₦airaland Forum

Deltayankeeboi:
Don jazzy Go and sit-down.


What have you donated to help minimize the spread of this virus.

Notice me human right activist.

don jazzy na ur local govt chairman abi na ur state governor or federal government?

my young cousin just call me now dey show me one female neighbor wey dey snap her bress dis morning,,be like e wan upload am for badoo

xrayj:
I am really surprised to visit this thread and still see people driving. It only bespeaks one thing, humans can be very careless. Bolt & uber making the bulk of the money don shut down their offices & u guys are out there risking your lives for how much If u have no savings to take a break for at least a week or two, it means u have been wasting your time! I was not expecting any driver to work this week. Make una use una brain. Italy is in this mess because of carelessness!

most of us no get savings forget d hype about making 20k daily..all na hog wash

Eisenhower:
She is a low key coded prostitute...

these days most of them RE coded wwhores,,na foolish men still carry dere matter for head

casperuk:
Pls y’all in the house; I intend buying a Corolla 2005 or 2008 for Uber and Taxify in Lagos. I intend driving it myself. I want to know if it is feasible to make 15-20k daily after fuel and expenses in Lagos.
OR rather how much is feasible?

2. I am a UK returnee, came back this year. I don’t know my way around Lagos at all; is it possible for me to drive effectively using the map?

3. What are the guidelines and advise so that I don’t fall into the hands of thieves, LASTMA etc.

I want to enter into this venture so as not to deplete my savings as I try to stabilise myself in the country.

Thanks, pls candid advice

do wuber or tayizi scam for one week and see for urself,, map sometimes may not be !00 percent accurate,u can always tell ur riders ur not familliar wit d route,or u just moved to Lagos yesterday with time u go dey alright,most of us no know Lagos when we start
Just keep money for lastma thieves,,them go sha hold u one day no ansa call while driving,no beat traffic light,,no drive on brt lane,,study ikorodu road wella after Ketu,the brt lane there dey confusing ,always dey careful for marina. Their green for traffic light dey show ,but d red no dey show always maintain ur lane,,every na offence for lastma , drop off for Airport sharpaly and leave,their fine no be here,,watch out for local govt touts,,no park for road to buy corn ,shine ur eye for one way roads especially yaba,shomolu,oshodi,mushin,Lagos island

Remember say corolla dey prone to vandalization and can be snatched,,remember say once lastma,police,local govt tout ,airport touts see coro,,them don dey wait make u do small mistake as them assume any coro driver na wuber driver,,

[quote author=Diamanti post=87672343]that's funny[/quote but the hustle make sense

I get 50mL of hand sanitizer for sale

Reality11:
To beg him, lol
And when it finally spreads in 9ja, they'll start waiting for the government to contain it. Which we don't have the prowess to.

And if scientist finally develop the drug or vaccine. My people would come out and say God did it.

So God is waiting till scientists develop the drug before he intervene

;Dhahahha God dey wait for scientists

paul100:
My church was very full today.Thousands came to church today rep. Salvation Ministries Gra Portharcourt Head quarters.We can't have corona virus when the blood of Jesus is in us.

keep deceiving us self

no go zoom ur money zoom I get 50 mL bottles of sanitizer against coro,,, buy and resell

. I ate that dog meat wit palm wine in kwa ibom some years back

Topshow4real:
I'm here to tell those who intend coming to Dubai the plain truth.

See, if you plan coming to UAE to search for jobs, just have it in mind that you've got about 95% chance of returning home after 3months without getting a job or invitation for interview at all. Professionals might have good chance of getting jobs, I don't know about that. It's risky coming here with your attested certificate without any skill or UAE experience to search for jobs. It's like staking VERY BIG on East Thurrock or York city to beat Liverpool 3-0 correct score, you know what I mean. It's possible, but the chance is very slim.

My advice:

Coming to the UAE with a 3months visa for job hunting, will cost you nothing less than N1million (visa, attestation, flight ticket, accommodation in uae for 3months, feeding, and transport fee for job hunting EXCLUDING Agents and other 419 fees, if you're not wise or too desperate). Use that money to invest into any business. You don't need to start Big. Start small and watch your business grow. And if you already have a business, don't sell your business or quit your job because one stupid agent is promising you a job that would pay you 500k monthly in Dubai. Use that money to expand your business. If you must travel, consider Canada through Express Entry.

For a moment, ask yourself why those who came here to make enquires about certificate authentication or confirmation of their visas, refuse to come back here to share their testimony/experience after they got to the UAE. They are either stranded or have returned home without a job.

So think!

Bye bye.

***Ghost mode activated again.

, any body wey don dey stranded or returned back home from dubai should come and prove my man wrong

Fucklove:
if Lhimeet na inec chairman, he go don declare result while electoral materials never land polling unit. May Allah forgive him his atrocities

Fucklove:
I travelled to pH today and just dey land few mins . Lhimeet, which criteria you use distribute the crumbs? Explain to the house abeg

he dey settl em hommies

Ganjafama:
For today's games they even added that of St. Kitts and Nevis, a very small and obscure island.

them dey hide am before coro don make them dey add some leagues

Walai I don't understand what's happening here

. I don shave am before,,,I love shaved totoooo pass bible reading

lastchild:
Are you sure you are not a police officer in nairaland, because as long as am concerned and with my over three decades of existence on this planet Earth, I have had experiences with Nigerian police and I tell you that nothing good can come out from them

"nothing good can come out from them". Nothing

Nelochukwu:
Please stop talking like this. If d 'churches' were adding value other than fleecing the sheaple the government won't shut it down. Ok oya pray that d disease will be stopped. If you cant get an answer to the prayer then please shutting them down is best.

Atleast now we will confirm that God does not here their prayers. Their God is their belly and they have eaten things sacrificed to idols. Pls dont mention my quote and start defending these charlatans. Let them pray if there r men of God. It's the power of God we want to see not some story tellers.

Shebi there r quick to dish out prophecies for the year. They didn't see this one coming abi

I dey wait make prayers stop coro virus,,,,

dazzlingd:
There is no doubt religion becomes humble at this point....we all know deep down that no amount of prayers , vigils and worship can save us....Our hope lies in scientific research and realistic approaches to curb this evil virus

haha they dont know////if they find cure through science,,them go still come dey claim say na thier fake God do am..

[quote author=Impregnable101 post=85742440][/quote] if na whether d guy don chop ur girl kkpekus already?the answer na yes ,no need to suspect

Magdagascariens:
You will soon understand many more reasons why a lot of them convince their friends to come "UAE" for jobs...

However, I pray that God will give you unbelievable good testimonies. PEACR

. Abeg why a lot of them they convince thier friends come dubai?

e dey hang

Fuckdem:
which stanbic

Standard chartered

yes standard charterd

the stanbic app no dey open for my phone ni

Leoniine:
I say a definite and resounding yes.

me and u know that ur lying

peachysteve:
Still open for business..

where ur location and ur final price and pls upload more pix of diferent colours and sizes

Fucklove:
Yes, the promo is for accounts opened and funded in the month of march. You don't need to visit their branch, just download the app for Nigerians on playstore and continue from there

thanks my man...make i download am wait for alabi after coro

Fucklove:
You're welcome. Feel free to ask me any question about anything, you'll have my answer. I'm here for my people

is the 3k promo still on?must i go to thier standard chartered bank branch to open the accoiunt with 500?