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TechSpecialist:
you're dumb and plain ignorant
I'm from Orsu in Imo state and I dey Owerri.
You're nothing but a supporter of violence while you reside outside south east.
How I wish DSS fit dey track una for this forum make una go get sense for detention

Most of these defenders of violence in teh South East don't live there. They live in places like Lagos or Abuja but they're the loudest supporters. Anyways, what do you expect, since they're not feeling the heat.

Moeman:
your broda get side chick and the main chick get side cock so na ....MAD PEOPLE

As in, I wonder why he's crying.

The urge to be inseminated by a man. I guess women can't run away from their nature.

Trillion dollar or trillion naira? Una dey ment?

But why borrow? Were you not afraid? Didn't you think of what would happen if you lose? You thought you could only win? But if you could only win, would you have lost your savings of 200k?

How does your mind work?

sazzyyarns:
My husband flogs me with cane and belt whenever we have an altercation. We are not newly weds and by now we should have understood each other.

He never apologizes when we reconcile instead he says i should stop doing things that provoke him (which doesnt include me going physical, so its not even in self defence). At this point im really just frustrated!!!
He flogs me in the presence of the kids, sometimes he flogs them and then flogs me too.

Secretly take boxing class. And make sure you train to the fullest extent. And tell the trainer not to take it easy with you. Also practice at home. One day when you feel strong enough and he tries to flog you, deck him very hard. Make sure he falls down, if you have to deck him twice to achieve that. When he's down, just look at him with anger and leave. He will never touch you till you both grow old.

May have been surfing through waptrick looking for games.

Notaket:
Hey guys, I think I need your help. So for close to 2 weeks now, I have been having itching sensations round my private parts and I noticed some rash around my dick ..

Have been to the hospital they said I had prunitis and gave me some injections and a drug called loterine but it's 3 days now and I still have this serious itching around my laps that surrounds the private part .. My bums itch me too despite frequently changing boxers etc...

Please I need help from anyone who has experienced this before.

Mind Everytime I have sex I have used condom... Any recommendations will be good. Thanks

Are there monkeys in your area?

Johnames:
Am an introvert, so my girlfriend came around, am not the gisting type, I wish I was, so there is this guy that stays with me, the guy is cool, I have no problem with the guy, so the problem now is that, he is always gisting with my babe and whenever they are gisting, the 2 of them will laugh so hard, the thing come dey make me feel somehow, I will be outside, I go they hear the 2 of them dey laugh for inside house, I don't know how to handle this situation, what will be the best thing to do here.

A guy that can make your girl laugh is someone that is going to fvck her. This is how I've been able to win women's heart apart from money. Just by making them laugh, you will be able to spread their legs apart.

I'm sorry man.

But here's a hint to know when the deed has been done. Both of them won't be interacting the way they used to when she comes around.

wear shirt while sleeping.

Are you that good looking? 'Cause I know all these girls go weak in the knee when they see a fine guy that has sense.

BadRadio:

Some guys can swear, brag and beat their chest, vouching for a girlfriend and saying she's a wife material and she's faithful.


If you really trust your babe, then DM me her number and Facebook address, lemme check something

how much ram is this? I need a phone that is soley for gaming, actually just one game, call of duty mobile. That's the only app that'll be on the phone.

tobbyteee:
Hi Nairalanders, I just got myself a brand new Infinix Hot 11S after so much contemplation on which Infinix product to buy.

I hope I made the right choice guys

Unibenfucker:
And what happens when the dollar crashes by this year ending

if the dollar crashes one percent, naira will crash twenty percent. And the American imperialists will make sure of that so they can maintain dominance.

adeprof18:
I don't have much to say about you and your 8mill, but my advice is you open a dollar account for your bro and save his 6mil there for him, when he is sure of any investment in future, he can do whatever he likes with the money

Don't they pay monthly maintenance for dollar account?

Elderniercri:
Even at that sef, the Chinese built the bird nest in Beijing and it’s a world class structure

Omo this stadium make sense pass this mercedes

orohbiro:
wonder y Nigeria keep using China people to build you stadium

It's cheaper. Are you an ANU student?

Masturbating or sex in public is illegal though. So you know what to do.

"Girls have boyfriends and girlfriends. if you're not fvcking her, you're her girlfriend."

Shey make we start to they fvck people girlfriends? So that them no go call man like me girlfriend.

They go to social media to seek validation. People like that have zero mental maturity and can't dissect and handle situations themselves with their God-given brains. They rely on hot takes from miserable people on Twitter with zero marital knowledge.


She got what she deserves. She lost a good man. But since she's a Twitter LovePeddler, she probably doesn't need a man to begin with. They woke as fvck over there.

Take care.

They stealing all our brains. It's good for him though

DubaiLandLord2:
His wife must be beautiful

He might not even be ugly, just because of early life suffering and lifestyle make some people look so rumpled

lecturer50:
My neighbor is someone who believes that a man should not condescend himself because of woman.

But he was quick to believe the woman.

Now he has denied that he was giving me attitude because of the woman.

He said I read meaning to his behavior but it is not what I thought it was.

We know people like him. They talk tough outside, but they worship pussy like no tomorrow.

qtguru:
Me and your path will never cross, regardless i wish you well. I have nothing against you other than the level of stupidity and immaturity you show. You can mention me all you want, if that's how you choose to spend your free time.

