₦airaland Forum

GalaticHorde:
You think I am indulging your stupidity here? seriously? You think I care to scathe you? That ship has sailed and all I care to do is trigger your compulsions as you are so predictable with your run of the mill inane gibberish that I have seen on nairaland in different formats over the years so you know what to do [insert your stupidity here............................................................................................................................................] and see me crying and don't forget to string a few interesting words together, your biggest fan kokowhatever finds them fancy and is highly impressed and it, is the sum of your worth

you're as late as your mama diseased menstrual cycle and as boring as a condom f.uck of 4th round.

After 1 week all you came out with is a clapback as weak as your Papa penile efforts ?

May your days be brief as your data sub.

When this doofus gets shellacked, he pretends to be civil ....when he meets those he can out curse, he doesn't hesitate to go on the attack grin

You're repulsive and a bleeding coward. The tragedy is that somewhere deep in the abyss of your deception and fakery you managed to deceive yourself and believe your own lies and think people don't see you for who you are; a man who draws his value and self-assessment from Nairaland comment feed.

You're beyond redemption, son.

Na God go punish the efforts of your hands!

It shall never be well with you and your lots.

Child of the damned!!!

Complication between science and humanity’s self imposed limitations.

AggroBug:
I always said OLX very, very far to JIJI !

and you’re correct! Since I found JiJI I always ask myself why I never discovered JiJI since.

I don’t know how they did it but I got email asking me about items I viewed and how I saw their conduct. No ad I placed there ever got rejected like olx. With their web page design, there’s no comparison.

CollinsWeGlobe:
Daughter of a former governor of Oyo State, and a US-trained controversial journalist, Kemi Olunloyo, has waded into the feud caused by the killings reportedly carried out by Fulani herdsmen across the country.

According to Omololu, the Fulani herdsmen are being targeted and labelled terrorists because of one reason, and that is because Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari is from the ethnic group.

She wrote; "1. To say Nigerian #Fulanis are a violent group is an exaggeration. The Fulanis have been quietly grazing and herding the beef most of u gulp at your #owambe events. The root of the ongoing problem goes deeper than ethnicity. #hnnact

2. #Fulani herdsmen are being targeted as terrorists because of one single reason. The president is from that ethnic tribe. If u don’t like @MBuhari, then vote him out instead of accusing him of not controlling a whole tribe. Can Osinbajo control all the #yoruba people? #hnnact

3. Stop castigating the #Nigerian#Fulanis. I will never be afraid of NOBODY in #Nigeria. The #IPOB boys were more dangerous looking for mayhem. Many were my errand boys at #PHMax & told me #NnamdiKanu even told them to RAPE women and cause ethnic mayhem. Not all Igbos are IPOB.

4. Why are Nigerians not castigating #yoruba leaders over #Badoo shrines and South-South chieftains over #Rivers#CrossRivers cultists and kidnappers. Almost every Yoruba idiot I’ve met since I came home never heard of Don Waney. Tribal ignorance is so bad in Nigeria #hnnact

5. Don Waney is dead, Evans is alive. Clearly our police is not working hard is everyone’s mentality. We actually need Evans alive as he has information that could squash other kidnap kingpins in the making. Wake up Nigeria! No woman talks the truth like me. #hnnact

Recall that a Federal High Court sitting in Abuja recently dismissed an application filed by IPOB, seeking to compel the Chief of Army staff to produce the missing leader of the group, Nnamdi Kanu.

The trial judge, Justice Binta Nyako, also over-ruled the appeal for lack of merit and proof, that the chief of army staff was indeed the last person seen with mister Nnamdi Kanu."

http://mandynews.com/2018/02/12/ipob-boys-were-more-dangerous-than-the-fulani-herdsmen/

after all who wants to take the opinion of a delusional, used and discarded, failed trollop seriously?

The bitxch should stick to her path of salvation and stop meddling into issues greater than her destiny

cbrass:
I have bought an iPad there before, I had to give it out when it became a nuisance and won't work well. I won't say what I haven't experienced. Its been long they wanted to sell OLX. I once heard from a reliable source that payporte was approached to buy olx but they refused. Why did u think they rejected it

they might have rescinded on the deal because olx doesn’t have global reach.

I have bought some stuffs on olx by proxy through some worthy nairalanders here and found those products satisfactory.

