in general? It blows my mind.

ara e lon tonje

tricks ko, magic ni.

the aborgines were actually ran off their land for the most part

Nigerians around that time actually got to enjoy the British ruling

If the native americans havent been apologized to despite being treated like crap, what makes you think Nigeria is anywhere on the list