₦airaland Forum

SultanOfPuna:
This fool thinks ukraine is malaysia
U have bnever been to ukraine, so what you are saying is rubbish.
Only malaysia give visa to touts and agbero cultist
Ukraine dont give visa anyhow, they stopped giving visa to men from 26 years and above to avoid grown men importing cultism.
so the majority of people going to ukraine are young fresh Ajebo jambites from middle class families those that just finished waec and co. These are the ppl ukraine give visa.

So you generalize that majority of Nigerians in Ukraine are cultist. It shows that you dont even know shii about ukraine

There are a lot of cultist there but they're just lowkey because the population of Nigerians are not much compared to Malaysia, so it's highly unlikely for cult activities to rein (and they did this on purpose) after learning from Italy and Malaysia.

One was even exposed recently, he was so vocal on this Ukraine racist issue, until someone dug up his post from way back and he was a cultist that had killed many souls in South Africa and fled to Ukraine. Twenty-six years old my a55.

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SimpleGuy001:
So there’s this girl who is a friend. Just decided to check on her and made a mistake of asking for her birthday as she posted on her status

Now she Don ask for contribution towards her birthday, trying to avoid paying one kobo. Help a brother with a reply, here’s our convo below

She: Send your contribution for the birthday
Me: for this buhari era
She: yes na, na birthday I dey do

Dunno what to reply her, help me with a reply to escape this billing

I must not be billed, don’t want to cut off this said lady because of this so I’m looking for a way to avoid billing.

Tell her you're JW and that you guys don't celebrate birthday or give out birthday gifts.

Pasima:
telling the world.

Which world? Your 200 viewers on Whatsapp is now equals to the population of the world. No wonder your GF don't rate you. Probably sees you as a dvmb niqqa. How can she be proud of that?

The pressure social media users put on youths is alarming.

Englishisamust:
You dey mind that one. Is just like saying Warren buffet and George Soros are gamblers. Make he tell me one billionaire gambler

Those men are heavy gamblers. They bet against other countries economy via currency on the stock market. And they get bailed out many time by the United States government when they lose.

It's called billionaires privillage. they gamble a lot.

Just like men are bad at picking good women, women are even worse at picking good men.

Aduke23:
I don't know, but someone once guessed 5'8

But you're not tall na lmao

Aduke23:
I happen to be a tall gurl. A man once told me that my height threatens him. Of recent, a guy also told me I look unapproachable because of my height.

So why exactly are these set of ladies found unapproachable?

why do you care about men shorter than you? I thought women don't like men they're taller than? You guys say it all the time. Now you're saying something else.

I wish this gender will just make up their mind

There's a new boss in charge of NDLEA that's why all this bust.

Baronnaire:
What's up with the recent back to back actions by NDLEA ?

So all this government agencies really work? They just need the right person. This new Chairman of Ndlea, Brig. General Mohamed Buba Marwa (Rtd) is a beast.

bodaola:
Fellow Nairalanders.
Greetings to you all.
Please help my life. Gerd/Ulcer is killing me. Have been battling this since Christmas.

Up till now, I haven't been Ok. I've spent all my money on drugs and injections.

Every day by day up till now. One drug to the other... I can't even breathe. Shortness of breath and all.

Went to the pharmacy every day by day and have spent all my savings on drugs.

can'ttn't even think of business because of my health.

Writing this I'm writing gasping to breatheth need help. I don't have money to carter for myself again. I don't want to die
I was asked to go to the hospital. But I'm on zero right now...

Foodstuff finished... Imagine an Ulcer patient that hasn't eaten since morning... All my stomach is scattered. I planned to drag myself to the hospital tomorrow but I have no dime on me as the initial treatment took all my money, most especially Gaviscon which I buy for 4500 and dont even last up to a week. From one drug to another, from one injection to another. I was asked to go for Ulcer Kit tomorrow and I have zero nairas on me... My debtors have been giving me stories here and there.

Please someone should come through for me...

