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She's pained, who go loose house to government and still remain happy

Fish go cheap well well for Rivers

Pls i need a very shining black and long cobra snake asap
I'll pay any amount
I'm in Lagos

Or a cub

Every single youth campaigning for any politician is stupid and useless

anonimi:
So na which candidate you don helep dem prepare to vote for


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There's no candidate that's qualified as long as the candidate is from PDP and APC

and if you check very well you're the one who lacks sense (set awon 2 derica of rice)

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
All this na long story

Nigeria artist dey sing nonsense...na rubbish them dey sing. No talent... nothing nothing
We don't need hit song. We need good songs
Them need to learn more especially that frogged Voice called Davido....
No need for them to follow those your formulas
Make them settle down listen to artist like
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello

Nice one but Wizkid suppose they that list

Money they politics ooo

MONEY THEY WHERE HE THEY JARE

if only my edo people get sense them no suppose vote either obaseki or iyamu , same thieves In the same party , switching parties don't change who you are

Bleep politicians

I'm not shooting no email, you need me for this job

Junglelistic:
I no be herbalist oo

And also, better juju go cost you money, no be small money

Better herbalist no they collect money, if e sure for am , e go give you trial

Na only fake jazz they charge

Junglelistic:
Oga no let anyone deceive you oo
You need better jazz if you wan cash out for hustle

You get correct one for hand ?

Imagine this kind law in Benin and lagos

seanwilliam:
uno need jazz bro.. na update u need

If you share me update I go appreciate

ayanbaba2:
yes

i don beep u for WhatsApp

JamOSneh:
what he smoke is more than daura weed na gum Nd soakaway he sniff together, I just wish I can meet him in person Nd nack him Ogbomosho jazz, e go learn from me dat no be everybody dem fit play lik dat

Shey that ogbomosho jazz fit make my clients pay ?

I only see a very young boy who is in an immature relationship
Craving for sex
Craving for respect
Over proudness
Jealousy
And mischief

Grow up boy

Nairaland suppose that screen people before accepting them into this site

And to all the girls with big big breast and big big yansh , Shay una they see something good so?
Congrats to the couple

ojehmario1969:
She's just 17 and am 19. But she don get big eye fr men. Now she dey beg me again after I just breakup with her.

19 yrs old on nairaland?? Na wa oo

Ebuka I don catch you today
So all the money wey oga take settle you after 16yrs of struggle,
Na Ashewo u take am Bleep

Them suppose flog this Chima black yansh

This life no balance oo

Person pikin fly down to come meet babe for naija , just to suck Toto

I see no changes in 2pac's voice

(Posting for a friend )

My Nairalanders calm down observe this matter on ground abeg una......

I have this friend of mine who is a Muslim and he's dating a very pretty girl who's also a Muslim and also from a strong Muslim family (set awon Muslims together)

They love themselves so damn much , and they've never made love , the guy is 24, and the girl is 20 , they have the intention of having sex but the guy is the one who hasn't made up his mind yet but the girl is ready to give up her virginity for him anytime he wants it

The problem here is that the girl's father does not like the boy , they've never met face to face, he's only seen his picture
This girl's father is based in the United States of America , he's got money , like much money

The boy in question is a Malaysia based who comes to Nigeria time to time for business, which means he's not a golddigger

The girl's father's only point of the refusal of this boy is just because he's from Edo state , meanwhile this same man married an Edo woman who happens to be the mother of this girl in question

When the girl asked her father why he hates the Edo people, ,, her dad said it's because he do sees so many Edo girls prostituting abroad and their men misbehaving as well

One day her father came to Nigeria from the U.S , the girl tried all she could to make this man accept her boyfriend whom she loves so much , but the man insisted that she mustn't even get close to him , and he will never accept him
He made a tracker on the girl's phone so he'll be able to monitor all her conversations with the boy

He told the girl to cut the boy off completely, just one night , my friend called this girl on phone , only for the girl to tell him she's sorry , she can no longer stand her father , that she is done with my friend , my friend was deeply heartbroken as he drops tears lol (love ehn)

About 1 month and two weeks , this babe still chatted my friend again , it's obvious she missed him , this time around she bought a new sim card and got herself the business WhatsApp just so she could be able to chat him withohis dad tracking their conversation no more

The boy made it clear to this girl that he doesn't want any trouble from her father , if what the man wants is to separate them , the no problem
This my friend is the very calm type who doesn't like anything that bothers his mind at all , and he so much love this girl

Now the man has already reported the girl's involvement with an Edo guy to some of his family people, this man is a kwara man, that's also where he built his house (Offa to be precise)

His family started giving him different advises that it must be the girl's mother that must have hooked them up seems she's from Edo state , meanwhile this woman doesn't even know my friend, neither has she even seen his picture anywhere

Before you could say jack Robinson, this man has married a very young Offa girl of just 21yrs when he has a daughter of 20 , and this man is about 58
The wife was heartbroken for sure but she has no choice Than to stay because of her children

This man brought in a boy of 23 (relative) to stay with the wives at home , just to monitor everything happening in the house
Sometimes this boy will barge into the girl's room without knocking just to know what she's doing , and the girl won't tackle him because she's too respectful and takes her eyes off problems
He'll take her phone and be going through all the files without the girl's notice

Just yesterday the man called the girl's younger brother's number instead of calling the girl's line directly
Later on the boy passed on the phone to the girl to speak with her father

Dad: i always see you online and you have never thought of calling me right ? (She always chats him and he reads it without replying so what's the point)

Girl: I'm sorry dad

Dad: and I see all you've been doing ok , no problem

Now the girl is confused whether the man still tracks her new line which nobody else has except her boyfriend, and she's too scared to ask her dad

Now she's confused whether the man will ever accept her boyfriend
Some of her friends have advised her to get pregnant for this boy , maybe the man will have no choice than to be calm
Or run away to be with the boy
But she's too scared and this my guy don't want any trouble
And they love themselves too much to give up on each other

( Na so I say make I care the Tori come Hama my people for here ooo , my ogberaga them , wetin una think say e fit settle this matter na)

Your advises will be appreciated, he will be on the comment session reading them
And he's got 50k for the best adviser he'll get here
Thanks

Oh no, it shouldn't have been ikorodu

Cof1ex:
how on earth is that gonna be possible with what I have and no helper

And who says it isn't possible when you haven't chatted me up