When I tried selling off my iPad Pro 9” on olx, it didn’t go through. They kept telling me to snap a pic that’s not generic. Funny thing is that I usually get this correspondence almost 24 hrs after I ha e posted.

Their navigation and webpage is sluggish and poorly tuned. You won’t get any feedback from olx team in any transaction.

Believe me, olx was my only means of transaction until their mediocrity led me to JiJI and I never turned back.

[quote author=realmanarken post=65006657][/quote]Starstruck mumu

Hades2016:
my bro everything you talk I agree , but that 50cent broke part I no agree with u on that one.. 50cent is not broke at all

he filed for bankruptcy. Update.

postmann:
A part on the back from a genius like you is like a take home souvenir.

I'll make your last post the final brutality.

He shan't escape it. While he laments, complain and plead, your punches do the needful.

it’s my duty to do what the village midwives failed to do; Throw edimolu back into that yeast-carnal his mother calls pussy and watch him burn out by the yields of his mother's insatiable cøck-craving.

edimolu2:
thinking you know all and always quoting yourself keeps making you look the fool, niccur, assume you know less and do some fervent thinking! it would go a long way in your stunted and zig-zagged destiny!

what does not quoting a mention mean, i received several mentions from you and you expect me to see all, unlike you, i was multitasking at that time!

am free now....where is the comment, show me let me scatter your destiny, God help you if it aint pain worthy!

if you run, na better thundar go fire you

stop talking about destinies. You were registered a failure from the moment you drew your first breath.

Your destiny as an itinerant internet vagabond was sealed when your dumb mother cohabitated with a lounge-lizard to produce an oaf without taking the pains to do her genotype compatibility.

What kind of man creates a thread begging nairalanders for help to find solution for someone with a mutated genotype?

https://www.nairaland.com/3383110/advice-needed-genotype-compatibility

What kind of man begs a fellow Nairalander for ideas on how to get laid?

Want kind of man gets blocked serially by teenage romance section girls for demanding nudes?

Only edimolu!!!

Son , the only way your life will be considered successful is for you to write a Will right now instructing your family to bury you without a coffin for the earth to feed on your corpse without the stress of getting the cheap wooden coffin to compensate for your wasteful birth.

You’re born to be cursed. Birthed to die like a homeless degenerate. Nairaland is succeeding where your father failed; giving you the attention that was a luxury in your home.

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My last quote to you was 1:29 pm.
You were online in Nairaland even as at 2:38 pm. Mustitasking?

You inherited every molecular prostituting cell of your mother's DNA..

Don't fúck with me. You're inherently inferior to me from the basics of evolution

[quote author=postmann post=65005405][/quote]Evils!!!! You captured my mind , brother. He deliberately avoided that post so those who searched his moniker wouldn't see it.

Damn!!! You're a fücking genius!!!

Daddy freeze beaten like a market thief.

The attack freezed Freeze and numb his fingers.

I dare declare this bearing was preordained from above for his sacrilegious sins.

Freeze beaten and brutalized like a market thief. Chai!!! This girl gave freeze an ordained scslpifor all his sacrilegious sins.

postmann:

Oh boy!!!!!!! I'm still a learner. Damn!!! This is murder on a sunny afternoon!
Lezz, I urge thee, spare this peasant no more replies, that the brutality of thy last post may linger eternally, oh thou king of Trolls!

loooooooolz. He will come forth to say I am quoting myself to make him feel better than the miserable whelp he is.

No one is telling the nosy Emir that the president doesn’t have the power to do that.

edimolu2:
dissed werey not disses! is your brain too hard or you are too dull to absorb corrections?

are you mad,infact you are mad,your frequent gbagaun is the only thing that can drive me nuts, it fûcking irritates me!

i said it, you possess nothing short of a chicken brain, when someone reminds you of disses to use simply means your words connote no pain and is only best making one laugh while you look stupid in the aura of recycled jargons!

ok lets talk about your mother..lol

Pleaseeeeee, we both know her escapades are legendary, we know she has been bed-ridden for months, doctors said she has fluid-filled blisters and crusts all over her useless-cünt, which has also affected her anal-cavity thus making poo and piss become unbearable, well except with the use of technology can she excrete pungent-wastes...

you mother was a known whôre....fact

kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

edimolu2:
see the unintelligent bastard quoting like an amateur, now who is academically poor?, a failed subtle-attempt, the dude begs to know my academic standard...lol....olodo...you go tire!

thought you had mentioned seeing me around na, only to login to your postmann account to quote again...this your brain sef...e dey weak person..mr postmann aka lezzGoat!

the fool couldn't even quote correctly, talking about severe concussions...hahahahahaha

edimolu u be werey ah swear

People always like projecting their mental disease on others. But it's always lame.

