₦airaland Forum

Dexpro:
Oyinbo with their yeye English..

Chai! That Cassava dust got me.

Too bad.

Dat is where u miss road. U feel say na oyibo make that recipe? Pls look again. That recipe was made by a naija man to confuse oyibo people and believe it when I tell you say dem go dey rush the something.

Naijapopular:
Our wonderful God is great, this big whales was killed at enu ama in ilaje Local government,Ondo state.


http://www.naijapopular.com/2016/08/see-this-big-whales-killed-in-ilaje.html?m=1


Mods, pls move to the right section

Thats a baby whale they killed. These animals are endangered but ofcos that means nothing in countries like nigeria where people are hungry.

soberdrunk:
..........UNLESS YOU ARE A MOTHER THAT HAS TOILED AND LABORED TO RAISE A CHILD TO BECOMING AN "INDEPENDENT ADULT"' YOU HAVE "ABSOLUTELY" NO RIGHT TO CRITICIZE OR CONDEMN THIS WOMAN, IF NOT THE THUNDER THAT WILL STRIKE YOU IS LIKE CIPROTAB, "one morning, one night"

Still she is going about it the wrong way.

Sanchez01:
Just last year, I joined the many Nigerians who actually thought a dogged fourth time contestants woild be the best thing to happen should Jonathan be kicked. A year after, I have lost my voice around friends and family each time a political discourse comes up, most especially about the state of the economy.

Problems bothering on insecurity, power, state of the economy and corruption have all grown worse than it was under Goodluck Jonathan. Not like Jonathan would have been able to redeem the nation a second time though, and I would have still clearly voted against him if I had caught a glimpse of the anomalies ongoing before hand, but this time, I would have just given my vote to Kowa or Hope.

Without mincing words, Nigeria is presently on autopilot; President Buhari clearly has no idea on what should be done. The BBOG Buhari used as a tool during his campaign have been forgotten, more than ever Fulani herdsmen have been armed and fortified as they impact roads and streets with cow dung and horrible flies. The budget padding saga is still an issue to watch while daily corruption charges hover around the president and his minions.

Just a handful of the many APC faithfuls who are fast realizing that the Change we have is in reverse, it is worthy of note to clearly state that I have lost faith in the Buhari-led administration.

I sincerely hope Kowa would come out stronger with young, vibrant, intelligent and dynamic candidates in 2019.

Pls join the line and don't come here to blow grammar.

Johnnyessence:
http://thenationonlineng.net/we-are-elected-to-pad-budget-lawmaker/

Imagine these people trying to play with the collective intelligence of Nigerians. Then again Nigerians will not react and thats what they know. In saner countries this his words will come back to hunt him.

pepigeorge:
Gtbank interviewer: why should we hire u
Me: I can get ur bank 1billion naira in 3 month. I know people alot. My brother is the comissioner of finance in delta state.. Hon mike....... the comissioner of work is my friend, I was his bestman

If they believe ur boldness..they will gv u the

Spoken like a true Nigerian but any interviewer that gives one a job cos of those yearns u wrote, that person needs to have his head examined. Any such words can only work in Nigeria.

OLAADEGBU:
What is the difference between a Christian and a disciple? Are the terms "disciple" and "Christian" synonymous?

Another question should be why people use disciple as a prefix to their names and not Christian?

tizblink:
Baba please edit your post. Add cc: NLjega for your vote to be valid.

Thanks

Oga mi, I posted the name u politely asked me to post. I don't understand why I should go further and add cc who? As it is I posted that name cos u politely asked. Pls lets leave it at that.

IAMKINGZLEE

Tolexander:
95% working!

That was uncalled for

Tolexander:
Good of them!

But the question is "will they be useful for Nigeria?
Very likely they decide settling abroad.

That kind of stuff does not happen anymore in the UK. The system has changed.

jholam:
So after graduating from the university about a year ago i have'nt got a job. I know most of you will say (just one year and you are complaining.) Well it does'nt matter.

All that matters is that one is without a job and it is extremely annoying and life is boring.
You see adverts everywhere of job openings and you wonder if there are just for show or if people are really getting these jobs.
Once or twice you see a testimony on nairaland that someone just got a job and you begin to pray for your own.
You wait and wait for a miracle because now your degree does not matter again. If you don't have somebody somewhere, 'na only miracle you go hope on.

After going through school, burning mid night candles, going for lectures, doing stupid assignments that lecturers never read and struggling to see that your name is on flimsy attendance cheat for ten marks, what do you get?
Answer - A long stay in your fathers house, waiting for when somebody will visit and dash you money. Because your parents do not have your time again.
Most times, you might even here comments like" abeg do go marry" or better still "you no get boyfriend?".
Sometimes you begin to wonder what went wrong but in the end, what can one do but hope for a miracle.

Life is hard o. Especially if you are unemployed and a girl in naija.


http://joblessnaijagirl..com/?m=1

Keep ur head high and ur principles and priorities clear and straightforward. A job will come, so will men. Just know not to compromise without being overbearing and u will smile at the end. Goodluck.

BeeBeeOoh:
Name: Belusochukwu Brown

Nickname: Bello

Age: 25+

Sex: male

Hobby: Making new friends

Marital Status: Single but, in a relationship

Favourite Food: Nsala soup with pounded yam

Favourite Colour: Blue & white

Favourite Sports: Playing football, table tennis.

Favourite Movies: 24, prison break, vampires diaries, kidnap, Alias, One three hill

Favourite Muzik: hardcore raps, rythm&blues.

Apple or Android: Android

Cartoon or Movies: Movies

Likes: Playing muzik, I love breast, sexing

Dislikes: Fake Life or Life of Pretence.

What's the craziest thing you have ever done? Sexing in my work place when everybody is gone

What's the craziest thing you are yet to do? Going into army barracks to beat up a soldier. I mean it

Most Embarrassing Moment: The Day I was asked a question in a lecture hall but couldn't answer because I was absent minded.

Happiest Moment: The Day I got admission into a higher institution.

Saddest Moment: The Day I saw tears on my father's eyes because I was denied admission. *First & last

Biggest Goal: I want to be my own boss, get married & build my world around my family. So help me God

Nairaland Crush: Whenever I see crush I remember Dangote truck, na im dey synonymous with crushing things

Nairaland Bestie/Friend/Paddy: Ademoladeji, Bitterleafsoup, SFTW, Tunery004, Nitefury, Drnoel.

Person On Nairaland That Annoys You: Just one over zealous Mod. Don't ask me his/her name

What's Your Definition Of Love? It's just a natural phenomenon that glow splint between two people.

Bros I see you. I feel honoured, thanx alot.

mubarak89:
Hello, here is a link to a site a created for a client; they are offering to pay for writers. You should check to see if it makes sense:
http://graduatewell.com.ng/write_for_us

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cococandy:
comprehension issues.

yes on ur part.