Out of every reply on this thread she chose you. Person wey don use your DP masturbate tire come dey find your attention.

pocohantas:
I am sure this one took his wife out last in 2004 when he was chyking her, but he is here trying to surprise a small girl with a movie date, while his wife and mother of two kids is at home in a hair net and bongo shorts, running after two hyperactive children.

I swear you are mad

And that's how men are. A woman has told you that she doesn't want to be with a married man. She's told you know in so many sentence, but you still keep persuading her. Later you'll say all of them are hoes.

That your neighbor is a big simp for believing that woman, and for giving you attitude based on the opinion of a woman. THAT YOUR NEIGHBOUR IS NOT A MAN AND YOU SHOULD NOT ASSOCIATE WITH HIM.

lecturer50:
A 27 year old divorced woman with 3 kids came to me to borrow N20,000 to add and pay house rent.

I told her I would give her money in a few weeks time when I get the money.

Last week, she came back from her nursery school teaching job and right from the door of my room, she started shouting " I cannot sell my body for money"

I asked her what happened and she claimed men wanted to sleep with her to give her the N20,000.

I consoled her and told her that some men like giving women such condition before they can help the women.

She answered that if I am among such men who sleep with women before helping them, I should tell her so she could forget about coming to me.

I said that I am not among such men and that I would give her the money when I get it.

She thanked me and left.

I have a male neighbor whom the woman has been having sex with. It was the male neighbor who advised her to come to me because he is not working.

That my male neighbor started giving me attitude. He answered my greetings grudgingly.

I wanted to stop greeting him.

But then I observed that my next yard female neighbors also did the same. They stopped answering my greetings. That divorced woman is living with/near those female neighbors. Other males around were still friendly with me, except my next door male neighbor whom the woman has been having sex with.

So i asked my male neighbor what the problem was because he and the females around were giving me attitude.

He said nothing at first.

Later, he said in a friendly manner that I should have respected myself and not asked the woman for sex, because when he started having sex with the woman, it was she who initiated the move, and not him.

He opened up to me that the woman has been telling people that I wanted to sleep with her for the money.

I was so shocked and ran to go and meet the woman, but he held me and said that the woman strongly warned him not to confront me if he wanted her to continue visiting him.

I told him the true situation of things and he said I should forget everything because she is "just a woman".

I wasn't having any of this, so I confronted her in the front of her female friends in her room.

She answered that she believed we misunderstood ourselves. She said am I not a man? Why must what I heard bother me.

Some males around said I should forget it because the society has given women weapon against men which is rape/sexual assault allegations, because even if women are lying against men, people would still believe the women.

They said that the best a man should do is to hope he is not falsely accused by a woman because there is nothing he can say that anyone would believe him.

Because the society believes a man always wants to have sex with every woman, therefore every accusation from women would be immediately believed.

I answered them that even if a person is a chronic thief who is well known as a thief, he would not keep quiet and just accept it when he is accused of stealing what he did not steal. He would shout and defend himself.

At least let them accused him of what he stole and not what he didn't steal.

They say I am a man and it is nothing to a man if a woman accused him of wanting to sleep with her. One girl there was telling me that there was nothing wrong in a man wanting to sleep with any woman. That there is nothing to be ashamed of as a man, if you have a desire to sleep with any woman.

Can you imagine that?

I believe the society should form a group to cater for men also.

So many black men were falsely accused by white women and were killed because no one cares for the male gender. You cannot just accept false accusations because you believe it is nothing since you are a man. What if you end up losing your life, freedom or happiness because of it?

Men are so ashamed to rise up and defend the male gender. But women always group together to defend a woman who is abused by a man.

Men would rather defend the female gender.

But know that if you are ashamed to defend a follow man against a woman who wants to destroy him, when your time comes, no one would defend you.

What goes around comes around.

Don't think that you are safe when other men are not safe.

Don't think that if a woman accused a man falsely and the man is being imprisoned or killed, that you cannot be a victim tommorow.

If you like abuse me.

Arin stop hyping yourself.

doggedfighter:
Just 29 and so beautiful.

I read a news source on Twitter that said taht the bandits were here in Lagos. What are we going to do now? They drove them from the north to the South

I wuold have recommended EFCC but I don't know these days. They might get out through rubbing hands and you'll be in trouble. Please can you explain what you mean by taking someone's life-force?

InternetAgbero:
Nobody knows anything? Don't just view...say something. No links to EFCC Nigeria? Or is it a case of the populace supporting evil?

Well, I'll start with Interpol and the RCMP from where I'm at.

https://www.interpol.int/en/What-you-can-do/If-you-need-help

Look, you know I love her tiger (Grr)
She got the buns, I admire


I’ma ’bout to buy that bitch a car, I’ma ’bout to send RD the wire (Wait)
You know I love her tiger
I skrrt on her ass like a tire, huh
She like, “Papi, you on fire,” huh


She like, “Papi, you on fire,” woo
44 barkin’, ayy, hold on, louder than a church choir, huh
I do a drill in a suit, huh, then I change my attire
Look, she throw that ass back in a quick sec’

Change her clothes and then make a Snapchat
Then she go talk about it on her Facebook
I’m like, “Baby, I thought we was past that?”