You're the one who logged on to watch my post by 5 am this morning with both your accounts.

You just need the attention to feed your loveless existence. When one has a dumb mother who takes stranger's phallus on first meeting, they give birth to little bastards who abuse the order of cyber community, looking for the love their runaway fathers couldn't give.

edimolu2:
dissed werey not disses! is your brain too hard or you are too dull to absorb corrections?

are you mad,infact you are mad,your frequent gbagaun is the only thing that can drive me nuts, it fûcking irritates me!

i said it, you possess nothing short of a chicken brain, when someone reminds you of disses to use simply means your words connote no pain and is only best making one laugh while you look stupid in the aura of recycled jargons!

ok lets talk about your mother..lol

Pleaseeeeee, we both know her escapades are legendary, we know she has been bed-ridden for months, doctors said she has fluid-filled blisters and crusts all over her useless-cünt, which has also affected her anal-cavity thus making poo and piss become unbearable, well except with the use of technology can she excrete pungent-wastes...

you mother was a known whôre....fact

kindergarten!!! “Doctor says”

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

edimolu2:
see the unintelligent bastard quoting like an amateur, now who is academically poor?, a failed subtle-attempt, the dude begs to know my academic standard...lol....olodo...you go tire!

thought you had mentioned seeing me around na, only to login to your postmann account to quote again...this your brain sef...e dey weak person..mr postmann aka lezzGoat!

the fool couldn't even quote correctly, talking about severe concussions...hahahahahaha

edimolu u be werey ah swear

People always like projecting their mental disease on others. But it's always lame.

You're the one who logged on to watch my post by 5 am this morning with both your accounts.

You just need the attention to feed your loveless existence. When one has a dumb mother who takes stranger's phallus on first meeting, they give birth to little bastards who abuse the order of cyber community, looking for the love their runaway fathers couldn't give.

edimolu2:
see you around kwa!

you haven't dissed me enough le.zz, you haven't called me "oga panadol now"...has your maggot infested brain forgotten that?

come back here, i alone decide when to be done with your filthiness

I haven't disses you enough? My dear I don't eat corpse nah. And who are you calling Lezz needlessly?

You belong to the vultures to be picked clean or the element to metamorphize your corpse into something more useful than your life has been.

Oga panadol? you still remember that line I used in December ? Looooooooooolz, my words keep haunting your memories.. no wonder you stalk me with your alternate (edimolu) like I made away with your original birth certificate.

I still haven't told you your mother's cúnt is still kept fresh, undecayed in her grave from the assortment of sp£rm she amassed during her whoring lifetime.

Is there any other painful line you can remind me of?

edimolu2:
Hahahahahahaha, another weak assumptions...you are very weak in brain power and might!

Ladies and gentlemen? Niccur seriously? Is this spartacus's arena or a fighting ring or a stadium? Damn you have gotten so used to the delusions of your online-persona that it has greatly affected your reality! No wonder you remain poor!

Kukuma call refree too now, or call Doctore(oenamaeus) make hin come stand as our guide...oponu oshi

Still can't figure why an adult, 40 year old for a fact, would bask in such pitiness and foolishness!

You need deliverance more than you need basic nutrients abeg

Looooooooooolz!!!! This lad takes every written word too seriously.
I just gave you a telling example that you don't need long epistle to deliver jaw-shattering punches.

Now you're whining because those lines caused you temporal retardation sufficient to fall outside the box of normal intelligence.

See you around Mr. 40 years old Hahahahaha

The tormented cockroach heeds the call. Ladies and gentlemen, let us await for another strained effort at comeback.

You can actually mental-picture him sweating and pulsating as he bends down to peer into those chines cloned phones to spring another long, generic drivel.

edimolu2:
Driveby killer aka postmann aka lezzGOAT

You are a brainless-fâggot (you can claim the faggât yours yet again ), a schizophrenic-bastard, a malnourished-foo[/b]l and a [b]complete-retârd to think you have got the brains and talents to school me in the ways and manners of spoken english!

