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JayReeMai:
teebag

. Haha that guy na nut case

xcabczyxabczzzz:
anything moves depending on your location. Do you know that people still buy DVD movies and TV series from video clubs?

. Wow and I taught gotv ruined the business

harbeyboi52:
Gud evening my people,
It's been two month I have been planning to set up a computer center which am already done with the getting of several things I am going to need but due to short of cash I couldn't make payment for the shop rentage.
Fast forward to yesterday I got an alert frm one of my debtors which is enough for me to pay the shop rent, is it really advisable I pay for the shop now or wait till the corona issue die down though business is going on around the area not just like on normal days.
Your advice will go a long way

business centre still dey move?

or else get another hubby to sign on his behalf

Lamanii22:
Hahahahahaha.... Abi... Come and buy chin chin ooo

. Na festac the heavenly chin chin dey?

due to the untimely demise of si patron ,,,,pls drop ur account numbers from 6:30pm

Lamanii22:
Still hopeful lol

. Heavenly tasty chin chin

due to the untimely demise of si patron ,,,,pls drop ur account numbers from 6:30pm

MZrapper:
Firstly, stop making reference to unverified events so I will pretend I didn't see the farce of a record you pointed out up there.

Secondly, I admit humans brought it upon themselves but it has nothing do with they forgetting your god.

Do I need to remind you how many of your priests have died in Italy?

the priests na fake priests

Jewessgratitudd:
I totally disagree with you on that of religious bodies. They are only complying with the fg strict orders to sit at home, which is normal. Cos the Bible says to obey all that are in Authority. So if they flout govt orders, even God will not be happy with them.
On a good day, if given the chance, some men of God will not be moved and will still gather crowd and nothing will happen. I'm telling you.

During Ebola period, one of my pastors gave a testimony of how a man of God dared a scientist to pour an Ebola infested sample in his palm. He did and within seconds, they checked with a microscope and all the virus in that sample were dead. That is the power of God and its still very much potent and active in our midst today if we can be allowed to demonstrate it.

. Una go still find way defend these men of scam

. Oga go soon. Show

UyaiIncomparabl:
No. That's why it's a volunteer job.

60th okay fine geh

are they paying?

[quote author=izzou post=87854447][color=royalblue] I've always seen the demand for guarantors as almost useless

Comprehensively insure your car

Install a tracker.


Then go back to bed and sleep [/color][/quote end of story]

. Is not like the driver intentionally had an accident with d car,,,that's y it's called accident,,Lagos if u no hit car,car,maruwa or okada go still hit u...simply do comprehensive insurance

Oga driver come give us ur own version

topsquino:
I can't wait too oo.

I can't believe it's so stressful to even give out MONEY like this.

But I'm happy I'm about to making people here happy.

. God blessings upon ur life,,I pray I partake in this upcoming bonanza

tunlapapa:
This is our pal Dru still doing the orthodox way of running a business without insurance.
Claiming Uber business pays him well yet you can't insure a business that pays well. No wonder he can't do his business in the states he claimed he makes money from, they make it compulsory for vehicles to be insured.

https://www.nairaland.com/5760981/richard-jacob-uber-driver#87853452

topsquino:
Guys please STAY AT HOME.

Remember, I am doing a GIVEAWAY of 1 Million Naira today by 6pm here on Nairaland.

All you need to do is to PARTICIPATE.

I will create a thread for the GIVEAWAY on the ROMANCE SECTION today by 6pm.

Please check my profile to confirm my credibility.

I've created my account since 2007, so I don't have any reason to scam anyone.

Don't Miss out

make six o clock reach ooo

[quote author=dru23 post=87852751][/quote] comprehensive insurance

dru23:
Thanks, and the funny thing no driver has come out to defend him or say that am a bad person... so people know that drivers are the worse ....

. Comprehensive insurance?

franchasng:
Its not a joke, I dare the ladies and girls on Nairaland to come forth and honestly tell us what help they offered to their male friends, I mean guys who they have no sexual relationship or attachment with


Business partners are out of it! Your work colleagues are also out of it! Your relatives are out of it! As a lady, tell us what help you have rendered to just a male friend of yours!