I need up to 20k to buy my drugs and also get some food stuff as I cant eat any how food. If I eat starchy food it will trigger it and I almost fainted yesterday because the only food left in my house is Garri...

Please someone should help me

Y'all should please help me raise 20k

For me to get the Ulcer Kit and the right food stuff.

I took a drug Clarythromycin and I nearly died... All my intestine was injured. I took the drug without eating. Someone should hear my cry... Ive tried loan app but said I'm not eligible...

Please y'all... Nothing is too small

This guy cured his own. https://www.nairaland.com/6986074/last-last-cure-ulcer#110216872

See if you can track him and get his contact info.

Guyman02:
GOTV CNN viewers already have a thread on FP claiming that they were killed after saying Go F...c yourself

I am happy I no longer get all my news from western media propaganda. I have even stopped watching CNN thanks to many people here that opened my eyes

Lalasticlala, mynd44 are you seeing what am seeing?

Who else would you be doing it with? Girl, what's wrong with you?

Raspberries:
I sometimes feel stupid sexting...

Except when I'm doing it with my boyfriend... Then it's fun...

Starting to feel bad for Russia now that I know why they had to invade.

omolasho:
rather I want to know the whys behind her action and I what i should do. Thanks you.

So you're asking us because na we kiss you for cheek?

Fxzboyz:
Create a balance and she’ll think you’re playing games

That's what women like though, it's instinctive.

Have you watched NatGeo and seen how male animals dance and play all sorts of games before he gets to mate with the female animal?

It's same with human female.

This is going to be bloody. This is going to be bloody. But why will the president say that when they're sure of defeat? Why the citizens? What a wicked speech. So you want Russian millitary to start targetting citizens instead of soldiers, so that you can scream human rights abuse and force other countries to go to war against Russian and start the next great war.

sanpipita:
It's beyond politics for an American to root for Russia, almost unheard of, and very unamerican, Americans hate communism so much to think of rooting for Russia under any guise.

Cope harder. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

sanpipita:
The entire GOP are rooting for Russia, hope Americans are taking notes

Why won't they root for Russia? Didn't the entire Democratic party start rooting for China when Trump was in office.

China will still move in on Taiwan soon. The success of this invasion and the weakness of Biden will embolden them.

how old are these girls? I'm guessing within the range of 14 - 17.

Chatflick:
Playful ladies are the best bro.

Swears man. Na wetin I dey hunt for now ohh. All those dead babes with dead sense of humor wey nah only prick and vibes them sabi don tire me.

ExAngel007:
ehn babe.

You just declared your relationship OVER!!!


You think guys joke with things like that?

I don't even dear talk to my guy when he's busy playing his PlayStation games

Are Nigerian guys really this dumb? I don't want to believe it though. First of all, he must already know his babe's capability and personality. From the way she set it up, seems she's the playful type, so why would he quit the relationship? Na wa oo.

Wilson300:
I have.seen my dad dicks a couple of times he is up to 10 inches

Bro, who asked you for this info? Not even Nigerian police can torture this info out of me.

Alllen:
but in case in future you see a fresh dude wanking in his room just know it's me.


Thank You.

Why do you think girls have such pride in general? Social Media has really shown them that men ain't shiiit. And they probably think every guy is like that.

When I saw my female friend's DM, I vowed not to ever be anything like those men there.

IF a girl is giving you attitude, just know that a bunch of men (simps) have made that girl feel like she's the best thing on earth.

Winningbot:
Should we tell her

Abi should we tell you that she's being sacarstic.

Isn't that Sarcoma from HIV progressing to AIDS

Jeon:
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Taurus [feminine with emotions ]and Libra[ masculine with no emotions ]can't be together.

Sounds like the perfect fit. Opposite attract. Will you want to be with someone that's as emotional as you?

She's no longer active these days. One bad guy don dey coordinate her kuntus.

If you die while trying to please a woman in bed using sex enhancer, the word S-I-M-P should be carved largely on your tombstone.