If you do not possess an addled-brain tantamount to that of an ill-bred monkey, you would have done a proper research on hyphens and the likes before making an outright-fool of yourself! Not like am being paid to tutor you, but listen up!

Hyphens are used in many compound words to show that the component words have a combined meaning or there is a relationship between the words that make up the compound! Such categories are compound adjectives, compound verbs , compound nouns and so on!

Nevertheless, when two or more words are combined to form a modifier immediately preceding a noun, join the words by hyphens if doing so will significantly aid the reader in recognizing the compound adjective! Read on compund adjectives and come back to correct your flaws!

You are the stupidest mismatch i have ever engaged in in verbal-correctness, you leaving high school a life-time-ago has seriously affected your brain-power, like i have always emphasized, you have the wits, brains and balls of a bed-ridden 90 year old

Once your ass is severly-pummelled is when you cry foul of plagiarising or lenghty replies! If you really knew how to diss, how come i quote you at will? Your disses are non-existent and fully-recycled..you should think more bro

Niccur listen up, you aint shiit, you know no shiit about me which is why you do more of weak-assumptions than wise-thinking! Till date, even with your endless epistles, you have never inflicted the tiniest of pain, i keep quoting you as i deem fit laying waste to anything of worth you possess ,making you question why life has been so unfair to you!should you rather not ask why i singled you out?

This is it!

*Fearlezz you are a very jobless nonentity!

*[s]You are a 40+ year old fool yet with the wisdom of a child![/s]

*You would stay awake all in the name of dissing, when those in your age bracket are either banging their wives or making money calculations!

*At your age you still lay claim to being an E-warlord, jesus, an online-jagaban? do you know how hard i laugh upon sighting that pathectic-cry for vindication?

*You are the only old-timer on nairaland who still remains stuck in its walls, even your present cohorts are busy doing okay, at least their frequent absence makes that almost believable! But here you are subjecting yourself to an illiterate like me

* only a jobless-idiot would have this innumerable count of monikers and still regard himself worthy to be called intelligent.

* You quote yourself like a sissy, without balls, dude you are a visionless man, a walking corpse waiting for his death, losing hope on life itself

Which begs the question! How do you expect to father or head a family when you can't even keep to your words? You only keep masking in that failure that sired you! Have you ever even made me stop mentioning you? I dare you to do that, but i have succeeded in you crying foul of you ignoring me when you couldn't take the heat anymore, just like your whorish mother's quest for dicks, you keep coming back

Niccur i define your life, .get that into your militant head fit to "smash a rock"

I don't know what to address, the desperation or the myriad of grammatical pratfalls evidencing a child conceived by a whoring substance-abuser.


How is it possible for one post to contain so much blunders.

At any rate, when your daddy was just an absentee sp£rm donor and mummy was a shiftless sewer drain, why will Nairaland not be burdened by a retrograde cyber orphan?

You missed your English class half the time your grandpa was chasing your mom out to go look for the aimless bottom dog who popped her up!



This is what happens when your mother's Vjay has got more piercings than a needle cushion.

If your mum wasn't a greedy tárrt, she would have stuck to anal and save us all from witnessing the replica of your father's inferior DNA and stall the pollution of the cyber environment with an unwanted child left to street-feed.

Damn! To even suggest I am dissing you when I simply told of your life here in Nairaland is beyond pathetic.

You're my customer: victory easily guaranteed with every single stroke of my sword.

Your grandchildren will never forgive you for having the foolhardiness to come against me.

Edimolished.

Mandynews:
The senator representing Kogi West in the National Assembly, Dino Melaye, has reacted to the news over Nigerian govt dragging him to court for ‘false information’

He wrote; "The same police who paraded the assassination,their weapons,the car they used, have confessional statements of suspects,ask me who are my suspects now colluding with Minister of Justice to arraign me for misinformation over a case that is in Court where the court have accepted"

https://twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/962863847882313728

http://mandynews.com/2018/02/12/assassination-attempt-dino-melaye-reacts/

Nigeria has never had it this bad when a physically and mentally depleted leader is unable to lead.

Police asking complainant who are his suspects?

What effing lunatics manning the police force?

The matter is already in court and one wonders why the police do not render evidence in the case but instead seek to distract and frustrate the senator with a fresh case.