. I believe u,,,u RE straight on point

franchasng:
The problem is not the ladies you call friends, the problem is with you gullible guys who keep ladies as friends. Keeping a female friend as a guy is as useless as training a mosquito as your pet animal because she will never be of any help to you, while you will be of so many helps to her when she is in need. You will end up as her pillar when in need, but she will never be of help when you are in need except to offer their usual useless wordly advice mixed with “eh yaah, eh yaah…”

If a girl is not your girlfriend, not your sister, not your cousin, not your niece, not your relative, not your business partner, not your colleague at work, not your sex partner, you have nothing else to do with her unless you are ready to offer her free help without expecting anything at all.

Early last year I came back, unfortunately depleted my budget on some unexpected expenses, and needed to finish up some outstanding payments before I go back, so I picked my phone and phoned a childhood friend who lives in the US, and within 2hrs, this guy wired $4500 equivalent to me in Naira. I have done same for countless friends, and they have done much more for me too.

Now, tell me which Nigerian female friend you didn’t have any sexual intimacy with will ever do that for you without telling you cock and bull story of how goat ate her savings box


I pity guys who keep female friends, it’s a parasitic friendship, don’t waste your time keeping friends with any lady that refused your romantic or sexual advances, just delete her and move on, keeping her as a friend is nothing but foolishness as a guy! Learn


Most females you guys keep as friends see you only as a fool to run to when they need help, they will never help you out if you are the one in need.

. I died,,but u just raised me from d dead,,

Vega100:
it wasn't infatuation, it's just a case of trying to use me as a cash cow to cater for her children, that's being very insensitive, unreasonable, selfish and silly!... all this while she no catch feelings, na as she want commot from marriage she begin catch feelings!!! That's not how things are done!!! Very wrong and I feel very betrayed and saddened!!!...

u did d right thing manchy,,,the ttotto value don depreciate,

tydi:
My brother, not all is out for your money or for any dubious act towards another. Though humans has been selfishly other than been altruistically, there are some still good people out there. TRULY I can't assure him 100per of his feeding but I can assure him 100per to accommodate him till he choose to look for a job or go back to Nigeria.. The choice is his.. I dropped my call/WhatsApp number so he could be able to reach me easily cus I don't know how reliable NL pm works.
And if your motive to quote me was to hold my words against me, you pass but know I can still decline but for humanity sake I could do it for anyone.. How my accommodation was made possible The company I work for gave us a well furnished self con and we're just two inside with a bed of 4space. Let me stop here.. The choice is his..

. Even if na two days you decide to house a stranger ,,u don try already bro

SaintHilary:
YOU'RE A FOOOL!
infact a very BIG FOOOL!
Even Lagos drivers are struggling to complete 5trips a day.
One more time you're a FOOOL NdiAra

no blame am,he neva do uber work before

alert01:
OMG. I've always been a doormat for girls with nothing to show for it. they friendzone me and eat my money anyhow. There was this neighbor of mine then. she was a student and she was very beautiful. She manipulated me , always caressing me with breast qnd the mumu me will start acting her biddings. I bought phone for her early last year. Renovated her room and she always eat from my foodstuffs. She barely suffer anything. what pained be is another guy was chopping her. feeding him with my food. Anytime I talk about it, she'll vex and the mumu me will still be begging her. she won't listen until I sent her money and she get the alert. The only perk I gained was touching her breast once. I can't cry

. Chai,,,u can still foocck d poossie if u want

davit:
Are they still in operations?

. I just land dis ashewo thread now ,see ur question,,make I rush go uber thread confirm

how come nobody talks bout o car no more

same uyo,a guy I never knew from adam housed me when I was stranded,,,nice people

davies:
Be careful who you love cos your bed mate may be the architect of your emotional devastation in life...
THIS IS A MUST READ FOR THOSE WHO LOVE TO FALL IN LOVE..

