₦airaland Forum

BUHAR IS THE GRAND PATRON OF Fulani TERRORIST HERDSMEN/BANDITS
ARMY GENERALS ARE USING INSECURITY AS THEIR OWN OIL WELL
WE ARE GOING THE WAY OF SOMALIA/AFGHANISTAN

ubunja come and see KING OF SIMPS!

Generalwoodz:
Ministers' Hill?
If the hill is bushy and got thick vegetation around then it's alright to argue that Boko Haram is already camped there and disguised as innocent herdsmen.
At this point, you may believe that they are already studying and reading the map to Aso Rock, and in a sole bid to understand the pathways to thread as they scheme grandly on coolest ways to strike.

If the hill is highly elevated, then without the use of binoculars they'd see BUHARI clad in traditional attires with a toothpick in his mouth as he strides springily to Za Oza room to share quality time with queen mother.

Then while he struggles to slip off the cowboy boxers that Murtala Mohammed gifted him and about to do you know, with queen mother suddenly... A violent "Allahu Akrba" takes charge of the air right inside the presidential bedroom.


A volley of intense gunfire erupts from different positions. Scattered Explosives go off uncontrolled.

Hysterical wails from the beautiful and comely Fulani female members of the residential rock could be clearly heard in the background. They're all running hitter thitter with their bone straight hairs billowing in the air-conditioned halls and their iPhone 13 forgotten. They've no Hijab on because in a moment of fright when death stares you bang in the eyes religion flees.

Now, the once immaculate, splendid, magical, and magnificent presidential palace is in utter ruins. A Chandelier frees from its grip and falls right on the Head of a sweet 16 granddaughter who just returned from a UK University. Fresh blood smears the white walls.

It's a tale of blood and souls. Presidential Souls dying in the same way poor thousands of Nigerian people across the lush vegetations of Southern Kaduna; the plateaus of Jos, the banks of Benue River, the rice farms of Ebonyi, the silent town of Owo, and the high ways of Abuja Kaduna died.

It'll take a Rambo to rescue the GCFR.

this guy studied literature in English

WE ARE GOING THE WAY OF SOMALIA

NIGERIA RECESSION/SAPA IS THE REASON.

WELCOME TO SOMALIA
VERY SOON NORTHERN NIGERIA WILL BE OFFICIALLY DIVIDED AMONG TRIBAL WARLORDS

NORTHERN NIGERIA WILL BECOME ANOTHER SOMALIA VERY SOON.

THIS I HAVE SEEN!!!

Racists at work

FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE!

HE WILL TEACH THEM FAILURE 101

Fulani HERDSMEN DON ENTER YANKEE LIKE THIS O!

and the vulturemeatbbqgriller would still support BUBU and APC

9ja Usian Bolt

Says the Chief Priest of LAIRS

Decamping loading

Ogwu ego

Kunu dey Buhari brain wallahi

DETERMINATION IS KEY TO SUCCESS

AGADI EKWEGHI NKA.

THE FUTURE OF NORTHERN NIGERIA LIES IN THE STATE SOMALIA, AFGHANISTAN CURRENTLY OCCUPIES.

A GREAT INSULT TO CLERGY AND CHRISTENDOM!

Minime10:
Like play, like play, Ike Ekweremadu don spend more than a month now in detention

for real, he would never in his lifetime thought a time like this would happen to him

meobizy:
If it’s not a smart watch then the money was utterly wasted. Who cares how much a watch is other than fellow watch watchers (pun intended)? Watch na watch. My wristwatch was purchased for five hundred naira yet it has served more than eight if not ten times its price tag. To justify the money spent on that fancy timepiece, it has to go down at least four branches of his family tree — highly impossible since Nigerians are quick to discard things.

it could be resold at almost its original value or more
gold and diamonds dey appreciate

God1000:
Wishing her a blissful and fruitful new marital life.

Jennifer Lopez looks very young despite her age

COUNTLESS COSMETIC SURGERIES

TITANIC 4.0
THEY SHOULD USE THIS TO MAKE A SEQUEL!
JACK & ROSE.

low budget jet li

GREAT men dey here

UNDER AGE VOTING IS THE DOUGH THAT MAKES THE FLOUR RISE IN CORE NORTHERN NIGERIA
REMEMBER THE KARDASHIAN STATES

TIME SHALL TELL

The great foundation YAR ADUA laid in Katsina has been eroded by APC, BUHARI et al

Igbos always fighting Igbos

Buhari is a natural disaster just like hurricane, earthquake, COVID