So much like GTB desperation with EFCC over innoson.

Frustration and joblessness is when someone is ignored all day and he wakes up by 5 am on a Monday morning interchanging monikers eagerly awaiting a response from the only person who makes his life worth living.

I'm more than oxygen to you. I'm your make-believe that your life isn't the accidental spark of evolution without aim or purpose.

Your life and failures will always reflect your parents' poor spousal choices. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6684420_screenshot20180212053653_jpegb9ccb07d7916755758196a0b1c573673

cbrass:
You are being economical with the truth . atleast there are almost 60% scammers there and most things you buy are faulty .

you ever bought anything fake on olx? I haven’t. Even when I buy by proxy. It simply means you paid before getting your hands on the goods or couldn’t decipher a fake product from a genuine one.

60% of scammers in olx!!! You have to be shiiting me.

Benekruku:
What do you profit from peddling lies? Do you get paid for it?


Hello! You cant take away MTN from Nigeria. Its impossible! Wake up to that reality.

And if you must know, It has the largest subscriber base and coverage.

The strongest we presently have in Nigeria....... If Nigeria must move ahead to compete with the world in mobile network technology, "ONLY" MTN can get us there! #FACT

Mtn was the last to introduce per second billing in Nigeria.

They were not the first that introduced EDGE and 3G. Neither where they the first to introduce 4G.

Airtel also have more coverage than Mtn.

postmann:
You haven't seen anything yet.

Take a look at his post below as he replies a nairalander. Not only did I see words like "troglodyte" which you have employed repeatedly against him, but check out the myriad of senseless, grammatical suicide this unlettered, fractious idiot committed:

chai. Word improvisation doesn’t come easy for him. English and Logic have a slippery and frosty relationship with the dude.

Reading his posts, you will notice instantly that he struggles with each sentence. The equivalent of shouting and stuttering at the same time.

postmann:
Now I know honour and self respect are missing in your DNA.

It's the other way round. You follow all my handles to learn new words and phrases. My using hyphens to bridge words is as old as my secondary school education. And it's something you have copied without a thorough understanding of how parts of speech works

Eg.
"boring-fairy tale"
"complete-dunce"
"stupid-dunce"
Etc. The list is endless.

"Boring", like "complete" and "stupid" are qualifiers to the nouns "dunce" and fairytale and therefore hyphinating those words are meaningless and grammatically incorrect. But in your usual endophenomena disposition, you copy me without having a proper education and understanding. This is what happens when you force yourself to belong in a cadre which you're not mentally/intellectually equipped for.

Your poor educational background is evidential in all your writing. You have never been a bright student. Not when you found yourself in Jss 2f. Or when you run to the internet to copy words, or lift words phrase for phrase from my Theumbra account.

I believe madness runs in your family. This is no diss. You're far from normal. Those uncles that killed your mother must have gone fettish on you, turning you into a mental vegetable.


Unlettered, endophenomena, anencephalic parasite.

did he actually join “boring” with an hyphen together with “fairy tale” ?

Boring is an adjective nah. Its grammatical duty is to qualify nouns nah! So why add an hyphen?
Same thing with “complete dunce “

I dub edimolu the hyphenated idiot who killed English deader than his uncles killed his mother.

Hyphens are often used as compound adjectives to create compound modifiers. e.g attention-craving edimolu.

But how do you expect someone like edimolu who doesn’t know the difference between “am” and “I’m” to grasp more complicated English structure?

I will never grace that bedazzled human garbage with a direct correspondence ever again. His grammatical mastery is below the standard of a 13 year old truant.

this bored frustrated bugger gives me the usual uncorrelated, emotion-ladden mention since 9:pm last night and continues stalking the thread on a Monday by 5:19 a.m (even when he didn't get a mention) hoping that his god do respond to herald activities in an otherwise boring life.

What a bemused, lifeless waste of air using Nairaland as a medication to cure a life of chronic inactivity.

Back to being iced-out again. Totally Edimolished halfwit psychopath!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6683982_screenshot20180212051911_jpeg980f603ff9cd0fd129f39e3c1a10fd4b

cbrass:
Drive ByKiller.. This another one

cbrass:
Drive ByKiller I hope this will help your understanding about the whole thing

so I should quote those who share my own opinion as a proof too?

For every 419 you find in OLX, you have also in jiji. And they don't even number 20%.