I met this lady Felicia Okoro Jacob, stranded and confused along my street in Uyo sometime late 2011 and ever since den we made up and we kept a good relationship, there was no hitch even when I left for Kano state for Nysc, the relationship was smooth and there was no cause for alarm.. After my service year I briefly left for Lagos to see my parents and ever since den we've been together in Uyo planning our way forward, I supported her in acquiring catering and decorations skills from a reputable catering academy and we've been as help meet for each other.
I relocated to Lagos in 2017 after 12 years sojourn between Akwa ibom and Kano state and we kept our relationship intact, she's been to Lagos on several occasions to visit my parents and I've also introduce her to my family members. With the help of God, my family & I invested heavily to build her professional career and today she's a boss of her own..
As a Christian from a good home, I made up my mind not to have a child out of wedlock nor marry my fiance in a pregnant state, despite her pressure of impregnating her which I didn't oblige, she requested for a blood covenant, I refuse. I guess from that moment she started having a bias mind towards me which I never knew..
My suprise started sometimes last year while we were planning to meet her parent, strange things started happening. During one of her visit to lagos, I began to observe different kind of wild attitude, different guys wia calling and the calls were too deep and personal, we will have issues and we will settle it amicably between us cos I truly love her, I never knew this lady was having another relationship behind me in Akwa ibom, she will come to Lagos, spend some days or week den she leave abruptly and unexpected, all in the name of meeting up with clients, I still never tot anything was wrong not until my mom called my attention to some suspicious attitude of Felicia, my younger sister also said same thing but I never counted it seriously until some time April 2019, she called me and said she was tired and she wants to move on.. I tried to inquire from her wat she was actually being tired of despite d fact that I was meant to see her parent in 2 months time. She later apologize and said she didn't know wat came over her. I felt devastated during those moments but we made up again in time, putting the past behind..
Then comes the Big Issue, I was to see her parent in July, I encountered what I've never seen @ my office, a slight error I made gave me 2 weeks suspension with pay cut, my plan was shattered, I called my lady and explain everything to her, she agreed that we move it to August, we both spoke to her Dad and he agreed, only for me to be ready in August, my lady said she was coming to Lagos for her friends wedding that we should make it happen in October. she arrived Lagos mid-August and left by 1st week of September.
While I was planning to travel to Uyo in October for the introduction, I noticed my lady hasn't been talking to me so often ever since she left Lagos in September, I inquire the reason for her action, her response was busy schedule, then came the BANG... I shouldn't worry about coming to see her parent again cos her Dad has already collected Drink from another man. (My people na hospital I find myself for 10 days) I still proceeded on the journey after I was discharged, against the advise of my family members just to ascertain for myself if wat Im hearing is true.
This man, Pastor Okoro Jacob of Ikot ekpe, mkpat enin local Government area of akwa ibom state, told me on phone not to come to his house again (@ d background were insults and abuses hurled at me) cos he will be the One to Decide who his daughter will marry and he has decided to give his daughter to his own choice of man.
I tried to pacify this man, telling him how myself and the daughter had planned out future but he blatantly refuse to hear me out, this is a man I've been sending money to him thru his daughter which he always acknowledge, my mum personally sacrificed alot for this girl, my family's investment in this poor family was just our own way of life so it means nothing to us but wat amaze us most is how cruel people can be.
Between October/November while I was in Uyo she allowed me stay 9 days in search of her cos she totally went out of reach, on the 10th day after I had drop a message for her that I was leaving for Lagos, she then called me to her house in Uyo, there she narrated her own story for me, well cooked up and at that point I already knew she has been bought. After a long and emotional story, she requested that we have sex and if possible I get her pregnant. Yes, we had very good sex that hot afternoon till night, I left for my hotel, yet she wouldnt allow me rest, she came down to the hotel and we wia there for another 2 nites before proceeding to her house again wia I finally left for Lagos after good rounds of sex . Our agreement was for her to come to Lagos in some few weeks time, then we call some elders to speak with her dad but instead of meeting her end of bargain, she came up with another story of "my mother said my father is not my real father".
I tried my best to pacify Felicia but she has already connived with her family knowing fully well that if she doesn't come down to Lagos, there won't be any headway for the relationship to thrive..
My pain is that why allow me and my family invest emotionally, financially, psychologically for what won't materialize when you already know you have an hidden agenda.
On Saturday 21st March 2020, she got married but not with adequate fear in the atmosphere cos they think Seyi is coming to hunt them forgetting that Karma is always at our doorstep knocking..
My 1cent advise to my fellow nigga..
F***k those Bitches and move on cos your Girlfriend today is another Person's wife tomorrow, another guy's girlfriend will also be ur wife.. so F***k Dem all..

. U just dey wake up,, go listen to snoop dogg "it wasn't ur fault"