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;my brother if them refuse to give you puusy....use your mouth insist,apply small force but no rape o,make promises wey u no go deliver even if jesus come,manipulate,beg her too..one go work...if any no work..nna folow am drag pant

Bonanzawin don get Nairaland id, >:without office address

donbrowser:
If you need extra cash, don't bet. I'll advice you go out there and look for other means to make the money you need. The reason is you might lose the little amount you have now after which you will go back to look for other sources to either fund your bet account again or meet your needs which you have to have done initially.
My 1 kobo.

..true talk

,,,,,finally got the passport after hassles

If you love ur children better write ur will on time,,,whether the kids become lazy or not dont matter,,,it will be very painful and pointless that when you die,one useless brother of yours and relative will claim ur property,and ur kids automatically will turn beggars,,,,, ,,writing will is wisdom and preparing for the unforseen and same time securing ur kids future,,, no one prays for death buts its inevitable,,, men should stop believing in tradition s,,we re in 21st century

siegfried99:
Did u enjoy the movie

'yansh opening hour'

..hahaa..I dey season 2....captivity of negativity

..my niggaz

;Di no dey count that one as artist or musician..na miss road

man resemble masquarade girl resemble ghost..lotta uglyiness in this country

thunder will fire Op if he come back nairaland come complain say the girl sleep with em best friend amadioha will decsend on you join

the man don fucck two big nyANSH SO TEY E NO GET STRENGHT TO SEPERATE FIGHT/..

upon how many times wey i beg you for pussy,promise you say i go use ten condoms ,u still no gree..now yoruba boy don give belle..chisos

and again..when i was in the computer room for thumb printing ,the officer gave me my file..walai..i check the receipt payment to immigration account..i saw they paid 17500 or so..meanwhile i paid 28k for 32 page ;those guys chopping money walai...

i actually went to renew my expired passport at festac,last week thursday,i paid 28k to the person doing it..will tell you when i get it..but i think if you do it on line and come to immigration office and look for an officer to facilatate for you and you settle him..it will cost you less..will be taking my cousin there next week..he wants to fill the form online and then we go back to festac and find officer chumtin

SAMBARRY:
NO matter how nice a sellers products are if she has pride or looks down on her prospective clients its not worth all the stress.I'll rather buy it elsewhere when it's not as if shes the only one selling the stuffs

Go and carry out a study.for example an igbo man or woman selling the same thing a Yoruba woman OR man sells in the same street you'll notice the igbo man has more customers than the Yoruba woman.it's not necessarily because he has something peculiar or he's using jazz the secret is customer relations even if you only went there to windowshop

Try that with a Yoruba man or woman you will hear the insult of your life.they'll say so you don't have money you came to price.Konica dafun e.oni jere.they'll cuss the living day light out of you

na the first attitude i see when i first enter motor from aba reach lagos...them dey carry there family problem come sell market..very funny beigns.

Legend87:
One thing i've come to realise is that your manners can save or mar you. This young man pleaded for help in a polite manner. I must say he has the tongue to calmly plead with people. I've seen some people that even when in need, they don't have that polite manners in asking.
Madam ''Ifyalways'' wanted to know his background, origin of his name etc. While another stupid fellow advised a mourning boy to ''commit suicide'' another asked for his Matirc No. And even inspite of all, God still brought a helper to the young man. He wanted to do it, maybe, names/initials stopped him. & he stil wanted to be convinced. Which the OP still explain. I'm sure the helper was convinced enof to still help him. And looking at the thankful message of the OP to the Helper, the guy is truly someone who appreciates. Maybe, d thin pain some people sha. Say d boy finally get helper. I'm asking, is 3k too much from abj-east? (nite bus) or for whatever reason, will someone use his mum, dead/alive to extort moni? Let's always learn to honour the dead. This man didn't run to open a thread at the news of his mother's death. He tried to hustle but got disappointed by the Engineer/contractor. & because he rili wished to go see his mum which actually is going to be the last time of seein her, pleaded with ''one or two persons'' to help with transport. And not the money to conduct her burial rites. Some people became furious.
one, una wey comment negatively go find unasef in the shoes of needin help. Maybe, den, una go commit suicide to get help.

GOD BLESS U

;anger is temporary madness..you can kill or burn down a building in those tiny minutes and you end up going to jail..i get angry too,,if im getting tensed or angry ,,i go smoke some shit and calm my nerves,,or i go play bet 9ja and the excitment of checking livescores and expecting the unknown keeps me calm or i go watch prison break and laugh at the commedies of tbag and officer bellick ;then i go to sexuality section and admire some big booties..

Towncrier007:
On the Second of August 2016, my ex girlfriend whose name is Shade broke up with me, because she complains I am too typical a traditional African,hmmmm surprised right? Now lemme explain the reasons;I support my village kinsmen, got a chieftain title, I support village festivals with large bucks of money, and a woman must cook a meal fresh for me, not frozen foods, and I believe that the African Man can have as many wives or concubines as he pleases.
So shade couldn't cope because I had all these virtues in me, well it's Not my fault, I stayed with my grandmother, and I service our village Idol.
Pls Good people, on this Nairaland platform is it wrong been a traditionalist?

Thank you all

for this 21st century...better re adjust cos soon you go turn idol itself

there is no God ;Dif u like attack me or you show me proof pls dont tell me bible stories

PussySmasher:
Still on...
Take away increased to 16k.
Not the iPhone 6 gold. Wrong

Answers closes by 11:59 today.

i phone 3

you wan spend 30k dey pursue 10k..ogbeni learn ur lesson and move forward

SKSOCCERPICKS:
This Tunde TJ is a correct guy.. I'm a tipster myself but this guy is just too much. His tips I posted here this morning is winning. The Norther Ireland match is playing 2-1 now in first half.

on top how many odds biko?

TrapQueen77:
I wud love too... And maybe I cud open a new thread abt how d black mamba slithering into a tight borehole


Hahahaahhahahaha...

//i never see tight borehole before,,all i see is free way borehole

ULSHERLAN:
You are also on every thread on nairaland opening mouth up and down in your nl dp

/// ;Dthat mouth will be good for sucking chumtin..walai that mouth ehn

;Dif i call them indomie generation girls,,them go say i dey bash them,,just imagine the yeye story

gidzbobby:
Grandma got no milkshake in her boobs, all has fallen like the walls of jerhico. I don't borrow his car, u know those kinda buildings u stay whereby u always have one neighbour you ask to come remove his car for you to drive out. But he's not home and his wife doesn't know how to drive.

;Dlagos parole..ehn...you go dey bathroom na so one neighbour go cum dey bang ur door...''please come and remove ur car i want to go out

EMMAUGOH:
Which day this PFp go end abeg.. Make I no enter this tread again....

Una don pursue all grand tipsters wey dey keep here alive with this PFP.. Nxt time make Merrybet use their forum...After all Seun say him no wan see betting tins again.. Don't be suprised say on the last day dem go ban this tread again ..

..i don taya..na wait i dey wait make we hear anoda thing... ;off to sexuality section

WilliamsChelster:
Your asset gan......Is not here oh

[quote author=WilliamsChelster post=48989946][/quote] why you dead my friend

chai men go leave wet drippling sweet pussy dey Bleep dry nyansh...big problem dey walai