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JmyNigaa:
Boss Hardon and my Oga’s i hail thee...


There’s this girl I met way back. I‘d bore her with the compliments and boring questions before stumbling upon this thread. I switch my game, on a good day she’s around my vicinity (@ her relation’s actually) so I go over as she’s new here. We vibe well and I hit her with the; I’m the cake you should be striving to have a piece off, the whole you love me and should impress me thingy. Goes well and I leave.


Next time she’s here, she beeps me and I go to her sisters place again to see her with picking her up in mind. Get there and she’s in a hurry to leave with me. I get chops (not to impress) and I resume my game and plant the idea of her staying over in her head without saying it outrightly(she was supposed to leave that day) and she takes the bait and calls her sis and says she’ll be staying over. Cooks food without me asking and all’s going well. I’m relaxed and she’s having fun too. Kisses here and there till she’s so comfortable to make videos of us smooching. We get on it, but midway my spell broke and I didn’t go in. Tz morning and we get all mushy mushy again before hitting the road for a trip.

During her stay; I’d occasionally rub in the; you know you love me and can’t get enough of me and all that.


She calls to make sure I got to the park. I said I’ll call when I get to my destination but didn’t and she calls the next day kinda pissed that I didn’t call and that she’s not getting the SORRY.

Then we text a bit on w.A:
Having teased her about me dropping in weight and how she should get ready to feed me till I’m round and all that. Says she’s not my cook bla bla bla and.....


Her: What do you want me to do for you

Me: Instead of listing things out; *Make me happy* covers it all.
Me: Making me happy at all times should be your priority.

Her: why should I make you happy?
Her: Am I your wife??

Me: (replying to “am I your wife”) Lol.... you’re moving too fast. you’re yet to pay my groom price and you haven’t even gone on one knee to propose with a diamond ring talk less of the fact that you haven’t done a nice job impressing me.
Delay further and you’d just miss this guy you can’t get enough of�.

Me: (replying to “why should I make you happy”) Making me happy is directly proportional to your happiness.. if you keep me happy , then I just might break my walls and allow you gradually move an inch closer to getting a favourable position.



Then I call to know if she was at my place when I left(As she took a spare key which I’ll be getting back), and she’s cold with replies and I choose to find out what’s up and she goes; “you’re annoying, you think you’re funny but you’re not, you’re playing games, you’re trying to play games with me, you can’t play games with me, you’re playing yourself”...not getting the whole thing she says: if you don’t know what’s going on, forget it. I just laugh and end the call.

Then I come online on WhatsApp and see she replied to my texts even before I called her.

Her: Gerrout




What could be the issue here?

Cause I planned on replying; Lol... you make me happy so I guess I’ll let you hang around me for a while�... Bore me and I’ll not hesitate to move away

louxera:
Thanks to drLammy for authentication and Legalization of my documents, all waybilled back to me intact and for free.
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Keninn001:
Lack of a scan of a signed declaration containing the result of self-performed recruitment
points calculations.

The above statement is the meaning of my admission rejection please who knows that document or how I can get that document,

SisterFire:
...Dr olammi you are always on the low dis days ,did u pregnant a lady?

drLammy:
To authenticate;

Note that you are only allowed to authenticate "ORIGINAL COPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS"

If you're going for Bsc you are to authenticate your O'level results ( 2 Sittings is allowed waec+waec or waec+ Neco)

If for MSC you're required to authenticate your O'level certificates alongside your degree certificate or SOR in the case your degree certificate is not ready and your transcript.
All documents are also to be legalized at the ministry of foreign affairs.
If you graduated from polytechnic then you use your ND Certificate,HND Certificate, transcript

If for PHD just add your MSc transcript and Certificate too

Note* if you're going to Poland you're required to come along with your secondary school testimonial because most Poland Schools require an eligibility letter and that can only be issued to you if you make avail your Testimonial.

However,it can be done by yourself,by proxy or if you have any family member that you share the same surname perhaps if you don't share the same surname all you need do iis issue an authorization letter from you stating you authorize the person to do on your behalf, altho it takes longer Time than neccesary.

Also note that all documents are charged per page at ministry of education (300) per page while its 1000 per page at ministry of foreign affairs

In addition, you can budget 20k for the whole process if you'll be coming down here to do it yourself.

Thanks

Bumbumlover:
Planning to go for my legalisation ministry Education and And foreign affairs, I have no place to stay in Abuja I will book an hotel how long will this take me and how long will It take to book for legalisation at the embassy? What's your advice should I do the MOE AND MFA first and return to Lagos and come back for the visa application and notarization same-day ?

Ezraell:
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Stephen6486:
Morning all! Can someone give me a clue on how to collect my original transcript from the school. Since school doesn't give it out by hand.

Help a brother!

Konphido:
Hello House, many thanks to the people contributing tirelessly to this thread. Please I want to ask, can I use Statement of Results and Academic Transcript to apply for masters? Because my school issues Bsc Certificate after 2 years of graduation.